Chapter 25: The Secret of Life
The embarrassment in the West Wing didn't last long.
After all, it was broad daylight, and when they had just eaten, Chen Xuezhi and Zheng Yulian were at home, and the sound of talking in the courtyard made Chen Guan and Bai Aiyue like two frightened birds, and as soon as they came into contact, they had to quickly separate.
Bai Aiyue broke free from Chen Guan's arms, her eyelashes drooped, her pretty face was flushed, and her chest was undulating.
Chen Guan also stood up from the stool, his nose was filled with the fragrance of Bai Aiyue's body, his hand was warm and soft when he hugged Bai Aiyue, and his chest was like the feeling of being overcharged by the two jade rabbits on Bai Aiyue's chest.
Both men were red-faced and stood quietly, neither of them speaking.
Zheng Yulian saw Bai Aiyue enter her son's room, scolded "fox spirit" in her heart, and went to clean up the pots and dishes with hatred.
After Chen Xuezhi finished eating, he smoked and sat in the courtyard.
Zheng Yulian came out of the kitchen after washing the pots and dishes, and saw that Bai Aiyue had not yet come out of her son Chen Guan's house, for fear that her son would not be able to control it and do something embarrassing, so she shouted loudly: "Chen Guan, Chen Guan, come out, go and help your father dry the wheat!" ”
Chen Xuezhi whispered to Zheng Yulian: "What are you shouting?" You've got a mouth! Day energy! ”
Zheng Yulian looks down on the people of the Bai family, no matter how beautiful Bai Aiyue is!
Afraid that her son would be young and impulsive, create sins, and be embarrassed and difficult to clean up in the future, Zheng Yulian ignored Chen Xuezhi's muttering, and did not forgive, but shouted in her voice: "Chen Guan, deaf? Come out and help your dad dry the wheat! My lord, why don't you understand anything? ”
Zheng Yulian's shout, Chen Guan and Bai Aiyue both heard it.
Chen Guan calmed down and said to Bai Aiyue: "Aiyue, let's go, let's go call first." ”
Bai Aiyue said "um", turned sideways to let Chen Guan go first, and followed behind Chen Guan, without saying a word, like a little daughter-in-law.
At this moment, Chen Guan had a jade sound of "ding" in his mind, and then a blue dialog box appeared, with a line of words written on it: "Missed the opportunity, let down the beauty, you should not be guilty!" One warning, a penalty increases the difficulty factor of the first mission! ”
Chen Guan was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth and said, "!" ”
After Chen Guan went out, he said hello to his parents, and went to the village committee office in the Bai family compound, and asked Bai Aiyue to call the town police station. It is recommended that the town police station educate them, forget about it, and don't detain them anymore, they will not be held accountable. Let them come back early, now is the time to thresh the wheat and dry the wheat, in case it rains, it will be over, and the harvest of the season will be gone.
Chen Guan said what should be said, and even said it against his will, whether it can work or not is only God knows.
Bai Aiyue's important purpose of finding Chen Guan was achieved, she was overjoyed, she didn't let Chen Guan go, and went to the village sales point to buy a few barrels of Jianlibao, and she had to let Chen Guan drink it.
The heat is unbearable, and drinking a bucket of Jianlibaoden is refreshing!
Bai Aiyue drank Jianlibao, her eyes squinted at Chen Guan, and asked softly, "Is it delicious?" ”
Looking at the beautiful, generous, and neat Bai Aiyue, Chen Guan thought that he couldn't be entangled like this anymore. I won't fall in love with Bai Aiyue, let alone marry her, and she is also engaged, and she is a master of things. It's better to explain things clearly, otherwise, if you can't hold it, it will hurt others and yourself.
At this time, Chen Guan was like a jade, even if the Cangsheng seal in his mind gave a warning, it would be useless. Chen Guan will not be abusive!
Chen Guan didn't answer Bai Aiyue's question, drank Jianlibao, and asked intentionally or unintentionally: "Aiyue, I heard that you are engaged to Uncle Zhonghou's son?" Bless you! When is the time to put the wedding wine? ”
One sentence knocked Bai Aiyue back to her original form from full of love, and her red-white, red-and-white pretty face flew up to the dark clouds at once.
Bai Aiyue threw the empty barrel of Jianlibao out of the air, her tone was cold, and she said to Chen Guan: "Brother Chen Guan, thank you for helping me." Don't bother you, let's go! ”
This is a typical crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, turning the face and not recognizing people!
Chen Guan smiled bitterly, shook his head, and didn't say goodbye to Bai Aiyue, and went home with a tap.
Seeing that Chen Guan finally came back and was not seduced away by Bai Aiyue, Zheng Yulian was relieved, made a pot of tea for her son, and sent it to the West Wing, and then began to nag Chen Guan, saying that Chen Guan had gone to college in vain in the past four years, so many good women in the provincial capital, and so many female classmates on campus, she didn't bring one back for her mother to see! Then he said that there were no good people in the Bai family, and several generations of the old Chen family had suffered the losses of the Bai family. Even if you can't find a daughter-in-law to beat a single, you can't ask for a woman from the Bai family. Sisters Bai Aixiao and Bai Aiyue are both vixens, one is divorced and the other is engaged, so they can't be provoked, so stay away from the two sisters as soon as possible. Mingshui City is so big, there are many good women, and when you get to work, you can quickly say that a daughter-in-law is serious.
Chen Guan has not seen Bai Aixiao since he came back, Zheng Yulian has taken Bai Aixiao in and out of her words, for fear that her son will suffer a loss, and she looks like a calf protector.
Zheng Yulian was a low-spoken and very kind person, and when she met her son, she changed people in an instant. There's no way, Ai'er is heartfelt!
Chen Guan felt that he had made it clear to Bai Aiyue very tactfully just now, and he would not be entangled with Bai Aiyue again in the future, but he couldn't say this to his mother, so he hurriedly pushed his mother out of the house, saying that he was busy!
After Zheng Yulian left, Chen Guan thought about trying whether the "Cangsheng Jue" that Cangsheng printed for him was real or illusory, don't take the illusion as real, it will laugh to death!
Chen Guan calmed down, and the "Cangsheng Jue" that Cangsheng Yin instilled into his mind last night appeared in his mind:
"The way of heaven, the way of nature. The sun rises and the moon is hidden, day and night alternate, spring and autumn are fruitful, cold and summer are separated, the years are withered, and yin and yang complement each other. withering, the beginning of glory; Glory, a sign of withering. The cathode produces yang, and the anode produces yin. Generations of withering and glory, the cycle goes on and on; Yin and yang are blended, and everything is thriving! ”
This is the introduction to the opening chapter of "The Secret of Life", which talks about the great truth of heaven and nature.
Chen Guan is not Guo Jing, who is simple and illiterate in Jin Yong's novel "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", he is a modern college student, and he doesn't need to memorize this introduction word by word. He understands all these truths!
This concentrated study of "Cangsheng Jue", Chen Guan's mind was "ding", and a jade sound sounded.
Chen Guan had a lot of questions in his heart, and he was anxious to ask Cangshengyin. Hearing the jade sound of "ding", he hurriedly asked, "Cangsheng Yin, why did you prompt me to miss the opportunity and disappoint the beauty?" Why do you need to increase the difficulty factor of the first mission? ”
Cang Shengyin's voice was low and majestic: "Master, I need to absorb human luck. ”
Chen Guan was puzzled: "Isn't the task you gave me to be an official, a good official, and a big official?" If you want to be a good official, you can't be lustful, you have to cultivate yourself and control your desires. It's common sense! ”
"The Yellow Emperor's eight maidens, the Qin Emperor and the Han Wu harem are three thousand, only the true nature of the great hero!"
Cangshengyin's deep and majestic voice sounded a bit of a taste of obscenity and theft at this time, and Chen Guan scoffed: "Cut!" It's 1995, not primitive and feudal. Abuse is hooliganism! I'm a college student, not a hooligan! I pursue pure love! ”
I don't know what's going on, Cangshengyin actually imitated Chen Guan's tone: "Cut!" Awakening to the power of the world and drunken beauty knees is the pursuit of a manly man! ”
Chen Guan is not Liu Xia Hui, let alone a fake Taoism, but a young man with strong blood and a desire for love, otherwise he would not have such a humiliating performance in the back seat of Tian Xiu's motorcycle. From the awakening of sexual consciousness to the present, Chen Guan has an object of sexual intent at every stage, but he knows that the difference between humans and animals is that people can control their desires, and there is a big difference between what they think and what they do. Especially in officialdom, you have to control your mouth, your hands, and your lower body. Otherwise, you won't be able to wipe off the shit cleanly, and there will be no good end sooner or later!
The most important thing is that Chen Guan has just reunited with Tian Xiu, and he already has a fantasy of sweet love in his mind, and he will definitely not have other thoughts at this time.
seemed to sense that Chen Guanzhi was not here, and Cangshengyin's voice was full of temptation: "The so-called absorption of humane luck is to experience the experience of secular life in the world, absorb its essence, and accumulate official energy, wealth, lust, murderous energy, auspicious energy, and so on." You are confined to the rules, hesitate, and do not accept the beauty, but you don't know the true meaning of this inhumanity, harming others and yourself, and being pedantic! Ridiculous! ”
Chen Guan was so angry that he laughed: "Do you want me to practice my skills, criss-cross the flowers, and build a beautiful country and a big harem?" ”
Cangshengyin's deep voice was a bit of a scoundrel: "I want it!" ”
Chen Guan didn't want to dwell on this issue anymore, so he kept silent and began to think about the content of "Cangsheng Jue".
Seeing that Chen Guan's attention was focused on "Cangsheng Jue" again, Cangsheng Yin let out a sigh, said "Go with the flow, everything is fate", and then said: "Master, "Cangsheng Jue" is a supreme martial arts book, which is divided into two parts and six times. The first part of the triple is martial arts, which belongs to the kung fu of thousands of enemies, including internal strength and boxing, body techniques, weapons, hidden weapons, and acupoint techniques. The sign of internal success is the gathering of three flowers; The second part is the Heavenly Dao, through the development of the master's brain domain, the formation of the sea of consciousness, the cultivation of spiritual power. Only 5 percent of the brain domain of the people of this world is used, and the remaining 95 percent is undeveloped. Once the master's brain domain is developed, the sea of consciousness is cultivated, and the spiritual power can be used, then there is the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, which is what people in this world call supernatural abilities. However, the Heavenly Dao penance is a long one, and it takes great chances. The master should now concentrate on cultivating the martial arts and lay a good foundation! ”
Chen has watched many martial arts novels and Hong Kong kung fu movies, and was once very obsessed with the sword immortals and chivalrous men in martial arts novels and kung fu movies, and also longed for himself to have a shocking internal skill, light skills, swordsmanship, and boxing skills. It's a pity that Chen Guan is a college student with formal education, and he knows that there is no true qi and internal force in this world, which is all the words of a novelist.
Chen watched a live video of a martial arts final, it seems to be from Hong Kong, the time seems to be 1953, two martial arts masters of different schools are fighting together, what internal strength, no tricks, you punch me and kick, it's like a splash of skin fighting, I can't see the slightest martial arts cultivation.
As for the Tai Chi practiced by the street uncles and aunts, in Chen Guan's eyes, they are all used for exercising and performing, and it is simply a joke to rely on that slow and leisurely movement to fight against the enemy. Especially those red and purple qigong masters, what are they doing ****, opening their eyes in the sky, and passing through the wall, they are purely charlatans, and there is no science at all!
In Chen Guan's eyes, there is no drop in internal strength, and hard qigong is just a competition to see who can be beaten more and who is more second! If there is really a martial arts master who has cultivated true qi and internal strength, the boxing king of the world is not Ali, but should be the master of China's Shaolin faction, Wudang faction, Emei faction and other martial arts sects! The so-called martial arts are actually fighting skills, and everything else is nonsense!
For this reason, Chen Guan chose to practice sanda when he went to college, seeking fast kung fu and good actual combat results!
As if to explain Chen Guan's question, Cangshengyin's deep voice sounded again: "Master, this civilization has no internal strength and true qi at all due to the structure of the human body, and martial arts practitioners are through the exercise of the three methods of bright energy, dark energy, and chemical strength, to achieve the purpose of easy bones, easy tendons, and marrow washing, and from refining and refining qi to refining and refining spirits, refining gods and returning voids." Because it is too difficult, there are very few martial artists who have truly reached the realm of easy tendon and marrow refining and refining the gods. And the master does not have this problem, you are already easy to wash the marrow, and you can cultivate the internal force of the Cangsheng Jue! In other words, as soon as the master began to practice martial arts, he stood on a platform that was beyond the reach of the martial arts masters of this era. ”
Yi Jin washes the marrow, reverses the innate realm, with this kind of foundation, Chen Guan will become an idiot if he doesn't practice martial arts!
Chen Guan's body entered the innate realm after being cleansed by Yi Jin, but it did not mean that he had the cultivation of the martial arts masters of the innate realm. If you want to reach the true innate realm of martial arts, you must practice hard.
Cangshengyin's voice disappeared, and a picture appeared in Chen Guan's mind, a diagram of human acupuncture points.
Chen Guan studied Chinese and knew nothing about medicine. Although he had seen the acupuncture points of the human body, it was just to look at it, and he never thought of seriously studying it. Now the acupuncture point map of the human body appears in his mind, and it appears in a multi-dimensional form, three-dimensional and intuitive, and Chen Guan can't see it or remember it.
Chen Guan calmed down, identified one acupuncture point after another, and naturally corresponded to the acupuncture points on his body, silently remembering and thinking.
When eating lunch, Zheng Yulian shouted a few times, but did not see her son come out to eat, pushed open the door of the west wing, and took a look inside, only to see Chen Guan sitting cross-legged on the bed, just like an old monk meditating, deaf to his words, and panicked, and hurriedly called Chen Xuezhi, saying that his son was stunned and wanted to be a monk!
Chen Xuezhi also panicked when he heard this, ran into the west wing in three steps and two steps, and saw that his son really fell on the bed like a monk meditating. It's worth it! The old Chen family is now in a single lineage, and they are still waiting for their son to marry a daughter-in-law and have a son!
Chen Xuezhi went up and stretched out his hand to push Chen Guan, shouting as he pushed: "Guanzi, what are you doing?" ”
Chen Guan is like an old monk who has settled down, and he didn't move at all.
Seeing that he couldn't push and couldn't wake up, Chen Xuezhi suddenly thought of the scene in the movie "Shaolin Temple" when the village was playing, could it be that his son was practicing?