Chapter 8: The Cowhide War
The pig god looked at the little girl in front of him in shock, thinking: Even if she is also the daughter of the Tongtian Sect Master, that old monster can also give birth to such a beautiful daughter? No, I'll have to test her. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info So, the pig god cleared his throat and said sternly to Ji Ji: "Hey, little girl, whose daughter are you?" ”
"Poof!! Aha, you wait for me first, laugh at me, ahahaha............", Ji Ji pointed to the pig god's face, tears laughed.
The people who had just been promoted couldn't help but start laughing, so the pig god walked to the mirror, ready to take a look, and thought as he walked: Think of me as a handsome guy, what are you all laughing at, let me know the reason for it in a while, I have to shoot you to death, hum. The pig god walked to the mirror as he spoke, and as soon as he glanced at the mirror, he couldn't help laughing, because he was too big, and fell to the ground without paying attention, and rolled on the ground laughing and rolling. Seeing this, everyone laughed even more happily, and they all thought: What's wrong with the king today, the king has not laughed for so many years, and today he actually amused a little girl. The pig king thought while rolling: Ahahaha, laughing to death the king, whose face is this, it was painted like this, ahahaha, laughing to death. After laughing for a while, when he heard the louder laughter of everyone, he suddenly woke up, jumped up from the ground at once, and suddenly became so angry that the pig hair on the top of his head stood up, his old face was red, and he roared loudly: "Grandma's legs, which bastard dares to play this prank with Lao Tzu, get out of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you......"
When everyone saw the pig god's anger, they all hurriedly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "The king praises the wrath of the thunder, don't do us." ”
The pig god was so angry that he stomped his feet, and the earth was trembling at the moment: "Is it that Lao Tzu didn't make it clear or you are deaf, which one is not afraid of death and dares to draw something on Lao Tzu's face, huh?" ”
The turtle god interjected, "Big ...... Big...... The king, is ...... Be...... It's ......"
The pig god slapped the turtle out of the shrine, Ji Ji saw it and wiped a handful of sweat, and thought: I am a mother, this slap must not fly out of the divine realm, the poor turtle is originally slow to climb, it seems that it will not be able to come back for a while. As he spoke, he gloated on the sidelines.
At this time, the donkey god woke up and hurriedly said, "King, it's that little girl, please ...... King."
The pig god slapped again, and slapped the donkey god into a big pit on the ground of the shrine at once: "Grandma, what are you doing to eat, let her scribble on Lao Tzu's face, huh?" ”
So the pig god cast a spell to clean his face, and then came to Ji Ji in an instant: "You little rabbit cub, do you know what you did, huh?" Believe it or not, Lao Tzu slaughtered you, huh? ”
Ji Ji pretended to be cowardly and said: "You dare, my father is the master of the Tongtian Sect, if you dare to touch my hair, then you will die, my father said, he can't beat Emperor Yan, and the rest of the people in the God Realm are not his opponents." ”
When the pig god heard this, he laughed: "Little girl, you are young in the end, your father took advantage of my absence to make trouble with our beast clan, I have always remembered this account, if I am here, see if I don't shoot him to death." I haven't provoked him yet, this old immortal still dares to speak out, I tell you, this god realm is for me to live in, hum! The pig god said disdainfully.
"Aha, it's so funny, you're still the master of the god realm? I think it's almost the same as the Pig Cub of the God Realm, ahahaha, by the way, I will call you Pig Cub in the future. Ji Ji laughed as she spoke.
The pig god snorted angrily, and said, "Lao Tzu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for tens of millions of years, and I have met such an eyeless person as you, you listen to me, I am the pet raised by the founding Yuanling back then, Hongjun Lao Zu and others have to call me uncle, Haotian Jade Emperor, that kid wants to call me grandpa!" ”
Ji Ji was also a little shocked this time, I didn't expect that this pig turned out to be my pet, no wonder the strength is so strong, yes, let me play him haha. So, Ji Ji said: "Ahahaha, just you? You don't pee like yourself, and you become the pet of the founding spirit just because you're a pig? You are too good at putting gold on your face, if the founding Yuan Ling accepted you back then, then it would really be blind with long eyes and buttocks. ”
"You, you," the pig god was so angry that the two pig teeth trembled, and said: "Don't believe it, let me tell you, when I was not transformed into a human type, I was handsome, in the pig world, it was definitely a handsome pig, handsome and chic, loved by everyone, and a handsome pig that bloomed when I saw flowers, that is, what am I doing now, I am still chic, although my face is a little wrinkled, but my demeanor is still the same!" The pig god said as he rubbed his ball-like face and admired himself in the mirror.
Everyone in the palace vomited on the spot when they heard it. Ji Ji rubbed her stomach and said to the pig god: "Child, accumulate more virtue in this life, and have a good birth in the next life, you can love yourself, but you must not stink and be shameless, otherwise you will die a miserable death, Ang?" ”
"Huh? Child? You...... You ......" the pig god was so angry that the pig hair on his head stood high again, "I can tell you, I grew up with Hongjun Ancestor, Mixed Kun Patriarch and others" Speaking of this, the pig god is not proud, "I can tell you, I have seen Pangu open the world with my own eyes, I still ......"
"Enough!" Ji Ji was furious, and her shouts shook the entire Divine Palace. It was because of Pangu that her body was destroyed, causing him to wander between heaven and earth for hundreds of millions of years, so she had an innate dislike for Pangu, and because of the words of the pig god, it completely aroused the anger in Ji Ji's heart.
"Ah," the pig god was startled by this roar, and thought: I rub, this girl has eaten gun powder, and this temper will come up when she says it, "Hey, what kind of nerves do you have, I know you don't want to accept it, but this is a fact, in terms of seniority, you still don't know how many generations it is mine."
Ji Ji also knew that she had lost her temper, so she hurriedly snorted and said, "Okay, you're good, I'm defeated, that, you have a grudge against my father?" Here's how I don't know, you can't be mistaken, right? ”
"Humph!" The pig god also shouted angrily, which was Ji Ji was also taken aback, "I'm embarrassed to mention this, he came to my god realm forest to fight, this is something that the whole clan has seen with their own eyes, can it be fake?" ”
"Is there any misunderstanding with it?" Ji Ji asked with big innocent eyes.
"What misunderstanding can there be, your father's old immortal has done a lot of bad things in the past few years, hmph, this time is just right, with your heart and soul baby in my place, just wait for him to die, hahaha. Donkey God ,...... Donkey God, grandma's legged, where did she die? The pig god roared.
The ostrich god trembled and said, "That, that one he ...... on the ground."
The pig god pointed to the ostrich and said, "You, come and receive the order, quickly go to Chonghua Mountain to find the Tongtian Sect Master, tell him that his daughter is in my hands, and quickly let him come over and send him to death, ahahaha." ”
"The minister received the order" The ostrich retreated according to the decree of the law.
What kind of situation will Ji Ji face, please listen to the next breakdown.
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