So, the donkey god hurriedly came to Chonghua Mountain and met the Tongtian Sect Master in Chonghua Palace. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 The elder disciple of the Tongtian Sect Master, Duobao Daoren, drank: "Presumptuous, I don't bow when I see the sect master."

"Hmph, I'm an envoy of the beast clan, how can I kneel down and worship the little fairy." The donkey god said proudly.

"Oh, fairy? You kid dare to call me an envoy in front of me, and you dare to call me a fairy? The Tongtian Sect Master instantly glared, waved his sleeves, and with a snap, the donkey god fell to his knees.

"Hey, you, you, the two armies are fighting, and you don't kill the envoys, you dare to treat the envoys of the state like this, I tell you that you are finished." The donkey was so angry that he thought: Hmph, I will get back everything you have done to me in your daughter, when the time comes, haha.

"Okay, okay, let go of the fart, don't disturb Lao Tzu Qingxiu." The donkey god hadn't dreamed a perfect dream yet, so the Tongtian Sect Master said impatiently.

Ahem, the donkey god pretended to clear his throat and continued: "Old Bullnose, you can listen to me, your daughter is now in our hands, and now she is enjoying ...... You can imagine, that scene is really more than that, oh yo, why am I telling you so much, you, if you want her to live, you will obediently prepare a generous gift, and then tie yourself up and go to our king to apologize. So saying, the donkey god stood up, walked to the table, took a cup of tea, and drank it.

"Hahaha" everyone in the palace began to laugh.

The donkey god was instantly stunned, thinking: What's the situation, this group of people is stimulated stupid? His eldest daughter was caught and laughed.

"Hahaha," the Tongtian Sect Master also laughed.

The donkey god was instantly dumbfounded: I rubbed it, I was stupid by the stimulation. So, the donkey god swaggered around the palace, saying as he walked: "Sect Master, it's normal for you to be sad and shocked when you catch your daughter, right?" However, you have to be mentally tolerant, you can't be stupid just because of this, right? You've lived for such a long time, right, why can't you even stand this blow, and you still lead the sect, I don't know how you became the master of the sect. The donkey god said that the spit was flying, and from time to time he smiled, and opened his big mouth like a slipper, revealing two rows of big yellow teeth, as disgusting as he wanted.

The second disciple of the Tongtian Sect Master, Our Lady of Jin Ling, said disdainfully, "Hmph, it's really ridiculous, everyone in the world knows that my master has only one son, that is our eldest young master, where did the precious daughter in your mouth come from?" Hahaha. ”

"Hahaha" everyone in the palace also laughed.

"What? Only one daughter? This is impossible, this man himself confesses that it is your daughter, and you will not have to pay the bill. The donkey god suddenly became angry, thinking: Hmph, you want to play this game with me, no way, I caught your daughter, and your old boy said that you don't have a daughter, huh? If you arrest your mother, then you still have to tell me that you don't have a mother, right? You jumped out of the rock, huh? But yes, he just jumped out of the rock.

"Hahaha, don't believe it, I really only have one precious son, this is something that the Six Realms know, just because your beast clan has a blood feud with my sect, so I don't know. If you don't believe me, you can ask all my disciples here. The Tongtian Sect Master replied with a smile as he stroked his beard.

I saw that all the disciples nodded without exception. Some of them said one after another: "This donkey seems to be in a mess now."

"This beastmaster is also a fool, such a simple question can hit the muzzle of the gun, it is even more stupid than a pig." What they don't know is that the Beastmaster is actually a pig.

I saw the Tongtian Sect Master put away his smile, and said angrily: "Okay, don't show up with this embarrassment, I don't want to kill you, I'm afraid of dirtying my hands, you go back and bring a message to the Beast King, don't be so stupid in the future, and also, what happened back then was that your Beast Clan slaughtered my Sect Interception Material Escort Team first, so I killed the God Realm in a fit of anger, I don't care about it, do you still remember the Divine Clan, en?"

"But that woman is really in my God Realm Forest now, why don't you go and see for yourself." The donkey god is not dead yet, and wants to test it again.

The Tongtian Sect Master said impatiently: "Enough is enough, what you do with that woman, it has nothing to do with me, get out of here, otherwise you will be asked to explain here, hum." The Tongtian Sect Master shook his hand and got up to enter the side hall.

"Wait!" A loud shout came from outside the house, only to see a middle-aged woman walk in from the door, dressed up and down graceful and luxurious, although it is middle-aged, but still charming, it is conceivable that when she was young, she was also a beauty, but this lady's eyes are full of majesty, and her face is always cold, giving people a feeling of being high, and even the donkey god can't help but shudder.

When the disciples saw the woman coming, they saluted one after another: "See the master." ”

Oh, it turned out that the old man's wife came, and this old lady looks a little good, and she is not good at first glance. The donkey god thought to himself.

Tongtian Sect Master's face twitched instantly, and he thought: It's over, why did you attract Madame, she is the most annoying for me to look for a woman outside, but I didn't look for it, just blame this donkey, if this matter is big today, I will have to peel his skin, and then enter the god realm, hum. So, the Tongtian Sect Master instantly changed his expression as a good cat, and said, "Oh, why is Madam here, come and do it, it's such a hot day, Xiaolan, you don't persuade Madame." ”

Xiaolan hurriedly squeezed her eyebrows at the Tongtian Sect Master, as if to say: Master, you know Madame's means to prevent Xiaosan, she didn't know the news as soon as possible, can she persuade her.

Seeing that she didn't even glance at the Tongtian Sect Master, she stepped forward and grabbed his ear and said, "Okay, you also promise me all day long that you only love me, and you will never look for a junior outside, ah?" The old lady was really kicked in the head by a donkey, and she was so stupid that she believed your words, ah? ”

At this time, the donkey god casually interjected: "What you said is so strange, why do you become stupid when your head is kicked by a donkey?" ”

At first, Madame had not yet seen the donkey god, but when she saw him, she asked, "What are you, and dare to interject, huh?" In an instant, the domineering spirit on the lady's body was fully revealed, and it gave people a chilling feeling.

The donkey god couldn't help but shudder again, thinking to himself, it seems that the Tongtian Sect Master is also afraid of him, the tigress's wife, why don't you be, hehe, let me make something about his wife? Thinking of this, the donkey god's eyes couldn't help but complete the crescent moon shape, and then changed a very respectful expression and said: "Ah, it was under the Tang abrupt madam, I hope that Mrs. forgive me, I am the envoy of the beast clan, because my clan captured the daughter of the Tongtian sect master, so I came to tell you, who would have thought that the sect leader would also play a child's trick, and he would not admit it." The Donkey God said as he looked at the Tongtian Sect Master with deep meaning.

The eyes of the Tongtian Sect Master met the eyes of the donkey god, and he couldn't help but tremble, thinking: Okay, young man, you are going to kill me, okay, you are ruthless, when it is over, I have to expose you to a layer of skin. He hurriedly smiled at his wife and said, "Madam, don't believe him, he is planting a blame, don't you still know your husband and me?" “

The donkey god hurriedly said at this time: "What kind of blame, we have someone to testify, you don't want to think about it, who dares to confess to his father, doesn't this stain the innocence of other girls?" Hmph, you don't have to quibble, yes or no, so I went to the Divine Realm Forest, and I will know at a glance. The donkey god hurriedly made a sworn expression.

I saw that Madame's hand grabbing the Tongtian Sect Master's ear tightened, and she instantly said with a crying voice: "Okay, you old immortal, you don't feel ashamed in front of so many disciples, ah?" Everyone has come to the door, and you still don't admit it, I'll kill an old immortal. Madame was so angry that she didn't even want the handkerchief she had been holding in her hand, and reached out to get through the Heavenly Sect Master. The Tongtian Sect Master couldn't, so he could only run around the house. All the disciples were really stunned this time, and they all grew their mouths one by one, and they couldn't believe what was in front of them.

Seeing this, the Tongtian Sect Master hurriedly scolded: "Why are you standing here stupidly, and you still don't retreat." As he ran, he cursed the donkey god in his heart: "You little rabbit, watch me not pick your skin for a while, and pull your tendons, damn thing."

Seeing this, the disciples hurriedly withdrew from the palace, and only the lady in the palace was left chasing the Tongtian Sect Master all over the house, and the donkey god was sitting next to him while watching the play and drinking tea leisurely.

Since they are both old husbands and wives, the two of them can't run anymore after running for a while, they are both hunched over, panting and wearing rough clothes.

I saw that the Tongtian Sect Master was dressed rough and beat his waist while saying, "Madam, I didn't expect you to be so good, your husband really can't run, spare me, ah?" ”

"What, do you think how bad my health is? Are you looking forward to my death soon, and then find a young and beautiful person to bring back? Mrs. said with a crying voice: "Hmph, you are a, I will go to my mother's house tomorrow, tell my brother about this matter, let him give you the immortal book, and mobilize the entire fairy world to hunt you down, hmph, it is best to chop up that guy of yours, so that you will not be able to get meat in your life." ”

"Damn, madam, you're murdering your husband, you have to believe me, I'm not messing around outside." This is, the Tongtian Sect Master turned his head to the donkey god, and the donkey god shuddered instantly, thinking: It's not good, this old boy has a killing machine, no, I have to find a way to get out, don't complete the task, but I confessed here, he can't steal, I can still do it, I don't want to die now.

I saw the Tongtian Sect Master say to his wife: "Madam, they are sowing discord, let me kill this donkey first, and then kill the god realm to seek justice." As he spoke, a yellow divine light appeared in the Tongtian Sect Master's hand.

This is, the donkey god's heart is wow cool and cool, thinking: Do you have to explain this here? So he hurriedly said, "Madam, you see that he is going to kill people, Madame save me." ”

Just heard a snap, the Tongtian Sect Master flew out, in fact, with the strength of the Tongtian Sect Master, this move would not shake him at all, but he had no defense against his wife at all, so the tragedy happened. The Tongtian Sect Master was instantly knocked to the ground by someone, for thousands of years, there was no one who even did anything with him, let alone flying him, although he was extremely angry in his heart, but he couldn't have a seizure with his wife, so he could only swallow it into his stomach. "You dare!" Madame shouted again.

At this time, some heads poked into the door, it turned out that all the disciples didn't want to miss this good show, so they were just eavesdropping at the door, and when they saw the scene where the master was beaten away by the master, all the heads poked in, and they couldn't believe what was happening in front of them at all. The Tongtian Sect Master saw it at this time, and the face couldn't tell what color it was, it was red and blue, and he just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into at the moment, so he hurriedly shouted outside the door: "You little rabbit cubs, you said that you peeked just now, roll over for the teacher, and see that the teacher doesn't pick your skin." ”

At this time, the heavy brothers were scattered as birds and beasts, and disappeared without a trace in an instant, only the Turtle Spirit Mother ran relatively slowly because she was transformed by a turtle, so she directly turned into a prototype and got into the eight shells of the king and didn't come out, anyway, no one broke the eight shells, so she didn't worry about anything. I saw that the Tongtian Sect Master knocked the turtle shell away with one palm, and then when he was about to make a move on the donkey god, he only heard the lady say: "You dare to kill him, boy, you come." ”

As soon as the donkey god saw that he had a protector, he instantly came to his senses, so he quickly ran to his wife's side, and looked at the Tongtian Sect Master with a contemptuous look, as if to say: Hehe, you come, you come, see what you can do to me, with your wife as a shield, I don't believe that you will not admit defeat.

The Tongtian Sect Master was so angry that his beard trembled at the moment, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, so he could only respond to the donkey god with the same eyes: "Boy, even if you are ruthless, you will wait for me, waiting for your shield to be by your side, I have to kill you, hum."

This is, the lady said to the donkey god: "Little donkey, give you a task, you take this old immortal thing and bring it back to the little girl, the old lady wants to see what kind of goods it is." ”

This is, after listening to Madame's words, the Tongtian Sect Master was relieved at this time, and looked at the donkey god with murderous eyes, as if to say: Hmph, the master is waiting for this opportunity, and he will "entertain" you well when he goes out, and then tell Madame that it is a lie at all, there is no such person at all, at that time, even if Madame does not believe it, she will not go to the Protoss to investigate, even if this matter is in the past, ahahaha, stinky boy, dare to play tricks with me, this is in my hands. The pride in the heart of the Tongtian Sect Master.

And the donkey god understood the eyes of the Tongtian Sect Master at this moment, and thought: No, this life-saving straw must be grasped, otherwise I will have no bones left when I step out of this door. His little eyes kept spinning, and when the Tongtian Sect Master saw it, he thought: Damn, this little rabbit cub seems to be trying to play some tricks again, and let me take a look first, well. It's just that I saw the donkey god begging to his wife: "Madam, you might as well go with us, if it is really his wild seed at that time, our god clan can also give you a witness, and he will not admit it when the time comes, what do you think?" “

The woman thought to herself: Well, it makes sense, if this old thing kills this donkey on the road, and then comes back and tells me that there is no such person, then I will not know the truth by then, so the lady said: "Okay, then I will go over with this to see whose wild seed it is, and by the way, the fox of his mother will also come out to rectify the Fa on the spot, so as to solve my hatred." Xiaolan, prepare the frame, and follow me to the divine realm. “

"Ah, princess, you want to cross the border? Do you want to tell the Jade Emperor, such a cross-border trip is very dangerous. Xiao Lan'er was also stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said.

Madame said impatiently: "Long-winded, let you prepare the car, you will prepare the car, what so much nonsense, it's just crossing a realm, and I don't have any grudges with the god realm, why do they arrest me, do you want to be killed if you cross a realm?" ”

"The slave and maid are talkative, please forgive the princess, and the slave and maid will go to prepare the car." Saying that, Xiao Lan'er hurriedly retreated, and when she left, she squeezed her eyebrows at the Tongtian Sect Master, meaning to say: Master, you are doing evil, Xiao Lan'er can't help you anymore, you, ask for more blessings.

The Tongtian Sect Master's eyelids twitched a few times, and he scolded in his heart: Okay, boy, even if you are ruthless, you are on the bar with me, right, okay, you just wait for me, it's okay to go, what I haven't done, can it still come true, then go and clarify. So he commanded outside: "Come on, prepare my evil fire god cow, so that I can leave the palace with my wife." He turned to his wife and smiled and said, "Madam, please, then let's go over together and see what is going on." ”

After a while, the Evil Fire Divine Cow led up, and saw that the cow was extremely strong and even had a mane. The donkey god only saw it in his life at this time, so he walked over, just about to touch the cow, only to see the cow raise its horns and go up, fortunately the donkey god is also a little mana, and hurriedly used the true qi to protect the body, otherwise, this time it will definitely die through the heart. The donkey god snorted and said, "Oh, this little beast has such a big temper, it seems that what kind of master he has with him." ”

When the Tongtian Sect Master heard this, he was angry in his heart, and he had already greeted the ancestors of the donkey god several times in his heart, but he was also a ruthless character, so he said: "Ahahaha, this is a naturally formed divine beast evil fire divine cow between heaven and earth, he only recognizes me as a master, for some young people, how can he defile his noble body." ”

It turned out that this evil fire cow was later cultivated into a human form, and with Sun Wukong, he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

The donkey god was speechless, but he couldn't find any suitable words to refute, so the scene was suddenly embarrassing.

This is the lady and said, "Don't talk about those useless things, little donkey, come and drive me to the Divine Realm Forest." ”

So the Donkey God, the Tongtian Sect Master and his wife, and the disciples and their group headed towards the Divine Realm Forest.

What will happen after that, please listen to the next breakdown.

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