Chapter 17 The chest is "big" and brainless
My mobile phone number was changed not long ago, except for Lao Zhuang and Aunt Lai, no one knows Lu Dao, Aunt Lai just left, who called at this time? Thunderblade looked at the unfamiliar number in the caller ID bar and muttered, and after the phone rang for a long time, he still frowned and picked up the phone.
"Thunder Blade, you're fine, are you?" A familiar voice came from the phone, and Lei Jian heard that the other party was Hou Yi.
"How can I, a big man, be fine." Before the refreshment of playing the warmth just now passed, Lei Jian couldn't help but smile at Hou Yi and said, "By the way, how is that little girl?" I wanted to call you last night, but I didn't have your number. ”
"Yan Di's head still hurts, and now she is still lying on the bed." Hou Yi couldn't help but smile when he thought of Yan Di coming together in the morning and shouting a headache and scolding Thunder Blade, and continued, "I also went to the company to turn over your number. ”
"I said, no wonder you know my number." Thunderblade laughed.
"Besides, we asked you to call you last night, and you didn't tell me your number." Hou Yi said angrily on the phone, "By the way, do you have time in the afternoon?" ”
"Yes! You're not going to let me make up for it so soon, are you? Thunderblade asked with a smile as he copied the egg.
"You think we're foodies, so you know how to eat!" Hou Yi snorted, and suddenly asked in surprise, "I seem to hear the sound of an omelette, are you frying an egg?" ”
"Hmm!" Thunderblade replied gently
"You know how to cook?" Hearing Lei Blade's words, Hou Yi's voice seemed to rise by a few decibels all of a sudden, as if it was a very surprising thing to hear a boy cooking, as if he had witnessed the dinosaurs that existed in ancient times watching TV, and felt incredible.
Then again, though. Today's young people are only children, and they are either princesses or emperors at home, not to mention boys, even girls, and many of them can't cook. Thinking of this, Hou Yi's surprised reaction was also normal.
"My cooking skills are so-so. My eggs are about to be fried, would you like a piece? Lei Jian said this casually, but he didn't expect Hou Yi on the phone to suddenly agree.
"Okay!" Hou Yi happily agreed, "I'll buy the vegetables later, and you cook for us." ”
"Miss Hou, are you joking?" Thunderblade asked.
"I didn't have the heart to joke with you. That's it, I'll go grocery shopping first, and I'll call you later and ask you to pick us up. Hou Yi happily hung up the phone, so that Lei Jian didn't even have a chance to regret it.
Thinking that she and she had known each other for less than two days, and she was going to eat at home, Lei Jian couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, put down his mobile phone, shoveled up the fried eggs in the pot, and was just about to take it outside, but Wen Wen walked out of the bathroom, wiping her black hair with a towel.
At this moment, Wen Wen has changed into the pure white dress last night, which sets off her slim figure to the fullest, her figure is not as hot as Zhou Yan, but it is just right, if you lose one point, you are too thin, and if you increase one point, you are too fat, just like a snow lotus on a high mountain, quietly opening on the heart of Lei Blade.
"Your towel smells, and I don't know how to wash it." Wen Wen frowned and snorted, but her bulging nose smelled a fragrant smell, and immediately exclaimed happily, "What a fragrant egg!" ”
Thunder Blade divided the five eggs that had been fried into two plates, one plate of three, and one plate of two, and planned to give the plate of two eggs to warmth, but she directly reached out and snatched the plate of three eggs.
Lei Blade looked at his warm and slender figure and the three fried eggs in his hand, and had a huge doubt in his heart: How did God perfectly concentrate this figure and this number of food on one person?
"I just drank last night, I didn't eat much, and my stomach was already hungry." Seeing Thunder Blade's strange gaze, Wen Wen hurriedly threw Thunder Blade an innocent smile, and then asked, "Can I watch TV and eat?" When I'm at home, I just turn on the TV and eat at the same time. ”
Thunderblade rolled his eyes at Wen Wen, walked over and turned on the TV, and then threw the remote control in front of Wen Wen before walking back to the table and starting to eat eggs.
"Thank you!" Wen Wen took the remote control, pressed his channel with a happy face, and watched TV while eating eggs, and didn't forget to ask Thunder Blade in his mouth, "By the way, I still don't know what your name is?" ”
Ya, you finally remembered to ask, Lei Blade rolled his eyes, and said lightly: "The thunder of Leifeng Tower, the blade of the country's sharp blade." Hopefully, this explanation will make the chick smile a little more reserved.
"Thunder Blade, Thunder Blade, you are really thunderous!" Wen Wen narrowed her eyes and smiled at Lei Blade, "My name is Wen Wen, I am an intern reporter of the TV station, I misunderstood you on the plane last time, and this time I was rescued by you, and the little woman is unforgettable to Lei Daxia's kindness." ”
"Count you as talking." Since dealing with Warmth, Thunderblade felt that this was the most nutritious sentence she had ever said.
"What does it mean to be able to speak, this girl has always had clear grievances, you saved this girl, this girl will not forget, but ...... You played this girl's business this morning, and this girl will remember it. Wen Wen said, giving Thunder Blade a murderous look, but was immediately ignored by Thunder Blade.
"By the way, why don't you ask what happened last night?" Thunderblade asked suddenly.
"What's there to ask, it must be that old pervert who sees that this girl is naturally beautiful and tries to treat me wrong." The warm and understated attitude made Thunder Blade wonder, judging from the performance of killing herself this morning, her reaction seemed to be too abnormal, right?
However, warmth quickly dispelled Thunderblade's doubts.
"I've already called my dad, and that old pervert is dead." Speaking of this, Wen Wen also deliberately glared at Lei Blade, as if to warn him, if you dare to do any deviant behavior to this girl, the end will be the same as that of an old pervert.
Lei Blade didn't know what his warm father did, but judging from her words and her clothes, her father should not be an ordinary person. Since she was able to settle the fat boss herself, the thunder blade would be happy to save trouble.
"By the way, why were you in Bashi Hot Pot City last night?" Wen Wen hurriedly asked again.
Lei Blade briefly told Wen Wen what happened last night, and said with a smile: "If you hadn't met me last night, you might be lying naked on the bed in a hotel now." ”
"you, you're naked!" Wen Wen said stiffly, "If you weren't there, would this girl be able to do such a dangerous thing?" Twice I met you, and this girl was unlucky. ”
"Well, then you pray to God Lu, and don't meet me in the future. To be honest, I feel very unlucky to meet you. Thunderblade shook his head speechlessly, women are really unreasonable sometimes.
"Hmph, stingy! This girl just said this casually, you are angry, and you are still not a man. Warm muttered, turning her gaze back to the TV.
"I'm not a man, the fat guy who eats with you is a man." Thunderblade said, bringing the finished plate into the kitchen.
After Thunderblade finished washing the dishes, he looked back at the clock on the wall, and it was almost twelve o'clock. Since he had eaten two fried eggs just now, Thunderblade's stomach was not too hungry, so he didn't bother to make lunch again, and sat on the sofa next to each other and watched TV.
Korean dramas on TV are really boring, in addition to earning women's tears, Lei Jian really feels that it is useless, and can't help but set his eyes on the warmth of the next seat, this girl's appearance and figure are too good to say, why is there always a tendon missing in her head?
"What do you see? I don't have any flowers on my face. Warm and charming, I don't know if it was because the bath was hot or was seen by the thunder blade, and his face turned red.
"I'm thinking of an idiom that I want to use on you, but it's a bit unworthy of the name!" Thunderblade said regretfully, and there was a slurping sound coming from his mouth.
"What idiom, let's talk about it." This aroused Warm Curiosity, and Warm hurriedly turned to Thunder Blade and asked, "Is it an idiom like natural beauty?" ”
Looking at the warm and narcissistic appearance, Lei Jian really couldn't bear to speak, and after some ideological struggle, he finally said: "Big chest and no brain!" ”
When Wen Wen heard this, he immediately jumped up from the sofa in anger, pointed to the thunder blade and scolded: "You dare to say that this girl has big breasts and no brains." ”
"Didn't I just say that this idiom is a bit unworthy of your name?" Lei Jian looked down at his warm chest, shook his head helplessly, and said, "It's true that there is no brain, but this chest is ...... It's really not big. ”
"Thunder Blade, this girl is going to kill you today, you dare to say that this girl's breasts are not big." With a roar of rage, Wen Wen Dao didn't know where to find a pair of scissors, and stabbed at the thunder blade with murderous energy.
Lei Blade easily reached out and grabbed Wen's wrist, and said very seriously: "I'm telling the truth, do you need to be so hot?" ”
"Humph! Fact? You say, where is this girl brainless, where is ...... That's it. Wen Wen shouted with a red face.
"You were overturned by that fat man, I finally rescued you from the sea of suffering, but you think I did something to you, don't you seem very brainless? As for the one on you, then you can download Mr. Cang's photo on the Internet to compare it and see if I am lying. Thunderblade said solemnly, "Let go of you now, don't make trouble!" ”
"Hmph, let's talk about the morning again." Wen Wen glared at Lei Jian dissatisfied, and said aggrievedly, "I didn't agree to that fat man just to get sponsorship for the TV station, who knew that he dared to ......"
Speaking of this, Wen Wen buried her head in her knees and howled and cried, making Lei Jian feel guilty, feeling as if she had really bullied her.