Rubbing around, Bai Yang's daughter-in-law ran to Erdan, put the first aid kit on the ground, and said to Xiaoqing: "Xiaoqing, how can you do artificial respiration like this?" Come on, let me do it."

Mother-in-law and father do artificial respiration, this is a great honor! But why is Li Erdan, who has a smiling face, so sad?

"Okay, okay, you come, you come." Xiaoqing hurriedly gave up his place to his father, and he couldn't help laughing, so he laughed.

"What's so funny about this girl?" Poplar counted down his daughter.

Yang Xiaomei rubbed her hands and stood aside, very restrained, very scared, frightened, and didn't know what to do.

If the second egg really hangs up, Yang Xiaomei's behavior is intentional homicide, although subjectively it is not intentional, according to my Chinese law, she should be sentenced to more than ten years in prison. Of course, not necessarily, after all, our Chinese law sometimes varies from person to person, and ten judges can give ten results.

"Xiaoqing, are you okay?" Yang Xiaomei asked her daughter.

"If there's anything wrong, it depends on Dad's watch." Xiaoqing.

Comrade Poplar has learned an authentic oral breathing operation course, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is at the level of a coach.

Just now, Xiaoqing blew into Erdan's mouth one after another, and his stomach didn't press it all of a sudden, and now Erdan's lungs are still swollen, like an inflated balloon. Poplar put the second egg flat, did not rush to blow on him, but pressed his hands on his chest and kept pressing down.

Xiaoqing was suddenly stunned, forgetting that artificial respiration had to press her chest.

Yang Xiaomei was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, her heart was in a mess, and she said to her daughter: "Xiaoqing, why don't we call an ambulance, in case there is a good one,"

"If you're dead, you're dead. Don't you want to die? "Xiaoqing, a little arrogant, there is dissatisfaction with her mother in her voice.

"This girl, how do you speak? Li Erdan lied to my daughter and made my daughter's belly bigger, shouldn't I beat him up? "Yang Xiaomei.

"My own mother, what is a lie? We are in love and in love. It's normal for people who are in love now to accidentally have a big belly. Besides, I'm 26 years old, alas, girls and children of the same age can make soy sauce, do you think I can not be in a hurry? "Xiaoqing.

"Mom didn't bother to tell you. Now that Li Erdan is half dead, what should I do? "Yang Xiaomei.

"I don't know." Xiaoqing.

What to do, how to "faint" and how to wake him up.

Poplar pressed Erdan's chest a few times until the excess air in his lungs was almost exhausted. Next is the scene of the eighteen bans, and the mother-in-law and father want to blow mouth-to-mouth to the son-in-law.

It's hard to say whether Poplar has bad breath or not, but it is true that the smell of smoke in his mouth is very strong, and the full cigarette butts in the ashtray on the coffee table can completely explain this problem.

I saw Poplar kneeling on the floor with his knees bent over, holding down Erdan's nose with his right hand, and his mouth began to approach Erdan's mouth.

Xiaoqing couldn't bear to look directly, so she looked away.

Where does Li Erdan allow his mother-in-law to do this!

The yang god returns to the body, hurry up!

When Poplar's mouth was still a fist away from Erdan's, Erdan's eyes opened suddenly, and then he shouted, "Ahhhh ”

Poplar didn't expect such a "sudden" situation to happen anyway, and he was so frightened that he quickly let go of the second egg and sat on the ground.

Xiaoqing's hanging heart finally let go. If Erdan kisses his father, he will be embarrassed to kiss Erdan in the future. Yang Xiaomei was also relieved.

Although Erdan is awake, the wound on his forehead is still there, and his body is still very "weak", the kind that has no power to restrain the chicken.

Twenty minutes later, in Xiaoqing's boudoir, on the soft Simmons bed, Comrade Li Erdan was lying peacefully on it, with a bandage wrapped around his forehead.

The wounded! The wounded must be treated.

The two of them were preparing dinner in the kitchen, and Xiaoqing was alone with the two eggs.

"Li Erdan, I'm really convinced of you, you can come up with such a bad idea. Have you used a bad idea on me, too? Xiaoqing said angrily to Erdan, stirring a cup of coffee that had just been brewed for Erdan.

"It's a possibility." Erdan grinned, very complacent about his cleverness.

"Does the wound still hurt?"

"It's all bleeding, do you say it hurts? Your mother is so fierce that beating people is like beating a dog. Fortunately, I have practiced, otherwise I would have been bruised all over my body. ”

"Don't get cheap, sell well. I don't think my mom is too angry with you. When I will eat, I will show myself well and pretend to be pitiful, maybe my mother will admit you as a son-in-law as soon as her heart softens. ”

"Really? I can't do anything else, it's acting. Otherwise, director Li Kangkang, a red superstar, would not have asked me to make a movie! ”

……

An hour later, the poplars and their family prepared dinner, and since it was getting late, they fried a few dishes casually.

Kitchen.

"Lao Bai, go and call Xiaoqing and Erdan down for dinner." Yang Xiaomei.

"You beat someone, you go and call." Aspen.

"It's because I beat someone that I'm embarrassed to scream. You hurry up and don't delay. "Yang Xiaomei.

"If you don't go, you won't go." Aspen.

"My words are not good, are they? Believe it or not, let you sleep on the couch at night? "Yang Xiaomei, she said that she was going to be rough.

Poplar smiled, "Okay, okay, can't I go?" It's just that you don't want to give people a good face anymore. You almost killed someone. ”

"My strength is too small, I really should use more strength to beat Li Erdan to death. As soon as I thought that he had made Xiaoqing pregnant, I felt angry. "Yang Xiaomei.

"Huai is pregnant, it doesn't help if you are angry! Alas, when it comes to this kind of thing, we can only consider ourselves unlucky. ”

……

A few minutes later, Xiaoqing helped Comrade Li Erdan, who was sick, to go downstairs, and his mother-in-law and father Baiyang followed closely behind, his hands were in a tense state, as long as his son-in-law had a mistake, he immediately held on.

The second egg pretended to be too much like the injured person, so he couldn't believe it.

Yang Xiaomei was serving food to the restaurant, her face was very ugly, angry, and self-blamed. Erdan ignored the "injured" body and went to the kitchen to serve food.

To play a bitter meat plan, you must play it all.

Yang Xiaomei hurriedly stopped and said, "Erdan, you and Xiaoqing should sit in the restaurant." If you make any more mistakes, Xiaoqing will have to hate me to death. ”

"Auntie, you're serious. In fact, my body has always been very good, but the hospital is too busy, the patient named me Li Erdan to see a doctor, I worked overtime for several days until the second half of the night, full capacity, tired body, yesterday also had a day of high fever. Otherwise, if you hit me a few times, you wouldn't have fainted at all. Otherwise, next time I've taken care of my body, you can continue to fight. No matter how hard I hit, I made sure I didn't faint. ”