Erdan's eyelids rolled up, he stared at the boss, his mouth opened, and his head suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. If this feather duster is smashed down, it must smash the head.

Hide? Or not hiding? This is a question that needs to be made urgently.

It's easy to hide, as long as the second egg turns his head slightly, Yang Xiaomei will be disappointed. But the second egg had an idea brewed out of the electric flint and staged a bitter meat plan.

That's right, it's a bitter meat trick! Play dead to scare and scare your mother-in-law.

An hour ago, Erdan and Xiaoqing played an office temptation in the hospital office, although the little brother didn't come in handy, but he used his tongue, and the N more "filthy breath" on Xiaoqing's body shattered his yang god. An hour later, the yang god in his body was restored.

Just imagine, the moment the feather duster smashed on the door of Erdan's head, his yang god came out of his shell, and his body fell to the ground with a bang, and there was no breath at all, Yang Xiaomei had to be scared half to death!

The feather duster had fallen, and the speed was very fast, and Erdan could clearly hear the sound of the feather duster stirring the air.

Boom,, the feather duster is so powerful, will it smash your head and bleed?

Erdan was staring, only to hear a bang, the feather duster in Yang Xiaomei's hand smashed on his head, followed by a click, and the feather duster broke in two.

I'll it, what a lot of force! The revenge of taking women won't beat people to death, right?

The feeling of pain in the flesh passed through the nervous system and instantly surged through Erdan's body at a speed faster than that of the high-speed rail, and it was lightning and flint, and Erdan's yang god came out of his body in a state of invisibility.

Erdan's body is especially funny, his mouth is open, his eyes are staring, the muscles of his whole body are sluggish, his whole body is leaning back, and he falls down after being unstable.

The time is so short, the three people present have no time to hold the second egg!

With a bang, Li Erdan's body was in close contact with the floor tiles, and from the sound, the fall was not light.

Yang Xiaomei was dumbfounded, Poplar was dumbfounded, and Xiaoqing was also dumbfounded.

Erdan's perverted physique Poplar is not clear, but Xiaoqing knows that the whole thing is at the level of a freak, and it may not be possible to stab him to death with a knife, but his mother fell down after a few strokes. Even if your head bleeds, you won't faint, right?

Xiaoqing was the first to react, and ran towards Li Erdan, who fell to the ground two meters away.

"Two eggs, two eggs."

Immediately afterwards, the poplar also quickly approached the second egg, and the old face turned white with fright. Yang Xiaomei held a half-cut feather duster in her hand and remained motionless, unable to believe that this was true.

Xiaoqing held the bleeding second egg in the bad room, "Second egg, wake up, wake up!" Don't scare me. ”

Poplar also squatted down, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and tested Erdan's breath with his hand.

It's okay that Poplar doesn't try, but when he is tempted, he is startled, Mom, he is not breathing.

"Wouldn't it!?" Poplar muttered to himself.

"Dad, what do you mean?" Xiaoqing.

"I'm not breathing. I'll try my heartbeat again. ”

Poplar said and placed the palm of his right hand on the heart of the second egg.

"Did you jump?" Xiaoqing asked in a panic.

Poplar gasped and said, "Don't jump." Oh my God, how can this be? It's not going to die, is it? ”

With a bang, the half of the feather duster in Yang Xiaomei's hand fell to the ground.

"Dad, where can you get the first aid kit at our house, I'll give the second egg artificial respiration."

……

Li Erdan's Yang God stood behind Xiaoqing and smiled proudly.

The first aid kit was on the second floor, Bai Yang stood up and ran upstairs, and Yang Xiaomei followed with her feet.

"Lao Bai, the second egg can't really be breathless and heartbeat, right?" Yang Xiaomei asked with a panicked face.

Poplar was so angry that he wanted to reprimand his hot-tempered daughter-in-law, but now was not the time to get angry, so he said to his daughter-in-law: "Why do you say you are so ruthless?!" If you really die, you have to wait for the lawsuit! Our family will be doomed with it. ”

"You murderer of a thousand knives, I didn't mean to. I see that he is in such good health, and it doesn't hurt to hit him a dozen times, so I just want him to have a long memory and hit him the head. ”

The two of them quickly reached the top of the stairs and ran upstairs one after the other.

Xiaoqing girl put Erdan flat on the floor, and she really wanted to give him artificial respiration.

In the wetland park resort not long ago, Erdan also used a trick to fake his death to scare Xiaoqing, Yuting, and Yaya. Xiaoqing has also done artificial respiration for Erdan, and the whole thing is an amateur level, and he only knows how to blow into his mouth.

No, Xiaoqing blew against Erdan's mouth again, and didn't pinch his nose.

I'll it! Erdan sighed, very anxious for Xiaoqing's IQ.

Xiaoqing didn't make any sense to "blow" it like this, because Erdan's yang god was out of the body and didn't feel anything.

"Baby." Erdan whispered to Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing had just finished blowing a breath and was accumulating gas, when he suddenly heard the voice of the second egg, and he was stunned. Her eyes were fixed on the mouth of the second egg, and this mouth didn't seem to move! Hey, the voice seemed to be coming from behind him.

Erdan told Xiaoqing in the hospital that he could get out of his body, but Xiaoqing didn't take it to heart and thought that Erdan was. If a person can cultivate a yang god, then he is an immortal.

"Baby." Erdan shouted at Xiaoqing again, and the Yang God also appeared.

Xiaoqing swallowed a mouthful of spit, turned his head violently, and saw another Li Erdan.

Is there anything more terrifying than that? None of them!

Xiao Qing's eyes darkened and he fainted.

Female men also have a weak side, afraid of mice, afraid of cockroaches, and even more afraid of ghosts.

Seeing that Xiaoqing's paralyzed half body was about to fall to the ground, Erdan hurriedly held her up, and then entered a breath of true qi in her person, and soon Xiaoqing woke up.

This time, Xiaoqing was not stunned, but was so frightened that she couldn't speak.

Erdan grinned, and said to Xiaoqing with pity: "Baby, don't you want to see the Yang God?" See, here it is. ”

"What a sun-breaking god!" Xiaoqing said with a bitter face, "Li Erdan, are you a human or a ghost?" I was scared to death. ”

"I'll go, I'll tell you in vain at the hospital. I'm an ordinary person, but I've cultivated a yang god. Otherwise, I wouldn't be so good! ”

"You're not going to lie to me again, are you?" Xiaoqing still had a bitter face, and her pretty face turned pale with fright.

"My yang god is out of my body, deliberately scaring your mother. You're going to cooperate with me later! ”

……

A minute later, the poplars hurriedly went downstairs with their home first-aid kits. Xiaoqing continued to give artificial respiration to Erdan, and her actions were still unprofessional. And Li Erdan's Yang God was in a state of invisibility and stood aside watching.

Erdan only thinks now, as long as the head is flexible enough, there is no mother-in-law who can't handle it.

The mother-in-law of the god horse, the mother-in-law of the god horse, are all floating clouds.