Chapter 6: Don't do not die
Chang'an West Lake Changting, because today is the Lantern Festival, there are many people here tonight, what the royal nobles, the daughter of the eldest lady, tonight even those girls are forced out to wander around, usually more than a year to do nothing like to take a team of Tsing Yi Wei people each hand a torch to destroy couples, also known as sweeping away illegal transactions. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
And today, Yu Nian is also squatting in the grass on the edge of the West Lake as usual, he doesn't plan to destroy these couples today, because he got news from the shadow that Wen Min, the commander of the Yu Yan Building, is here and Yu Yanlou's Oiran Yu Sheng is also here for a private meeting, for Yu Nian, the first pleasure in life is to constantly discredit Wen Min and destroy his life future, now is a good opportunity.
Sure enough, under the guidance of the shadow, he found out where Wen Min was, and he actually contracted a gazebo alone, hum, this dog official! It's so royal! Let's see how this military advisor remediates your old constipation. Yu Nian was ashamed to say in his heart, and his stinky and shameless character formed his iron-like face today.
Lu Li also followed Yu Nian to squat here out of curiosity, seeing Yu Nian staring at a person with a face full of obscenity, he could see that he was going to calculate others again, but who was that person? It's a big man, and now the West Lake is overcrowded, but there is only a pair of handsome men and women in the pavilion, so it is a beautiful view, and I can't help but ask softly: "Hey, for more than a few years, who are the two people in the pavilion?"
Yu Nian glanced back at Lu Li and said: "Hey, hey, the one who looks like a piece of dried feces is Wen Min, the commander of Tsing Yiwei, who has nothing to do all day long, does everything he can to steal chickens and dogs, likes to secretly take the old vinegar of the prison and likes to secretly put chili oil into the condiments in the snack bar of Wang Po's house, and bully men and women, it's not human, as for the girl next to her, well, I forgot what it was called."
Lu Li's face was speechless, does this guy still have a face? What you did was pushed to others like this? You're the only one who can do those things that steal chickens and dogs, right? But then again, he really didn't expect that the leader of the Tsing Yi Wei was so young, this is the model of contemporary young people, young and promising, in a high position, powerful, and very handsome, it is said that the scholar said, this Wen Min, it seems that the relationship with the current emperor's night cat is not ordinary.
It's just that his subordinates are a little lacking in morality, and they smear him all day long, and they really feel unworthy for this commander.
At this time, Lu Li suddenly found a familiar guy, although the night is thick now, but this is the Lantern Festival, it is the lights, there are few places in this Chang'an City that are so dark that he has extraordinary five fingers, and he can naturally recognize that person, although he changed his clothes, Lu Li still recognized this little guy at a glance, isn't this little guy the little beggar he met before?
I saw that the child ran to the pavilion and pounced on Wen Min's thigh, grabbed Wen Min's trouser leg tightly, and then cried loudly: "Wow, wow, wow, doll!" Father, you're here! Why abandon children and mothers! Father, don't you want children? Don't you want a mother anymore? ”
Wen Min was stunned at the time, and looked at the child who suddenly appeared to recognize his father, and then looked at Yu Sheng beside him with a look of me not knowing anything, and Yu Sheng was also startled by the sudden appearance of the child, and looked at Wen Min in disbelief: "You... You already have a wife and children? And abandoned them? You..."
Wen Min was really dumb and couldn't say why this pot was inexplicably put on his head, and explained with a worried face: "Yu Shang, listen to my explanation, things are not like this!" I don't even know this kid...",
The little beggar cried even louder, attracting everyone nearby, and the little beggar cried and said, "Woo woo, father, you are such a person!" Wow, wow, mother, you are looking at the wrong person, the child is miserable! ”
As soon as the people around looked at this scene, tsk, another Chen Shimei, no, they were all in full swing to discuss, and a group of people gathered around this narrow pavilion, playing lanterns and talking lively, pointing and pointing, while discussing with righteous words.
"Tsk, this kind of man, but you really can't do it, girl, you have to be careful." 、
"But isn't it, look at it, you can see at a glance that it is Chen Shimei who has gained power and power, and the current men are not good things."
"This man is really not a thing, he even abandoned such a cute child for a girl, and his conscience let the dog take it?"
A group of people here are talking about it, Wen Min can be regarded as planted, this is not reasonable, to be honest, no one believes it, and how can he usually appear in public, and no one knows that he is the leader of the Tsing Yi Guard, and he doesn't want to use this name to suppress others, this is in a dilemma, on the one hand, there is the pressure of public opinion, and on the other hand, Yu Shang, the girl who already knows herself, is still coaxing herself with the crowd.
And for the rest of the year, this guy was so good that he almost fainted without laughing directly in the grass. The old face was redder than the monkey's buttocks, Lu Li didn't care about it so much, he laughed directly, this laugh was really going to be old for more than a year, he couldn't hold it back, rolling in the grass and laughing wildly, while holding his stomach, he was really laughing so much that he even left tears.
But he couldn't laugh in the next second, what kind of person is Wen Min? The leader of Tsing Yi Wei, the Tsing Yi Wei in the rivers and lakes is also one of the six major sects, and the leader is also a head of the family, that martial arts is amazing, Yu Nian smiled and showed his stuffing, although the crowd was noisy, but Wen Min heard which master this voice was, in addition to smearing his own military advisor Yu Nian all day long, there is really no second person who dares to do this to himself, a longitudinal cloud step jumped up from the crowd gathered in the pavilion, and fell directly and accurately into the grass pile where Yu Nian hid.
Yu Nian lay on the grass to stop laughing, stood up silently and patted the soil, looked at Wen Min with a serious face and looked at the expressionless Wen Min in front of him and patted him on the shoulder: "Well, your light skills have improved a lot, that, today's wind is really noisy, I just took my Ermazi out for a walk, so let's go back first, if you come back late, you will have to worry about me, bye."
After saying that, Yu Nian turned his head like running, but before he took a step, his head was pressed, and he was pressed to the ground by Wen Min with one hand, and there was a head-shaped hole on the ground with a bang, which was not relieved of hatred, Wen Min scolded while pulling it up and pressing it down: "I'll let you pretend!" I'll let you grow up lightly, I'll let you wander, I'll let you smear me all day long! ……”
Bang bang bang dozens of times and refused to stop, his face was covered with blood for more than a year, and the holes in the ground were getting bigger and bigger, but Wen Min still showed no signs of stopping, and Lu Li, who was watching from the side, couldn't say a word, his head was blank, and he was completely scared stupid. And the people around him have long been scattered, Wen Min and they can't recognize it, but Yu Nian definitely recognizes it, his clothes are basically standard outside, with a black robe and a gold pattern on the outside, and he is the only one in Chang'an City who wears clothes like this, can they not run away when they see Yu Nian?
This Yu Shang didn't leave, she recognized Yu Nian, this guy is the old customer of Yu Yanlou, of course not the kind of old customer, but the people who came over with Tsing Yi Wei at the end of three days, saying what to crack down on illegal transactions, refuse pornography, gambling and drugs and other bad practices, referred to as sweeping pornography. It's basically three times a month, and I heard that he went on a business trip last month, but a few days ago I heard that he was back again, tsk, the peaceful days are gone.
Where is Yu Yan Building, just a set of news organization, but Yu Yan Lou is not the main building, although Yu Yan Lou is not the main building in Chang'an, but this deputy owner is just that, the name of Yu Yan in Chang'an City is known to everyone, he is making trouble, but no one dares to enter this Yu Yan Building, there is no news so how to eat the girls?
This Yu Shang, as the Oiran of Yuyanlou, only sells her art and does not sell her body, and the girls in Yuyanlou basically don't do those things, only sell art. As an Oiran, knowledgeable, gentle and virtuous, when he saw this meeting, he naturally had to be gentle and persuasive: "Young Master Wen, don't fight."
Then Yu Sheng rolled up his sleeves and lifted the small bench by the gazebo, and walked over angrily and said, "Let the old lady come!" Let you die! Let you come to sweep the pornography twice in three days! Let your arrogance be! See if the old lady doesn't kill you! ”
Although Lu Li was very worried about Yu Nian, why did he always have a feeling of happiness in his heart? But then again, these two guys are really more ruthless than the other, and they really can't be provoked, except for this more than this day and night, I believe that no one will want to offend the two of them.
After fighting for a while, it stopped, because Yu Nian didn't know whether he fainted or fell asleep, anyway, there was no movement for a while, and he seemed to be still snoring, Wen Min and Yu Sheng are measured, this guy is not so easy to die, he just loves to die, according to physiognomy, this guy not only lacks the five elements but also lacks virtue.
Wen Min and Yu Sheng stopped and glanced at Lu Li on the side, this guy doesn't look like those messy subordinates in Yu Nian, is he a friend? But no one seems to dare to make friends with him. Suddenly remembered that when Yu Nian came back, he said that he seemed to bring some prince back, this guy?
Arched his hand with an apologetic politeness: "Yo, I'm sorry, I was rude just now, in Xia Wenmin, you are from the Tony Prairie mentioned in the rest of the year..."
Before he finished speaking, Lu Li hurriedly took the words: "Mmmmmmmmmm It's the tribal warriors of the Tony steppe, yes! Well. ”
Yu Nian can tell him that his prince's head, in the rivers and lakes, the selling price is really not small, don't care if there is a legend of you on the rivers and lakes, some people in the rivers and lakes are the lord who wants money and don't want to die, this identity can not be exposed in front of outsiders, otherwise there will be trouble in the future, Yu Nian said that even he may not be able to keep his head, in case of extortion, Yu Nian will say that he does not know his person, and he will not spend that money to ransom people.
Wen Min is also an understanding person, he didn't pay attention to it for a while, but when he woke up, he also understood, and hurriedly said a few polite words. Yu Shang watched these two people go back and forth politely, and they were quite funny like two fools, and she understood it in her heart, and she didn't say it, people were unwilling to reveal their identities, and it was not easy for an outsider to ask.
After the politeness was over, Wen Min kicked Yu Nian on the ground and was snoring, Yu Nian ignored it and didn't move, and from time to time Wen Min said: "If you don't get up again, you will be detained for three months."
After rubbing it, Yu Nian jumped up and scolded: "Hey, you old constipation, I have been detained for three years, and you still deduct it!" Death to you? Believe it or not, I'm going to loot the treasury! ”
Don't really say it, this guy really did this last time, although he didn't really loot, but he really stole a lot of gold, and he didn't forget to leave a note before leaving [Tsing Yi Wei Commander Wen Min Lao Wang Ba came here for a visit].
In fact, he didn't leave a note for more than a year, and others didn't know how he entered the palace, how he got into the treasury, and how he stole so much gold under the guard of the Imperial Forest Army. And this guy likes to make cheap mistakes, and he left a note, and then everyone knew, but at that time, the old emperor didn't punish him, but just asked him to atone for his crimes, and the deployment of the treasury and the palace was adjusted by him himself, and now it was really mosquitoes that couldn't fly in.
However, for the sake of humanitarian safety, the Royal Forest Army still changed the deployment laid out for the rest of the year, for fear that this guy would sneak in again one day.