The Lantern Festival is as calm as ever, nothing happened for twelve hours this day, and the more is just which genius is how powerful he is when answering lantern riddles, how many girls he hooked up with, and so on. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The next day, it was here. The people of Chang'an City have a new topic to talk about.

What topic? That is the night of the Lantern Festival, the head of the three villains in Chang'an, Yu Nian, was beaten by a handsome man. Hey, this is a new thing, I've only been bullying people for more than a few years, and I've never seen anyone bully others. Although the people are afraid of this more than ten years, the people don't talk about it, they are cautious, why? Picture a pastime. Of course, it's a bit exciting to spend the rest of the year.

So they don't talk outside, they lock the door and close the window and secretly say, saying that they are happy, and the other tells others, others are also happy, one spread ten, ten to hundred, this thing will spread out, there are all kinds of versions, the storyteller secretly said, the chatter secretly said, they are all discussing, who has robbed the girl for more than a year, and was beaten by a line of chivalrous chivalrous knights. all said, what kind of love triangle has appeared in the past few years, fighting for points and being jealous and beaten by rivals in love. Anyway, this group of ordinary people didn't recognize Wen Minlai.

This is not a matter for the rest of the year, go back and post a billboard, mainly talk about how to eat, the steamed braised oil stewed all kinds of tongue to eat, literally one meaning, but secretly another meaning, this notice came out, no one said, and I didn't dare to say a few times.

Then again, after separating from Wen Min and the others that night, this Lu Li went back to Yu Nian's house with Yu Nian on his back, although Yu Nian's injury was basically fine, but he was too lazy to go, so he had to pretend to be half-dead and beg for pity, Lu Li didn't want to pay attention to him at first, this guy actually jumped into the West Lake without paying attention, and there was no sound after a few bangs, Lu Li jumped down to save people when he was in a hurry.

Then I found out that I didn't know how to swim at all, and in the end, I dragged him up for the rest of the year, isn't this a blind toss? Yes, this has become a life-saving grace in Yu Nian's mouth, and he should be repaid by going home to sleep.

I got up in a daze early in the morning, and the Shuang'er at home for more than a few years had already brought breakfast up, good guys, it was better to have an early breakfast than to have dinner at home. Lu Li washed his face and returned to the living room, Yu Nian also got up, and the two of them gathered around the huge round table, full of dishes, this is the smell, a little strange taste.

Lu Li pointed to the vague thing in the middle, nodded it with chopsticks and said, "Hey? What kind of food do you eat for the rest of the year? Haven't seen it. ”

Yu Nian just woke up, rolled his eyes and wanted to sleep, casually glanced at the dish, and replied casually: "Oh, this is a special dish of the Central Plains, tofu, it can also be called stinky mushy tofu, we people in the Central Plains eat this early, it tastes good, but it is a little stinky."

This guy tilted his head as soon as he finished speaking, and fell asleep again.

Lu Li nodded knowingly, well, no wonder the taste is always a little weird, it turned out to be the legendary stinky tofu, etc., why did he say it was stinky tofu? Could it be that there is an error in the bookteller's book "Pinzhongyuan"? Forget it, follow the customs, eat a little and taste it, and come to the Central Plains in vain.

Lu Li picked up his long sleeves and picked them up, sent them to his mouth, and tasted it carefully, this taste, there is always an indescribable feeling, sticky, the taste is a little weird, I don't know how to describe it, to the smell is indeed as stinky as, is it because I haven't eaten enough to taste the taste of the Central Plains? Let's pilot it. Lu Li pondered and picked some more, and was about to send it to his mouth.

Good guy, Yu Nian woke up in a daze, jumped up from the chair, slammed the table and pointed at the plate that Lu Li had just eaten and yelled in the inner room: "Shuang'er, you come out for me!" How many times have I said that when a guest comes, don't bring real! ”

After speaking, he turned his head and looked at Lu Li, who was holding a little fuzzy with chopsticks next to him, and didn't open his mouth to send it to his mouth, because his head was blank at this time, what did he eat? Could it be that it's real?

Yu Nian said to him seriously: "It's okay for you to eat, as soon as you smell this, you know that Shuang'er just pulled it today, it's okay, it's non-toxic and non-polluting, and you won't have diarrhea after eating." Rest assured. ”

Shuang'er ran out of the inner compartment in a huff: "You are talking nonsense! That's what Ada pulled this morning! Don't pull anything on me! Hey, Lu Li, you? ……”

Lu Li: "........."

Yu Nian: "When the thatched house goes out, turn left and right, don't spit on the ground, otherwise I will let you eat it again."

Ten minutes later, Lu Li came back from the thatched house with a collapsed face and almost crawled back, his old face was pale, didn't he vomit all the last night's plus the night before. Lu Li confessed, maybe he was the first person in the Central Plains to eat as stinky tofu, in this life, he grew so big, and it was the first time he ate it... , there was a thought of wanting a second bite before.

From then on, Lu Li vowed never to eat stinky tofu, water tofu, tofu residue, even anything that was related to tofu, and at that time, Lu Li almost didn't dare to eat early.

After eating early, Yu Nian led Lu Li, who had been sulking, to the Tsing Yi Wei General Mansion, which is no wonder that Lu Li was sulking, if he was someone else, he would cut it with a knife earlier, and if he didn't cut ten pieces or eight pieces, his ancestors had accumulated virtue. Lu Li remembered that the first lesson in the rivers and lakes was to never believe the nonsense of Yu Nian.

After arriving at the General Mansion, the two guards at the door looked like Yu Nian, and suddenly straightened their backs and opened the door with a bang, and then gave Yu Nian a boss salute, and the two said in unison: "Greetings to the military advisor."

Yu Nian never spit out ivory in his mouth, and the next second he answered: "Hey, the little plum and the little scum are free of courtesy~"

In order to harm others is a eunuch, he scolded himself into it, and he looks really similar to Lafayette.

Without further ado, when I entered the gate, it was a huge and spacious martial arts training ground, and all kinds of weapons and leather drums were lined up all over the martial arts training ground. And Yu Nian, in fact, was late, because at this time, the people in the martial arts training ground had almost filled half of the martial arts training ground, headed by the commander Wen Min, standing next to him with the flag, and standing on both sides of the team waiting for Wen Min to speak.

At this time, Yu Nian was late, and Wen Min didn't want to talk about him, it was good that he could come today, and he was really reluctant to get up if he didn't sleep until three poles in the morning. Seeing Yu Nian lead Lu Li to Wen Min's side and glance at Wen Min's ward, Wen Min understood, nodded, and said loudly to the team: "Brothers, this is the case!" We have one more brother, but today is different, our brother is a son from the grassland.

Yu Nian's military advisor said, brother, he just passed the coming-of-age ceremony, but the coming-of-age ceremony was not held, brothers, how about we hold a lively coming-of-age ceremony for this brother? ”

Everyone in the team replied in unison: "Yes!" 、

Can this be bad? Commander Wen Min doesn't appear here a few times a year, but today is a rare appearance, and it is usually the flag leader Qiao Du or the military advisor Yu Nian is responsible for the lecture, and as for the deputy commander, even Wen Min is rare, not to mention them. Qiao Duan's words are fine, but if he talks for more than a year, he will first say a bunch of messy and unnutritious words, and then start running collectively, doing a movement called a frog jump, what push-ups and other things that need to be killed. If you can't do a good job of washing the thatched house, you won't be able to lose the thatched house for a day.

In the face of the enthusiastic response of the team, Wen Min was more satisfied, Lu Li was more moved, and Yu Nian was more painful, how did he feel like listening to cross talk, and the donkey's head was not in the horse's mouth.

At this time, Wen Min asked, "Brother Lu Li, what is your coming-of-age ceremony on the grassland?" We don't understand that. ”

Lu Li blushed a little, as if he had forgotten the bad mood that he had just eaten this morning, and scratched his head a little shy and restrained: "How embarrassing is this."

Wen Min was not happy: "You old man is awkward, let's talk about it."

Lu Li nodded, and said a little nervously: "The coming-of-age ceremony of our grassland is to tame the wildest horses, fight with the most powerful tribal warriors, catch the most ferocious steppe wolves, and drink the strongest wine..."

After saying that, he blushed shy and couldn't go on, and Yu Nian continued: "the most beautiful girl."

The team burst into laughter and heckled one after another. After a while, Wen Min waved his hand, signaling that it was time for them to be quiet. Now Yu Nian is in charge of arranging, and Wen Min is generally in charge of the scene. After saying that, he left, it's just a dog, okay, this sentence is a sentence that Yu has often read in fragments for many years, and he directly ignores it.

Yu Nian moistened his throat, pretended, and rubbed for a while, if it weren't for Wen Min wanting to smoke him, he would still want to pretend for a while. I only heard that his voice was slightly louder, and he could barely hear everyone's voice and said: "Tame the wildest horse, we don't have it, change it to donkey taming, the donkey balls in the backyard of the headquarters have been raised for many days, and the temperament is still the same bohemian, farting every day, and it is a serial fart." If only you could sit on it and have half a pillar of incense.

There is also the defeat of the strongest tribal warriors, who are understood to be the most powerful people we have here, so as the most powerful people here, they are all rubbish..."

Wen Min raised his eyebrows, squeezed together and glared at him: "You are the thickest skinned one here."

Yu Nianhao was not only embarrassed, but continued: "I'm afraid that it won't be good for me to kill you if I'm not careful, so send Wen Min, the second weakest here, to fight you, and you can let him move one step to win." As for the latter one, why don't you ask Wen Min for public funds and I'll take you there? ”

No one cares about this goods, although the order is still listened to, after scattering, it is to take out the donkey balls, and then wait to watch the show, here for more than a few years, there are a group of people around, all betting, some bet that Lu Li will be dropped a few times, some bet on the time that Lu Li can sit on the back of a donkey, and some bet that he will be kicked a few times. In short, this group of guys is like this, at the beginning, one was quite united, but in fact, it was still a group of reckless people, but they were more systematic reckless.

The donkey balls were pulled out, but it was not easy to pull, three or five Tsing Yi were dragged out together, and they kept struggling to fart, and the rest of the year went to look at the donkey, and the donkey was empty, and he didn't dare to struggle anymore. Then Donkey Dandan was introduced into the rookie test cage under the leadership of Yu Nian, and Lu Li also entered the field, which is a big place, although it is not as big as the grassland outside, but as a test place, it is still possible.

A man and a donkey went in, staring at each other, one puzzled and the other disdainful.