Chapter 9: Stepping into the Heavenly Prison Dao Gift
I drank all night last night, and the post of Tsing Yiwei was also in, and everyone knew that this Lu Li was not small, otherwise he would not have the ability to let Wen Min come forward in person. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info But Tsing Yi Wei never left the back door, no matter how big his face was, he had to go first from the bottom, and the brand he took was also the brand of Tsing Yi. On the surface, it is Tsing Yi Wei Tsing Yi, but he is actually the assistant of the military advisor for more than one year.
After drinking, Lu Li didn't dare to go back to Yu Nian's house to live, he stayed in the box provided by Tsing Yi Wei, he was afraid of Yu Nian's servants, this is all on the table, maybe he can bring something out tomorrow, Lu Li doesn't dare to live in Yu Nian's house anymore, one time is enough.
The grassland people drank a lot, and Lu Li was not drunk, so he couldn't sleep at night and leaned out of the window to recall, his original plan was to wander the rivers and lakes, but now he has become a member of the court. Yu Nian has said, rivers and lakes, this Chang'an City is not a river and lake, and it is only when Chang'an City is out of Chang'an City that it is a real river and lake.
The first is that this is the imperial city, and the second is that this is where the Tsing Yi Wei General Mansion is located, and if you are in Chang'an City, you have to be arrested if you meet it, so Lu Li has not brought his scimitar with him before, and this is the reason why he is not a person from Tsing Yi Wei, and he is not qualified for this saber in Chang'an City. Of course, you can also wear a sword if you are a city guard, but no one else can, this is an imperial city.
Therefore, the people in the rivers and lakes basically don't come here, and they don't let the saber this place, it's not good to fight, and if they are seen, they have to be arrested, and they are "fighting and brawling" by the people of Tsing Yiwei, and they are illegal and locked up for a few days. So it's nothing, these heroes don't go here.
Lu Li wanted to see the rivers and lakes, and also told Yu Nian, Yu Nian said that he was not qualified, if his identity was not that the prince of the grassland might be able to run directly, Yu Nian couldn't care about it, but he was a prince, if he lost his name, the night dynasty would have to fight again. So Yu Nian didn't let him, said let's watch it first, stay in the capital for a few days, and after a while, Yu Nian will have a task to take him to see the rivers and lakes in his mind.
Lu Li was also looking forward to it, looking forward to it, so he leaned against the window and fell asleep.
Early the next morning, when I arrived at the office of Yu Nian, there was a Tsing Yi standing next to him, called Know-it-all, which was a nickname, mainly responsible for reporting some things in the rivers and lakes, so that Tsing Yi Wei could deal with it according to the situation, and there was a person kneeling next to him.
Yu Nian asked Lu Li to come, and he didn't bother to deal with Wang Youcai, so he said directly: "I'm busy, you can go to the thatched house for a month and then talk about it, go, if the thatched house is not clean, I will leave you in to wash." , and coaxed Wang Youcai away.
Zhao Lu Li smiled and asked the know-it-all next to him to report on the recent situation. Know-it-all, this guy is thin, sharp-beaked monkey gills, elf and **** good, and he speaks neatly and roundly, so he likes to let him be responsible for reporting to himself for the rest of the year.
The know-it-all nodded flatteringly and said: "Recently, the rivers and lakes have been harmonious, and it is just a trivial matter. It was Huigu, the abbot of Suzhou Dabei Temple, and Liu Xiuyuan, the Taoist of Longhu Temple, who came to rob Shi Nai'an's master Tai to destroy the sky, which was a bit shocking to the rivers and lakes. The storyteller has made up a joke: The bald donkey dares to rob the teacher with the poor way. ”
Yu Nian nodded with satisfaction. Lu Li was speechless, what is this, how can these rivers and lakes be full of these strange events, a monk and a monk also grabbed the teacher.
Yu Nian continued to ask, "Is there anything else?" If not, it's pretty much it. ”
Everything informs Yu Nian's temper, he won't pay attention to ordinary cases, and he picks the interesting and fresh ones, and the others don't like to listen. Looking back, there is nothing that the uncle likes to hear for more than a year, and the know-it-all politely retreats.
After the know-it-all left, Lu left the mouth: "I want to go to Chang'an Street to see the storyteller Ao Guanhai."
Yu Nian waved his hand and said indifferently: "Don't be in a hurry, accompany me to the prison first, the recent old vinegar chili oil reserves are a little insufficient, I'll go by the way, one person doesn't bring much, and others don't dare to accompany me, you go with me and help me steal more."
Is this human language? Did he speak like that? said it without blushing and heartbeat, Lu Li regarded Yu Nian as a brother and friend. I didn't care, nodded and agreed.
The general arrived at the first prison in the world, referred to as the heavenly prison, and the people in it were all criminals with great crimes, and each of them was good. Some are corrupt officials, some are angry with Long Yan, some are rebels, and some are big devils in the rivers and lakes, and all the jailers can't afford to provoke them. But that was before, since Yu years stepped into this prison to "inspect" the environment, it has changed.
What has become? Lu Li followed Yu Nian swaggering into this elite prison, as soon as he came in, he felt wrong, what was wrong, the taste in this prison was wrong, there was a book in the storyteller, and he mentioned all kinds of prisons, among which there were many depictions of the prison.
First of all, the smell of blood, urine, feces, sweat, and so on. But this time when you enter the door, it doesn't smell, it's quite refreshing and cool, and this place doesn't want to be dirty and messy as the book says, it's the opposite, neat and orderly.
Seeing that Uncle Yu Nian was coming, the cell boss Zhang Lei panicked at first, it's over, the old vinegar and chili oil for punishment that he just applied for approval are gone, and this time he brought someone over, this is to get the materials of the entire prison? Zhang Lei thought in his heart, but he couldn't slack off for more than a year, and he was polite: "Yo, that fragrant wind blew you here, ouch, who is this next to you?" Forgive me for not recognizing it. ”
Yu Nian nodded, patted Lu Li's shoulder and introduced, "This is my assistant Da Vinci."
Lu Li squinted, when will this guy be able to call himself by name once, and explained to the cell boss: "Don't listen to his nonsense, my name is Lu Li."
Zhang Lei heard Lu Li's tone, but it was terrible, few people who stayed by Yu Nian's side dared to speak in this Zhong tone, it seemed that he was a big man, and he hurriedly flattered him, so polite, this person's temper seems to be easy to say, much easier to say than Yu Nian's uncle.
To say that the jailers of this prison are hereditary, others are not at ease when they are emperors, they are not at ease with people, and they are not at ease with the eighteenth generation of their ancestors, outsiders can't do this business, and everyone here is a repeat offender, and if you don't pay attention to letting go of an emperor, you have to die in a hurry.
And you can't go in and out of the prison casually, even if you are the prime minister, you can't enter without the emperor's approval. But Tsing Yiwei is different from Hanyuguan, they need to go in to handle the case, and some high-level officials are allowed to enter and exit. For more than a few years, I came in every day to find an excuse to handle the case, and by the way, I would go by something, and sometimes I would go along with someone.
It's been a long time, and I'm not looking for excuses, so I just say take a look, just take a look. Zhang Lei felt bitter in his heart, look at it, what is so beautiful about this broken prison, but he can't offend the big Buddha for more than a year, so he can only be aggrieved to let this guy look at it all day long, touch it, and put it in his arms.
But it's not without benefit for more than a year, first of all, he has done a good job in the environment of the prison, it used to be stinky here, and when he first came here for more than a year, he couldn't stand it, and asked for rectification, and the cell boss said he couldn't. Yu Nian asked, why can't it? The cell boss said, there are all big people here, who dares to offend, even if they are sentenced to death, they don't dare to do it.
After more than a few years of hard work, he personally commanded and supervised, and told these prisoners that they should know how to be clean, and those who did not understand and disobeyed should be washed in the pit next door, and they would understand after a few days of washing.
At first, the prisoners couldn't stand it and wanted to commit suicide, this can't die, the crime of death is big, there are many ways to deal with people for the rest of the year, but the only thing that likes the most is out of low-level fun and out of the three vulgar things, and uses this kind of play to deal with others, life is better than death, but what if you don't let you die for more than one year? What should I do if I go to the small black house and bite my tongue and commit suicide by hitting the wall? Stick some in your mouth and tie it up, and die.
Tortured and tortured for a while, the emperor knew something, came to see, well, the environment has improved, and then he was very happy to let Yu Nian continue to work hard, and the emperor gave him the power to manage. After Yu Nian, he saw that the prisoners were obedient, so he taught them to read and write, and for so long, he taught a few words such as [Wen Min Lao Wang Ba] and "Yu Nian is so handsome".
So when Lu Li accompanied Yu Nian to pass by this cell and saw these words written on the walls around him, he didn't have to guess to know that it was Yu Nian's bad taste. There is nothing to see in the prison, Yu Nian just wanted to come and have something to do today, but a felony in a cell at the bottom made Yu Nian notice.
It was an old man, his face was like fragrant gray, his head was full of long white hair, his beard was long, and his clothes were quite neat, but in fact, the untidy ones were soaked in the pit, and the old man also wanted a face, can he not be neat and tidy. It's been more than a year, so hurry up and stop.
Yu Nian walked over, squatting outside the cell and looking at this guy, he recognized, an old Taoist priest, used to tell fortunes for the old emperor's supper, saying that the old emperor would not live long, and the old emperor was angry, and then he was locked up here for decades, thinking that when he came in, he was still a middle-aged Taoist morale, but now he has been locked up as a stinky old man.
The old man said, "Master Yu, I have a matter, I don't know whether to talk about it or not?"
Yu Nian nodded: "It's not appropriate to talk about it."
The old man nodded: "Oh"
Yu Nian stood up and nodded: "Goodbye."
The old man was in a hurry, this guy didn't play cards according to the routine, so he quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, hey, please stay!"
Yu Nian turned his head and grimaced: "I don't!"
The old man was afraid that he would leave, so he hurriedly spoke: "The old man sees that your Yin Hall is a little black, and there will be a disaster in the near future!"
Then Yu Nian returned here and squatted: "Go on, I like to listen to nonsense, next time I'll try to fool Wen Min."
The old man saw Yu Nian's disbelief, so he watched the play and explained: "Master Yu, don't believe it, I don't show it to ordinary people."
Lu Li also came over, feeling novel, will he tell fortunes for a day of prison felons? Interesting, squatting and listening. Yu Nian is an understanding person, not to say that he is superstitious or not, he didn't believe that he came here, and if he believed it, he also came here, and he didn't know what God thought and sent himself here, so let's listen to it.
First, he asked, "Tell me, if you want me to help you with anything?"
The old man smiled, he was really a smart man, since Yu Nian was willing to listen, then he said: "Don't say anything busy first, I'll tell you about your affairs first, recently your evil star, wealth star, and desolate star have gathered at the top, which means that you have to see some blood, break a lot of money, and be fled."
Yu Nian buckled his nose and wiped his head without paying attention to Lu Li, and then continued to ask: "How to break it?"
The old man smiled: "It's very simple, you have a group in the past five days, that is, you may participate in a banquet, don't die in it, just be honest."
Yu Nian didn't ask him how he saw it, and asked directly: "Okay, if there is something to say, I still have to be busy."
The old man believes that for more than a year, although he is crazy and not serious, he still keeps his promise, as long as he has promised, he can basically do it for you, so he can rest assured: "I have been detained for more than 20 years, and I know that it is almost time now, but I don't worry about a daughter in the family, and now she should be in her twenties..."
Before the old man finished speaking, Yu Nian nodded and interjected: "Why do you want to marry me?" Pretty, isn't it? I'll just want it. ”
The old man glared: "What are you talking about, I have been locked up for more than twenty years, can I know?" Old man, I want you to go to Yangzhou, find my daughter, and tell her that the old father has left something for her, as long as she goes to Sanqingguan to find a Taoist priest surnamed Zhang. ”
Yu Nian will know: "Well, does your daughter have a birthmark on her buttocks?" How else do I recognize it? ”
The old man said, "Good recognition! It's easy to recognize, she has a white lotus mark on her right hand! ”
Come on, Yu Nian got up and left as soon as he heard this, no need to listen, let's go, I don't care what the old man shouted, I don't know what's going on, Lu Li followed up and asked what was wrong, Yu Nian replied to him with a smile: "I know his daughter, the head of the cabbage flower sect in the past, I soaked in the dung pit for a long time, and then I don't know why the emperor pardoned her, and then became a nun."
Lu Li thought thoughtfully: "Then do you really believe his words?"
Yu Nian smiled but did not speak.