If you want to say that this donkey Dandan, the origin is not small. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 I don't know where I came from, but one day, this crazy wild donkey jumped into Chang'an City from outside the city, covered in bruises, and saw people farting and kicking and arching, causing chaos on Chang'an Street, and the city management team, that is, the city guards, were dispatched.

The city management and the officials were holding a big knife in their hands, surrounding the crazy donkey, as if they were going to cut it to death, at this time, more than the rest of the year, look at this crazy donkey, hehe, the best ingredients, with a wave of the big hand, three black-clothed people rushed out from the corner: "Come, catch back, please eat donkey meat at night!"

The three men in black have great martial arts, and the three of them worked together to hold down the donkey, but what they didn't expect was that the man in black who grabbed the hind hooves was kicked by the crazy donkey carelessly, and the crazy donkey was so weird, and with a fierce hoof, the man in black with strong martial arts kicked out, and directly hit Yu Nian's back and knocked Yu Nian down.

This didn't make Yu Nian angry, the big hand pushed away the man in black on his body, and the shuriken didn't hold a knife or a knife, so he walked towards the crazy donkey, covering the crazy donkey's head with both hands to make it look at Yu Nian, originally the crazy donkey was still struggling, but not long after looking at Yu Nian's eyes, he was shocked by Yu Nian's monstrous murderous aura, and lowered his head with a low voice and didn't dare to look at it.

Yu Nian smiled with satisfaction: "Take it back, it will be the mascot of Tsing Yiwei in the future, donkey Dandan!"

Since then, this Tsing Yi Wei has one more baby, Tsing Yi Wei but anyone who can't ride a horse, first use this donkey egg to hone and hone, get used to it, and then go to ride a horse, hey, get twice the result with half the effort, and soon you can learn to ride a horse. Well, in fact, this attention came out of Yu Nian, and he took off his pants and farted at all, which is too much.

However, this crazy donkey is spiritual, sensible, and loyal. Those who stand behind the crazy donkey's ass and are not kicked are all good people, and those who are kicked and fart are all traitors and bad people, and they have done bad things. Therefore, Tsing Yiwei is only a good person for more than a few years, and he has never done anything wrong, and he is a good person with a serious 800.

The people of Tsing Yi Wei didn't take this to heart, the military advisor likes to make things up, and the crazy donkey is only afraid of him, who will kick whom.

Not much to say, although Lu Li has never seen this domineering and mighty crazy donkey, but as soon as it appeared, it was so shocking that it asked three or five big men to pull it out, and listened to the discussions of the people around him, and he also knew some accidents about this crazy donkey.

I don't care about it, who is it? The prince of the steppe, what abilities does he have? Eagle eyes, this is a must. The power of the bear! This practiced. The speed of the leopard, hey, don't say it, Lu Li has never seen a leopard, at most it is the speed of a wolf. He shuddered and shouted to the people outside, "Come on, let it in."

This donkey Dan Dan came in, his temper was old and hot, and others couldn't get into that little hole, they were all pulled in by Yu Nian. When he entered the donkey, he was not happy, he had a big temper and was angry, and there was a person on the opposite side, who stood on tiptoe and bumped into Lu Li, and came to Lu Li in a few breaths.

Lu Li is a person who has singled out the wolves, he will be afraid of this crazy donkey, and he is not afraid of being as light as a swallow in danger, so he jumped lightly, sat on the back of the crazy donkey with his buttocks, and pressed his big hand on that end, sure enough. Then the donkey is not right, as soon as it sits on it, it is anxious, what should I do if I am in a hurry? The hind hooves kicked and wanted to throw Lu Li down.

Unexpectedly, this Lu Li's strength was infinite and his reaction was extremely fast, and he stood on the ground on one side of the force, grabbing the stupid hair of the donkey's head and pulling it hard, not to mention, this stupid hair was really powerful, and he was thrown out by Lu Li directly connected to his body, and he screamed.

The people around shouted: "Okay! Good martial arts! ”

It's no wonder that Lu Li is rude, he can be polite to people, and endure again and again. But you can't be ambiguous about livestock, you can't be reasonable with livestock, and you have to treat this crazy donkey like a wild horse on the grassland, and use violence to conquer it and make it afraid of itself.

But this donkey is really crazy, Lu Li has changed his posture again and again, and he has been thrown away several times, but he is not afraid, he is covered in scaly wounds and blood, and the dull hair is almost bald into the Mediterranean, some people can't stand it, and if it goes on like this, a donkey must die here, this is the mascot of Tsing Yiwei, but he can't die.

Yu Nian came in at about the same time, although the donkey Dan Dan was still stubborn, but when he saw Yu Nian, he coaxed it, and Yu Nian led it away.

This donkey has not been trained, but Lu Li's strange power has been trained, and the strength of feelings can be used as a position such as a first time.

This ceremony is barely qualified, and it is brought with one stroke. The next thing is to catch the most ferocious wild wolves, there are not many wolves here, there are a lot of wild dogs scurrying, and although the woods in the city are a good place to hunt, but today's day is not right, the emperor has packed it today, and he is hunting.

Then Lu Li caught a wild dog stray in the morning on Chang'an Street**** What kind of dog is it, and he will be arrested when he sees a barking person, and for a time Chang'an City can't see a wild dog, and the official gave Lu Li a small pennant, what is it called [Eliminate Violence and Anliang]. But the common people were not happy, and gave Lu Li a nickname behind his back: dog stealing madman.

It's a good thing to catch wild dogs, it's a good thing for the government, but it's a bad thing for the beggars, what do you eat when you catch them? Well, Lu Lidu has not yet officially entered the rivers and lakes, so there is one more enemy, the beggar gang.

The words are divided into two ends, this Lu Li caught a dog for a while is enough to choke, the next time is to compete with the strongest person, it was Wen Min who was good, this Wen Min has a characteristic, he has a light work, and he will not be seen if he has no shadow. Now I can only find a comparative substitution. Strategist? This thing doesn't count Lu Likeng's death as good.

Flag Bearer Twilight? She is a woman, Lu Li refused, and Qiao Du had an old wound on her right hand, and Lu Li was embarrassed. Tighten Shen Yi, she is also a woman, and she is not in the general mansion, her ancestors are hunters, and the emperor wants to hunt, so naturally he invited her to be an instructor.

Now there is only one person left, Tsing Yi Wei Feng Hu An Lei, this person is not small, and he is also involved in such a powerful relationship with the imperial court. This has to talk about the war of the Southern Lords before the rebellion of the previous old emperor Jing'an.

At that time, it was really turbulent in people's hearts, wolf smoke was everywhere, and Tsing Yi Wei was established in the early days. At that time, the imperial court in order to go to the south to crusade against the southern barbarians, did not bother to pay attention to the disputes in the rivers and lakes, this was in the rivers and lakes at that time, every day dead people, you kill him, he killed me, tomorrow another person will come to destroy him, the gates of the sword to meet, and when they meet, they will fight to the death.

On the one hand, this cult is mainly based on the cabbage flower sect, and it is mainly to obstruct and rob the reinforcements of the imperial court. On the one hand, Nanban was in charge of the attack.

At this time, the Tsing Yi Wei played a role in the early days of its establishment, and went all out to deal with the cult, so that the imperial court was able to deal with the Nanban wholeheartedly, and the battle was finally won, and the head of the Cabbage Flower Sect was drowned in the dung pit for more than a month. The Nanban was also destroyed, and many sergeants and generals were captured, so what is there.

An Lei was born in the Southern Barbarians, his martial arts are strong and he is very good at playing a skill, making a spear, a spear in one hand is seven in and seven out, the general at that time felt sorry for the talent, did not kill him, and wanted to persuade him to surrender, An Lei would rather die than give in, and wanted to commit suicide in the prison many times.

You must know that Yu Nian has a lot of running to the prison, one is to take something by the way, and the other is to see if there are any fun people to take out to train and train as a servant, he took a fancy to An Lei at a glance, and immediately ran to intercede with the general, and the general also recognized Yu Nian, but at that time, Yu Nian's reputation was not so big, but he was crazy and crazy, and it was not easy to deal with.

The general didn't pay much attention to it at that time, and casually said that if Yu Nian could recover An Lei, that person would return to Yu Nian. Yu Nian turned his head and brought An Lei out. Half a month later, An Lei cried, crying that he wanted to go back to the prison to wait for death, and he didn't want to stay with Yu Nian, this guy's martial arts are not very high, but his heart and eyes are worse than anyone else, and it is constipation in March and diarrhea in March, who can bear it.

Later, Wen Min came over, look, this is a real man! He was the first man to survive from Yu Nian's name "March 3 Torture", and then asked him if he would like to join Tsing Yi Wei, why did he think so much at that time, as long as he didn't bring a piece with Yu Nian, everything would be done, and then he entered Tsing Yi Wei and became the wind directly. Then I regretted that my intestines were green, and I was a military advisor here for more than a few years.

It's really a tragic story, it's really powerful, it's constipation in March and diarrhea in March, and you can still survive, this is all a fairy manifestation.

If you want to say that Lu Li wants to fight with An Lei, this is a big deal, and if you have a move with An Lei, either because it is your own person, so he has not been killed, and it will not be less if he lies for a year and a half, if someone else asks An Lei to learn, the next day the corpse will be cold.

When Lu Li heard about such a thing, he was a little entangled, and Yu Nian came over and said, "Don't be afraid, when the time comes, call me grandpa, and I will stop you from hurting you."

Lu Li cried: "Brother, why don't we skip this coming-of-age ceremony and change it to another stage?"

When Yu Nian heard the music, his eyes were white and he nodded vigorously and said, "Skip skip!" Let's move on to the next step. ”

In a blink of an eye, Lu Li was inexplicably pulled to Yuyan Building, Lu Li looked puzzled, what was going on? Asked: "What are we for the rest of the year?" , Yu Nian counted the silver he had snatched from the treasury and said, "Isn't the next step the most beautiful girl?" It's all good here. You don't have to sell your body, I'll tell them to go, and if it doesn't work, I'll bring someone over to sweep pornography. ”

Yu Nian paid attention to this, and hurriedly grabbed Yu Nian, who was about to walk in, and Lu left with an embarrassed face: "No, no, no, you misunderstood, don't, don't be like this, we won't go here, don't go."

Yu Nian turned his head: "Do you want to change one?" Yes, the government is behind the support, the girl is good, the technology is very good..."

Lu Li: "Shut up, I'm not good at this." 、

Yu Nian suddenly realized that he patted this thigh: "Wow! Not good for this bite! Let's go, let's go to the street to grab the yellow flower girl. ”

Lu Li: "......... Are you talking about human words..."

This uproar, the coming-of-age ceremony jumped directly to the final stage, eating, drinking and having fun, because Lu Li caught the dog all morning, so today all the Tsing Yi Wei all ate this full dog banquet, eating happily, Lu Li was also happy in his heart, although he did not officially step into the rivers and lakes, but made a group of friends first.

For more than a few years, this person, if you want to say bad, in fact, you don't think it's bad, it's just that you are crazy and crazy, and you feel like you are doing your own thing. Lu Li felt that this was called chic. After all, Yu Nian is not bad for himself, but he is a little resentful of eating real for the first time in his life, and everything else is easy to say.