As soon as Xiao Mo finished saying that he wanted to see Zhong Kui, he saw the judge shiver, and then the two ghost pawns began to cry and beg for mercy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Looking at the reaction of these three heads, this is to find the main owner. ’

Thinking so, Xiao Mo kicked at the judge who was sitting on the ground and didn't say a word thinking about things; Hurry up and find Zhong Kui for me, I'll be cremated any later, it's impossible to get my soul back, don't fucking try to pit me again!

The judge, who had been kicked, did not react, as if he was pondering something;

He wants to see Zhong Kui, and if I don't let him see him, I will be beaten. Yang Fengyin promised him that it would be okay not to find him for time!

But what if he waited impatiently to go out and look for him? In case I meet a colleague outside, even if I have my brother-in-law to follow me, my colleague will give me a little bit of thin noodles to suppress the matter.

But this master is a master who can't be touched, and he is also a master who can't be kept by anyone! In the end, the matter will still be exposed. The Yan monarchs will not return until a hundred years later, and with the virtue of Zhong Kui's cool officials, even if my brother-in-law intercedes for me, I will have to be stripped of my god position and reduced to a mortal ghost and re-enter reincarnation! How can I make this person unable to see Zhong Kui? Do you want to...' The judge who thought of this frowned.

Xiao Mo looked at the judge who was kicked and just frowned; Play dead, huh? Ignore me, right? Good! Look at my dragon eighteen rows of pork knuckles!

A popping corn slapped directly on the head of the judge, who was still pondering, and the judge was stunned. Turning his head to look at Xiao Mo, who was about to raise his hand to hit him a second time, he asked; 'Why are you hitting me?'

I want you to find Zhong Kui, what are you thinking about here?

The judge lowered his head and rolled his eyes, and sighed; Alas~~~~~~~~~! It's not that Xiao Ye won't look for you, it's just that the Holy Monarch is now guarding the Eighteen Hells for the Jizo Bodhisattva, and a little god and ghost official like me can't enter the Eighteen Hells at all. Even if you find the Holy Monarch, the Holy Monarch may not give you a soul.

'What do you mean?' Xiao Mo asked puzzled

The judge stood up and explained; Xiao Ye, do you know, the place where we are is called the underworld, it is the dark side of the yang world, and it is also called the underworld because it is connected to the underworld. Below the netherworld are the nine netherworlds, and below are the eighteen hells.

In order to prevent the evil ghosts of the Eighteen Hells from rushing to the yang world, the God Emperor built a huge wall and carved a supreme array to prevent the evil ghosts from returning to the yang. This large array can not only block the evil ghosts, but also prevent low-level gods like us from entering the Eighteen Hells, and only the Yama Jun, the Bodhisattva, and the Chief Judge Zhong Kui can enter the Eighteen Hells in the underworld. I'm really powerless!

Wait a minute! I asked if the giant wall built by the God Emperor was called the 'Wall of Sighs'. Xiao Mo raised his hand and asked.

"There is indeed a nickname called the Wall of Sighs, Xiao Ye, you all know this!"

'I know your uncle!' After speaking, Xiao Mo pulled the judge, and it was a terrible beating.

The judge who was beaten said aggrievedly; 'If you have something to say, don't do it at every turn!?' ’

'It's light to beat you, you're stupid to me!' Haven't read Greek mythology. Even if I haven't seen Greek mythology Saint Seiya, I've been serialized. The wall of sighs is out, come and make it up. Do you want to find Zhong Kui, and I have to get you the Golden Twelve Saint Seiya together, so that I can drill a hole for you to pass through?"

The judge couldn't deceive Xiao Mo and said clearly; Xiao Mo, it's useless for you to find the Holy Monarch. Although the Holy Monarch has the ability to give you the ability to return the yang, there is a time limit, only ten days in the world. What can you do in the ten days of Xiao Mo's life?

Ten days! It's only ten days, what can you do? I have lived alone for more than 20 years without relatives and no reason, what can I do in ten days!

Confessing to the people you like and drinking with friends are all you have to have! Traveling to the mountains and rivers to appreciate the local customs, hehe! I don't have enough savings to pay next month's rent, so what can I go?

Ha~~~~~~ haha! I Xiao Mo didn't even know what to do in ten days, what a sad life is!;

Xiao Mo thought of this, looking at the two ghost pawns and the judge, his eyes changed several times, and he exhaled and said; In that case, I will not go back, and I will be satisfied to get you out of power. As he spoke, Xiao Mo turned around and walked out of the hall

When the judge heard Xiao Mo say that he wanted to die, the result I wanted was not like this! As the saying goes, mourning is greater than heart death, and I say this to make Xiao Mo break off the hope of returning to the world. When the time comes, it will be beneficial to yourself to talk about it, this master doesn't play cards according to the routine!

I don't know where the strength of the judge Li Decai came from, seeing that Xiao Mo was about to take a step and rush out and fall to the ground and grabbed Xiao Mo's trousers, carrying a swollen face like a pig's head, and said to Xiao Mo with a flattering face

'Xiao Ye! Wait, let's talk about it and talk about it. ’

What else is there to talk about, you can't pay it back for me. It's a waste of time here!; Xiao Mo said as he laboriously broke one of the judge's fingers.

Don't you think about the next life~~~Ah!; The judge struggled and Xiao Mo broke off his second finger.

You're stupid! Talk to you on your turf! I beat you so badly, you don't hate me, and besides, I want to be able to report you, a corrupt official and a dereliction of duty~~to~ , maybe your boss will be happy to reward me for being an official! You ~ said yes, right?; Xiao Mo exhaled and laboriously broke the third finger.

My crime is at most dereliction of duty, and I can't die if I am dismissed from my post and investigated and cut my position! My brother-in-law is the deputy chief judge, and he can take care of me no matter what happens when I am reincarnated, and I can still be my judge when I come back from the world. Xiao Ye~Ah~ You may not be, right?; The judge's fourth finger was finally broken open despite all resistance.

Looking at your virtue when you hear Zhong Kui, you should be very afraid of him, right? It is said that the pros and minus of the official are not in harmony with the open and the dark, and you said that I gave him such a good opportunity to pull your brother-in-law off the horse. How do you say that he thanked me, but he didn't give me an official job, so that I should be okay with my memory to vote for a good family, right?; Xiao Mo panted and broke the last finger of the judge's right hand.

Xiao Ye's dream of reincarnation with memories, don't do it as soon as possible! The underworld keeps pace with the times, and now the six reincarnations have been changed to assembly lines, and the reincarnation of the yin soul still uses Lord Meng Po to pestle on the Nai He Bridge every day, and pours Meng Po soup into his mouth one by one! If Lord Meng Po was stunned, there would be a ghost who didn't drink Meng Po soup and was reincarnated, and there would be no big mess! Now it's all assembly line bundled injections, and no one can run! And Xiao Ye, you don't know anything about Zhong Kui, that is a cool official who doesn't understand the world. He would rather let you return to the sun for ten days, and will never violate the regulations to make an exception for you to vote for a good family! When you will be reincarnated in your next life is when you will be reincarnated, and it depends on your luck who you will be reincarnated! Alas! Why don't you break me and still make this effort?

Seeing Xiao Mo stop panting, the judge said to Xiao Mo; Xiao Ye, can we talk now?

Then you will break my hand first, because it is so strong that my hand cannot be taken off.

Xiao Mo used the strength of nursing to take the judge's left hand off his trouser tube, panting and breathing; I'm just going out to sue you, are you going to take my life and catch me?

The judge lay on the ground and chirped back; If you don't catch it, you can't do it, if you don't catch the official, it'll be gone!

Officials are more important than life?

Officials are more important than life.

Sitting on the ground, Xiao Mo gasped for breath and asked the judge who had already stood up; Zhong Kui can give me justice, what can you give me?

The judge did not answer immediately, but turned to the two ghost pawns who were beaten into mud and swept the two ghost pawns out of the Senluo Palace. Then he raised his hand and pressed it towards the entrance of the hall, and saw that the entrance of the main hall was covered by a cloud of black gas. Then he drew a few runes in the air, and after the runes were formed in the air, they slowly rotated around Xiao Mo and the judge. The judge who had done all this turned to Xiao Mo and said

'Zhong Kui can give you justice, and I can give you a chance to jump out.' ’

'Speak human words, or I'll beat you!' ’

I can't say this clearly, Xiao Ye, this is the biggest secret of the underworld. I'll die if I leak the heavenly secret!

Either you say it now, or I'll beat you up now and then you can say it.

I can only give you a few examples, and I can't tell you what my mouth says. What do the Spring and Autumn Warring States, the Three Kingdoms, the Five Dynasties and the Ten Kingdoms have in common?

Common? In the autumn of troubled times, the heroes rise together, and there are countless heroes!

What is the underworld in charge of?

Of course, it's the dead

Do you think we can catch the white rise after death?

The killing god who killed 400,000 Zhao Jun in the pit is white, well~~~~ It's enough to choke!

And what about Qin Shi Huang?

How do I know this

How can a generation of human emperors deign to their subordinates, and you are not surprised how the Difu treats the human emperors who become ghosts after death? The three emperors of heaven, earth and man stand side by side, who is much more powerful than whom!

Could it be that the troubled times were the great disturbances made by the emperor in the underworld after death?

I didn't say that, don't ask me!

Where did those human emperors go, reincarnated?

I guess it's reincarnation! It won't harm us anymore anyway; When he said this, the judge specially pointed his finger at Xiao Mo and himself.

This is what you call jumping out, and with such a good thing you will not use it yourself?

I also want to use it, but who told me that I don't have hundreds of thousands of military souls to open the way for me to die!

I'm not and no, you're sending me to death! Saying so clearly, you're not afraid that I'll beat you?

Fear! But I'm more afraid of losing the official. Saying that you have merit to protect your body may be fine!

Are you so sure I'm going to be fine?

Not sure, but would you like to give it a try?

The reason?

The Jinshi of the Tang Dynasty only became a judge in recent years, the Song Dynasty's Longtu became the king of Hades, the Song Dynasty's Bi surnamed Bachelor also became a palace of Yama, and I became a judge of the Ming Dynasty, do you want me to give examples one by one?

Is it a jump or an exile?

To the human emperor is to jump out!

What should I do?

The judge raised his hand and pointed at one of the walls of the main hall without speaking, and saw that the wall of flesh and bone slowly cracked out a hole for only one person to pass through, and then raised the pen and shone the rune above his head and said to Xiao Mo; You come with me.

Judge Yu Xiao Mo made a rift in front of and behind him, and the crack was full of gray mist, and he couldn't see the way forward at all. The only light was the rune above the judge's head, and the rune did not shine more than a few inches. After walking in the gray mist for a while, Xiao Mo asked impatiently; How long will this take?

The judge bowed his head and replied; We're here

And here it is?

Xiao Mo walked to the judge's side and took a look, and the fog in front of him had faded. Faintly able to see clearly, there seemed to be a mountain sitting in front of him and asked; Is there still a mountain in the underworld?

The judge took a few more steps forward; Xiao Ye, you can see clearly that this is not a mountain.

Xiao Mo took a few steps forward, looked up carefully, and said in surprise; Holy! What the is this?

The reason why Xiao Mo exclaimed was because when he saw it clearly, where was this mountain! It was a huge mountain of corpses made of countless corpses. There is a dark red riverbed below the corpse mountain, and there is still undried blood bubbling in the riverbed, and in a blink of an eye, the corpse mountain is not a mountain, there are many more distant places, all of which are connected together like red ribbons of blood to form a complex pattern.

The judge looked at Xiao Mo who exclaimed in surprise and mocked; Sure enough, it's an ordinary man! ~ This is the Great Array of the Blood River Corpse Mountain of the God Emperor's handwriting, but this Great Array is now abolished and no longer has the original divine power!

Xiao Mo calmed down and asked; What is this array for?

Judge Road; The seal, but it was abolished by the two human emperors.

Those two human emperors?

I can't say that, it's modern anyway.

Where are you talking about jumping out?

The judge raised his hand and pointed to the largest road in the mountain of corpses; Just below the mountain of corpses, I heard that there is a monument next to the monument.

Heard that there is a monument? You haven't been here, have you?

How can Xiao Ye! This is the cultivation place of the little god, how could he not have come. It's just that I often practice on the periphery and never enter the formation, but this is also what my brother-in-law said, and it is absolutely not wrong.

After hearing this, Xiao Mo turned around and walked towards the mist; Fuck off, you uncle! I thought it was true! It seems that it is better to find Zhong Kui.

But Xiao Mo, who was walking towards the fog that was close at hand, was never able to walk into the fog, and it was still the same in another direction.

At this moment, the judge's smug voice sounded behind him; Xiao Mo! Even if you have great merit to protect yourself, you are still an ordinary man! If you dare to threaten or beat your own official, you will be trapped to death in this mountain of corpses in the river of blood!

Xiao Mo turned around and saw that there was still a judge. beat his chest and shouted that he was fooled, and then the judge's triumphant and annoying voice sounded again; You are a mortal man who actually thinks of the opportunity to jump out of the human emperor, whimsical!

Xiao Mo followed the voice and looked, I don't know when the judge Li Decai had already entered the fog. Xiao Mo looked at the judge with a smug, disdainful, mocking, and sneering face through the fog and asked; How did you get in?

The judge triumphantly pointed to the glowing rune above his head; Do ordinary people know what it's called? This is called the Five Aggregates and Five Constant Chaos Time Talismans, which are the talismans for entering and exiting this Blood River Corpse Mountain Array. My brother-in-law gave it!

Xiao Mo looked at the judge who couldn't jump up and speak in the fog on the other side, and replied without any fluctuations; oh

Aren't you angry

Don't be angry! Willing to gamble and lose.

How can you not be angry? How can you not be angry? You should be hysterical now, you're stuck here with no way out, aren't you desperate?

Nope!

Alas! What are you doing?; The judge saw Xiao Mo squatting on the ground looking for something.

Xiao Mo groped around the dark red earth for a while, and finally detained two dark red clods. When the clod of soil was held in his hand, the golden light in Xiao Mo's hand dimmed, and when he stood up, Xiao Mo asked; Why don't you leave?

I'm waiting for you to go crazy!

You'll get back!

And this?; Xiao Mo turned the clod of soil in his hand in front of the judge's eyes

When the judge saw the clods, his hair stood upside down like a mouse seeing a cat, and he hurriedly waved his hand; Xiao Ye, you are busy, I still have something to do, my wife asked me to go home for dinner. No need to send it!

Saying that, the judge turned around and was about to run away, but he heard Xiao Mo behind him say loudly; If I can't beat you so close, I'm the biggest fool in the world.

The judge didn't run two steps before he felt the wind in the back of his head, and he was so frightened that he quickly shrank down and squatted on the spot. The first clod of soil missed, Xiao Mo angrily crushed the only remaining clod of soil in his hand, and threw it at the judge who was squatting on the ground like a quail.

The judge who was squatting on the ground turned around and was about to taunt him, when he saw a large pile of broken clods of dirt coming towards him, showing that the judge was not a mortal at the critical moment. Squatting can jump a foot away! However, it was too late, and several pieces of dirt were smashing on the runes on the judge's head.

The runes disappeared with a thud when they touched the dark red gravel like a flame meeting water. Seeing that the rune was broken, the judge snorted; Tyre! The divine power that shook the whole body formed a red protective cover.

Desperately rushing towards the place where there was no fog, the red protective cover melted as quickly as snow meets flames when it encountered fog. Only a few steps away, when Judge Li Decai rushed over, the soapy robe on his body, the crown on his head had already corroded the mist, and the official boots on his feet were also corroded and leaked toes. Fortunately, it was close, reacted in time, and ran fast, otherwise it would have been fogged away.

Looking at Li Decai, who was crawling on the ground panting for breath, Xiao Mo quipped; Isn't this the judge, why did you come back? Aren't you busy going home for dinner?

Li Decai looked at Xiao Mo's teeth itching, but the situation was stronger than people, so he could only grit his teeth and laugh; Xiao Ye, you are laughing, I haven't witnessed your great jumping moment, how can I retire early.

Is it? No more! I allow you to go backwards in advance, go down! Hmm~ Why don't you leave, come and I'll help you!; Saying that, Xiao Mo grabbed one of Li Decai's legs and dragged it towards the mist, and after not taking two steps, Xiao Mo patted his head and said; How stupid am I, I should have used the throwing one!

When the judge heard this, he struggled desperately; Xiao Mo, Xiao Ye, little ancestor, we have something to say, I promise you whatever you want!

Xiao Mo stopped and looked at the judge; Can you give your life?

No

No, I'll have to take it myself!

Don't you want to jump out?

Get lost! You think I still believe in you.

Xiao Ye, I promise that I won't lie to you this time, I swear by my unborn child!

That's not good!

What I'm saying is true! Believe me again.

Looking at the sincere judge, Xiao Mo said helplessly; All right!

Hearing Xiao Mo say this, the judge burst into tears of excitement and thanked Dade for the land in front of him; Thank you, I will definitely not fail to live up to the trust you have placed in me. Alas! What are you doing here?

Xiao Mo turned Li Decai, who was lying on the ground, over and turned Li Decai face up. said helplessly; All right! Seeing that you are so miserable, I wanted not to beat you up, but to give you a hard time! But if you have to get beaten, I can't help it.

Is there mercy on your subordinates?

Don't worry, you won't know your mother until you don't know you

It's non-negotiable

I'll finish it first

Xiao Mo, you have the ability to kill me!

I am a Buddha with compassion, and it is enough to fight until I can't take care of myself

Ahh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~