Chapter 3: Troubled Underworld
Seeing Li peeling his fingers there, Ghost 1 trembled in his heart. It's really hard for money! But if you don't give it, you can't do it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info so he took out a handful of silver tickets in the arms of Ghost 2, and then took out a handful of silver tickets in his arms and handed them to the judge.
Judge Li Decai saw that Ghost 1 slowly swallowed the silver ticket handed over, directly snatched it and counted it in his arms; For the sake of you two being so sincere and repentant, I'll show you if there are any unused soul coffins. β
I searched for the case and found an account book. He opened the book and looked at the way; 'Really! Let's pick one, shall we? β
threw the spread account book to Ghost 1, and Ghost 1 caught the account book and knelt down directly and begged; The master really has no money, so you can spare the little ones!
No money! If you don't have money, you dare to hook the wrong person! Hurry up, stop talking nonsense. Otherwise, sir, I'll be on business!; As he spoke, the judge lifted the judge's pen, only to see that the ink color of the tip of the pen changed from black to white, from white to green, and from green to red, and his mouth was still muttering; The black pen books for life, the white notes are good, the green pen records their crimes, and the red pen sentences life and death. Do you two want to pick one of these inks?
The ghosts and ghosts looked at each other with hundreds of years of tacit understanding, and exchanged glances to each other;
Ghost 1; If you don't want to die, pay for it!
Ghost 2; This Li Pickpocket Ghost fucking knows how to ask for money, and curses him to give birth to a son without an asshole.
Ghost 1; What the hell is this! Pay!
Ghost 2; Brother, I have no money, you know, I eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, how can I still have money.
Ghost 1; Don't be! It's a matter of life and death, and if you die this time, you're really dead!
Ghost 2; There's no money either! When I listened to your money just now, I didn't hesitate to hand it over, and I really didn't have any money. Brother, save me! In the future, I will give you as a cow and a horse.
Ghost 1; Get lost! Who the hell wants you to repay ******, you are alive and dead to pit me, remember that you have to pay me back!
Ghost 2; You know, you pay for it!
Ghost 1; Nima!
After passing the eyes, Ghost 1 reluctantly got up to block the sight of Ghost 2 and the judge, and took out a handful of silver tickets in his arms and handed them to the judge; Master is really not there this time, you can raise your noble hand!
Taking the silver ticket, the judge glanced at ghost 2 and asked ghost 1; What about it? Why don't you want to live anymore!
Ghost 1 hurriedly pleaded; Master, ghost 2 don't you know it yet? Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble a poor ghost, how can there be money. Sir, you have a lot of them, just treat him as a fart, let him go!
The judge took the silver ticket and counted it, and said reluctantly; All right! I'm going to get the soul for you...
Just when the judge's coffin was not spoken, the gloomy and cold Senluo Hall suddenly burst into golden light. A golden light shot down through the top of the hall, heading straight for Xiao Mo, who was still bending down and enduring the pain of torn souls. Golden light entered from the top of Xiao Mo's head, exited through the soles of his feet, and then swirled rapidly around Xiao Mo's body. In the end, almost when Xiao Mo was out of sight, the golden light shattered into bits of light dust and attached to Xiao Mo's body and slowly submerged into his body. Xiao Mo's originally damaged soul body was visibly healed by the naked eye after the golden light penetrated his body, and after being possessed by the light and dust, Xiao Mo felt that he suddenly had a force and an inexhaustible strength. A thought spurted out of my heart, there is revenge and revenge!
Thinking of this, Xiao Mo rushed towards Ghost 2, who was still admiring the supernatural events in the Senluo Temple. A handful of squeezes (hao) around the neck of Ghost 2's son, and uses all his strength to greet Ghost 2 in the face with a big ear. Counting while playing; Tell you to kick me1, tell me to slap me in the face2, tell you to spit in my face3, tell you to hook the wrong soul4, call you γγγγγ
When Ghost 1 saw that his brother was being bullied, he thought; Ghost 2, this tiger is beaten and blinded, and he doesn't know how to fight back, do you want to come forward to help?
Ghost 1 was entangled for a while, Xiao Mo hit 55, and when he heard 55 Ghost 1 and then looked at Ghost 2's face, he was beaten into a pig's head.
'Come on! If you don't go up, you'll be killed. When the time comes, there will be no ghosts to pay back the money! Ghost 1 thought of this and ran out with a snort. I wanted to lock his hands unexpectedly behind Xiao Mo, so that Ghost 2 would have room to fight back.
Which Cheng thought that he had just touched Xiao Mo's shoulder, and Ghost 1 fell to the ground like mud, Xiao Mo was playing happily at this time, and was suddenly startled by Ghost 1's throat. When I turned around, I saw Oni 1 fall down as if he was throwing himself into his arms.
All right! I'm just looking for you! You can't wait for it to be delivered. Good, good, good~! One is to beat you up, and you can come over to me!
As he spoke, he dragged Ghost 1 in front of him, and he also greeted him with a big-eared post. still beating and scolding; Tell you to have bad ideas76 and make you hurt me77γγγγγ
The judge watched Xiao Mo slam at the ghost 1 and ghost 2 or so, and the fight was so crisp that he subconsciously touched his face. After thinking about it, how to say that this is also your own territory, even if you are a bitter master, you can't spread wild here! For the sake of face, the judge and the official voice of the official precept; Stop it! This is a place of public court, and you cannot be allowed to go wild here.
'Stay Nima! You're next! Wait there. βοΌ Xiao Mo turned his head and scolded when he heard the red light in his eyes, and then continued to take revenge.
It doesn't matter what it is, you dare to threaten this official! A word popped up in the judge's head, "Diao Min". The repression must be suppressed, and it will be said to save face.
The judge picked up the judge's pen and said to Xiao Mo; You give me ~ stop!
The judge's pen flew out a black drop of ink at Xiao Mo, only to hear a buzzing drop of ink on Xiao Mo's body like a cannonball. The amazing ink droplets did not blast Xiao Mo into slag, and the moment it touched Xiao Mo's body, it was bounced back by the possessed light dust at a faster speed. The judge watched in horror as his ink droplets came according to his face, and said in his heart; What the is this? And then... and then it was pasted on the wall.
After Xiao Mo hit more than 1,700 times, he finally stopped, mainly because he was tired and couldn't take a breath, after beating the second ghost, Xiao Mo aimed his head at the judge on the wall, walked to the judge in front of him in a few steps, and reached out to take the judge off the wall.
The judge who was glued to the wall looked at Xiao Mo who came to the front and said in horror; What are you doing! I'm a judge of the underworld, don't come nonsense! My brother-in-law is the deputy chief judge, you can try it with me!
'Whoa! What a great official authority! Someone up there? I ask you, have you ever heard of it? Xiao Mo asked with a smile.
'What do you mean?' The judge asked, puzzled
'What does it mean, that's what it means!' Xiao Mo slapped the judge directly, and counted while fighting, and beat him more than 300 times before stopping.
Xiao Mo, who finished the fight, finally finished venting, from dying unconsciously to hearing the truth about his vain death, to the two ghost pawns who designed to harm themselves, and then to the corrupt official colluding with the ghost pawn for money. From beginning to end, Xiao Mo did not see a trace of hope and justice, he was laughing at himself, he was really dead in vain in the world and miserable in the next life, who would have thought that this strange light would become his savior!
Xiao Mo picked up the judge who had become a pig's head, pointed to his flashing soul body and asked; Let's talk about it! What's going on?
Judge Li Decai opened his mouth with a swollen body; Xiao Ye! This is the golden light of merit, and only when a person has done a thousand good deeds while he is alive will he be blessed by the Heavenly Dao to protect his body after death. Master Xiao, you sit and say how tired you are standing!
Xiao Mo turned around and sat down on the case and said to the judge; Looks like I saved myself! Is this considered a good person with a good reward? Tell me about it.
Count! Of course, forget it, Xiao Ye, this is not a simple golden light body, this is a golden light body! Only those who have great merit will have it.
Oh~~~! Then I'm a good person, since I'm a good person, a good person has a good reward, so what ****** you think about hooking me in?
It's my business! It's all a good thing done by these two wastes, Xiao Ye, don't worry, don't do it, don't slap your faceγγγγγγγγ
After beating the judge, Xiao Mo gasped angrily; Whatever your business? If it weren't for this golden light, Lao Tzu would have been sealed in the soul coffin right now! I don't know how to live a miserable life in the next life. These two devils have harmed me in this life, and you are indeed going to collude with them to destroy my next life, dog officer! Do you dare to say that it's none of your business, and say what to do now?
The judge asked cautiously, covering his swollen mouth; Xiao Ye, what do you want to do?
What do I want to do? Of course, it is to bring me back to life, what else can I do?
Xiao Ye, we can't do this!
As soon as he heard the judge say this, Xiao Mo raised his hand and said; If you can buy it, you can return it, if you can come and leave, if you can hook me in, you can send me back, you can't bluff me! It seems that it is still a light fight!
The judge hurriedly protected his head and explained; Xiao Ye, your subordinates are merciful, please be merciful, listen to me, listen to me, even if you beat me to death, I don't have the ability to return your soul!
Well! You don't have the ability to give me a resurrection, so who does? Say!; Hearing what the judge said, Xiao Mo stopped
The judge saw Xiao Mo stop through the gap in his arm and hurriedly replied; Emperor Qi Tianren, the Ten Halls of Yama and the Bodhisattva of the Earth, as well as the Chief Judge of the Underworld, Zhong Kui, can all give you a soul. But you happened to be in time for the Queen Mother's birthday, and the God Emperor, all the Yamas and Bodhisattvas went to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday.
Wait a minute!; Xiao Mo interrupted; I remember that the chief judge of the prefecture is Cui Fujun, how did he become Zhong Kui?
The prince of the mansion was promoted to the underworld hundreds of years ago, and the position was held by Zhong Kui, the holy monarch of the blessed town. Xiao Ye can give you a soul is not there! You; The judge covered his face and rolled his eyes in reply.
Give me a little tricks, don't you?
No! How dare you in front of you!
Yell! I like you to be so hard-mouthed, come and ask you, there are so many things in the huge family of the underworld, and Yan Jun of the underworld will not leave one or two powerful people to watch. You're so stupid! I see, I'm still light, right? This time, if I don't beat you from a blue pig to a blue Pikachu, I'll write all this Xiao character horizontally!
Seeing that Xiao Mo was about to make a move, the judge didn't know what the hell Pikachu was. But the meaning of beating up and deforming is understood, and the clay man also has three points of anger, not to mention that he is a judge of the underworld. The judge said loudly; Xiao Mo, you are also raised by your parents, don't deceive the ghost too much! I'm a magistrate, and I don't want to hurt anyone.
Xiao Mo heard what the judge said, stopped, and looked at the judge like an idiot; I'm an orphan!
How can I forget this stubble, the judge looked at Xiao Mo's fist that was getting closer and closer, and hurriedly begged for mercy; I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, I spared my life! Don't drag your ears, don't drag itγγγγ there are still Zhong Kui, the Holy Monarch is here, and the Holy Monarch is here!
Xiao Mo looked at the judge who was covering his ears and said; Are you sick? If I don't beat you, you don't say yes, do you? Then you can find Zhong Kui for me, and if such a big thing happens, the leader will come forward to solve it, right?
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