The words are divided into two ends, let's turn our heads and talk about pig's feet Xiao Mo. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xiao Mo just graduated from college this year to study architectural design, but he is catching up with the economic crisis, the real estate bubble, and it is difficult to find a job with a professional counterpart.

In the past two months after graduation, I interviewed dozens of architectural design companies but did not give me a letter of approval, and at night I could only drag my tired body back to my snail house of just five square meters.

When Xiao Mo came to the gate of the community, he saw a stray little wild cat, he didn't want to care about it, but the little wild cat seemed to think that he was. followed Xiao Mo all the way and screamed from time to time.

Xiao Mo, who was barked all the way by the cat, was finally wiped out of his temper and talked to himself; 'I'm still so inferior! After a slight blow, I was a little depressed. I'm so angry with the cat! Can't I even afford a cat? Depend on! ’

From this point on, Xiao Mo turned around with a smile and looked at the stunned kitten; Since he was desperate to give him a hug, the young master would accept it without embarrassment. Even if you have the vision, follow this young master to keep your fragrant food and spicy drinks, come and go home with me! ’

Saying that, Xiao Mo didn't care if the kitten was dirty or not, bent down and took the kitten in his arms and walked home. It's no wonder that the kitten didn't struggle, and after being picked up, it arched affectionately in Xiao Mo's arms.

Xiao Mo, who returned to the snail house, cooked himself a bowl of instant noodles, made a cat food bowl for the kitten with the instant noodle bowl left over from yesterday, and divided the only instant noodles he had for the kitten.

'Kitten, look at what I'm right! Follow me to keep your delicious and spicy food! Laotan hot and sour beef noodles taste good. Ay! How can you taste it and stop eating'

If the cat could speak human language, it would definitely say, 'Ben Meow can't eat spicy!' ’

But the kitten couldn't speak, so he could only protest a few times to Xiao Mo. Then he turned around and jumped on Xiao Mo's bed and went straight to the only sausage on the bed.

Xiao Mo looked at the noodles in the cat's bowl, it's a pity, if you don't eat it, you said it earlier, it's all bad! I haven't eaten yet.

Seeing that the kitten was already holding the sausage and biting it, he regretted it in dissatisfaction, "Why didn't you put it tightly, the only meat tonight was fed to the cat like this.'"

While shouting pity while taking back the sausage from the kitten's mouth, Xiao Mo looked at the sausage that was already full of sores and said to the cat; How can this be mouthed! Well, dead cat, it's all up to you!

Saying that, he removed the package of the sausage and put the sausage on the ground, and the kitten jumped out of bed and feasted on the sausage.

Xiao Mo, who watched it, salivated and regretted it; I knew that it was so difficult to find a job, and I should have left a little of the money rewarded by the state at that time. The ghost urged all the donations, so that Lao Tzu is drooling when he looks at the cat eating now.~~~Hey~~ Go to sleep! I'm going to have to look for a job tomorrow.

Xiao Mo, who was tired from looking for a job all day, lay on the bed and fell asleep as soon as he dipped his head on the pillow. And the kitten is still attacking the sausage again and again.

Xiao Mo, who didn't know how long he had been asleep, seemed to hear a cat's scream in his sleep, and then suddenly felt a cold chest and didn't know anything.

I don't know how long it took for Xiao Mo to feel it a little bit. At first, Xiao Mo only felt cold all over his body as if he was in an ice cave, and then he seemed to feel that someone was kicking him, and then he felt as if he was being kicked while walking, and then he faintly heard scolding and another voice,

After a while, Xiao Mo finally heard what the other party was saying, and only listened to the sound of a gong in his voice; Ghost One, why are you stopping me? If it weren't for the fact that this grandson lives in a five-square-meter basement and has a broken cat, I wouldn't have hooked the wrong soul. I'm going to break the bank, I've told Xiao Cui of Tsing Yi Pavilion that I'm done and I'm going to find her when I'm done. How can you be happy without money? If the ghost 2 is unhappy, you won't be better!

As soon as Ghost 2's words fell, Xiao Mo felt that he had been kicked several times. Even the numb body felt pain, except for the pain, it was anger, and the brain was not very clear.

'Die yourself!' How could I die? The day before yesterday, I spent money on fortune telling, didn't the fortune teller say that I am blessed and live a long life! How could I die? Hook the soul by mistake! Hook the soul by mistake! I died in vain! Nima ...... ＇

Xiao Mo couldn't think about it too much, so he listened to the sharp voice and said: You still have the face to think about going to the Tsing Yi Pavilion~~~ Ghost 2! If it weren't for your ghost ****** convulsions, hooking a substitute soul cat would even hook people, and Lao Tzu wouldn't have to follow the cost. Don't be stingy when you remember the money, and the one I paid is considered to be what I borrowed from you, understand?

Don't! How can I have the money to pay you back? Ghost 1: You said that we threw this kid on the Huangquan Road, and when he returned, he would naturally return to the Senluo Temple to report. It also saves us a sum of money, which is not better.

Ghost 2! You're such an idiot! There will be patrols on Huangquan Road from time to time, plus he has the mark of the soul hook lock on his body, and you can find out who hooked the soul by checking the mark, and then you and I will not be able to run away!

Then you can only take money to settle things, but isn't there a way for ghost 1 not to pay money?

When a person dies, the soul turns from yang into yin into yin. The yin soul first became the six gods without the owner, and the spirit was confused, but after a long time, the six gods returned to the order, and the spirit was awake and awake, no different from when it was alive. At that time, if this person went to the Senluo Hall to report, he would be told that he had died decades earlier.

Why did you die young? The cause and effect on the book of life and death are thin, but I remember it clearly. Ghost 2: When the time comes, you will be punished for hooking the wrong soul, and you will not only be punished, but I will also be implicated by you. Now we can only ask the judge to use the soul coffin for us, and after putting this town in it, we will not care about our business.

Hmm... Good! Just suppress the soul coffin, boy, don't blame the ghost 2 master for being ruthless! If you are a fool and a cripple in the next life, don't blame me! Who called you unlucky?

Xiao Mo listened to the conversation between the two ghosts, and said with a smile in his heart; 'People are bullied by official fools when they are alive, and they are still fiddled with by ghosts when they die, it's ridiculous~~ ridiculous! Two grandchildren! If one day you fall into my hands, I will give you a taste of what it is like to die of your own volition. Xiao Mo, who was exerting the spirit of Ah Q to motivate himself, was kicked twice. 'Nima~~~ It's over! ’

Ghost 2: From time to time, Xiao Mo kicked two feet or gave an ear post or a sip along the way. was kicked and walked on the Huangquan Road, Xiao Mo's five senses gradually recovered, but he just couldn't speak, otherwise he would have scolded in pain.

Xiao Mo didn't know how long it had been along the way, but he could remember how many beatings he had received. From the initial angry count, to the gnashing of teeth, to the calm counting, taking out the scenery of hell.

After Xiao Mo was beaten more than 1,500 times, he finally came to the No. 186 Senluo Palace. After entering the main hall, Xiao Mo was thrown aside, and the two ghost pawns went straight to a judge wearing a soapy robe with a pen and a blue face and fangs.

Judge Li Decai was writing a letter to his brother-in-law, who was the deputy chief judge, begging his brother-in-law to transfer him from the position of judge. Although the judge is an official, he has too little oil and water to feed the family. was thinking about how to write to impress his brother-in-law who was stinky and upright, and overheard a report from the ghost 1 in the hall; The master will go back to you, and the soul is hooked, but it's not the family, it's just a substitute soul cat.

'The two wastes can't even hook their souls back, so what's the use of making trouble for this master! Judge Li Decai, who was interrupted from his thoughts, was in a bad mood, and he didn't look up while scolding the ghost pawn.

I just stopped my pen and found a piece of black vellum paper on the case, drew a talisman with my pen and raised my hand; Take it for the soul! And for whom?

As soon as he heard that the judge was going to replace the soul cat, Ghost 2 Malier turned around and came behind Xiao Mo. Raise your hand and grab the soul hook lock worn on Xiao Mo and the kitten's soul body, and pull it desperately! forcibly dragged the cat soul hooked on the lock hook out through Xiao Mo's chest and back. Then he casually separated the cat soul from the hook blade, and took a few steps to hand the cat soul that was about to break into half.

The judge who took the cat soul looked at it and frowned, "When did the bad taste of these ghost pawns change?" ’

The judge also wanted to finish his business quickly so that he could continue to write to his brother-in-law. I asked the name and birthday of the person I was for, and wrote it on the back of the black charm and put it on the cat. I saw that after the black charm was attached to the cat's body, it immediately turned into a black strip of cloth and tied it to its neck.

After doing this, the judge said to the cat soul; 'You know your own cause and effect for the substitute soul, and allow you to entangle with the soul you are substituted for the third life. If it is a beast that can hurt its sex and take its life, if it is a human body, it can break its wealth and slave its people, do you know that only these three lives? ’

When the broken cat soul lying on the case heard what the judge said, it moved the cat's head and nodded to understand!

'Now that you understand, then wait on the Nai He Bridge for the enemy to be reincarnated together!' With that, the judge waved his sleeves, and the cat's soul turned into a puff of black smoke and drifted away.

'What the hell are you going to do!' Sir, I still have business to do. The judge who has finished his business still has to do his own private business, so he just waves his hand to drive the ghost pawn away.

Usually, if the two ghost pawns heard that they were driving them away, they would be grateful to Dade for bowing down or slapping a sycophant or something when they bowed down. But today, the two ghost pawns have no intention of leaving, what's wrong? The judge looked down at the court. Why is there an extra yin ghost, and this yin ghost is still a hunchback and a rickets, this shaking is quite interesting!!

The hunchbacked ghost is none other than Xiao Mo, and now Xiao Mo is trying his best to greet all the matriarchal relatives and friends of Ghost 2.

After Ghost 2 dragged the soul hook out of his body, Xiao Mo's numb body was immediately active, and all his senses were completely restored. Xiao Mo wanted to scold now, but he couldn't open his mouth because of the pain. I can only grit my teeth and hunch my back to reduce some pain.

Looking at Xiao Mo, the judge turned his head and asked the ghost who was huddled together for fear 1; 'What's going on?' I remember that there were enough souls to hook today. How did you get an extra one? You can't be the one who hooked the wrong soul, right? ’

The reason why Ghost 1 didn't beat Xiao Mo once along the way was not because it had a good temperament, but because he was thinking about the rhetoric of Senluo Hall all the way, he didn't have time to pay attention to Xiao Mo.

This judge Li Decai should be changed to Li Papi! This Li Peel has a four-edged head, and the ghost ****** only knows how to drill into the eyes of money. Always be careful under his hands, otherwise if he makes a little mistake and is caught by him, the bones can be blown out of three taels of oil! I'm afraid I'm going to bleed profusely if something so big happened this time.

'Go back to the master, you are wise! 'Ghost 1 replied

'Wise, you ghost uncle! What the hell is going on? ’

'This is the case, the place is too narrow when hooking the soul, so I accidentally hooked the cat and the person together. Ghost 2 is really an unintentional mistake, please see it! ’

Ghost 2 heard Ghost 1 reply, 'You took yourself out like this, what about the cheat!' ’

The judge doesn't care which one he is, he points at the ghost 1 ghost and 2 with his hand; 'You can't live a crime, it's hard to escape the death crime, you two pawns watch it! ’

After saying that, these judges also made a move to rub money, and the two ghosts saw that this was asking for money! I'm not afraid that if you ask for money, I'm afraid that you don't want money, and it's easy to do if you ask for money. Ghost One hurriedly took out a large handful of silver tickets in his arms and handed them over, and the same was true for Ghost Er. The judge took the silver ticket and counted them, and put them in his arms.

'What do you want to do!' ’

'Master, we want to use a soul coffin, do you think it's okay?' ’

'Yes, yes, yes, but it is a bitter Lord!' He was shot to death, and then in the next life, he was sealed by the soul coffin, and he was really wronged to be demented and crippled in his life! Besides, there are too many wicked people in the world now, and my soul coffin is not enough! 、、、、It's not easy to mix it for you! The judge said with a difficult look on his face and then rubbed his fingers again, you know!

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