18 Memoirs of Ah Pho and Zi Zhen
Ah Pho remembered the scene when he first met Zizhen. At that time www.biquge.info, Phosphorus was pushing his cat cart and looking for the corpse. That being said, it's actually hard to find the corpses in Gensokyo. Generally, except in the human world, other places like places where humans are scarce can hardly find corpses. There's no way around it...... After all, youkai can live much longer than humans. In the process of searching for the body, I met a child on the side of the road crying. It is a very cute child, with fair skin and tender lips. Ah Fei saw where Zi Zhen was sitting and cried fiercely, and walked up to persuade him: "Why is the little brother crying here?" β
"Mom said I was too naughty to want me."
"Silly boy, how could mom not want such a cute little brother? Is it okay for my sister to take me to my mother? β
"Woooooooooo......oo You lied to people......"
"Really, I don't lie to you." Ah Pho coaxed Zi Zhen with his most kind expression.
"You're a liar." Zi Zhen raised his head while crying, and said to Ah Pho, "You are obviously an aunt......
"......" Ah Fu felt that his Russian facial expression might be very distorted at that time......
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"Lalala......"
In the quiet night, Ah Pho pushed his cat cart in the bamboo forest and slowly walked towards the direction of the destination-Earth Spirit Temple, while Zi Zhen sat on Ah Pho's shoulders with both feet, grabbed Ah Pho's hair with both hands, and always sang pop songs from the outside world that Ah Pho had never heard from time to time.
Sometimes Ah Pho is also very envious that this little monster can find new fun that interests him every day, and he never gets tired of playing every day.
While pushing the cat cart, Ah Pho sighed secretly in his heart, with a sad look on his face: "Alas, it took a day to receive a corpse." β
"Lalala...... There seems to be something over there. Zi Zhen, who was grabbing the two whips on Ah Pho's head, where to play, suddenly slammed Ah Pho's braids.
"It hurts! Don't push so hard! β
"But...... There's something strange over there. Zi Zhen said as he stretched out his finger and pointed to a strange red and white thing on the other side of the bamboo forest.
"Oh? What is it? Seeing Zi Zhen's eagerness, Ah Fu looked in the direction of Zi Zhen's finger.
Not far away, a red and white object collapsed to the ground. Ah Pho pushed the cat cart and walked in a few steps, and the cat's eyes stared at the thing.
"Great! Today's performance is up to standard! β
Ah Pho was overjoyed when he saw the corpse of the girl on the ground. It's rare to be able to pick up corpses in the wild in Gensokyo. Generally speaking, even if someone dies, they will be eaten by wild beasts and the like very quickly, so this time I was really lucky!
"Meow! Hurry up and end it. β
Ah Pho swung his cat fist and pushed the cat cart with both hands towards the corpse. Then in the rapid movement of the cat car, the cat bowed his waist, then jumped lightly, jumped on the cat car lightly, and then supported his hands, hula, and jumped directly in front of the corpse with a somersault in the air, and at the same time, the cat car also stopped just right behind Ah Pho.
However, when Ah Phosphorus did a somersault, it was hard for Zizhen. It is necessary to hold Ah Pho firmly so as not to let himself fall out of his head and feet all of a sudden, and Zi Zhen felt that his little head was a little congested during the backflip.
Ah Fei didn't have the time to care about Zi's really uncomfortable expression now, her attention was already completely focused on the wonderful corpse in front of her.
Long snow-white hair, crimson trousers, and a lot of strange runes that I couldn't read what was written on them. The face of a young girl full of heroic spirit is beautiful against the moonlight.
"Yo, it's pretty good." Ah Pho said and reached out and carefully touched the body of the girl in front of him a few times, "Then, let me check if there is any virus." β
The next moment, the corpse suddenly burst into a dazzling fire, Ah Pho and Zi Zhen were startled, Zi Zhen grabbed Ah Pho's hair tightly, and Ah Pho jumped back violently with Zi Zhen on his back.
Boom ββ!! In the bamboo forest under the night, the fire was shining for a while, and the scorching waves wanted to spread out in all directions, and many tender green bamboos were swept away by the scorching firelight, leaving many burnt black traces on the green bamboo.
"Well, what's going on?" Ah Pho said as he blocked the swept heat wave.
After a while, the fire gradually dissipated, the heat receded, and the place where the girl's body was lying was located. The corpse...... No, it's time to call it a girl. The girl with long silver hair slowly rubbed her waist and slowly stood up. After the pair of red eyes opened, the girl-Fujiwara Meihong covered the back of her head with one hand, and moved her body a few times while 'clicking', and said in pieces: "Damn! Damn, waving that x at night. It's so heavy. β
When she said this, her beautiful face was full of evil.
"Huh?"
Mei Hong, who was carefully adjusting her state, suddenly felt the gaze around her, and looked up, not much, two people.
As soon as Mei Hong turned around, she saw that Ah Pho was sitting on the ground with her butt like this, and the white safety pants inside the skirt were completely exposed. But when Mei Hong's gaze swept over, Zi Zhen's body shrank, and with a sudden, the whole person hid behind Ah Fu.
Zi Zhen doesn't want to meet Mei Hong now...... Because last time Zi Zhen pranked, he made firecrackers into cigarettes and hid them in Mei Hong's cigarette case. If that's all there is to it, it's nothing. It's just that Mei Hong smoked the firecracker when she was smoking her last cigarette. At that time, Meihong's heart was not good, and she smoked firecrackers later...... I didn't get it the first few times, but I met the last one, can I not have much anger in my heart? So Mei Hong spoke, and when she saw Zizhen in the future, she must teach her a lesson! But don't worry, I won't kill you!
Zi Zhen doesn't want to be beaten!!
Mei Hong didn't find Zi Zhen, she just saw Ah Pho who fell there, and she didn't care, she turned around and was about to leave.
However, just when Mei Hong was about to take a step.
Rustling......
He was caught in the hem of his clothes. Mei Hong turned her head unhappily and saw Ah Fei looking at Mei Hong with a hint of flattery. : "That...... There's one thing I'd like you to help me with? β
"Huh?" Mei Hong tilted her head suspiciously.
Ah Pho hurriedly said, "It's not a big deal. I mean, can you die again? β
ββ¦β¦ What did you say!? When Mei Hong heard this, she twisted out the word 'well' in her head, and looked at Ah Phosphorus in front of her with an unhappy face.
"Well, don't be angry, please, please. As long as you die again, I'm just one corpse away from completing the performance today! β
"What the hell are you kidding me!?" Mei Hong exploded directly, and then kicked out, Ah Pho saw that Mei Hong's kick was menacing, and hurriedly dodged sideways, but Mei Hong chased after her, and it was another set of combination punches, Ah Pho jumped back a few times lightly, and then squatted, narrowly avoiding a high kick from Mei Hong.
Carrying Zi Zhen's Ah Pho on his back, his skills were undiminished, and Mei Hong glared at Ah Pho and said fiercely: Yes, there are two hits! β
Looking at Mei Hong's strong hostile eyes towards her, Ah Fei smiled bitterly and waved her hand at Mei Hong: "I really don't mean anything bad......
Mei Hong didn't pay attention to Ah Fei at all, and once again stepped forward with an arrow, swinging out his fists with a series of fist shadows, Ah Fei quickly dodged Mei Hong's fists one by one, turned around, and raised his right hand at the same time, and aimed his elbow at Mei Hong's neck at once.
Bang!
Mei Hong's neck was perfectly concentrated by Ah Phosphorus's elbow blow, her eyes flickered for a moment, and she stumbled a few steps. Stretched out his hand to cover the back of his neck, and when he came back to his senses, Ah Pho had already made a preemptive strike and flew up with a kick, and Mei Hong would quickly change her move and kick out quickly. With a few snaps, Ah Pho and Mei Hong drew a tie, and at this time, Ah Pho made a light backflip and smashed his heel against Mei Hong's head.
Syllable! Mei Hong couldn't dodge for a while, and was kicked in the head by Ah Pho with great accuracy, and Zi Zhen also had a headache when she looked at it behind a bamboo on the side. Zi Zhen didn't know when she had already come down from Ah Pho, because it was too bumpy behind her back when Ah Pho was fighting!
After Ah Pho succeeded in one blow, he immediately made more than a dozen heels, and with his cat-like agility (she was originally a cat) drunken step, catrandomwalk (cat drunk step) suddenly widened the distance between him and Mei Hong, and also made a provocative gesture of cat fist at Mei Hong.
The red head of the sister was kicked by Ah Pho, she took a few steps back in a daze, shook her head, came to her senses, and looked at Ah Pho with eyes that suddenly became sharp: "Okay...... Pretty awesome! Ha ββ! β
Burn ββ!! The fire rose from Mei Hong's body, and the blazing flames enveloped Mei Hong, as if she had obtained an immortal bird. Ah Pho was startled, even if Ah Pho is a fire pho cat, it is still a little unsuitable for the flames of the immortal bird.
In a moment, Mei Hong had already appeared in front of Ah Pho, and a powerful leg blow had already been mentioned in front of Ah Pho, and Ah Pho hurriedly raised his arm to block it......
Bangββ!!
"Meow!!" The blazing flames burned Ah Fei's left hand at once. Fortunately, the monster's recovery ability is very strong, and under the operation of the demonic power, the mountain on the arm heals quickly, leaving only a little red like being burned.
Ah Pho shook his hand lightly in pain, kicked his feet, and jumped to the top of the bamboo beside him quickly with a few clicks, and then jumped towards the depths of the bamboo forest and ran.
Mei Hong was still angry, and after a few moments of fire all over her body, she jumped onto the bamboo, and flew away with a swish. Both hands slowly grabbed one of Ah Fu's braids. Ah Pho was flying with all his might, but suddenly the back of his head was jerked, and when he turned around, he saw the vicious Mei Hong, and he couldn't help but show a shocked face. Mei Hong grabbed Ah Pho for a brief pause in shock, and with a strong force, a whirlwind wheel knocked Ah Pho to the side of the thick bamboo.
Knock ββ!
There was a muffled sound on the bamboo, leaving a few cracks.
Ah Pho felt the stars flying in front of him, and blinked vigorously, his face pale. Mei Hong was pressing herself to fall down quickly in the form of gravitational acceleration of free fall, and at this time, Mei Hong also smiled at Ah Fei...... Bad smile, by the way, Ah Pho's face pressed against the red knee......
Falling to the ground like this is definitely broken!!
"Get me down!!" Mei Hong didn't give Ah Pho a chance to fight back, and with a bang, the two fell to the ground at the same time: boomββ!! With a muffled sound, a faint cloud of smoke rolled up on the ground.
"Cough cough cough ......" Mei Hong waved her hand to disperse the dust in front of her, and looked down carefully and couldn't help but be stunned. The girl with a blue nose and swollen face that I expected to see is gone.
"Strange? Why is it gone? Mei Hong rubbed her long snow-white hair and glanced around the bamboo forest a few times, but Ah Phosphorus was nowhere to be seen.
In a dark little corner, behind a bamboo tree that two people hug, Zi Zhen couldn't help but gasp with a black cat with two tails in his arms.
At the moment when Mei Hong and pressed Ah Pho to the ground, Ah Pho immediately changed back to the form of a cat, and then a small gap opened beside Ah Pho, and two small hands appeared and stretched out from the gap and took Ah Pho away.
Zi Zhen is also glad, this time is really difficult to grasp......
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On the other side, Mei Hong didn't pay attention to it after looking for Ah Pho to no avail, but the cat cart that fell on the ground on one side aroused Mei Hong's curiosity......
"Which bad luck is here?" Mei Hong was very curious, thinking to herself, if it was a corpse in the world, it would be better to find a place to bury him in the ground for peace......
Thinking like this, Mei Hong raised her hand and lifted the white cloth on the cat's car...... Stunned.
The long black hair that is dark and shiny, the forbidden face that will never change, and the PSP of Zhenghai that plays with it in his hand, the corpse in the cat car...... Or the girl, Penglai Mountain Hui Night...... Probably because all his attention was focused on the PSP in his hand, Kaguya didn't realize that he was being watched and played by his sister Hong.
Mei Hong silently put the white cloth back on. Then he reached out and took out a cigarette from his pants, and with a snap of his fingers, a pinch of fire ignited from Meihong's fingers.
"Whoaβ"
After taking a deep puff of her cigarette, Meihong was intoxicated and gave the cat car covered with a white cloth...... Ignited.
Crackling......
The flames were raging, unlike ordinary flames, which did not extinguish the attack even when blown by a light breeze, but had a tendency to grow larger and larger.
Boom ββ!! A burst of intense fire was dazzling, and the first little flame finally played the raging fire of the century-old city, the white cloth had long been burned, and even the cat cart was dressed in flames.
"Babble, ah, ah, !!"
In the raging fire, a black figure finally jumped out of the cat cart. Kaguya held the PSP in his hand, and his long black hair still had a smoke on it, and even from a long distance, Zi Zhen still smelled a thick smell of burnt proteins.
"Goo-" Zi Zhen said regretfully, "Huh...... Didn't have dinner tonight......"
Hui Ye ran around the bamboo forest for more than thirty laps before the flame on his head slowly extinguished.
"Scared, scared to death." Kaguya said as she rubbed her long black hair, and the charred hair in her hands began to grow back
"Hehe~" Mei Hong clasped her hands to her chest and looked at Kaguya so coolly (coldly).
"Huh?" Kaguya, who was arranging his hair, finally noticed that someone was watching him, and along with the feeling, Kaguya suddenly saw Fujiwara Meihong holding her chest with her hands and sneering at herself.
"Little Sister Red!"
"Kaguya-hime!"
The two of them can be described as 'when the enemy meets, they don't need money when they see blood'. Even when the eternal night changed (it was probably a long, long time ago for Zi Zhen), the relationship was not as tense as before after reconciliation, but after thousands of years of fighting, it was a little uncomfortable to meet and not fight. So the two Penglai people rolled up their sleeves, and flew into the air with two swishes, and started fighting again!
The cat cart on the ground is still burning......
"Meow meow!! My car! Oh my car! If it's on fire, put out the fire! β
"Leave it to me!" I don't know when Zi Zhen came out again and said calmly, and then, a Zi Zhen in blue clothes came out from behind the body, and with a small hand move, as soon as the gap was opened, a large stream of sea water suddenly poured down against the cat car, and the flames were gradually extinguished.
"Meow, your seven-colored body is really convenient."
"Of course. I can also be bigger, and I can be powerful, invulnerable, clairvoyant, downwind, breathe fire and water, be invisible, and be attractive, and suck things into my gaps...... How about it, do you have any questions? β
"Little brother......" Ah Pho said indifferently, "The setting of your task won't be copied from the Huluwa entry in Baidu Encyclopedia, right?" β
"How is that possible? Getting bigger is learned from the setting of Aka. The power is infinite, and invulnerability is a big monster that can do it. Clairvoyance is good for the wind, I have a gap I am proud of! It's easy to spit fire! Pull a gap and bring the fire scene or the sea over. As for stealth, the realm of virtual and real is very useful...... As for the ability to collect people, I can only say that Yakumo Zi's divine concealment, you deserve it! β
Ah Pho: "............"