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Feng Jianyou|Xiang held up Zizhen: "Fly high ~ Fly high ~"
Zi Zhen was held high by Feng Jianyou|Xiang, with a painful look on her face, although the age difference between the two is not much, but the height gap is becoming more and more obvious!! In the past, Feng Jianyou|Xiang could only barely hug Zizhen, but now Fengjian Youyou|Xiang can play with Zizhen and fly high! Purple is really the one that was flew.
I don't know how many years passed. Kazami Young|Xiang looks like a fourteen-year-old girl.γ Zizhen is still seven or eight years old...... Five years has not grown a centimeter! Speaking of which, girls develop faster than boys. It seems that even this rule applies even in youkai. Or is it ...... Do plant-based youkai grow a little faster than other youkai?
"Kazami Young, Xiang Ou pinch the sauce and let me down." Zi Zhen was a little dizzy by the wind and saw the young|Xiang played with flying high and wanted to vomit.
"Haha, I feel like my little brother is getting cuter and cuter, so I can't help it. Hehe~"
The fourteen-year-old girl Kazumi Xiang put Zi Zhen down, but a pair of claws still kept pinching Zi Zhen's face. Touching Zizhen's pink and tender face, which seemed to be bursting with water at any time, Kazumi couldn't help but sigh: "Why didn't I find your face so easy to touch before?" β
"......" Zizhen said that recently, Kazumi Youxiang has been looking for Zizhen more and more as a child. If it had been changed before, when the height difference between the two was not very big, Kazami You|Xiang Ou pinched sauce would never have thought of pinching Zizhen's face, such a thing that only the eldest sister and aunt would do to Meng Zhengtai!
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Gensokyo, the home of the lost.
Yakumo Zi looked at the Yokai Elementary School Admission Letter that she had received from the Yokai Academy in her hand......
Although Gensokyo contains most of the yokai, there are still some powerful yokai hidden in the human world in the outside world, and even in the secret base other than Gensokyo, which is not known to humans, the related yokai school that is cultivated.
Should I let Zizhen go?
Yakumo Zi was a little undecided.
At this time, Zi Zhen's face was full of red traces left by Feng Jianyou's face, and she came in.
"Baby, what's wrong with your face?"
"I was pinched by Sister Kazumi|...... Mommy, what's in your hand? β
"It's an admission letter from Monster Academy."
Whew!!
Before Yakumo Zi could even say the second sentence, Zi Zhen had already opened a gap and ran to somewhere.
Zi Zhen didn't want to go to school...... This was something that Yakumo Murasaki didn't expect. Originally, he thought that he would be able to listen to the old-fashioned teaching of Bai Ze (Teacher Huiyin), Zizhen should not hate the school...... In fact, Zizhen only went back to the temple house to be a good student because she liked Teacher Huiyin.
Sunflower fields.
Zi Zhen and Kazami Yu Xiang are both lying together on two extendable recliners that can be used for sun bathing, and Kazami Yu Xiang is wearing sunglasses on top of them to enjoy the sunshine of the day, so Zi Zhen doesn't need to bring sunglasses...... Because of the glaucoma problem, he couldn't see clearly anyway, so he simply wore it all the time, and tied a blue strap around his eyes, which could also be used to pretend to be cool. Vision is less dependent on youkai. After all, youkai also have something called divine consciousness that can be used in place of eyes.
"Little brother, why did you come here again so quickly? Aren't you going home? β
"Mom is going to send me to the Monster Academy. I don't want to go, go to Fengjian You|Xiang Ou pinch sauce to hide here. β
"You've also received an acceptance letter from Yokai Academy?"
"yes. Hey? Why 'also'? β
Before he finished speaking, Zi Zhen felt that the clothes on the back of his neck were grabbed and lifted up, and his two little feet were dangling in the air......
Zi Zhen turned back to the person who had suddenly lifted him up, and was about to open his mouth and curse angrily...... As soon as he turned around, he immediately died down.
Kazami Yuka grabbed Zi Zhen with one hand, and no matter what Zi Zhen's reaction was, she clamped Zi Zhen under her arm, as if she was holding a bag, and carried the child all the way to Hakuri Shrine. Yakumo Murasaki has been waiting there for a long time. Kazami Yuka is not much nonsense, simple and clear.
"Your little cub has come to my flower field......" Kazami Yuka said lightly.
Yakumo Zi finished drinking a cup of tea at a small sip per minute, and smiled at Zi Zhen: "Xiao Zhen, do you not like going to school so much?" β
"Mom, what do you say? As an old man, don't you think you're managing too much? Zi Zhen looked impatient.
Then Zi Zhen was thrown into the horror locomotive inside the gap by Yakumo Purple and sent directly to the gate of the academy...... Kazami, who was standing with her luggage, looked very calm.
"Why are you here too?"
"Because I also received an offer letter......"
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School auditorium.
Zi Zhen felt that the opening ceremony of the Monster Academy must be a group of demons dancing wildly, and the scene must be extremely chaotic. But after the beginning, all the youkai still stood in a row in an orderly manner. Except for some youkai who have some bullying meaning, most of the youkai seem to be quite kind.
Yakumo Shima and Kazami Yuka stood in the row where the elementary school students stood. Originally, for the newly admitted freshmen, there were a few older monster students who wanted to give this group of freshmen a disadvantage...... It's a pity that they didn't find anyone well, but they found Feng Jianyu. Although the strength of Xiangou pinching sauce cannot be compared with Yuxiang, it probably has the seven success of Yuxiang Mama. So a large part of the group of students who came to find trouble were beaten back to their original form by Kazami You|Xiangou pinching sauce. The scene really responded to the sentence 'chickens fly and dogs jumping' for a while, and it was really not a talk to drop ten with one force......
"I~ am the queen of the night. I~am the queen of the night~"
Singing this strange song is a blonde double-ponytailed lolit vampire in the same grade as Zijin, Aricher. She was singing to herself on the side, and the Dragon King 9 Prince who was sitting next to her was expressionless. And the blonde vampire Lori Ari Xue'er from time to time put a few loving eyes towards the Dragon Palace 9 Prince Ao Yun in the East, but the Dragon Prince had a poker face. I don't know if he is tempted......
"Huh!"
"Ahh
A candy thrown out by Zi Zhen was accurately caught by Kazami Youxiang with one mouth.
Girl, it's really accurate.
The six-tailed male fox on one side and the female black cat with two tails are holding their tails on the other, and when the cat plays the cat's tail bow again, the six-tailed fox has already played an exaggerated Chinese knot.
"That six-tailed little fox must be a Chinese monster! Ahh β
Kazumi You|Xiang bit the candy that Zi Zhen threw over with great accuracy.
Zi Zhen politely asked the cat and the six-tailed fox over there: "Hello brothers and sisters, what are your names?" β
Female cat again: "Yoyo"
Male six-tailed fox: "Tu Mountain is misty." (The Tushan Fox Demon is definitely a Chinese monster!) οΌ
Dragon Palace 9 Prince: "Ao Yun"
Vampire Lori: "Aricher." My favorite is Ao Yun. β
Dragon Prince: "It's the first time we've met. β
Ericher: "Love at first sight~"
The vampire Lori on one side is still pestering the dragon prince.
On the podium of the auditorium, a dazzling woman, the Eight-Foot Orochi (Headmaster), stood on it.
"This year's students are really energetic."
Principal of the Eight Snakes. Name, Yachi. But the name is Yachi, and it's not really Yachi. (The real Yaqi Orochi has long been beheaded by Susanoo), and the Yaqi is just a descendant of the demon clan with some real Yaqi Orochi. But the strength of the peak of the big monster can't be faked, so Yaqi is also well-deserved as the principal of the monster academy.
"Everyone, be quiet. Now everyone listens to the principal. β
After stabilizing the mood of the audience, the teacher on one side stepped down and gave up the venue to the principal.
Principal Yaki walked up to the podium, didn't need a microphone, and with a little monster tricks, the sound could be heard throughout the entire school auditorium.
"I won't say anything superfluous. This year, we have a new group of students from our school. I hope that everyone can get along well with the new students and not have any bad conflicts. Don't bully new classmates casually, above. β
So Zi Zhen's happy college life began.
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The Lost House, after sending away Zizhen, Yakumo Zi made a bed in the living room with a quilt and went into a nap of 'Huhu~'.
Yakumo Lan said to Yakumo Zi with a worried face: "Lord Zi, aren't you worried at all about throwing Young Master Zizhen to the monster school like this?" β
"Lan, you're worried too much...... Yakumo Zi said with a little sleepiness, "Xiao Zhen, this kid is very shrewd. Besides, children need to be sharpened to grow up quickly, and gentleness is sometimes a sin. Shin is going to grow up one day, and then take over Gensokyo. β
"Purple-sama......" Yakumo Lan somewhat understood Purple-sama's consideration.
"Of course, more importantly, it's tiring to take care of children!"
After listening to Yakumo Purple's last sentence, Yakumo Blue was really sweaty, was it just because of this reason?
"Obviously, Master Zi has never brought Young Master Zizhen to say, I have always been taking care of ......"
"Blue, what are you muttering?" Yakumo Purple looked at Yakumo Blue with cold eyes, and a cold sweat suddenly soaked behind Blue, and he hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, I didn't say anything......"
"Ahhh......h Just kidding. Blue, you don't have to be so afraid to pull. Seeing his Shikigami with such an expression, Yakumo Murasaki laughed out loud after covering half of his face with a fan
As a result, a month later, the Youkai Academy sent a letter to Yakumo Zi: "Urgent, come quickly!" β
Yakumo Zi had a bad premonition in her heart.
Monster Academy. Principal's Office. Principal of the Eight Miscellaneous Orochi (pseudo).
"Monster Sage, I won't bother with you this time. Let's get straight to the point. Your child has made a big deal at school. Principal Yaqi covered his head in pain and said, "Please forgive me for complaining, but your child is really ...... It's really ...... I don't even know how to say it......"
"Principal Yachi, I understand...... When this child was born, it was still quite likable......" Yakumo said in a tone of hatred for iron and steel. "But when I grew up, I started to get naughty...... It's a must to play pranks every day...... In addition, it seems that fire prevention has scorched her blue tail! Use the gap from time to time to pretend to be a ghost to scare the little umbrella! Secretly ran to the Earth Spirit Hall to drag Gu Ming Dilian out to make Jue worried! I went to steal the parasol of Youxiang's house, and then threw the peaches on the spot! Disguise the firecrackers as cigarettes and quietly put them in the cigarette case of the sister red! Put holy water in Remilia's black tea! Secretly go back to Flandrew and put human blood in a Chinese lunch box...... There are too many things like that......" Yakumo said with beads of sweat the size of beans.
ββ¦β¦ These are small things compared to what he did in school. Teacher Yaqi Orochi said.
Yakumo Zi was shocked: "What else did he do at school?" β
Every night he ran downstairs to the girls' dormitory and sang:
I love you and love you like a mouse loves rice.
No matter how much wind and rain there is, I will still love you......
I miss you, I miss you......
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Then after singing a song, he was surrounded by onlookers of female monsters, and at this time, he always took the opportunity to grab the hand of the most beautiful girl in a group of girls, and escaped from the academy with a crawl. Because this child repeatedly stormed the girls' building, and repeatedly tried to skip school very seriously, and each time he took a different girl. Therefore, the school gradually thinks that your child is really not sick in the brain or has a personality problem......"
"Your child is sick and has personality problems...... Who are the girls he arrested? β
"There's the youngest daughter of the queen of the harpys. There is also the daughter of the Mermaid Queen, as well as the Dream Demon Queen, the third daughter of his family, and so on. β
Yakumo Zi shook the fan with satisfaction and said, "This shows that my child already knows that he can't lose at the starting line!" β
Eight Miscellaneous Snakes: "...... If it's just these, we can at most identify this as the ignorance of adolescence (where did the monster come from!?). The point is that he is still forming a gang in the school and disrupting school discipline! β
"How?" Yakumo asked curiously.
"For example, at the opening ceremony, he chatted happily with the Dragon King and the Ninth Prince of the Eastern Demon Clan."
"Our children know how to hold a good thigh." Yakumo said.
"After that, there was a vampire girl by the side of the Dragon Prince who fell in love with the Dragon Prince at first sight."
Yakumo Murasaki: "Isn't that great?" Besides, what does this have to do with my children? β
Eight Miscellaneous Snake: "The point is that later, the fiancΓ©e of the dragon prince came to the Dragon Palace, and the vampire girl was jealous, and then the vampire was beaten by the little female dragon." β
Yakumo Zi was full of interest: "And then?" β
The Eight Miscellaneous Snake slapped the table: "And then that vampire found your son!" As an ally, your son joined forces with the little flower demon, the six-tailed little fox and the cat to pull out the scales of the little female dragon's body! I also gave the bodyguard shrimp soldiers and crabs brought by others to stew and drink! The condiment is the dragon scales that have been pulled off! This is simply a great provocation of the forces behind others! β
Yakumo Zi smiled and slapped the table: "When you should shoot for your friends, you will shoot, you have the style of our family!" Good job! β
Yachi looked at Yakumo Purple with a stunned expression.
Yakumo Zi was stared at by Yaqi with this stunned look for three seconds, and then said curtly: "No...... I mean, well done. Xiao Zhen is also true, and before doing things, you should also consider the importance of your subordinates. β
"Needless to say, I probably know what is wrong with this kid. There are children who have what kind of parents, and the most serious thing is that the parents have a laissez-faire attitude towards their children......"
Yakumo Purple was a little embarrassed, so she didn't speak.
Principal Yaqi: "So, we decided to let your family hide for a few years to avoid the limelight......"
Yakumo Zi: "That Dragon King Ninth Prince didn't make a contribution?" β
Eight Miscellaneous Snakes: "If no one suppresses this matter, your son won't be able to come back." β
Yakumo Zi clapped his hands: "It seems that Xiao Zhen hugged his thighs right." β
Eight Miscellaneous Snake: "Anyway, it's better for your child to stay at home for a short time...... There's really no way to teach him in our school. As a child, it's already too much of a failure, but as a monster, intrigue, organizational power, and his own strength are already very, extremely and very qualified! β
Yakumo Purple was surprised and said, "It's really fake." β
Principal Baqi: "After your child read the martial arts novels of the East, he held the first Monster Academy Martial Arts Conference in the whole grade, and also established a Purple Cloud League (Meng), hundreds of students were randomly turned around by the regiment under his command, the Dragon Prince and the vampire Lori are his guardians, and the cat and the six-tailed fox are the two hall masters under his command!" Whoever saw him had to bow down and clench his fists and shout: "Long live the Lord of the Purple Cloud League (Meng), long live, long live!" What else is 'the cute lord is mighty, the girl worships the clothes, thousands of generations, dominates the rivers and lakes' and the like"
Yakumo Murasaki squirted out all the tea she had just drunk in her mouth, and laughed hysterically on the table despite her image as a monster sage......
Principal Yaqi waited for Yakumo Zi to smile enough and continued: "The most terrifying thing is that he later became interested in the underworld of the human world, so the scholar TV acted in single-handedly established three major families in the academy: the Purple Gang, the True Gang, and the Purple True Gang, and the three families used all their intrigues and tricks to compete for any resources that could be obtained in the academy, such as donut bread, toiletries, and college idol photo albums, in order to compete for the limited lunch of the academy, and even armed struggles would occur if necessary. From that day on, there was no peace in the monster academy, and there were often three or five groups of first-year monsters either ambushed and ambushed, or met in a narrow way, and dueled! As a result, there are often a large group of small monsters in the academy who join forces to bully a second-year intermediate monster, and even beat up high-level monsters. β
This situation lasted for half a month......
Yakumo Murasaki: "............" (holding back laughter)
Three hours later, the Lost House. Zi Zhen sat at his house and said to Yakumo Zi while watching TV, "Am I being sent home?" β
Yakumo Murasaki: "Ignore them, they can't see the shining light of your genius, baby." By the way, your classmate sent you a greeting letter. β
As he spoke, Yakumo Zi handed a few letters to Zi Zhen, who took them and opened them and looked at them. Put on a sad look. Yakumo Zi looked at her child's gloomy expression and couldn't help but ask with concern: "Xiao Zhen, what's wrong?" Is there anything other than the unhappy look? β
"The dragon prince and the vampire Lori are getting along, and the cat and the fox are in love again. Where is my youth? Zi Zhen said faintly after reading the letter.
Yakumo Zi thought for a while and shouted to the kitten on the side, "Orange! β
"Here, Purple Lord Meow~" The kitten demon with two tails ran in front of Yakumo Zi, who pointed at Zizhen and said to Orange: "From today on, you will be a little Shinshi God for the time being." β
"Okay meow~"
Zizhen: "...... I'll just talk about it! I don't like Lori! β
"Could it be that Xiao Zhen prefers the plump body of Blue?"
Zi Zhen: "............"