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"Hey, stuff the money......"

They serve the gods and devote their lives to saving those who have lost their footing. Sprinkle love all over the world.

"Hey, stuff the money......"

They also shoulder the responsibility of retiring demons and maintaining world peace......

"Stuff the money......"

Smack! Zi Zhen finally flicked the pen unbearably, and then took out a few hundreds of yuan bills from his sleeve and slapped them on the tea table. The armpit shrine maiden on one side, Hakuri Reimu, has straight eyes!

"Sister Reimu, can you be quiet for a while? Shut your mouth well, all this money is yours. Zi Zhen said.

And Reimu, who was originally unmotivated on the other side, got up and sat in front of Zi Zhen, who was much smaller than himself (appearance), and nodded violently!

Smack!

Zi Zhen's little hand waved, and several hundred-yuan bills that were injected with demonic power flew towards the red and white witch like sharp blades, because the speed of the flight was too fast, in the moment of being dirty, the banknotes made a hissing sound of friction with the air, and the banknotes comparable to bullets were going to pierce the weak girl in front of her in the next moment.

――It's a pity that this is Gensokyo.

Smack!

After a slight pop, several banknotes that were originally bullet-like were easily taken by Reimu......

Sure enough, this is Gensokyo.

"Sister Reimu, I want to drink tea."

"No problem~☆" Probably because she was so happy, Reimu even had a tone suffix like ☆ popping up.

Zi Zhen looked at a satisfied Hakurei witch and went to make tea with a courteous face, thought about it, and then picked up the pen and continued to write in his notebook.

"This generation of Hakurei shrine maidens is called Hakurei Reimu. The titles are: Miss Shrine Maiden of Hakurei Shrine, Eternal Shrine Maiden, Lovely Shrine Maiden of Paradise, Shrine Maiden of Sunny Days, Incredible Shrine Maiden Flying in the Sky, Miko Maiden of Five Desires, Spokesperson of Eight Million Gods, Maiden of Hakurei Shrine, Free-spirited Human, Cute Shaman of Paradise, and Miko Maiden

Bad title: No discipline, red and white, poor witch, captain of the city management team of Gensokyo......

She is the most lacking sense of crisis among the witches of all ages, but not only is she the most gifted, she is naturally lucky and keen, and she has also cured many youkai.

The personality is very relaxed.,Lack of sense of crisis.。 In fact, it can be said that he is very lazy, and when the mutation happens, he is in the mood of 'eh, so troublesome'.

When to resolve the anomaly depends entirely on the mood. If you're in a good mood, you'll go to solve the anomaly later. If you're in a bad mood, you can use the person behind the change as a punching bag......

There are countless shortcomings in character. It's obviously a shrine maiden who can be easily defeated......

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"Why ......" Zi Zhen lay on the cold and damp ground, looking at the sky. The purple caftan looked a little dirty because it was stained with filthy mud.

"There's no reason for that...... Obviously everything is ready...... Obviously she's just a lazy witch, why did she still lose? “

There is no anger, no complaints, no shame, and no loss...... It's not about loss. This time the side is just a whim of Zizhen, because of boredom. I just don't understand. I ask because I don't understand...... Why?

"Ahem......" The bruise mixed with minced meat coughed out of the body, and Zi Zhen's face on the ground twisted painfully. A few days ago. After Zi Zhen caused the Purple Cloud Rain Mutation and caused trouble to Gensokyo, the shrine maiden of Hakurei finally had no interest in solving the mutation. After Zi Zhen fought with Reimu with confidence......

"I'm on my knees! Such a fierce attack! ”

"You've lost, Yakumo Shima." A crisp female voice came from above, and Zi Zhen, who was lying on the ground, rolled her eyes speechlessly, and you said that you could see that your eyes were not blind.

"Sister Reimu, you...... It's really ruthless. After a long time, Zi Zhen spit out this sentence.

"You're a youkai anyway, aren't you...... Ah, yes, I forgot that your body is just like a normal human. It's nerve-wracking, if you are beaten like this, that old woman Zi will be in trouble if she doesn't give me my salary in the future. ”

"............" Zi Zhen was directly speechless. You can not remember such an important thing, it is too important to kill people (demons)!

"You're bleeding ......"

A white hand passed a white handkerchief.

"Ah...... It's true. Reluctantly took the handkerchief handed by the shrine maiden with the only remaining strength, wiping away the scarlet oozing from the nostrils and ear piercings, Zi Zhen reluctantly sat up and smiled at Reimu who had defeated him: "Can I still go to the shrine for tea in the future?" ”

"Remember to stuff more money into the cash box!"

"Don't talk about the money, I'll give it to you...... Wait, you're out of money again! Zi Zhen glared at Reimu and said. I only gave you 100,000 last time! ”

"One hundred thousand is enough...... Reimu's eyes floated on the side, not looking at Zizhen.

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Because it's boring in Gensokyo, Zi Zhen also wants to make a mutation. But because there is already a red mist mutation, a spring snow mutation and an earth spirit hall, an eternal night mutation, Shouya Shrine and the Son of Heaven

Fantasy...... So if Zi Zhen wants to make a mutation, he can't repeat it with them. So what kind of mutation should be done?

Zi Zhen looked up at the sky, what was in the sky? Snow-white marshmallow-like clouds: what's inside the clouds? When there are more clouds, there will be rain......

"Yes, let's call it Ziyun Mutation. Turn all the clouds in the sky purple, and the next purple rain will be beautiful. ”

Next - Scene switching.

The white lines cut through the darkness like a sharp knife deeper and deeper, and the wilderness was filled with low whistling and groaning, and the white cracks seemed to excite the monsters lurking in the darkness.

The thick dark clouds, which were as black as ink, seemed to wipe the sky black, swallowing up the clear blue sky in a big gulp, and in a few moments, the surroundings were like night.

Immediately afterwards, a heavy rain fell, and the raindrops were black and purple like beans, and the nearby grass was soon dyed a miserable yellow.

Zizhen's purple clouds and rain have changed. Purple rain began to fall, and the grass and trees began to turn yellow. The Purple Cloud Mutation began.

All kinds of crops in the world have turned a deep purple because of the purple rain. Purple clouds piled up, and purple rain fell. Turned everything that was rained purple by the rain. This is something that Zi Zhen himself did not expect.

No one would have cared if they had just changed the color - when the thirty-second villager fell ill after eating crops stained with purple rain, Hakurei Reimu was not interested in solving the mutation at Hakurei Shrine. At the same time, Fujiwara Meihong also set out at the same time to prepare to teach the culprit of the mutation.

Huiyin: "Sister Hong, there have been more and more people in the world who have fallen ill recently because of eating contaminated fruits and vegetables, Sister Hong, you can do it." ”

Mei Hong went to the Lost Bamboo Forest to find her teammates: "Kaguya, I'll go out to fight, form one?" ”

Kaguya waved his sleeves: "Reizen, helpme!" (Bayi Yonglin dismisses this kind of child's little game)

The other side.

Yakumo Blue: "Purple-sama, the spread of the rain is getting bigger and bigger. Isn't it ......"

Purple (shaking the small fan) and waving his hand: "Don't worry, go and call Reimu in place." ”

Marisa: "Arana card! ”

Reimu: "...... (not motivated)"

A group of people team up to prepare to open the Purple Cloud Mutation Dungeon.

With a three-second countdown, the Purple Cloud Mutation Replica is about to open. Three, two, one.

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The Purple Cloud Mutation Dungeon is opened, and each group of players is in place.

The first to find the culprit is Hakurei Reimu, and when Reimu finds Shijin, Shima is blowing a cool wind by the Lake of Mist.

"Who's coming?" Zi Zhen felt that there was someone behind him, and he didn't even look back to ask, while squinting his eyes and continuing to enjoy the breeze.

"You know...... Boli (chengguan)? A cold voice sounded behind him.

Zi Zhen looked back and saw that it was the red and white witch costume, the eye-catching armpit dress, the big bow, the captain of the Fantasy Township City Management Brigade, and the Hakuri Reimu.

Zi Zhen still squinted his eyes: "Bo Li? I don't know what to say. ”

"I don't know what to call ...... If you don't like it, get out! Reimu was in a very bad mood today, and she didn't give Zi Zhen a good face at all, and said with a serious face: "Quickly call your adults to show up, do you know that the organic pigment content in the purple rain outside has seriously exceeded the standard!" ”

"Hah...... Want me to undo the Purple Cloud Mutation? Of course you can ......" As he spoke, Zi Zhen's figure shook suddenly, disappearing in place as if a wisp of smoke had been dispersed. Reimu felt a chill in his ears and the breath of a person's breath, "Reimu Ou pinch-chan, you have to defeat our family first." ”

Swish! At the moment when the seven-colored long bridge was about to be erected, Reimu felt the imminent crisis, and the powerful reflexes innervated Reimu to quickly retreat and distance more than a dozen from his original position.

The colorful long bridge-shaped barrage collided with the ground with the most intimate collision because of Reimu's dodge, and it made a loud noise, setting off patches of green and yellow patches.

"Why give up on treatment! (Why not give up the treatment!) Hakurei Reimu held the imperial coin in his left hand and the talisman paper in his right hand and said angrily to Yakumo Shishi, who was standing not far from him and was smiling evilly.

"Because I'm on radiotherapy! (In radiotherapy!) After Zi Zhen casually answered the non-nutritious question of the captain of Gensokyo City Management Brigade, Hakuri Reimu, he raised his right hand, his fingers trembled, and then dozens of colorful barrages had left his fingertips, forming a huge encirclement to surround Reimu.

And seeing this, Reimu is also an unceremonious dream seal to fight back against the past. The bursting barrage is intertwined and wrong, kicking off another barrage battle in Gensokyo, which has been peaceful for a long time!

When Zi Zhen and Reimu were fighting, a voice came from the sky that gave Zi Zhen a headache.

"Reimu, I'm here to help you, da☆ze."

Black and white ride a broomstick to join the barrage battle. Zi Zhen felt a little tired.

"Count me as one!" A white-haired girl joined the battle with a raging flame, and Zi Zhen felt that her body was out of strength.

"Sister Hong and so on!" There is a girl with long black straight hair who joins the barrage battle. Zizhen gritted her teeth and insisted.

"Princess, wait for me, oops!" The purple-haired rabbit accidentally planted a heel and then launched a frenzy to join the battle.

Facing the eyes of a group of girls. Zi Zhen inexplicably remembered "Tiger Eye".

Zi Zhen finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Damn! You gang fight! You bunch of women bullying me as a kid! Despise! The folks at the Children's Protection Society won't let you go! The Law on the Protection of Minors will avenge me! I despise you! No way! Also sneak attack! Despise! ”

If it is in the outside world, a seven- or eight-year-old child with great power like Zizhen is undoubtedly the most terrifying creature, because they have infinite curiosity, the courage to die without repentance, countless pranks and ...... "Law on the Protection of Minors"!

This is Gensokyo, where did the "Law on the Protection of Minors" come from!

So...... Luckily, this is Gensokyo!

When Zi Zhen spoke, a flame of an immortal bird grazed Zi Zhen's head, and Zi Zhen became angry, "Don't think that I can be bullied if there are many of you, what I am best at is group fighting!" ”

After speaking, Zi Zhen's body turned, and a total of seven Zi Zhen were divided.

Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple! Seven Zizhen various barrages, this time it's 7 vs 5. The red one deals with the red girl, the orange one deals with Kaguyahime, the green one deals with the red-eyed rabbit Rezusen, and the yellow one competes with Marisa, and the blue and purple purple Zi Zhen three besiege Reimu one!

When the doppelganger got Marisa respectively, and Fujiwara Meihong and Kaguya Hime fought (same) into (returned) to level (in) hand (end). Reimu also began to take Zizhen's attack seriously. The spell containing the girl's pure and powerful spiritual power flew all over the sky, almost enveloping the sky as if it were impenetrable.

Zi Zhen raised his hands and quickly set up the [Quadruple Enchantment].

Boom!! The enchantment of the huge explosion shook and crumbled. But after the Big Bang lasted for a while, the enchantment finally blocked most of the damage.

When Zi was really glad that she had escaped Reimu's skill, golden light suddenly lit up under her feet.

"What is this!?"

When Zi Zhen reflected, her feet were already bound by charms. No matter how much he struggled, Zi Zhen found that he couldn't get out of this strange formation on the soles of his feet.

"Oh, I've finally caught it. You know it! Reimu's voice sounded without a hint of emotion.

Eight Directions Ghost Binding Array!

The chengguan law enforcement song sounded, and when the chengguan law enforcement song sounded, you had already lost!

"You are in Gensokyo, do your family know? In the future, please abide by the rules and discipline and be a good villager. Don't trouble me anymore. ”

"Damn!"

Bilibili...... Once again, all the eyes of Zi Zhen's body bloomed like flowers, and countless strange eyes stared at Reimu at the same time.

"Ahh

However, before those eyes could do their job, a huge yin-yang jade flew out of Reimu's palm, right in Zizhen's chest.

Boom!!

After a brief silence, Zi Zhen showed a look of disbelief and was blown away, and after a few rolls in the sky, she fell to the grass, and her hands and feet were weakened by Reimu.

"You've lost, Zi Zhen. Hurry up and hand over the antidote. ”

“…… Antidote? What antidote? "Zi Zhen finally took a few breaths, and was confused by Reimu's question.

"Don't play stupid, many people in the world are seriously ill after eating those vegetables and fruits that have been dyed purple by the rain! Isn't it because you made the rain poisonous!? Fujiwara said angrily. If it weren't for that, she wouldn't have come here for a shot.

“…… No, I think it's just that the resistance of those people's bodies is a little worse, and I guess it's just a simple stomach. ”

"But you rain ......"

"The rain is still ordinary rain. It's just that the color has changed. But it doesn't matter if you eat it, because those purple colors are just pure natural pigments extracted from flowers. Contains no chemicals! Their illness has nothing to do with the rain I caused...... I'm just making a change, not trying to kill people. Purple Truth said.

Mei Hong had nothing to say.

At first, everyone misunderstood that the rain was poisonous.

"By the way, why didn't you go to Aunt Bayi Yonglin to see a doctor in the first place?" Zi Zhen asked.

The scene was immediately a deathly silence.

Zi Zhen shouted with a wonderful face: "Didn't you think of it at first!! ”

…… They didn't even think about it!!

"Uh...... Isn't it usually the first thing that should be resolved after the anomaly should be resolved? da☆ze！ ”

"............" Zizhen was speechless.

It seems that in Gensokyo, the office model that should first solve the abnormal change and then eliminate the negative impact has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

That's the problem with the system.

After everyone left, in the shadows behind Zi Zhen, a young man in a red and black uniform came out and asked Zi Zhen in a surprised tone, "Why did you deliberately lose to them?" ”

"I'm a little numb to winning all the time...... I want to try the feeling of losing to clear myself up. Purple Truth said as a matter of course.

"I'll just say it...... "Crazy Seven was not angry, "You have even killed the creation gods of several other worlds, how can you not deal with these girls?" Your current strength should be invincible in Gensokyo. ”

"Haha, not necessarily. There are a lot of monsters hidden in the snow in Gensokyo.,Not to mention the dragon god.,Wind and the like of Yuxiang I'm barely able to save my life now.。 After all, the strength of the God Fighting Battles in different worlds is also very different. Even the stupid bird in Lingwu Lukong in Gensokyo is a three-legged golden crow, Qi Lunuo's 9 is the strongest in Gensokyo, and if Hong Meiling is blackened, it will be the existence of the dragon god himself to seal it back then...... So Gensokyo or something doesn't have common sense at all. ”

As he spoke, Zi Zhen said to the void space around him: "Mom, don't hide it if you've been here for so long. ”

"Yalear...... was discovered. A gap wearing a bow with a bad taste suddenly appeared in front of Zi Zhen, and the lazy and noble Yakumo Zi held a fan in his hand, and slowly walked out of the gap, smiling at Zi Zhen slightly, and stretched out his hand to gently stroke Zi Zhen's head. Xiao Zhen, how many times have I told you before, don't die in Reimu. “

"Mom......" Zi Zhen walked over and hugged Yakumo Zi's thighs, and said with an unhappy face: "I was beaten so badly by Reimu Ou pinching sauce, you didn't come out to help me at that time." Am I not a piece of meat that fell from you? ”

Zi shook the small fan lightly and said with a look of seeing through the red dust: "It's all about me losing weight." ”

Zi Zhen: "............"

Who said that only mothers are good in the world...... You come over to me, and I promise to leave you a little HP.