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"It hurts...... Ahler? Where is this? Why am I here? Uh, noosh...... My head hurts. Youmeng sat up, but found that the back of his head ached.

"Ahh On one side, Zi Zhen sat cross-legged on the floor.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Don't you remember? You and Pad got into a fight over a piece of fried tofu, and in the end, the two of you both lost, and then the fried tofu was bought for Lan Da. "What Zi Zhen said is called a concise and to the point. It's good to be able to generalize.

Youmeng covered his head, although his head still hurt very much, but the memory was still not missing, and after a while, the kung fu Youmeng remembered.

This morning, Lord Yuyuko of the White Jade Building suddenly wanted to eat fried tofu on a whim. Then the demon dream was naturally prepared to go out to buy, and coincidentally, he met one of the three major hooligans of the Red Devil Pavilion's Gensokyo at the place where he sold fried tofu Sixteen Nights Sakuya (the three major hooligans of Gensokyo, Bai Xiao'an assessed: No discipline Bo Li Reimu, this person's biggest weakness is to regard money as life and be greedy for small gains. It is recommended to use the skill of Scattering Money to target her weaknesses when dealing with her. Harem King Fog Rain Marisa, this person's biggest advantage is that there are many harems, but the biggest weakness is that he is afraid of the harem catching fire! It is advisable to focus on provoking Pache and Alice when dealing with this person! There is also a young girl who controls sixteen nights of Sakuya! This person's biggest weakness is the various cute poses of the young girl Remilia. However, how many times will there be a lot of bleeding because of the various cuteness of the simulation.,It is recommended that when you are an enemy of this person, you can lift Leimi's safety pants at a critical moment! When the time comes, Sixteen Nights Sakuya will die of excessive bleeding. Remilia Scarlet, the owner of the Red Devil Pavilion, actually wanted to eat fried tofu on a whim on the same day.

But only one piece of fried tofu remains. So the two loyal dogs who were loyal to their owners fought for their respective owners to be able to eat fried tofu and for the last fried tofu...... So it's a very popular incident of violent girls in Gensokyo beating each other on the shoulder.。

"Sword of the World!"

“the_world!”

Cracking sound...... Cracking sound...... And then...... Both girls hung up.

At this time, Lord Lan happened to pass by.

"Yikes! Good luck, the last fried tofu! ”

The Nine-Tails Strategist was smug, while the other two girls lay on their sides.

……

"It seems that Sister Youmeng, you are also exercising. You can lose both sides with the pad. ”

"Then why am I here?" Youmu asked.

"When the Red Devil Pavilion brought Sakiya back, Sister Reimu happened to be passing by."

"Hey, she's so kind?"

Youmu was surprised to say that Reimu was notoriously undisciplined, and he would actually do this kind of thing to help others. Thinking about the demon dream, I am still a little moved. I didn't expect to usually misunderstand the moral character of the Hirori witch.

But Zi Zhen's next sentence immediately shattered the good impression that Youmeng had re-established on Reimu.

"After Reimu Otsu-chan brought you back, she called Aunt Yuyuko...... Uh, Yuyuko's sister wants a ransom. ”

"Huh!?"

"What are you haha, isn't that a matter of course? Sister Yuyuko is an out-and-out foodie, how could she survive without Sister Youmeng. So Sister Reimu took a fancy to this, so she sat on the ground and asked for the price......"

"She's there!" Youmeng felt that his Louguan Sword was already hungry and thirsty!

Zi Zhen calmly glanced at Youmeng and said, "Calm, she was invited by my mother to have tea and talk about life by the way (Reimu: My career has no regrets), so when you woke up, it was with me instead of at Reimu's sister's Hakurei Shrine...... By the way, you're awake by now anyway......" Zi Zhen looked up at the already starry night outside.

"Sister Demon Dream, hurry back to the White Jade Tower. It is estimated that Sister Yuyuko has been waiting for her. ”

"Ah, yes, anyway, I'm going home first today, and I'm going to cook for Yuyuko-sama. What about you? Aren't you going back to Purple-sama? Do you want me to send you? ”

"Okay, okay, no need, I've been living alone near the Lake of Fog lately. I've recently been trying to survive in the wild. Zi Zhen said. You don't know how hard it is for a newborn youkai like me to survive. Like now. In short, Sister Youmeng, hurry home. ”

"Hmm." Youmu nodded. Look up, it's late at night, the bright full moon is hanging high in the sky, from time to time there are a few faint black clouds blocking the faint moonlight, and the forest in the dark night seems more deep and silent.

"There seem to be a lot of youkai gathering around here." Youmu still sat in place and said as she looked at the dark night outside.

“…… Isn't that a matter of course? This road leads straight to the Enchanted Forest. Even in normal daylight, there will be monsters passing by, let alone at night? Youmeng Ou pinched the sauce, your IQ is in a hurry? Zi Zhen tilted her head and looked at Youmeng with a dissatisfied expression, not knowing how she could say such a thing without intelligence.

"That...... Is it my delusion? Young Master Zizhen, why do you use such a disgusted tone towards me? ”

Zi Zhen said, pointing to the wooden house they were in and said, "Do you know how much effort it took me to build this thing?" Please, don't swing your sword in your dreams the next time you have a nightmare! ”

"That ......" Youmeng saw Zi Zhen's angry appearance, and said with some trepidation, "Did I do something when I was unconscious?" ”

"It's not that it's true...... Do you see that iron door? Pretty new, right? Because that's what I just changed! "Zi Zhen still feels that his little shoulders are very sore, although he is a monster, but his strength is no different from ordinary people, I don't know if it's because he hasn't exercised.

"Sorry, sorry! Young Master Zizhen, I will compensate for it next time! Youmeng supported the ground with three fingers and made a big salute.

"Well, I'm looking forward to your compensation, Sister Youmeng. Well, it's getting late, let's go back. Zi Zhen was able to put on a very satisfied and happy look on his face.

"Well, let's talk about the compensation for the next time Young Master Zizhen comes to Baiyulou, let's talk about it in detail, so ...... I'm going to say goodbye today. ”

"Okay, hard work." Zi Zhen waved his hand casually, gave a serious and intricate eviction order, and prepared to go back to the room where he slept to sleep. But...... Youmeng still sat in place like Mount Tai.

One minute.

Two minutes.

Three-minute ......

"That...... Yuyuko-sama obviously won't gain weight after eating so much. ”

"What does that have to do with me!! Speaking of the demon dream Ou pinching sauce, you are discussing Aunt Yuyuko behind your back? ”

"Ahh Youmu smiled shallowly, held his brain with one hand and said, "If you don't go home, you'll be angry." Well, goodbye. ”

Zi Zhen looked at her expressionlessly, clasped his hands to his chest and said, "Then why don't you hurry home?" ”

"That's right, I can't go back soon......" Youmeng still sat upright.

"I don't know when Aunt Yuyuko eats dinner, but it's late now. So the demon dream Ou pinched the sauce ......"

"Before, as a punishment for stealing food, I changed Yuyuko-sama's six meals a day to five meals a day, and Yuyuko-sama ignored me for five days after that." As he spoke, Demon Dream lowered his head in some frustration,

"I thought it was my fault, and I almost cried."

“…… Ha? "Zizhen doesn't understand the situation, forget it, if you don't understand, you won't understand." The food cooked by Sister Youmeng is still delicious, so I'll go eat it next time. ”

"Thank you very much, Young Master Zizhen, for your compliment...... But if you come, I won't have time to rest. Forget it. ”

Zi Zhen's little face twitched, hey...... Do you want to say it so directly?

"Forget it, next time I'll find a demon dream sister, you have time to come. When the time comes, you can prepare something delicious for me. But then again......" Zi Zhen looked at the soul demon dream who still didn't mean to leave at all and said, "If you don't go back now, how long are you going to make Aunt Yuyuko wait?" It's because you're procrastinating like this that you're looked down upon from the bottom of my heart by that silver-haired, perfect and dashing maid. ”

"It's, it's so rude! I'm also working hard! Youmeng said with some blushing and annoyance.

"Then let's go back. I want to sleep now. Zi Zhen said and yawned.

"Hmm...... Well, I'm home. Leave. ”

"Fortunately, be careful on the road." After speaking.

Half-human and half-spirit, the two people of the small realm demon looked at each other again.

"That...... What did Young Master Zizhen eat tonight? ”

"Hey!" Zi Zhen really broke down a little. "You! Why don't you leave! Why don't you leave! ”

"Because it's night...... It's a terrible mouth. "Demon dreams are teary-eyed. qaq……

"Who cares about you. You've slept with me for so long! It's all your own fault! ”

"That...... Young Master Zizhen, please, let me stay with you tonight, okay? ”

"What are you talking about!? Please, I only have one bed here! ”

"Young Master Zizhen is still a child. I can sleep with you in my arms. Besides, Young Master Zizhen, you will definitely be scared when you sleep alone at night. ”

"You're a child! I've been sleeping alone since I was five years old! And...... Isn't Aunt Yuyuko still waiting for you to come home and cook!? ”

"This, this ......" Youmeng's face was full of sweat, and he said in a hurry: "This, that...... Lady Zizhen is a child. As long as it is said that it is to take care of Young Master Zizhen here, even Lord Yuyuko will understand. ”

“…… Are you provoking my age!? "Zi Zhen is really a little angry at this time. You can say he's not tall (growing up), or you can say he's not eyesighted (born glaucoma), but you can't dwell on his age. It is common sense that boys always like to report their age a few years older, and girls always like to report their age a few years younger.

"But I think even then, Yuyuko-sama will be a little angry. So......" Youmeng suddenly folded his hands in front of Zi Zhen and said with sincere feelings: "Please, Young Master Zi Zhen, come with me tomorrow to apologize to Lord Yuyuko." ”

"I don't understand what you mean! This is obviously your own business, why do you want to drag me into the water! "Zi Zhenqi is trembling all over.

"Big husband's! Young Master Zizhen, if you're afraid, I'll go with you tomorrow!" Well, well, that's okay, right? ”

"Okay...... That's weird! Even if you say how you're selling cuteness in this tone, don't get involved with me! ”

Just when Zi Zhen's anger was about to set off a storm, I saw that at this moment, Youmeng was like a weak girl, with tears on her face, and I really saw pity and said: "Please, Young Master Zizhen...... That one...... I'm more afraid of the night road than Yuyuko-sama's anger......"

If it was a teenager standing here, he would definitely pat his chest without saying a word and say, "Big husband, Youmeng-chan." I'll send you home! ”

It's a pity that Zi Zhen is just a bear child who doesn't understand the amorous feelings.

I saw Zi Zhen look at Youmeng with a puzzled face and said, "I really don't understand." Obviously, Aunt Youyouzi is a ghost, are you still afraid of walking at night after staying in Baiyulou for so long? ”

"That...... The night road is more terrible than the ghost. Demon Dream said. Probably because I was afraid that the secret of the night road would be known by children, so my face was red all the time.

Zi really got it...... It turns out that the strong psychological effect is really more terrifying than the demons and monsters.

"Forget it, everything is fine, go back quickly."

"I'm not going back!"

"What are you talking about! Now is not the time for you to lose your temper! ”

"This—so be it. Tonight's dinner is very delicious, Young Master Zizhen will come to Baiyulou for dinner. ”

"I've eaten good felling!" Zi Zhen was really defeated by Youmeng.

"But Young Master Zizhen, didn't you say that you came back to Baiyulou for dinner?" Youmu argues with reason.

"That's later!" Zi Zhen roared. "I'm already well fed. I don't want to eat anymore today! You must know that not everything in this world can be eaten! ”

"I don't remember you saying that!"

"Nonsense! It's like if you get a new pair of lace panties, will you still be talking to people all over the street? ”

"In short, Young Master Zizhen, let's go to the White Jade Tower now! It's just that I have to go back now, so let's go together," Youmeng said with an expression on his face that was about to cry.

Purple True ...... Although because of the belt in his eyes, he couldn't see the tearful expression of Youmeng Ou Pinching Sauce at all, but from the tone of voice, it was estimated that if he didn't agree, he would probably cry out of Meng'ou Pinching Sauce. (And after crying, he will definitely still be left with a dead face), so it is really difficult for Zizhen not to be entangled now...... Isn't that forcing me!?

………………

From time to time, there is a forest path where the hissing of monsters can be heard. Zi Zhen walked in front with a weak face, and the demon dream in the back was embarrassed to follow behind Zi Zhen, a child.

"That...... I'm so sorry, I'll definitely return the favor. ”

"Forget it. We don't need to be so clear...... "Zi Zhen really doesn't have the energy to talk to Youmeng right now. So sleepy...... The biological clock hasn't adjusted yet. I really want to get some sleep now.

"That...... Young Master Zizhen, you seem to be very unhappy......" Youmeng said with anxiety in his heart.

"Youmeng Ou pinch-chan, who do you think this is because of?" Zi Zhen gave her a roll of the eyes.

"Sorry......"

"Really, isn't it your supposed time to take care of me according to my age?" Zi Zhen looked at the demon dream and showed no mercy on his lips. If it weren't for his lack of experience, his poisonous tongue would have been a little stronger.

"Now, Young Master Zizhen, aren't you afraid?" Youmu glanced around Hessen.

Zi Zhen tilted his head...... Is there anything scarier in Gensokyo than Purple Mom and Reimu?

"I won't be afraid."

"Actually, Young Master Zizhen is very scared." Youmeng said with some lack of confidence. "You don't have to be so strong."

"I'm so annoyed! How many times do you want me to say it! I'm not afraid!! Zi Zhen's face was hideous. Jumping up and down in place, "I said what the hell is wrong with you!" What the hell are you trying to say since you just now! Youmu Ou pinch!! ”

"Well...... Youmeng's eyes were not floating, and his face turned red, "What if...... I mean...... That one...... If Young Master Zi Zhen is afraid...... Shall I hold your hand? ”

Zizhen: ".................. No way! That's all you need to do, okay!? ”

"Because I think I'm already scared, I think Young Master Zizhen, you will be scared too."

If Zi Zhen still had a little respect for the swordsman image of Youmeng before, then now...... This image has collapsed!

"So...... Sister Youmeng, are you scared? It's good to be honest, saying that I was scared at first and wanted to hold hands or something. ”

"So, Young Master Zizhen, will you hold hands with me?" Youmeng said with an expectant look on his face.

If Master Wen is here, then within three days, "Fear! The court master of Bai Yulou coerced and ate tender grass by force - Gensokyo, the youngest is too miserable, who is responsible for this human tragedy", this kind of unscrupulous report must be popular all over Gensokyo within a period of time.

"I'm not going to hold hands with you." Zi Zhen said lightly, "Demon Dream Ou Pinching Sauce, as the court master of Bai Yulou, are you more childish than me?" ”

"Sure enough. I knew that Young Master Zizhen, you would definitely refuse. ”

"It's good to understand, anyway, be patient before going to the White Jade Tower."

Smack——!

"Huh!?"

When he came back to his senses, Zi Zhen found that his little hands had been tightly held by Youmeng's two big hands.

"What are you doing! Why are you forcibly holding my hand!? ”

"Won't let go! Never let go! In the dark night, Youmeng held Zizhen's hand tightly and trembled.

"I'm X! Let go! I'm going home! I'm not with you anymore! ”

"Wait! Don't leave me!! ”

Smack——!! This time, Demon Dream directly hugged Zi Zhen tightly.

"Woo woo woo !!" Why is this the case again? Next time, that giant breasts Grim Reaper will be enough!! Hold it so tightly!! Finally poked his head out, Zi Zhen tried to struggle and found that he really couldn't break free! I can only try to calm down the demon dream first: "What is there to be afraid of!" Anything is good! Let go of me!! ”

"Don't!! Don't leave me alone!! ”

"Enough! Don't use such ambiguous sensitive words! I'm not there with you yet! And how desperate you are! It hurts, it hurts!! It's too tight, it's too tight! I can't breathe! Zi Zhen's two hands kept waving in the air, and his chest was stiffened by the two soft things on Youmeng's chest, and he suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't breathe. , Finally, the demon dream finally calmed down, and Zizhen breathed a sigh of relief.

So...... I hate people who are taller than me.

"Urusse! That's all the fault of Young Master Zi Zhen who wants to leave me alone! ”

"Really...... Holding hands or something, Youmeng Ou pinched sauce is really a child. Zi Zhen originally wanted to make a depressed pose, but when she found that she was still being held in her arms by Youmeng, she thought about it and forgot it...... Damn, I can't even make a depressed pose!!

"Uh......h If you hold hands, you won't be separated even if something happens. The tears in the corners of Youmeng's eyes were not wiped away, and he said, "If something happens at that time, I will also protect Young Master Zizhen!" ”

“…… That one...... Your crying expression is really unconvincing, Youmeng Ou pinched the sauce......"

It was already around twelve o'clock in the morning. A breeze blowing from inside the Enchanted Forest. The night was like a black beast devouring everything.

Sand...... Sand...... From time to time, the sound of Suo Suo will also be heard in the ears of the two of them

"Young Master Zizhen, have you heard anything?" Youmu looked around uneasily.

Zi Zhen was still in the arms of Youmeng, and he didn't see anything because he was blocked from sight, so Zi Zhen said very unhappily: "Are you wrong?" Maybe it's a few leaves that fell because of the wind? ”

"Wait! Don't talk so loudly. It seems that something is about to appear. Youmeng looked around vigilantly, and at the same time took out his right hand holding Zizhen, and had quietly held the Louguan Sword behind him.

"What's so scary? Youmeng Ou pinch-chan, aren't you known as Gensokyo, there's nothing you can't cut off? ”

"But it's just two of us, and I can't guarantee that I'll be able to protect you."

"......" Zi Zhen felt that he was really unhappy to be looked down upon by a mere demon dream......

Rustling......!!

"Did something move just now?" Even if his heart is as firm as a demon dream, he can't help but feel a shadow of fear in his heart.

"I think it's just your suspicions." Zi Zhen is still as calm as ever. But Zi Zhen's heart suddenly jumped, and he hurriedly said to Youmeng: "By the way, Sister Youmeng, if you're scared later, don't throw me out!" ”

"No, it won't! Bet on the name of the White Jade Pavilion Master, I will definitely not leave Young Master Zizhen...... Hey, my neck is cold. Youmu casually turned around and saw a pale face hanging upside down.

"Demon ...... Dream...... I...... Belly...... Child...... Hungry...... ......"

"Ahhh!!hhh Ghosts!!!!! ”

Empty ——! Bang dang——!!

Then Zi Zhen was thrown out by Youmeng as a human cannonball, and then Youmeng cried without looking back, "Don't come here!!! Yuyuko-sama ahhhhh With a sorrowful roar, he ran three steps and stumbled away in the direction of Zizhen's cabin.

The woods just now.

Zi Zhen's eyes were mosquito coils, and he asked Aunt Yuyuko, who was smashed on the head by herself, and said, "That...... Aunt Yuyuko? Why can't you just come out a little more normally? ”

“…… Because the youmu who was scared to cry was cute. Yuyuko also has mosquito eyes.

No way...... For this reason......

Zi Zhen fainted directly after hearing this.