Zi Zhen and Bai Xiao'an began to learn immortal arts, and Zi Zhen decided to practice the demon body and immortal spells together, so Bai Xiao'an threw Zi Zhen a book of cultivation secrets. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

But Zi Zhen can't understand it at all!! In desperation, Zi Zhen can cure and take the cheats to ask his mother Yakumo Zi for advice.,After all, my mother is also a beautiful girl who has lived for 17 (I don't know how many 0s in the back),The amount of knowledge about these aspects should always be more than yourself.。

So after finding Yakumo Zi, after listening to Zi Zhen's request, Yakumo Zi smiled, thinking that he could finally show his IQ in front of his son, so he took Zi Zhen's cheats. The first page at the beginning is the Tao Te Ching and the Nanhua Sutra......

Purple Mom: "......"

Take a hard look at it. Question 1:

The first sentence of the Tao Te Ching: The Tao is very Taoist. The name can be called very famous. What is the meaning?

I'm rubbing! This is really a cultivation cheat, not a classical Chinese translation exam question!?

Yakumo Zi skips directly, usually uses demon power to communicate directly with any race, how can I have time to learn **** Chinese!

Page II.

"Nanhua Sutra" cloud: things are nothing more than other things, nothing more than self-seeing, self-knowing, then knowing, so it is said that they are yes and because they are the other is the saying that the other is the party's life, and although the party is born, the party is dead, the party is born, the party is not the party, the party cannot be the cause, the cause is not the cause, the cause is not the cause. It is because the saint can't help but shine on the sky, because it is. Yes and there is also that. The other is also no, and the other is no. If there is a fruit, it is a fruit, and there is no other, it is a place, and it is the path of the Tao. The pivot begins with its ring, which corresponds to infinity, which is also an infinity, and is not an infinity...... What do you mean! (Copying Chinese can really mix the number of words...... ）

Yakumo Zi threw the book directly to the ground and stepped on it hard!

What the hell is this meowing!! Bullying me for not knowing Chinese, right! Bullying me for not learning classical Chinese, right!!

Looking at Zi Ma's crazy figure over there, Zi Zhen silently picked up the cheats and went back to find the master.

"Master, your cheats are so difficult to understand, my mother is crazy......"

"What about you?"

"I found that I could understand each of those Chinese characters when I took them apart, but when I put them together, they were the only ones who knew me."

Bai Xiaoan listened to Zi Zhen's complaints, and smiled faintly: "This is good, at least you still know the words, like some monsters don't even recognize the words!" After a pause, Bai Xiaoan said again: "How many basic characters are there in Japanese?" ”

Zi Zhen searched for a moment and replied, "Fifty syllables, forty-seven hiragana, forty-seven katakana." ”

Bai Xiaoan took a sip of water and said, yes, you have a much higher IQ than most people in the world who can only use 26 letters.

Zi Zhenban was slightly excited, and asked Bai Xiao'an: "Master, how many basic words do you have in Mandarin Chinese?" ”

Bai Xiaoan calmly searched and said, "Eighty-five thousand." ”

Zi Zhen silently took a sip of water......

Bai Xiaoan sighed and said to Zi Zhen, "Apprentice, come here." ”

Zi Zhen walked in front of Bai Xiao'an, so Bai Xiao'an immediately hit Zi Zhen on the head three times.

"Huh?" Zi Zhen suddenly found that he had something in his head, and the smart Zi Zhen immediately understood that this was the immortal cultivation method, but he still asked strangely: "Master, didn't you get the method into my brain at the beginning, and I will find someone to translate it." ”

Bai Xiaoan said earnestly: "I just want to see if you are really stupid enough not to come to me for help from a big living person, and you have to be stupid to find a translator yourself." At the moment, you're barely smart. ”

Zizhen: "Nima." ”

……

Today, there is still nothing going on in the Lost House.

Yakumo Purple still peeps at all the girls in Gensokyo every day, plus she is lazy to sleep all day and doesn't go out of the door, Yakumo Blue is still doing her own job as a wife, buying vegetables, washing clothes, and repairing the big enchantment of Gensokyo. And Orange and Zizhen are constantly playing barrage every day, making bear children crazy. Orange, as a young lady, has to watch Zi Zhen so that this child will not die casually.

Another full day passed.

When it was time for dinner, Yakumo Purple came out of his room yawning, wearing pajamas and disheveled, and Orange Meow lying on the round table with a burning face, which shows that it is not an easy job to see Zizhen, a bear child. And Zi Zhen was sitting on the side at this time watching the cartoon "New Sister Demon King" on TV......

Yakumo Lan is in the kitchen preparing dinner for tonight. In addition to the various stews, there are two live fish to be processed tonight.

"Ah...... Blue, what's to eat tonight? ”

While Lan was still preparing dinner, the disheveled Yakumo Murasaki yawned and opened the paper door and walked in.

"Purple-sama, eat stew and fish tonight. By the way......" Lan turned around and asked, "Lord Zi, do you want to eat fish tonight steamed or braised one?" ”

"Hmm......" Yakumo Murasaki, who didn't seem to have woken up yet, thought for a while and then replied, "Steam." Eating too strong a taste is not good for the sense of taste. ”

"Understood." After Lan finished speaking, he turned around and went to work on dinner.

Yakumo scratched her somewhat messy blonde hair, and then sat down without the demeanor of a sage, feeling as if she was bored with nothing to do, and looked around in a daze...... found that Zi Zhen had been staring at herself.

Seeing that Xiao Zizhen had been staring at herself motionless, Yakumo Zi unconsciously took out a small mirror and looked at it. The skin is delicate, the hair is soft, the blonde is beautiful, perfect, and she really deserves to be a seventeen-year-old beautiful girl. Yakumo Zi was slightly intoxicated.

Putting down the mirror, Yakumo Zi stared at Xiao Zizhen and asked, "Xiao Zhen, what have you been staring at Ma Ma?" Is there anything on Ma Ma's face? ”

Zi Zhen looked at his mother, then at the two live fish in the basin with water in the kitchen and said, "Ma Ma ......"

"Huh? What the? ”

"Mom, don't you think those two fish are cute?"

"Huh?" Yakumo was stunned for a moment.

"Those two fish are very cute......," Zi Zhen said with some pity, "but Ma Ma said that you want to eat steamed fish, and they will be eaten in a while......"

Looking at Zi Zhen's sad and unhappy expression, Yakumo Zi immediately felt a sense of distress, and hurriedly comforted her baby: "Baby, is it okay if Ma Ma doesn't eat steamed fish?" ”

"Really?" Zi Zhen's whole person suddenly became much happier.

"Really, really." Yakumo nodded repeatedly.

"Great, Ma Ma I love you." Zi Zhen said and jumped up and invited Yakumo Zi, then turned around and ran towards the kitchen, shouting as he ran: "Lan Da Lan Da!" Ma Ma doesn't eat steamed fish anymore. I'm going to eat braised fish! ”

Next Olympics!

Yakumo suddenly felt that her feelings had been deceived.