Forever Pavilion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

On this day, the Forever Pavilion seemed to be much more lively than usual, and I don't know what was going on, but there have been more and more patients coming to the Forever Pavilion recently. Most of them were minor injuries, but for some reason, the number of injuries who received various traumas inexplicably increased during this period.

I was walking on the road and suddenly fell into the sewer because the manhole cover was stolen. There is also a tram that walks down the street and suddenly doesn't know where it flies out of the track, running over the victim (a certain sage said that she really didn't do it)

But no matter how lively the Forever Pavilion is, there is a place that is always full of quiet on Tanabata.

“ko――！”

Kaguyahime looked at the words displayed on the screen with a blank expression. It was the twenty-seventh defeat in his lifetime. Eh, is it twenty-seven? Kaguya grabbed a bag of potato chips beside her, grabbed a handful of them and stuffed them into her mouth to chew. Forget it, I can't remember.

"Hahaha!!! Sister Kaguya-hime, if you're weak, it's impossible for you to win by competing with me for hand speed or something. A blindfolded little Shota in a green outfit with eye patterns on it squealed and laughed. The laughter is very harsh, and people will feel very uncomfortable after listening to it for a long time, even if it is only for a second.

Yakumo Murasaki Shin...... The third doppelganger. Yakumo Purple Shin Green. If it corresponds to joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, this doppelganger corresponds to the mood of happiness.

"You can't be quiet, I don't like your weird laughter at all." Even Kaguyahime couldn't stand the child's weird laugh a little. It's too harsh, and I always feel that the malice is full of people, and I can't sleep because of my head.

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. Hahaha!! In fact, he still unscrupulously broke the tranquility in the Eternal Pavilion, and couldn't stop his strange laughter at all, "But I can't help it, I'm happy in joy, anger and sorrow." Of course, you have to smile every day, and I wish everyone knew about it. Hahahaha!! After a pause, the child said, "And this can better reflect the character of the character, so that everyone will not confuse me with my body, and the most important point is that I can also mix the number of words, hahaha......"

Kaguyahime: "...... What about your ontology? ”

"Rest at home. I did a few big deaths yesterday, and today I don't have enough physical strength, so I let us clones out to play. ”

Zi Zhen, who was talking about green clothes, picked up the handle and said to Kaguyahime again, "Kaguya puppet pinched Sang, how about being played by me again?" ”

"Whatever...... Idle is idle anyway......"

Kaguya brushed her bangs on her forehead, grabbed a gamepad and continued the game.

"By the way, by the way, what happened last night? Your body will be tired and can't get up today, I think you have always been energetic, and you die at least once a day. ”

"Who told you that we are so energetic that we do it once a day"

"Who stole the manhole cover in the world? Who drove Yakumoshi's tram out to play! ”

"We ......"

"So, what the hell happened yesterday?"

"Sister Kaguya-hime, gossip is bad behavior." Zi Zhen (Le) just calmly pressed the handle.

"You won't die if you talk about it." Kaguya muttered.

"Okay. Actually, it's not a big deal. Zi Zhen (Le) thought about it, and said slowly, "Actually, when I went home yesterday, Zi Ma asked where the body was, who is more important between me and Lan Da?" The ontology replied, "You are all important!" Zi Ma asked again, then Lan Da and I both fell into the water, who do you save? The ontology replied, can I save both? Zi Ma said again, you can only choose one! At the end of the ontology, people said unspeakably, Mom, don't make trouble! You and Lan Da are already not small! And then the ontology is tragic......"

Kaguyahime: "...... Beaten again? ”

Zizhen: "Where? Yesterday, I ran for an afternoon, and it took me 30 seconds to run out of the world, and by the way, I climbed the monster mountain that was 1,800 meters high. Tired and lay down......"

Kaguyahime: "......"

“ko――！！”

Just when Kaguya was stunned, Zizhen won again.

"Ah, no more. Lose to you every time. "Kaguya lost twenty-eight times. As long as it's this kind of game similar to The King of Fighters, Zi Zhen can chandelier Kaguya doesn't know why?

"Do you want to play Dota? Let's form a team? "Purple Green proposes.

"It's okay, try to work together." Kaguya took out a computer from a push of clutter behind her. All of a sudden, it was dusty.

Purple Shin Green couldn't help coughing, tears flowed out, and she spoke, "Sister Kaguya-hime, how long can you still use that computer?" ”

"In the past, Meihong was often used when it came, you wait a minute, debug it privately, and it is estimated that it can still be used...... Ah, all right. ”

Kaguya pat the dust off her hands, and the computer screen in front of her played background music to turn on.

"Okay, let's get started." Zi Zhen immediately began to log in to the game.

"It's a little slow." Zizhen clicked the mouse.

"I guess it's because it's been too long to be useful." Kaguya pouted.

"Sister Hong used to use this thing often?" Zi Zhen said.

"Well, that's right, the computer didn't freeze at all at that time."

"Why doesn't Sister Meihong come now?"

"I'm bored." Kaguyahime looked lonely.

"That's not going to work. Isn't your relationship getting worse and worse if it goes on like this? You've got to be cheeky and stick to the guys."

"I've tried to live in the little sister's house with a dead face several times."

"And then?"

"The next day, I was thrown out by Xiaomei Hong with the bed."

"Hahahaha!!"

"What's so funny!" Kaguya looked at Xiao Zizhen viciously as if she was a little ashamed. There is more shame to be ridiculed by such a small child than to be ridiculed by an adult.

"I'm sorry, because I'm the one who occupies the emotions of happiness in the doppelganger—the one who gloats. I can't control it myself. Hahaha!! The green-clothed Shima didn't care about Kaguya's face, and she still laughed.

Thanks to Kaguya's cultivation is much better than before, and the relationship with this child is not bad, so he is not angry. Otherwise, there will be one more drug test subject in the basement that has been parked forever today.

"Sister Kaguya-hime, you're still not thick-skinned enough. Add a little more strength, just like me, to ensure that Sister Meihong chases you every day when she sees you. ”

"What did you do again?"

"On the road that day, I saw Teacher Huiyin and Sister Hong shopping on the street."

"Hmm." Kaguya was a little interested.

Then Teacher Huiyin went to the side to sell things, and Ye Menhong stood not far away and took out a cigarette to smoke, and I rushed over to Ye Menhong and said, Sister, give me ten yuan to buy candy. Mei Hong held a cigarette in her mouth and crossed her hands on her waist: Where did you come from, where did you go back? At that time, I was so angry, and said viciously to Ye Hong, you wait. Then I quickly ran to the back of Teacher Huiyin and lifted my skirt, Sister Hong, Sister Hong, the teacher is blue and white today! ”

"Poofha!!" Kaguya Ji ran the little monkey in her belly, laughing and patting the floor, "I'm laughing to death, I can't do it privately, and then you're chased by Xiaomei Hong for three streets......"

"She doesn't have time to chase me." Zi Zhen rolled her eyes, "When I was running, I only heard Sister Meihong repeating these words, Huiyin, don't be impulsive, listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation, Huiyin, that kid really didn't command!" ”

"Kid, why are you so hanging......" Kaguya Hime squinted at him as she covered her expression with her big sleeves and couldn't help laughing.

Zizhen: "What are you looking at?" ”

Kaguya: "What did I do with you?" ”

Zi Zhen: "No, I just wanted to say, Kaguya-hime pinch-san, can I stay with you for a few more days?" ”

Kaguya said unexpectedly, "What, you want to run away from home?" ”

"No, it's just that I've been banned from watching TV by Ma Ma for the past few days." Zi Zhen continued to hit the mid laner, "Sister Kaguya-hime, you have the most games and anime here, can I stay a few more days?" After saying that, a pair of starry eyes looked at Kaguya-hime.

Kaguya waved his hand: "Whatever......"

"Hooray, Kaguya Sister Saigao!" As he spoke, he jumped and kissed Kaguya's face.

"Tsk, the flesh is numb."

"Eh, don't do that. I don't just have relatives. "Zi Zhen has a 'kiss you can afford you' expression. Then he said as if complaining: "I don't know if I'm having any nerves lately or if I've been here for a few days a month, and I'm always looking for something inexplicable." Originally, I was watching "New Sister Demon King" with relish last night, and Zi's mother suddenly said to me, Xiaozhen, go and help mop the floor. Am I stupid? I'm going to mop the floor. If it's well dragged, Ma Ma will say, well, it's really clean, and you will drag it all in the future. If you don't drag it well, your mother will say again, Xiaozhen, you are too careless, in order to exercise you, the floor will be dragged by you in the future, no matter what, it will be me in the end! So I ignored her. But Zi Ma is not happy. So she saw that I was still watching the new episode.,So she pulled me over and said seriously.,Good baby,You can't watch a vulgar TV show.。 ”

"But this new one is obviously very interesting......"

"Listen baby, you're a youkai who is going to become the new youkai sage. So you have to learn to be cruel, insidious, cunning, and high-IQ that kind of hot-blooded manga and harem manga of the protagonist mode are very unsuitable for you! After a pause, Yakumo Zi said again, "Well, the harem man is still suitable." Well, let's not mention that. ”

Zi Ma continued: "As an intelligent monster sage, you must make the protagonist wail, make the gods tremble, and make the heroine Beiming collapse in despair and finally the whole person is broken, this should be the realm you are pursuing...... Do you understand? ”

Zi Zhen nodded deeply: "Thank you, Ma Ma, I think I already understand very well what it takes to be a good monster sage." “

Yakumo Zi was very pleased to take the fan and fan the wind and said, "That's good." “

"Then I'll go see Lifan now."

Poof!

Yakumo Zi suddenly staggered, raised his head suddenly, gritted his teeth, grabbed Xiao Zizhen's small shoulders and shook them back and forth, and roared, "Why! Why is the baby involved in it! “

Zi Zhen said with a natural face: "Ma Ma, didn't you just say that the protagonist wailed, made the gods tremble, and made the heroine Beiming collapse in despair and finally the whole person was broken...... Isn't this the rhythm of the liban? ”

Yakumo Zi roared madly: "I didn't mean that, I meant ...... You can check out "Death O" or "Rebellious Lu Xxiu". ”

"Is it okay to be a little ****?"

Yakumo Purple orz.

All in all, it's a sad story.

So Zi Zhen was forbidden to watch TV by Zi Ma.

Just when Kaguya was speechless, the paper sliding door on one side was suddenly slammed open, and then a blonde woman quickly walked in and grabbed Zi Zhen (Raku) gloating about that Le. of the ears and said viciously: "You play the game again!" How many times have you said it, you are not allowed to play! What a broken eye! If you dare to play here again, I'll slap you to death! ”

Kaguya couldn't help but complain silently in her heart: This kid's myopia plus glaucoma and continuous tearing seem to be innate!

Zi Zhen, who was being pulled and pulled over there, also had a temper, and I saw him slap off Yakumo Zi's hand that was pulling his ear at once, "Fan me to death!" Come on! As long as the crystal tower is still there, sixty seconds later, it will be a good man again! ”

Kaguya silently covered her eyes......

The scene behind is so cruel that Kaguya really doesn't have the courage to watch the live version of this domestic violence.