Zi is really a little monster, so he is a little unreliable. Of course www.biquge.info there is no reliable one in Gensukyo. At that time, Zizhen was still young, and when he was in school at Huiyin's temple, he would only do the problem of one plus one equals one on the first day of school. And the neighbor's eldest sister, Feng Jianyu of the Sun Flower Field, can already do the difficult problem of 10,000 plus 10,000 equals 20,000. At that time, Zi Zhen looked at Sister Youxiang with envy, she could actually do such a large number of questions! At that time, Zi Zhen's worship of the **** sister was a mess. Seeing Zi Zhen's five bodies that she admired, she proudly patted the shoulder of Zi Zhen, who was quite naïve at that time, and said, "Don't be envious, when you study more in the future, you can learn this kind of difficult topic every day." Just like me, in a few days I'll be doing 100 million plus 100 million equals 200 million. ”

This incident was not until Zizhen was eight years old (eight years old on the outside), and I wanted to die for a while in retrospect......

Because of Yakumo Purple in the Lost House, Zi Zhen's own mother always likes to make jokes about Zi Zhen, and every time it always ends with Yakumo Zi laughing. Just like now, Yakumo Zi hugged Zizhen and talked about the time when she took Zizhen to her good friend Yuyuko for dinner three years ago. That day, a group of people came down to the Westward Demon for a rare picnic dinner. The people who participated included Yakumo Purple Yuyuko, the two big guys of Gensokyo, as well as Yakumo Blue and Yakumo Orange, who also came together to enjoy a rare vacation in Gensokyo on this day, and the soul demon dream was a bit tragic, because she had to prepare the ingredients for the banquet...... As we all know, Yuyuko is a giant foodie, and the scariest things in the world are Zi Ma's stockings, Hua Ma's umbrella and Yuyuko's stomach......

In short, Youmeng alone can't cope with the food of Yuyuko alone, not to mention that she has to cook these foods!! It's a transporter again, and it's a chef who can't be busy at all, and in the end, it's the nine-tailed strategist Yakumo Blue's wife attribute seizure, and she can't stand it, so she takes the initiative to ask for a hand for the Demon Dream Gang.

In short, the banquet is under the joint efforts of Yakumo Lan and Soul Demon Dream, two of the top chefs in Gensokyo (the remaining top chef is Sixteen Rooms Sakuya of the Red Devil Pavilion), Yakumo Purple and Yuyuko, the two big guys, are real drinking and eating and eating and drinking. After eating, the two good friends sat under the westward demon together, both drunk and confused, shoulder to shoulder, back to back with a strong breath called lily, at this time, Yuyuko spewed wine and said: "Huh? Purple? What about Xiao Zhen? Where did he go? ”

As soon as he heard this, Yakumo Zi immediately woke up and hurriedly looked around...... No one!!

Purple was terrified! At that time, Zi Zhen was just a small monster, and his demon power was almost negligible, and because of the bloodline, his body was as fragile as a human body, and he couldn't compare it with the body of an ordinary monster at all. If you accidentally bump into it, it will be fatal! If you accidentally get injured in this place of the underworld...... Zi Ma's heart was immediately pinched! In a hurry, he called out all the blue, orange, and his good friend Yuyuko, and the soul demon dream, and found the missing Zizhen in the entire underworld. The group almost searched the entire underworld and did not find Zi Zhen, Zi was going to be in a hurry at that time, after searching all the places except Bai Yu Lou, the group finally found Zi Zhen in the direction of the kitchen of Bai Yu Lou,

According to Zi Zhen's memories at the time, when they found Zi Zhen in Baiyu Building, Zi Zhen was holding an empty bowl in one hand, and a little finger was stretched out to point to the rice that had been spilled on the ground, and the fierce (sold) god (cute) evil (but) evil (shameful) muttered: "His grandmother's, give you three minutes, run to my bowl quickly, or I will eat you!" ”

Looking at this picture at that time, Zi Ma and her friends were stunned!

Speaking of this, Zi Zhen, who told Zi Zhen about the past, laughed again, but in order to keep her lady, Zi Ma covered the lower half of her laughing face with a fan.

But just because Zi Ma is smiling happily doesn't mean that Zi Zhen will laugh stupidly...... How could he not remember that he had done such a cute thing at the time! So he unceremoniously fought back against his own mother, Yakumo Zi.

"Mom. How did you make Lan Da angry today? ”

As soon as this question came out, Zi Ma's laughter came to an abrupt end.

Looking at Zi Zhen's calm face, Zi finally couldn't help but ask, "How do you know?" ”

Zi Zhen couldn't bear it: "Nonsense! You weren't kicked out by Lan Da, why did you still live in my cabin with a quilt today. I'm not really stupid! ”

Zi Ma quibbled: "Maybe I just want to come and see you because I miss you?" ”

"Come on." Zi Zhen sneered, "You like to sleep the most, and you're most afraid of the cold!" Otherwise, I won't hibernate anymore, and now the snow outside in the winter is five centimeters thick, and you are still running to my cabin that has no heating at this time, what else can it be if you are not kicked out? ”

Purple Mom: "......"

Well, bear children are not scary, bear children who learn logical reasoning are truly scary!

"In other words, Lan Da generally has a good temper, Mom, what did you do this time to be swept out of the house by Lan Da?"

Zi Ma put the quilt on her pancreas, and then the whole person hid in the quilt, and said in a sullen voice: "Don't ask." ”

Zi Zhen continued to gush: "According to my judgment, the situation that can make Lan Da angry is nothing more than when Lan Da cooks a good meal, Mom, you steal snacks and you can't eat, and then you don't listen to Lan Da's persuasion, Lan Da can't bear it." Either Zi Ma, you went over your budget when you took Aunt Yuyuko to the supermarket this time, or ...... Balabala (the following is the case of the thirty-six that has been omitted). Am I right? ”

Purple mother curled up in the bed: "......"

Groove ...... Should this be said to be a mother-son connection?

Even Yakumo Purple herself doesn't know herself so well!

Under Zi Zhen's logical reasoning, Zi finally poked her head out of the quilt and said, "Xiao Zhen...... Don't ask. Would you like instant noodles tonight? Or, can you bear to watch your mom eat instant noodles tonight? ”

When Zi Zhen heard the instant noodles, a distorted look appeared on his face, and he said firmly: "I don't want to!" ”

Yakumo Zi stretched out his hand and pinched Zi Zhen's face and said, "Then listen to Damn, come home with me, and when you see Lan at home, you will hug her thighs and cry hard, if she doesn't forgive me, you must not let go." ”

After Xiao Zizhen heard this, she nodded vigorously: "Oh, I know, but Mom, what are you doing?" ”

After Zi Ma hesitated for a moment, she hugged Zi Zhen and said with a firm face: "I hugged Lan's other thigh and cried......"

Zizhen: "......"