As long as it is a bear child, there will be a black history, and there are countless black histories of Zizhen...... It will be recorded in the diaries of Zi Ma and Yakumo Blue. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info: Since Zi Zhen was born in the Lost House, Zi Zhen's life is destined to be very extraordinary, even if he does a small thing.

For example, when Zi Zhen was two years old, he couldn't say a word, he would simply call the simple words: "Lan Da, Mom, Sister", and read it very vaguely. That day, Mrs. Shenqi of the demon world hugged Zizhen and kissed her a few times, and the two-year-old Zizhen didn't have any adverse reactions, Mrs. Shenqi kissed Zizhen and let the little Zizhen kiss her, and the two-year-old Zhengtai kissed Mrs. Shenqi's face at the instigation of all the female adults around, but Mrs. Shenqi said that the kiss was not loud enough, and she would do it again, so Zizhen kissed her for the second time. Mrs. Shenqi had to inch in, completely ignoring the somewhat unhappy gaze of Yakumo Zi on the side, and hugged Zizhen in her hand tightly and said that it was still not loud enough, and the kid really slapped it directly this time......

Syllable!

Everyone was stunned because of Zizhen's slap, of course, how heavy can a two-year-old child's slap be, it's great that the child has a temper and snaps, and it doesn't hurt very much, but everyone was blinded by Zizhen's move. Later, in the amazed eyes of everyone, Xiao Zizhen, who couldn't even speak clearly, said in a milky voice, and said to Mrs. Shenqi, who was still holding herself: "This echoes!" ”

A bear child is a bear child, and no adult has the slightest way to predict what a bear child will do next.

Because children's thinking circuits are different from adults, bear children's thinking circuits are even different.

Not only that, Yakumo Zi also has a deep understanding of her own cute treasure's thinking circuit, and everyone knows that Zi's mother is going to hibernate...... Even when it's okay, Zi Ma almost doesn't come out of the door, and the second door only needs a gap to peek at the entire Gensokyo, so some ordinary errand work is either handed over to Blue, or handed over to Yakumo Orange, the little cat of the Lost House, and even some hidden dangers about the big enchantment are solved by Yakumo Blue for sale. Zi Ma is the most idle, leisurely sage.

But one day, that year, Zi Zhen was four years old (in appearance) as usual, after Yakumo Lan solved all the trivial things, he took the vegetable basket, Yakumo Lan casually used a few illusions to hide his monster characteristics, ears and nine tails, and then opened a gap, and went to the world to buy ingredients...... This is the daily life of Lan Ma's wife, Zi Ma still wraps herself in the quilt at this time and sleeps on the bed like a ball, which is called a deep It is said that Zi Ma recently wants to have a love affair with the quilt without breaking up......

But at this time, the Zhengtai monster bear child Yakumo Zizhen, who was the first in Gensokyo, walked in with small steps, and woke up Zi Ma with his little hand to wake up Zi Ma and not let her sleep, while nagging: "Mom, you know to sleep at home if you don't go to work all day long, and I will share the money that Lan Ma earned me and Orange, and I will share it to support you......"

After living for about 17 years (I don't know how many zeros there are later), Zi Ma finally understood the feeling of the ancients, 'When that person heard this, he suddenly felt a fishy sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of blood spurted out'!

My heart is so tired, I feel like I won't love anymore......

It was still that night, after dinner, everyone cleaned up and it was time to take a shower and go to bed.

Although Zi Ma is a monster, I still like the feeling of taking a bath, and this habit will not be changed easily.

When Zi Ma finished washing first, the remaining three monsters just squeezed into the bathroom. After that, Zi Zhen went in to take a bath with Kitten Orange and Yakumo Blue. Just when Zi Ma was bored eating melon seeds, Zi Zhen rushed out wrapped in a towel, and the water droplets on his face had not been wiped clean, in short, he seemed to be in a hurry, and asked Zi Ma: "How old are cats and foxes considered adults?" ”

Zi Ma was stunned for a moment on the spot: "Xiao Zhen, why are you asking this?" ”

Zi Zhen's little hand scratched his wet long black hair and said, "When I was taking a bath, Sister Orange and Lan Da looked at me a little wrongly. What are they doing staring at me all the time? ”

Purple Mom: "......"

The most pitiful time is that Zi Zhen can't stand the fact that there is no TV at home, and the monster sage has always used interstitial peeps but Zi Zhen wants to watch anime instead of live broadcasts, so the Yakumo family spent some effort to get the kappa of Yokai Mountain to connect Zi Zhen's cabin to cable TV. But a few days later, due to the thunder outside, the meter of Zizhen's cabin in the Lake of Fog was broken, and he called the Yokai Mountain Kappa Electric Power Bureau: "Hey, my meter's meter is broken." ”

"Okay, we've already made it clear, we'll send someone to fix it in a few days."

After about a month, Zizhen hadn't watched TV for a month, so she couldn't bear to dial the kappa line again: "Hey! My meter turns backwards every day......"

"What! Where is your home!! We'll be right away!! ”

This time, it only took a day, and Zizhen's meter was repaired immediately, and Zizhen just kept 'hehe'.

There is also the most spoofed one, it was a summer, that day there was a fly looking for death always buzzed when Zizhen was sleeping, so that Zizhen was angry, but unfortunately I don't know what happened, that day Zizhen had been shooting, but the shooting was about to go crazy or still photographed, and finally the little cat Yakumo Orange who was napping on the afternoon was also woken up by the noise of Zizhen brand flies, and he held it with both hands, and he actually photographed it. Seeing the fly struggling in the meat ball of Sister Orange's cat's claws, Zi Zhen sneered in his heart: Let you make me take a nap, how can I shoot you to death so easily.

At that time, Zi Zhen also had a twitch in his brain, took a basin of boiling water and poured it...... Don't talk about it, poor orange meow was full of tears that day.