22 bear children

Summer in Gensokyo, the cicadas chirp at this time. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info moxibustion, and the hot light shines so that the land in the world is like an iron plate for barbecue. People walk on the streets of the world, and the heat coming from the soles of their feet makes people smell the smell of barbecue.

This year's summer seems to be even more unbearable than ever.

A certain avenue in the world. In the Taoist temple, hundreds of Taoist priests are in an orderly manner, performing their duties. or alchemy, or cultivating medicinal strains, or recording the heat used in alchemy, material ratio and other data. There are also a few people who meditate and cultivate, hoping to reach the immortal realm of the Great Dao of Immortality. But there are a few exceptions, and the evil immortal Huo Qing'e is one of them.

At this moment, Huo Qing'e was making herself a pot of tea. The spring water is clear and the tea leaves are fragrant. At this time, Qing'e Niangniang couldn't help but raise her head moth slightly, Qiong's nose twitched slightly, and the moth raised her eyebrows, obviously very satisfied with the tea she made today.

"It's really good to use Tianquan water to make tea." Qing'e Niangniang was so satisfied that she lifted the teapot and poured a cup into the cup. Picked up the porcelain cup and put it under his nose again and sniffed it carefully.

"It's really fragrant." After finishing speaking, he was about to put it in his mouth and taste the tea carefully, at this moment.

"! Empress! Big things are wrong! The purple-clothed kid who stole thirty gold pills last time is here again! ”

"Poof!" Huo Qing'e directly took a sip of tea and kicked the Taoist priest who flew open the door, and the Taoist priest was sprayed with a face of tea, but before he could wipe off the tea stalk on his face with his hand, with a snap, the Taoist priest only felt that his feet were hanging in the air, and the whole person had been grabbed by Huo Qing'e by the collar with one hand (Niangniang, your divine arm strength) and said loudly.

"What did you just say? That kid is here again! ”

"Yes, yes. The fifty pills in the Danfang, including the gourd blue pill you practiced last time, were also stolen by that child! ”

"I'm! Wait a minute... You just said that the kid stole the blue pills I refined? ”

"Yes. It's all gone. ”

"Haha!" Huo Qing'e, who was originally blue with anger, suddenly laughed: "Fortunately, he took those blue ones, and let him learn a lesson." Let him know that the things of the evil immortals can't be taken casually! β€œ

At the same time, in a small forest outside the world of Gensokyo, Zi Zhen took a small gourd in his hand, and with a 'snap' sound, after opening the stopper on the mouth of the gourd, Zi Zhen picked up the gourd and poured the pill in a gourd into his hand, and lifted it, and a small blue pill faintly emitted a tempting blue light in Zi Zhen's little hand.

"Wow. Is this the elixir refined by Huo Qing'e? I'll try one first! As he spoke, Zi Zhen opened his mouth and threw the small blue pill in his hand into his mouth.

"Chew...... Chew...... Huh? This taste...... It's like ......" Yakumo Zizhen hadn't finished speaking, but he felt his head bang, as if countless flowers were suddenly released, and in his eyes, all kinds of colors were dazzling...... Zi Zhen's body involuntarily fell into it......

"Double Shuang'er ~ Double Shuang ~ Shuang Shuang Shuang! Five words floated in the sky, and that was nothing. I'll come for a while, and I'll be done in a while! Love yo oh oh ~ love yo oh ~ love yo oh ”

Then Zizhen, the unlucky bear child, kept shaking his head and shaking his head for an afternoon. Afterwards, when Zi Zhen finally returned to normal, he slammed the gourd in his hand to the ground: "Damn!" That evil fairy lady who lacks virtue actually refines ecstasy!! Ouch...... My head ......"

Click......

Saying that, Zi Zhen's neck twisted again, and he shook his head for an afternoon, and if his neck was not sore, there would be a ghost!

"Obasan, who lacks virtue...... I must take revenge! Wait for me! ”

Zi Zhen said, clenching his small fist vigorously.

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―In front of the gate of the Red Devil Pavilion, there is a beautiful Lake of Mist, and in addition to the Red Devil Pavilion, only a small number of innocent goblins occasionally play near the Lake of Mist. Other than that, there are no rest of them here. After all, youkai and humans in general are under the prestige of the Red Devil (although I don't know if there is such a thing...... And the big monster doesn't bother to stir up trouble, so there are no other forces living near the Lake of Mist. …… Except for a recently newly built cabin here. Yakumo's small realm youkai, Yakumo Shima, sat on the floor of this humble cabin. Strictly speaking, Zizhen is not alone. By Zi Zhen's side, there were still these few people around. Yakumo Shima in red clothes, Yakumo Shima in orange clothes...... Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. Seven Purple Truths.

Zizhen's seven-colored rainbow body, seven doppelgangers, although there is a time limit, but the qualification doppelgangers are independent and have their own thoughts, but they can't do without the deity. Moreover, in the period when Zi Zhen was in seven clones, if the seven clones of Jiang could not be killed at the same time, the other clones could be resurrected indefinitely.

But at this time, the seven doppelgangers gathered here at the same time, and they were silent all the time, and the atmosphere was a little weird.

After a while, Zi Zhen in blue clothes spoke, and he said to Zi Zhen in purple clothes: "So, because you stole the pill refined by Huo Qing'e just now, you found out that ecstasy was cheated at that time, right?" ”

Zi Zhen, who was dressed in red on the side, also said with a sad face: "I said it! I was drinking with Aunt Yongyi Wang and Sister Hua Fan just now, and I wanted to show them that I had a good amount of alcohol...... As a result, my head shook involuntarily after just taking a sip! smashed the table again, threw bottles again, and finally almost demolished Aunt Yongyi's house...... Depend on! As a result, the two ghost aunts thought that I couldn't drink enough, because I had been laughed at by them for this matter. ”

Zi Zhen, who was dressed in red, looked at the green clothes with a blue nose and swollen face, and the orange clothes and asked, "What's the matter with you two?" ”

Zi Zhen, who was dressed in green, covered his face and grinned: "Don't mention it, I originally planned to fold a few sunflowers in the outermost part of the sunflower sky and leave...... As a result, he shook his head and summoned the flower mother. When we woke up, we were ...... by Aunt Yuxiang Alas......"

Zi Zhen, who was dressed in red, looked at Zi Zhen, who was in orange clothes covering her knees, and asked, "What about you?" ”

Orange-clad Zi Zhen: "I was playing a barrage game with Flandoro Sauce at the time, and I was also drunk at the time......"

The remaining doppelgangers were more or less affected by the ecstasy taken by the deity......

"This account can't just be settled!" The seven Zizhen clones said decisively at the same time.

"Then we must think of a good way to trick Aunt Huo Qing'e well!" The blue purple really proposed directly.

The remaining few Zi Zhen's clones are also of the same mind. They all began to rack their brains to think about how to get the evil fairy girl.

Then the blue Zi Zhen raised his hand again and proposed, "Why don't we go to the dojo of the Divine Spirit Temple tonight to pretend to be a ghost and scary." ”

Zi Zhen, who was in red clothes, directly knocked a chestnut on the head of Zi Zhen in blue clothes and said, "You are stupid! At that time, all of them were Taoist priests! Is it useful for you to pretend to be a ghost to scare people? Aren't you afraid that when the time comes, which Taoist priests will use all kinds of Taoist fire talismans on us? Have you forgotten that when we went to the Lotus Temple in the middle of the night, we were almost killed by Lian Ma's iron fist? ”

The blue Zi Zhen covered his head and said, "Then you don't have to knock me on the head." We are one, don't you see that I am knocking yourself? ”

Red Zizhen: "......"

Zi Zhen, who had not said a word on the side, said faintly: "Let's just bury a mine in front of their house." Anyway, the evil fairy is not so easy to blow up. ”

The other Zizhen clones nodded at the same time: "Okay!" That's it! ”

So that night the moon was dark and the wind was high. There are few people around...... This is a manifestation of the literary sense, to put it simply, there is no one. Seven sneaky figures, carrying shovels, hoes, and other miscellaneous things, ran to the gate of the dojo of the Temple of the Gods in small steps.

Generally speaking, wearing a black invisibility cloak at night when you can't see the light is the king, and it is taboo to wear bright clothes of various colors in the rainbow to these seven clones, but people are monsters, and they can use some witchcraft to completely hide their body shapes!

The red Zizhen looked out, the blue Zizhen held the shovel, and the rest of the Zizhen clones should do what, and finally dug a suitable huge pit in two hours.

The red and blue Zi Zhen pointed at the rest of the clones, and then a cyan dressed Zi Zhen took a bunch of the latest mines from the kappa, installed various adjustments, and then stood up and jumped out of the pit at once, clapped his hands and said, "Fill the soil." ”

The rest tore up the doppelgangers, picked up the props, and it only took three minutes to fill in the hole.

"Okay, it's basically done now......" Purple Zizhen looked at their masterpiece with satisfaction, but frowned slightly: "It seems that this trace is a little too obvious." Hey, you go make that dirt stronger. ”

The blue purple on the side let out an 'oh' and stepped forward, stomping vigorously on the loose-looking dirt...... Stepped on the ......

The remaining six Zizhen: "............"

Boom Boom !!Boom

A ball of blazing light wore the gate of the temple of the gods until it flew up, and several figures on fire fell down in the middle......

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"He actually stepped on it with his feet! He actually stepped on it with his feet! Zizhen (the deity), who was covered in bandages, waved his little fists angrily, and his whole body was bound by bandages like a small rice dumpling. Zi Zhen didn't expect that his doppelganger could really be so stupid!!

The rabbit-eared girl on the side of the "......" just smiled helplessly...... I really don't know how to comfort this situation, so she can only help Zi Zhen carefully peel an apple and slowly feed it to this little monster. During Zizhen's stay in the Eternal Pavilion, he acted as his personal nanny-like big sister.