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A young man with black bangs covering his left eye and a wicked smile at the corner of his mouth is surrounded by a beautiful silver-haired girl with plump breasts and a thin waist, and the girl is holding the evil boy next to her tightly with both hands, with a happy smile on her face. And next to the boy and girl, a child wearing a purple robe like a Taoist priest sits on a seat in the park, holding a porcelain bowl in one hand and a pair of chopsticks in the other, eating sauerkraut beef noodles in the bowl (beef noodles with a lot of sauerkraut and very little beef) This teenager is naturally the hero of this book (probably) Wuhe Crazy Seven, and the silver-haired girl is Crazy Seven's childhood sweetheart, painted on a moonlit night. And the child in purple on the side is the real male protagonist of this book, Yakumo Zima.

At this time.

Crazy Seven held the silver-haired beautiful girl in one hand and delivered his tirade: "According to the latest research, tongue kissing is very scientific, scientists have found that kissing for ten minutes can pass 80 million bacteria between couples, but this does not mean that it is unhygienic, on the contrary, "sharing" these bacteria can make the kisser build up more bacterial antibodies in the body, enhance the immune system, and be more conducive to physical health. After testing 21 couples, it was found that couples who kissed intimately 9 times a day had a more similar microbiome, were able to fight similar infections and digest similar foods! ”

"Is that why you show affection in front of me?" Zhengtai Zizhen, who was in purple clothes on the side, 'sucked and sucked' the beef noodles in his hand, and then hung up a pair of 'dead fish eyes' (because Zizhen's eyes are a bit of a special problem, he usually wears a pair of eye patches, and Crazy Seven only guessed that Zizhen's eyes at this time should be dead fish eyes by feeling) tilted his head and said to the couple on the side: "Don't you understand the truth that Xiu'en loves to die quickly?" ”

Kurumi just smacked the two ridiculously large G-cup marsmallows that had been placed on the waist of the moon night painting, and the latter showed a flushed expression happily, as if he had lost his strength and leaned his head on the shoulder of the wild seven.

Crazy Seven said triumphantly, "What? You have the ability to beat me. ”

Zi Zhen said expressionlessly: "According to the principle that Xiu'en loves to die quickly, from now on, Sister Moonlight and you will rest their heads on your shoulders every time they show affection, do you know what this means?" “

"Huh? What the? “

"Seven years later, Sister Moonnight Paint died of a neck fracture and died of a neck fracture, and your shoulder was fractured......"

Crazy Seven: "......"

Painted on a moonlit night: "......"

Seeing the obvious unpleasant expressions of the two and their cold gazes, Zi Zhen lowered her head and concentrated on eating noodles - although she didn't pick up a single noodle on her chopsticks.

Looking at Zi Zhen's performance, Crazy Seven said casually: "Hey, your bowl is leaking." ”

"Is there one?" As he spoke, Zi Zhen turned over the bowl in his hand and looked at it carefully......

Fifteen minutes later, Mad Seven and Moon Night still couldn't forget the hateful look in Zi Zhen when he looked at the two of them.

As a result, Crazy Seven and Moonlit Night Painting couldn't help but have a question: "Is this child really stupid or cute?" ”

While the two of them were thinking, Zi Zhen had already cleaned up her clothes. Oil stains can be removed with a few brushes of demonic power. But Zi Zhen was hungry. He hadn't eaten much of that bowl of noodles just now...... It's all in the soup.

"What, do you have any money with you? Some of them lend me a little first, and I will pay you back another day. Zi Zhen said to Mad Seven.

Kurumi touched his pocket - not a penny, and then looked at the bags on the moon night - they were all bought by Kurumi, so he made a helpless expression at Zi Zhen.

Zi Zhen sat depressedly on the side.

"It's really strange, even if you don't have much on you, you won't be down to this point." Crazy Seven didn't have anything to say.

"I ran a little faster today." Zi Zhen said lightly.

"In a hurry?" Kurumi smelled the gossip.

Seeing the gossip expression on Crazy Qi's face that he wanted to ask, Zi Zhen just said indifferently: "Actually, it's nothing ......."

The truth is that that day, Zi Ma and Yuxiang went to the Lost House to fight, the two of them usually have to fight all day, but halfway through that day, they suddenly came back halfway, these two bigwigs didn't expect to see their son Zi Zhen and their own girl **** sitting naked and playing, suddenly Yakumo Zi's child Zi Zhen saw these two Ma Ma come back and said very wittily, Mom, let's play rock-paper-scissors and undress!

Looking at Zi Zhen's innocent expression, Zi Ma said to herself, this kid can become a big thing if he is not in danger! Behind her, Hua Ma sneered on the side......

"And then?" Kuragi Gokawa asked.

"Later, ......," Zi Zhen said with a slight tug of his mouth, "Later, Youxiang Ma chased me with two watermelon knives and chopped for three days and three nights, from the sun flower sky to the white jade building in the underworld!" If I hadn't run out of Gensokyo, I'd still be standing here talking to you! ”

Zi Zhen is really in a very bad mood.

Kurumi felt incredible: "There are so many places in Gensokyo, is there no hiding place for you?" ”

Zi Zhen looked frustrated: "There really isn't." ”

"What about the temple house? If you don't go to school there, can't you just hide? ”

Zi Zhen covered his face: "Don't mention it, once in music class, Teacher Huiyin asked me to sing a song on stage, so I went up and sang a children's song: The little white rabbit is white and white, and the two ears are picked up, and the arteries and veins are cut, and it is so cute to be motionless." Peel off the skin, pull off the veins, and the pink rabbit is happy. Teacher Huiyin has a black line: 'Change a song'. So I sang another song: Two vampires two vampires are in zuo love, in zuo love, both are mothers, and both are loli, it's weird, it's weird. Teacher Huiyin fainted directly, and then Sister Fujiwara Meihong only said to me: Get out of here......"

Crazy Seven: "...... You offended the Immortal Bird and the Red Devil Pavilion in one go, and even if you pay 450, no one will protect you. ”

"Who's to say it isn't." Zizhen looked at the sky at 45 degrees, "When I ran out, I didn't even bring much money from the outside world, I was starving to death!" ”

At this moment, I saw a girl in her twenties holding an ice cream, Zi Zhen was silent for three seconds, and suddenly rushed over to the people and said, "Sister, can you give me a bite...... The girl froze in place. Crazy Seven and Moon Night Painting were stupid at the same time, and then Crazy Seven and Moon Night Painting quickly got up, and the two dragged Zi Zhen's two hands to run away at the same time, who knew that even if Zi Zhen was dragged down, he still said to the big sister again: "It's okay if you don't bite and lick it!!"

It was clear that the boy was already hungry and shattered.