That time, Zi Zhen asked Zi Ma: "Why can whales grow so big, and grass carp are so small?" Zi Ma thought for a while and explained: "Because whales live in the sea, grass carp live in fish ponds, and the sea is much bigger than fish ponds, of course whales grow a lot more than grass carp." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Afterwards, Zi Zhen pulled Zi Ma and begged: "Zi Ma, let's buy a big house, so that I don't have a tall complex."

Purple Mom: "......"

In short, when Zi Zhen didn't know what he had done wrong, Zi Zhen was almost caught and spanked by Zi Zhen's mother, so as soon as he saw that the situation was wrong, Zi Zhen ran away as soon as he opened the gap.

In the human world, a pitch-black gap opened suddenly, and then a small figure jumped out of the gap.

"Oh, there's a wallet!" Not long after jumping out, Zizhen found that she was lucky enough to pick up a wallet on the side of the road, Zizhen opened it and took out a photo, which was a heroic girl with long snow-white hair that hung down to her feet - an immortal bird, Fujiwara Meihong. Next to the white-haired girl is a person Zi Zhen is very familiar with, Teacher Huiyin. It seems that this is a photo of Fujiwara Meihong and Kamishirasawa Huiyin. Maybe it's a whim, maybe it's some special significance, in short, these two old-fashioned guys actually took a group photo together, Zi Zhen thought about it, took out a mobile phone and dialed the customer service number in the world.

It didn't take long for the captain of the world to receive a call from Zizhen. Zi Zhen: "Hey, I just picked up your captain's wallet at the door of KFC, and there are more than 5,000 yuan in it." The officer on duty at the time: "Thank you very much for this enthusiastic child, you don't know that our captain is going crazy because of this, please leave your contact number, we will go to you as soon as possible to pick up the lost property." Zizhen: "No, no, no, I just want to order a song, Da Zhang Wei's song "Bei'er Shuang" to express my current mood. Oh yes! ”

Oh your sister!

After saying that, he hung up!!

"Let's go to the master and have a look." Zi Zhen muttered, opening a gap again......

Bai Xiaoan's side.

Since getting married and having a daughter, Bai Xiao'an has lived together at the foot of Youkai Mountain with his daughter Jian Shan Hina and his daughter Jian Shan An. The shrine where the original shrine where the Hina, who was originally a little dilapidated, was renovated under Bai Xiao'an's renovation...... At least compared to the original dilapidated appearance, the new home has become a lot newer. The family of three began a plain but happy secluded life, but ...... Although Bai Xiao'an and Jianshan Hina don't need to eat much, as a hybrid born from the combination of gods and humans, Bai Xiao'an's daughter Jianshan An still needs to eat like humans. For this reason, Bai Xiaoan still goes to the world from time to time to do some work, and Huang has some daily necessities to ensure life. Bai Xiao'an does nothing more than the following kinds of work, being a security guard or a caravan's bodyguard or something (after all, Bai Xiaoan is also a big Luo Jin Immortal, and his force value is very high), and sometimes he goes to the deep mountains and forests to fight monsters or something, some human beings (for example

Magician) will enjoy these items that can be used as raw materials for magical experiments. There is also something to do, Bai Xiao'an will look for it in the forest by the way, and there are no wild treasures. The pollution-free environment in Gensokyo is more likely to have some spiritual medicinal herbs than the outside world (even the heavily polluted outside world can barely find some elixirs, let alone Gensokyo). For example, on this day, Bai Xiao'an found a very good ginseng tree in the mountains, but when he dug it down with a shovel, he only heard the screams around him, echoing in the mountains and forests, Bai Xiao'an was also shocked, the legend is that the ginseng of Chengjing is invaluable, he quickly put the ginseng into his arms, and ran away without looking back. The whole mountain behind him was in a commotion, and the mountain spirits and ghosts of all sizes in Gensokyo came out of the lair, and Zhang looked around in a panic, shocked: "What about wifi, who poached wifi away from my wifi!" ”

Bai Xiao'an, who was flying far away, listened to the roars of these monsters one after another, and almost fell down.

I grass! When did even Gensokyo's youkai have (such a weird) wifi!! It's not scientific!!

After running for about thirty minutes, Bai Xiao'an climbed a mountain with ginseng in his arms, and when he wanted to rest for a while, suddenly a burst of eastward sounded not far from Bai Xiao'an's side, although the voice was very small, but Bai Xiao'an was a golden immortal, and a little wind and grass could arouse Bai Xiao'an's vigilance He also thought that the monsters just now had discovered his traces, and when he got up and looked up, it was a fox, and there was no demonic spirit on that fox Bai Xiao'an breathed a sigh of relief...... It turned out to be an ordinary fox, thinking of this, Bai Xiao'an couldn't help laughing at himself, nervous, and looked at the fox again, Bai Xiao'an pointed at it on a whim and shouted: Demon! It's not going to show up soon!

The fox was stunned for a moment, and said, "I, I'm the original form."

“……”

As soon as he heard the fox speak, Bai Xiaoan was so frightened that he crawled down the mountain and shouted, "Help!" Youkai! The fox followed

The face also rolled and climbed, shouting as he ran: It's terrible! Wait for me! Where are the youkai?

After about 20 minutes of rolling and climbing, Bai Xiaoan finally felt that something was wrong. It was only after five seconds that Bai Xiaoan suddenly realized, I am a god!! I'm a!

Just when Bai Xiaoan figured out this joint, he had already crossed an extra mountain. The ordinary fox behind him who could only talk didn't know where to go.

At the same time, in the world

Just now, Mei Hong went to the supermarket in the world to buy cigarettes, and when he came out, a seven or eight-year-old child accidentally stepped on Mei Hong, and then the child saw that it was Fujiwara Mei Hong and immediately said sorry, Mei Hong looked at the purple child who was wearing and felt that he was very familiar and very sensible, so he said it was okay, and gave him a piece of candy to eat, and then, and then the bear child was stunned for a moment, and looked at Mei Hong and stepped on Mei Hong!!

Mei Hong was angry at that time, picked up her fist and walked towards the bear child. The bear child was startled, and immediately the wind tightened! Mei Hong is chasing after her......

After finally escaping the flame pursuit of Meihong, Zizhen squatted on a street corner and gasped, looking at the time, it was time to go home after running out of the house for so long, but when I thought of going back now, it was estimated that Ma Ma was still angry, and the master (Ershen Jian Shan Hinata) didn't find his master there, and Zizhen was embarrassed to stay there, so Zizhen hesitated for a long time, gritted his teeth, and risked being discovered by Fujiwara Meihong, sneaked into the world and bought a small gift in the supermarket in the world again, and sent it to Zi Ma after returning home"Ma Ma, you have raised me for so many years, you have worked hard!" As a result, Zi Ma accepted the gift and replied fiercely, "I'm willing, do you care!" Zi Zhen froze instantly.

This is not over, after Zi Ma accepted Zi Zhen's things, her hands and feet grabbed Zi Zhen very quickly, and she grabbed her pants across her knees and spanked her buttocks.

After beating more than twenty times, Lan, who was watching Zi Zhen screaming in pain, finally felt a little unbearable, and said to Zi's mother: "Lord Zi, I've been beating the young master for so long, or ......."

Zi Ma glared at Lan and said angrily, "Who dares to stop me from beating anyone!" ”

Lan immediately changed his words: "No, I mean I've been beating Young Master Zizhen in the same place for so long, why don't you turn him over and beat him again......"

Zi glared at Lan again: "You will pay for the damage to my son head-on!" ”

Blue: "......"