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After the master Bai Xiao'an left, Zi Zhen once again fell into a boring life. Every day, in addition to playing barrage with my sister Hongou pinching sauce during the day, I go to Teacher Huiyin's temple house at noon as an auditor (secretly) to listen to the class, and then torture and kill the goblins at night, and occasionally go back to the Forever Pavilion to get Lingxian's underwear or something,...... But after a long time, it's boring.

Zijin's full name is Yakumo Shijin, and she is the only male youkai in the Lost House, and the only youngest male youkai in Gensokyo at present. Purple Shin's mother is called Yakumo Murasaki. She named Zizhen Yakumo Zizhen, and she also taught Zizhen how to write and recognize her own name, and most importantly, she also taught Zizhen to write a diary.

Zi Zhen once asked why he wrote a diary, it would be too troublesome. Zi Ma said: "If you don't write down some things, it will be like an ethereal dream, and you can't catch it anymore when you wake up." "Zi Zhen thought it was really funny at the time, the memory of the monster is much better than that of a human, how could it be so easy to forget the past? Besides, the life of a youkai is much longer than that of a human, and there is enough time to reminisce about the past.

Zi Zhen only wants Zi Ma to teach herself how to master the power of the realm proficiently, so that Zi Zhen can extend her life infinitely and live forever. Yakumo Zi's mother patted Zi Zhen's head fiercely, and then sighed, "What's so good about being immortal?" ”

Zi Zhen looked at her strangely and said, "Who doesn't want to live?" ”

She just said with a heavy heart: "If you were the only one who lived, you would see that in the end everything in life would eventually leave you, leaving you alone." ”

Zi Zhen is silent, and Zi Ma is also silent.

Zizhen is silent because she is a selfish person. Zi Zhen thinks why should he care about other people, wouldn't it be good if he lived forever? What if they leave me? No, all of them. See, in this world it is illusory and blurry, and it is all blank except for yourself. But this idea can't be told to Yakumo Zi, otherwise Zi Zhen feels that she will be educated well.

Purple Mom was silent because she probably remembered the past and the first generation of Hakurei, when Lumia and the generations of poor Hakurei witches who had been with her and had either died well or not.

As he grows, his demonic power continues to increase, and his lifespan begins to grow. However, Zi Zhen began to get a little tired of this world.

Gensokyo is too small. No, it's only been a few years, and it's just a drop of water in the sea for the long life of a monster, but Zi Zhen is already a little tired of this Gensokyo. So after looking for a while, Zi Zhen sneaked out of Gensokyo. Although the outside world is also colorful, it doesn't give Zizhen much freshness. The only novelty is the weird thrill of seeing a more powerful protagonist in another world, and then playing the protagonist to death by yourself.

But if you play this kind of game too much, you will get tired of it. A life without anything to do is the most boring.

Zi Zhen was depressed, and Zi Zhen only grabbed his hair in a tangled way, so Zi Zhen trotted all the way to the dark basement of the Red Devil Pavilion, and once again opened the door of danger.

"Ah, it's the little brother. Are you playing with Fran again? "In the dark, but not damp basement, the blonde young girl was surprised with a strange and shapeless toy in her arms.

"Ah, that's right, Fran Ou pinched the sauce......" Zi Zhen smiled happily as she looked at the ruined girl in front of her who exuded politeness and was full of blood-colored fantasies, "Let's love and kill each other." ”

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When Zi Zhen turned around, Zi Zhen found that the scenery around her was shaky. It feels like the world is shaking.

"Huh?"

Shijin struggled to sit up, and then he finally found out why it was shaking. I'm sitting in a small boat. There was only one boatman on this ship, besides himself. A woman with red hair in a double ponytail.

In other words, this woman is dressed as a boat lady, very boldly rolled up her sleeves, and the image of **** is slightly exposed. It's like a big sister with a bold department. But it also gives people a very confused and cute feeling.

"Huh? Are you awake? The woman turned her head and looked at Zi Zhen and said. Zi Zhen found that this Ou pinch-chan is more 'breast' than her mother!

“…… Ou pinch-chan, where is this? When he saw a huge scythe beside this woman, Zi Zhen suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Here." The girl just wrapped her long hair around with a little distress, and showed a kind smile at Zi Zhen, "Little brother, I said it, don't be afraid." ”

“…… Well. Zi Zhen responded, although he said so, but the uneasiness in his heart deepened.

"This is the Santu River."

Click...... Zi Zhen seemed to hear the sound of a string breaking in his head.

Zi Zhen jumped up violently and roared: "Damn! Do you know who my mom is!! How dare you come and hook my soul! ”

"No, it's not! You got here by yourself, so I didn't hook your soul. ”

The giant breasted god of death waved his hand again and again, and Zi Zhen was stunned for a moment, stretched out his little hand, and stretched out a finger.

Click......

A finger dug into his brain, stirring and stirring and stirring...... Suddenly, there was a pause in the fingers.

"I remember......" Zi Zhen's face turned pale.

The last memory of being alive is the intense scene of Levatin running through him.

I'll it, this time it's off......

It's a bad feeling to be stabbed to death by Flandoro's sword!!

"Alright, let's cross the river first. It's okay to get past it. ”

Looking at the person who brought himself here, Onozuka Komachi. Zi Zhen immediately shook his head like a rattle.

"No, I can't. Ou pinch-chan, I won't go over to kill me. ”

Just kidding, this side of the Santu River is the territory of Princess Mononoke Sekyuki Temple Yuyuko (this is the territory of her aunt, of course Zi Zhen is not afraid), and the other side is the jurisdiction of Shikihime, who claims to be impartial and selfless. Can you be resurrected as a dead youkai across the river? It is estimated that it will be directly judged to be reincarnated! I haven't lived enough in my life! How can you go to reincarnation!

"Don't worry, Lord Shiki-sama won't do anything to you." Komachi smiled like a blooming flower on the other side, pulling Shijin to go to the other side.

"No—if you fall into the hands of that Hades, you'll die!" Zi Zhen desperately wanted to run in the opposite direction, but Zi Zhen's combat power was completely no match for the ferryman of the River Styx, who had only his body and soul left. Soon they were pulled onto the canoe.

"Damn it!" As soon as Zi Zhen gritted his teeth, he performed one of the bear children's general tricks: the bear child's pounce! Knocked down Onozuka Komachi.

Burst......

Damn it......

According to the original plan, he should have pounced directly in front of Onozuka Komachi, and then gave him a look in front of her, and then he could escape.

But......

It's too short!

Is it said that Lumia's height is one meter five?

It is said that Chiluno is at 1 in height. 314――1。 451 meters.

And Zi Zhen is currently known as the shortest Shota in Gensokyo......

Zi Zhen is ...... tall Forget it, don't mention it, it's just sad to mention it.

So, because of the height problem, Zi Zhen just jumped into the snow-white big breasts of Onozuka Komachi, which are as majestic as mountain peaks.

Poof...... Then Zi Zhen was hugged tightly by Onozuka Komachi. This was to prevent Shishin from continuing to make noise on the ship, but it was clear that Onozuka had forgotten how lethal his chest was to any male creature.

"Well, stop making trouble. Penis. Onozuka Komachi hugged Shima tightly while stroking Shijin's head with one free hand.

"Woo...... Woowoo!! Zi Zhen's hands kept struggling.

"Oh, it's all said, don't make any more trouble. Shiki-sama isn't a scary person either. Good guys. ”

The pair of **** who defied gravity and stood up forward instantly forced the little town with a cheerful expression in front of him, and hugged Zizhen tightly.

"Woooooooo Whining...... Woooooo Woo-woo...... "Shima's head was moving around Komachi's chest

The chest holds the clothes high, and the two milk balls on top rub the head back and forth.

"Why are you so unbehaved? Obviously said so patiently. As he spoke, Komachi rubbed Zima tightly with his chest.

(poof...... Let me go...... Air...... Burst...... Zi Zhen is about to die......

In Gensokyo, on the size of the chest. According to official statistics, the first place is undoubtedly Onozuka Komachi.

As a result, Zi Zhen undoubtedly fainted directly due to excessive lack of oxygen. Don't ask why the soul is starved of oxygen, it's a secret.

In the end, without Zi Zhen noticing, he was held by Komachi, and floated on Komachi's boat, and he didn't know what was going on to float to the other side of the Styx, that is, the underworld under the leadership of Shikieihime

"I'm going back, mom help!!"

Even though he went back at this time, his body had probably been chopped to slag by Fran. But Zi Zhen can't care so much at this time, so he doesn't want to be reincarnated again! He's happy with his life now! So, Zi Zhen was holding a piece of dead wood next to the River Styx, and he made such a big noise. Let Komachi cry and laugh at the bear child.

"Well, Lord Shiki-sama is not a fierce god. I won't eat people, let's go, let's go-" However, Komachi gave full play to his talent of pretending to be stupid for a while. With her usual grinning appearance, I really don't know if she really doesn't understand or pretends to be confused. And Komachi's good physique because of the usual boat support also came in handy at this time. Pulling Zi Zhen, who is not heavy at all, it looks very easy to carry the scythe that I don't know how heavy it is.

"No, ahhhhhh But all of this is completely useless. In the end, the soul of this little monster was brought to the underworld, the king of Yama, that is, the office of Shijieiji. Inside the old-style lobby of the Hades Palace.

As I said before, this underworld has a bit of a nominal feeling. The entire lobby was empty. There are no bull-headed horses and impermanence (at that time, the specialty of the Eastern Prefecture, the protectorate recently received their personal insurance because of a certain monkey). Directly in front,Sitting on a high ground platform,And under the chair there are a lot of books on the four seasons of the eihime.,Trying to make a mighty appearance.。

Of course, this kind of thing is not something that can be solved so simply by padding the height of a few books. Although in terms of age, it should be more than a few hundred years old. But because of the race.,Four seasons Yingji still looks like a Lori to a girl's figure.。 In short, it's an older Lori. Bigger than little Lori.,A little worse than a girl.,It's not to the point where the world doesn't touch the ground.。

So, completely, there is nothing terrible or formidable at all.

But it's a pity that Zi Zhen's height is ...... Belch...... In short, inexplicably, the height of the four seasons Yingji, who was not too tall, gave him a great sense of oppression in Zi Zhen's eyes.

Why is everyone taller than me!!

After that, Zi Zhen saw it again, faintly hidden behind, a mountain full of kitchen knives and a hot pot that seemed to be bubbling with oil......

"Four seasons Ou pinch sauce, small wronged mouth!"

As a result, Zizhen, the bear child, quickly softened. ran directly over and hugged the black silk legs of the four seasons while rubbing them, shouting and screaming like this......

“…… Good mouth. Seeing this cute Zhengtai holding his thighs, for some reason, a strong desire to keep pinching his face rose in Shiji's heart.

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Shiki Yingji tried to calm herself down and began to get things done.

"Who's coming?"

"Lord Yu, I am a native of Gensokyo, Yakumo Zima of the Lost House." Zizhen is honest.

"Hmm......" Shiki Yinghime checked Zizhen's life.

"According to your life...... You're going to get out of the pan. ”

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"Why!" Zi Zhen immediately jumped up from his knees! Unconvinced, he yelled loudly.

"Young Master Ben was born poor when he was a child (?) In addition to a purple mother, there are two fox cat girls at home. But to be upright (?) ), especially righteous and awe-inspiring! It was to punch Nanshan Kindergarten and kick Beihai Nursing Home. Over 90 and below 90 chill when you see me! I am loved by everyone, and the car is seen in the car, why do I get into the oil pot? ”

"Because you often kill the life of nature. Goblin...... Well, you've killed so many goblins. ”

"Aren't they all going to be resurrected?"

"But sin is sin. So ......"

"Yama Luo pinch the sauce. Do you know who did it when a goblin was beaten to a 9 three days ago? Zi Zhen's aura changed.

"Huh?" Shiki Yinghime looked stunned.

"Do you know who did the goblin shredding case?"

"Huh?"

"Do you know who did it when the second lady was released to bite someone?"

"I don't know."

"You really don't know?" Zizhen's aura gradually increased.

"Could it be you?"

"I'm afraid. Hurry up and put me back in my mouth. ”

Shiki Yingji turned her head and glanced at Zi Zhen, and then ...... directly took out the stick of repentance and hit it without a trace of hesitation.

Rumble!

Zi Zhen was immediately beaten down!

"I'm ...... So fierce. ”

"The weight of the rod is equal to the gravity of the sin committed by the person who was smitten. Your sins are too great, so ......"

"Don't, Ou pinch-chan!!"

When Zi Zhen hugged Si Ji Yingji's thigh and rubbed hard, Si Ji Yingji only frowned, but when Zi Zhen's tears and snot were all wiped up, Si Ji Yingji finally couldn't bear it and said: "Enough, I'll give you another chance...... Don't wipe your snot on again!! As he spoke, he kicked Zi Zhen back into his body.

"Wow!"

When Zi Zhen sat up in shock in his dying illness, he touched his face, it was hot, it was warm, and this was the ward of the Eternal Pavilion...... I'm alive! Zi Zhen dreamed of a carp jumping up from the hospital bed, moving his body, and immediately looking up to the sky and laughing.

"Wowha!! I'm finally back alive! How can the only moe Zhengtai in my Gensokyo die so easily! Who dares to kill me...... Ah! ”

Bang!! Suddenly fell out of the hospital bed because he was too excited.

Well, I feel cute......