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A white-haired teenager whistled while playing with the distant scenery, and put his middle and index fingers together with slight force to support the gravity of his whole body. The whole person stood upside down without any strength. Use two fingers, one hand, to support yourself and do push-ups up and down.

A goshawk flew by, dropping a few feathers, and the white-haired boy's fingertips strained slightly, and swished. The whole person flew in the void, his feet repeatedly stepped on the invisible staircase and moved a few steps quickly, and then landed firmly on the ground, exhaled, raised his head, and said to the seven or eight-year-old child in purple clothes who was watching from the side.

"Wudang's Tiyun pays attention to the word 'light'. As long as the purer the true qi, the smoother the movements. Do you understand the moment I rehearsed just now? ”

"Master, as a youkai, I can fly...... "Zi Zhen said sullenly, "Why don't you teach me some fighting tricks." I'm not good at physical fitness. ”

"You still want to practice Tiyun well, although you can fly, but it is difficult to guarantee that your demon power will run out, learn more and be prepared." Bai Xiaoan continued: "Besides, if you don't have a quiet heart now, it's better not to teach." ”

The white-haired young man's name is Bai Xiao'an, although his appearance is still about double ten, but his real age is more than half a hundred years old, but Bai Xiao'an is talented in martial arts, and he stepped into the innate realm mentioned in the ancient classics when he was twenty years old. Wudang Mountain is the place where the Emperor Zhenwu is located, Bai Xiaoan condensed into Zhenwu, lived to be 100 years old, and his appearance was not old at that time. Zi Zhen once asked, "Master, are you practicing martial arts so hard?" “

"What can't be helped? Who called me Xiao An? If I can't be young, can I still be called Xiao An when I'm seventy or eighty? “

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Just because of this, Bai Xiaoan stepped into the realm of true martial arts at the age of twenty. Although the reason is a little too far-fetched. Strength...... Win against Hong Meiling. Against other big monsters, you have to fight to know.

(The truth is that Bai Xiao'an's strength is max, and he wins against Hong Meiling.) But I've never met a decent opponent, against other big monsters, such as Kazami Yuka Yakumo Purple...... That's not until you fight. He didn't lie. ）

Bai Xiaoan is Zi Zhen's martial arts master in the present world. The outside world has reached the era of civilization and technology, there are fewer and fewer people practicing martial arts, and some rules are not in harmony, and Bai Xiaoan does not mind the monster Zizhen learning Chinese martial arts. In the future, it is estimated that there will not be many people practicing real kung fu in the outside world, and it is always good to have a successor.

"Master, aren't you bored staying outside here? Why don't you go into Gensokyo with me? ”

"Forget it, I'm over half a hundred years old. You young people can just make a fuss about themselves. ”

“…… Master, the monsters in Gensokyo are all age and appearance...... Forget it, don't mention it. Zi Zhen remembered that his master was like this, but it was still far from the big guys in Gensokyo. Appearance and age do not match aspects.

The two were chatting, Bai Xiao'an suddenly turned his head, and a strong wind violently brushed Bai Xiao'an's head, Zi Zhen was taken aback.

Bai Xiaoan had already turned his head violently, turned into black lightning, and the two black shadows were added together, and they separated again in an instant.

"You're ruthless!" Bai Xiaoan said.

"You're improving again." Another dark shadow said, revealing her true colors. A Chinese lady wearing a black cheongsam and a black hat.

Another parallel world of the martial god, the Black Phantom!

"Two masters, the first time you appear together, don't fight each other, okay? The audience is still watching. ”

"No way, it's not easy to meet a decent opponent, itchy hands." The eyes of the black ghost spirit never left Bai Xiao'an, and said horizontally: "What? Looking for a place to fight well? ”

Bai Xiaoan waved his hand: "Nonsense!" Martial arts aren't all about fighting! ”

The black ghost spirit has already rushed up: "But the fight must be mixed with martial arts!" ”

Boom!

The black ghost spirit has already blasted over with a domineering punch, and Bai Xiaoan doesn't dodge it, and he knows that this guy can't stop if he doesn't fight with the black ghost spirit seriously! With a slight stagger, he rushed towards the Black Phantom.

A good day, I was beaten by the two martial arts masters, and a few black lightning flashed until they shattered, and the purple threads and silver-white electricity were constantly intertwined in the air.

The powerful force tore through the black cracks in the sky. At that moment, a purple 'well' character crossed in the darkness, and a moment later, a dazzling silver-white 'zhi' character was drawn.

The black cracks began to heal.

The two of them fell back to the ground at the same time, blood gushing out from the wounds, and the black ghost didn't know how many wounds he had on his body, anyway, there was a big zigzag on his chest, and the skin and flesh were turned over.

Bai Xiao'an's clothes are still intact, his face is indifferent, and he has the demeanor of a grandmaster. Only he knew that inside his clothes, the flesh wound had been left with a 'tic-tac-toe' wound by the black ghost.

Fortunately, this kind of wound is nothing for the two, it can only be regarded as a level of exchange. The Black Phantom is a monster, and at this level, a breath wound begins to heal. Bai Xiao'an stepped into the innate realm, and he can be regarded as being able to communicate with heaven and earth to recover from himself, which can be regarded as a minor injury.

Zi Zhen saw the two masters stop and whispered to Bai Xiao'an.

"Master Black Phantom Spirit vomited blood, master, why didn't you vomit? Master, have you surpassed Master Black Spirit? ”

"I swallowed the blood."

“……”

"Isn't it better to spit it out?"

“…… I'm a man. ”

If you are a man, you can no longer show weakness in front of women. Bai Xiaoan's motto of a successful good man.

Today is to commemorate Zizhen's ten years of apprenticeship, after the master rested for a while and the apprentice trained for a while, Bai Xiaoan asked, "Do you want a gift?" ”

Zi Zhen nodded.

Bai Xiaoan smiled: "Let's see if you have this fate." ”

Talking about a stone platform not far from the opposite side. Zi Zhen looked at Bai Xiao'an's fingers, and saw a pitch-black and simple long sword stuck in it.

"Master, is this the ancient artifact in the creation theory?" Zi Zhen stared at the sword for a long time before saying.

"It's not such an exaggeration, it's just more than ten years ago that your ancestor was idle and bored to insert that sword into the stone platform, and there is an ethereal legend with a gimmick. Those megalomaniacs who feel that they have the life of the protagonist will come here to learn martial arts more. The tuition fee of our hand can also be higher, you don't see, Shaolin Temple has the martial arts cheats of Dharma, and Huashan is said to enshrine the long sword used by Linghu Chong back then. Huo Yuanjia's hometown still has the flat pole he once used! That's the advertising effect! So your ancestor found a sword from his collection, and said that it was used by Zhang Sanfeng. Since we have this brand, there are more people in Wudang who come to learn martial arts, so the incense income of Wudang after that is simply a boom......"

"Is this false advertising?" Zi Zhen scratched his head and said.

"How can this be considered false advertising! Even if the legend is false, what we teach is absolutely true! Bai Xiaoan said.

"Then I'll pull out my sword, can you still do advertising?" Zi Zhen asked.

"It's okay, when the time comes, your master and I will just find another sword to insert into it. Anyway, ordinary people don't have the ability to pull it out. They can't see it at all. ”

"Then I'll try." Zi Zhen rubbed his hands together, ran to the stone platform happily, and grabbed the hilt of the sword with both hands...... I can't pull it out at all! The hilt of the sword is four centimeters taller than Zi Zhen, so if Zi Zhen wants to hold the hilt, he must raise his hands above his head...... How hard is this!! What bastard forged this sword for so long! Not counting the ones that are still inserted in the stone, the exposed part alone is four centimeters taller than Zizhen.

Purple True ...... Draw circles with your head down to the side.

"Don't be discouraged, I'll pull it out next year when you grow taller." Bai Xiaoan said.

"So my commemorative gift for this year is gone." Zi Zhen muttered as he took out a camera, "Since you can't pull it out, it's better to keep a thought." Master, take a picture with me. ”

After the group photo, the black ghost spirit left, and Bai Xiaoan stayed in place.

"Master, are you really not going to Gensokyo with me? There are really a lot of girls out there. ”

"Don't go. As a teacher, he has already cut off the seven emotions and six desires......"

"Then I'm leaving."

"Wait! Don't leave the master, the master can't live without you......" Bai Xiaoan said while dragging Zi Zhen.

"Master, didn't you cut off the seven emotions and six desires? Aren't you still going to retreat!? ”

"Apprentice, you don't understand this, single cultivation is faster than double cultivation! It's like everyone likes weekends more than weekends! ”

At this point, Bai Xiaoan's position is not as firm as Mad Qi! People don't want to enter the East in this body, and they don't want to enter Gensokyo in the next life! After that, Bai Xiaoan still went to Gensokyo with Zizhen.

"Beauty, I'm coming!!"

Then Bai Xiaoan ran away without a trace.

was already in Zizhen, a Gensokyo, and was about to set off a harem legend again...... Just when the novels in the outside world were the same, Bai Xiaoan suddenly found him with a depressed face.

Three days later, Bai Xiao'an had a depressed expression on his face, standing in front of the gap opened by Zi Zhen and preparing to leave Gensokyo.

"Master, have you thought about it? Really leaving? Zi Zhen persuaded again. At the beginning, you were going to die or live to enter Gensokyo with me, so don't regret going out. ”

"Don't say it. This Gensokyo is really not brought by normal people. You don't know that the green-haired woman I met in the Sunflower Field last time was so uncomfortable that her temper was so tmd! Is her menstrual cycle out of order!? When you meet a powerful guy, you have to fight someone first, which is an obvious sign of early menopause: grumpy! Do you know her? If you know, I recommend you to talk to her that drinking a little more Mrs. Jingxin Oral Liquid is good for her menstrual cycle! Another point, there are so many girls here who I TMD met, all of them are lilies! Bai Xiaoan was faintly excited, but as a generation of grandmasters, he still tried to calm his emotions, and said to his apprentice Zizhen sincerely: "My dear, please take me to convey my gratitude to Miss Yakumo Zi, thank her for her extrajudicial kindness to let you invite your teacher to settle in her fantasy village, so that I can enjoy a living environment like a paradise in my lifetime, oh of course, I must be honest when the time comes!" Hand-write a thick thank you note and then ...... it yourself Forget it, it's up to you to transfer it to your mother. You know what? Gensokyo is a terrible place, and all the women here are working on glass (Hakurei)! But it's not terrible, it's the scariest thing...... All of them were wearing a special pair of pants! Even if they're wearing a skirt on the outside, they're still wearing those pants inside! The name of that damn pants is called bloomers!! They wrapped their thighs tightly in the air!! I really can't describe it, it's probably ...... So, beloved, you have seen it, you can imagine a cotton texture worn on the outside of the underpants, something inside the outer pants...... If I hadn't seen this kind of thing with my own eyes, I wouldn't have imagined that there is such a damn obstacle in this world that can block girls' panties!! Do you know? The streets of Gensokyo are full of people (demons) running around in bloomers! There are also women (demons) wearing this kind of thing and walking from the world to the Red Devil Pavilion in such a grand manner, and they are blown up by the wind and do not show their welfare!! It's so hateful! This is simply the killer of our gentleman's welfare! I can't see the connotation at all! Bai Xiaoan said and stopped, turned his head to look at Yayun Lan who didn't know when he appeared, and saw that Yayun Lan was looking at Bai Xiaoan with incredible eyes, Bai Xiaoan said with a righteous face: "Eldest sister, don't eavesdrop on the whispers between our master and apprentice!" Do you know the rules of the rivers and lakes, and the one who teaches martial arts secrets is the most taboo to have ears on the wall! Don't you know that eavesdropping on other people's martial arts is to be deafened? After a pause, Bai Xiaoan added, "Who are you?" ”

Yakumo Lan's face turned blue with anger! Has he forgotten who led him these days!!

In short, Gensokyo finally sent away Bai Xiaoan, the great god, and Bai Xiaoan finally got away from Gensokyo, the lily holy place he hated the most.