"Spring Banquet?" Zi Zhen looked at the invitation in his hand, it was the invitation to the banquet at Hakurei Shrine. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 The recipient of the info please post is Bai Xiaoan, his own master. Zi Zhen asked her mother in front of her with a puzzled face, Yakumo Zi.

"Last time, the master made it clear that he didn't want to come in again. And...... Isn't Gensokyo not allowed to outsiders to enter? ”

"After all, you are taken care of by others, and it is not in line with our family's principles to return the gift well." Yakumo Zi looked indifferent, "Besides, that guy is not a person with a strict mouth, and our family is quite accurate in looking at people." Let's make an exception and let him come in and have fun. “

"Oh, that's right...... Well, it's up to me. Zi Zhen nodded, then opened a gap and set off.

Five minutes later, somewhere in Wudang Mountain, Zi Zhen appeared outside the door of this cave mansion.

Well, it's not so much a mansion as a big wooden red door outside a cave. Everything else is a hole in the top.

So Zi Zhen checked it, and the sticker was still in his hand. So Zi Zhen walked to the door and raised his hand and knocked on the door vigorously.

Knock knock knock......

"Who?" A young man's voice came from inside the gate.

"It's me, master, I've come to see you."

"Oh, it's Zizhen. Master is in retreat now, you can come back later. ”

"Master, how long do you have to retreat?"

"Soon, it's only a day or two."

"Oh, that's fine. Master, there's going to be a banquet at the Hakurei Shrine in Gensokyo, and I'm here to send you an invitation. ”

“…… I suddenly feel like I'm going to have to shut up for another thirty years, so please go back. Bai Xiaoan was silent after speaking.

Zi Zhen looked at the door speechlessly.

"Master, what bad things did you encounter in Gensokyo, even if Gensokyo is full of lilies, you don't need to go in, it's just a banquet."

"Don't go! Lao Tzu's entry into Gensokyo is the biggest failure of Lao Tzu's life. ”

Inside the cave, Bai Xiao'an's eyes were blank, and the memories in his mind kept surging.

At that time, when Bai Xiaoan strayed into the Lost Forest, because he accidentally touched something (probably changed by Bayyi Yonglin later), although it was not dangerous, he still suffered some minor injuries. (Yonglin's production must be a high-quality product). So I checked it a little in the Forever Pavilion, and then established some contacts with the people inside by the way. For example, Kaguya-hime.

At that time, Bai Xiaoan was bored, so he sat next to Kaguya and watched her play games, Kaguya was probably tired of playing big games, so she played Angry Birds again. But it's probably because I haven't played for too long, so I can't get through a level several times.,

Bai Xiaoan sighed again and again as he watched from the side, it's a pity, it's a pity!

Probably seeing Bai Xiao'an's dissatisfaction, Kaguya Ji glared angrily at Bai Xiao'an. Kaguya said, "Hey, have you ever played such a profound game?" ”

Bai Xiaoan's head is on fire, the tiger is not powerful, when I am a sick cat! sneered: "Isn't it just a game, when people haven't played it, right?" It just so happened that my brother brought it today, and now I'll show you what a real game console is. ”

After speaking, this product opened his Sumeru ring and lit up the full set of equipment one by one.

Small TV, main body of game console, cassette ......

Kaguya exclaimed, "This is the legendary Little Overlord game console!" ”

Kaguya's face turned red with fright when she saw Bai Xiao'an's equipment, but she quickly calmed down: "How can I play without electricity?" ”

You and I This storage ring is an ornament, Bai Xiaoan sneered, and took out a small generator from the ring. Not only is it a pollution-free green energy source of solar energy, but it can also be hand-cranked to generate electricity on cloudy days, I scare you to death!

When the sound of "Little Overlord is full of fun" sounded in the roar of the generator.

Kaguya looked at the cassette and was so excited that her eyes were wet: "This cassette is 864 in one!" ”

"Actually, there aren't that many," Bai Xiaoan said modestly, "there are a lot of repetitions." ”

Kaguya asked, "What about Tetris?" ”

Bai Xiaoan said: "Yes." ”

"Is there a tank battle?"

"Yes."

"Is there a Super Mario?"

"Of course."

"Does Contra have it?"

"Small." Bai Xiaoan said, "I also know the secret to change my life to 99." ”

"That's it," Kaguya took out a piece of paper from her bag and scribbled down the address with the map of the forever stop, "Come to me when you have time in the future, and I'll play with you." ”

Bai Xiaoan accepted the piece of paper and said indifferently: "Let's talk about it." Then he put the things back in his backpack and walked away proudly, leaving only the back of a legend.

He walked up to Bayi Yonglin and whistled at Yonglin: "Beauty, can you have a drink with me tonight?" ”

“…… All right. The white-haired woman just said plainly.

And then...... There is no then. If I had to say anything, I really didn't have much to say except for helping her try out some newly developed potions...... Hehehehe...... He should have guessed that the rabbit on the side had a look of incessant expression when he took the damn white-haired woman's potion.

Hehe, sure enough, there is only the rabbit in Gensokyo, Bai Shirasawa Huiyin and Fujiwara Meihong, who are barely good people.

Seeing that the master did not open the door, Zi Zhen thought about it, changed into a set of uniforms with a brush, and then knocked on the stone door and shouted.

"Open the door and check the water meter!"

"The water meter is outside!"

Zi Zhen was stunned for a moment, then changed into a blue uniform, and knocked on the door again with a post in his hand.

"Open the door, SF Express!"

"I haven't ordered anything in a year!"

Zi Zhen was expressionless and continued to knock on the door.

"Open the door and pay the property fee!"

"I've paid it five hundred years in advance!"

Zi Zhen's face is distorted.

"Open the door and repair the gas pipeline!"

"I have a home induction cooker!"

Zi Zhen's expression was gloomy.

"Open the door, the state has sent you supplies!"

"I've been buying instant noodles for 10 years and putting them in cold storage!"

Zizhen persevered.

"Open the door, your house is out of water!"

"My water is recycled!"

Zizhen's teeth creaked.

"Open the door, your house is out of power!"

"I have electricity in my house and I'm still playing games!" (Aren't you in retreat!?) ）

"Open the door, the aunt of the neighborhood committee told you to go down for a meeting!"

"I'm not going, they'll decide what happens!"

"Open the door, there is a beautiful girl looking for you!"

"No need, it's all out if you don't have a f-milk!"

"Open the door, I'll bring you cigarettes!"

"I'm quitting!"

"Open the door and check the water meter!" Zizhen has broken the can!

"I said the water meter was outside!"

"How the hell did you open the door!! Zi Zhen finally couldn't help but jump to his feet and scold.

"What do you want to do? Whatever you want! ”

"Brigade blast a group!" Zi Zhen waved his hand to open a gap, and a large number of demolition teams were ready to move in the gap.

"My house is full of space aluminum alloy walls, and there is a layer of titanium alloy and Kaifora fiber in it, which is useless!"

"The city management breaks the door!"

"My house uses a stainless steel plate door, which is also sandwiched with space aluminum alloy and titanium alloy, and there is high-voltage electricity~!" Bai Xiaoan said provocatively

"Who's that! Break the window for me! ”

"The windows of my sect's cave mansion are assembled from twenty layers of nano-level bulletproof glass, you can fight whatever you want!"

"Professional grave robber for me from the sewers!"

Bai Xiaoan smiled, my sewer is only as thick as chopsticks, and the rock formation where my dignified Wudang Mountain Zhenwu Emperor is located is very thick, you can come in, I will kneel and lick!

"Give it to me for the demolition team!"

Hehe, a kilometer radius of my house has been hollowed out by me, and the bamboo leaves I feed are all underneath, I can still take the escape pod to go down and you can do it!

Zi Zhen's face changed uncertainly, so he said to Bai Xiao'an in the cave with a calm face: "Master, are you trying to force me to make a trick?" ”

Bai Xiaoan laughed wildly: "Apprentice, if you have any other tricks, just use them!" ”

Purple True ...... snapped his fingers. A gap was opened directly at Bai Xiaoan's feet.

"Ahhhhh!!hh Bai Xiaoan disappeared.

Zi Zhen snorted disdainfully, I knew it was so easy and wouldn't talk nonsense with you.

"Ahhh

Bai Xiaoan pounced and fell into a soft place. When I looked up, I saw a familiar face.

Bayi Yonglin lowered her head, and an expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling appeared on her face: "Yo, it's you." ”

"Ahhhh Black-hearted doctor!! Bai Xiaoan finished shouting and fainted directly.

Bayi Yonglin: "............"

On the other side of the banquet, the second lady, Flandrew, was sitting on the soft grass with a teddy bear in her arms, looking at a boy in front of her who was a little smaller than her who was sitting next to her. Yakumo Shima.

"Little brother, aren't you here to play with Fran? Don't fall asleep. ”

"I've been tired lately. I'm not good enough to survive in the wild or anything. Zi Zhen said sleepily. Ignoring the second lady who was shaking herself, she said impatiently, "If you have anything, play with Angela first." ”

"Angela?" Flandoro tilted her head and looked around, while Fujiwara Meihong was drinking with Uhbai Xiaoan, and Remilia was sitting with her maid. Others are also lattices forming a small circle. Now only Flandrew and the Boss are sitting in this position, and Flandorow doesn't find anyone else but Zizhen.

"Little brother, you're lying to me, there's no one else around here."

"How could it not be!" Zi Zhen sat up suddenly, pointed to an empty clearing and said, "Don't you see? There's such a big kangaroo there! ”

Flandro's red eyes followed Zizhen's fingers to look at the place, but she saw nothing beyond the dark shade of the trees.

"Obviously nothing!" Flandoro was annoyed.

But Zi Zhen seemed to be even more angry, stood up angrily, walked straight to the clearing and said to the air, "I want to prove to you that what I said is true." Angela came over. ”

Then I saw Zi Zhen grasping something with both hands, and his feet climbed up as if he was grasping a person, and then in mid-air, Zi Zhen stepped his feet and squeaked, and the whole person seemed to have fallen into an invisible bag, and most of the body below disappeared out of thin air, leaving only one head suspended in the air alone, which looked extraordinarily infiltrating.

"Look! Am I not in his pouch? ”

Pedal ——! Pedal ——!

Zi Zhen's head said as it jumped up and down with the invisible kangaroo there. After a long time, Zi Zhen's head finally stopped jumping, and then Zi Zhen's hands suddenly came out from under his head, and then his hands were pushed down, as if he was holding something, and then the whole person exerted force, hula, and Zi Zhen's lower body appeared again!

Then Zi Zhen was steady on the ground, pointing to the air around him and said, "Fran Ou pinch-chan, now can you still deny that there is a kangaroo here?" ”

Frandelu reached out and rubbed her eyes carefully, and finally said categorically, "Fran still can't see any kangaroos here." ”

Zi Zhen covered his face, and finally patted the air around him, as if he was comforting something invisible, and then said to Flandoro angrily: "Second Miss...... Angela was saddened by what you said. Forget it, Angela, go back first. I'll have a good conversation with Franco. ”

Smack——! Not far away, the gate of Hakurei Shrine suddenly opened on its own. Zi Zhen waved his hand at the door. In Fran's eyes, the door paused and then slammed shut.

Anyway, the whole time, Fran felt that something was wrong with her eyes...... Was there really a kangaroo here just now!?

"Okay, now you're satisfied. Angela is made to cry by you. Zi Zhen said with his hands on his chest.

Fran looked ...... I don't know what to do with the emoji.

At this time, Bai Xiaoan came over, he pointed to the side and asked Zi Zhen to ask, "Why are those hooligans here?" ”

Zi Zhen turned his head, he couldn't see it, but with his breath, he could still feel that it was the group of Feng Cong'er Shenzi and the group of Saint White Lotus.

Zi Zhen asked suspiciously: "Master, you are from Wudang, I can understand that you hate Buddhism, but why do you hate the Taoist group?" ”

Bai Xiaoan said with an unhappy face: "Last time I ......"

It happened when Bai Xiao'an came to Gensokyo last time, when Bai Xiao'an had just finished lunch from the world. The whole person walked on the road and suddenly felt that the atmosphere seemed to be a little wrong.

When Bai Xiao'an came back to his senses, Bai Xiao'an found that he didn't know when he was standing between the two brigades, and the one on the left was led by a girl with a hairstyle that looked like hanging dog ears, wearing a headphone, wearing a brown shirt and purple skirt, golden sandals, and wearing a sword. His outfit resembles a sailor's suit, exuding the air of a high school girl. There are also two girls accompanying him, a girl who looks like an onmyoji and a woman in a green dress. Most of the people behind him looked like Taoist priests. Bai Xiaoan turned his head again, and saw a large number of women with long purple and yellow frost hair and a black tunic dress on the right...... Nun.

Bai Xiaoan found that his position was a little not good, and what was even worse was that the people on both sides looked at each other with very unhappy looks in their eyes, and they wanted to fight in the next second, Bai Xiaoan felt that he would be affected by the pond fish.

"Defeat the Prince!"

"White Lotus Demon Monk!"

Well, Bai Xiaoan said that he won the jackpot. Looking at the two beauties on his left and right scolding each other, and the scene of the huge meat balls on his chest caused by shortness of breath due to extreme anger and one by one, Bai Xiaoan said that it was really eye-catching! But the next moment, Bai Xiaoan was a little helpless.

Because in the next moment, the two sides, the Divine Spirit Temple and the Destiny Lotus Temple, immediately fought and made a mess!

The two sides are not in tune with each other......

Thereupon......

Temple of the Gods: "Big Dipper Seven Star Array!" ”

Minglian Temple: "Foshan has no shadow feet!" ”

Divine Spirit Temple: "Control the crane and capture the dragon!" ”

Meilian Temple: "If you come to the palm of the gods!" ”

In the chaotic battle on this side, Monobe Budu fought a tanuki, and Su I Tu fought an unknown body since ancient times. Huo Qing'e took a large number of zombies to chase the Yunju of the Destiny Lotus Temple, the sealing beast and Yin Maru Xing, and so on. Saint White Lotus and Feng Cong'er Shenzi, as the leading figures, stood in place and gave each other invisible pressure with their eyes.

Bai Xiaoan just stood in the middle of the road, he was afraid that he would be swept in. Originally, he wanted to run away quickly, but the movement was too chaotic, so she stood very calmly in place. Is this what Gensokyo is called? Bai Xiaoan suddenly despaired of Gensokyo. Where is this what is not convinced to argue! This is simply a fight if you don't accept it!

Feng Cong'er Shenzi and Saint Bailian were still looking at each other, but soon Saint Bailian found that a young man wearing a layman's Taoist robe was standing in the middle of the road so calmly, no matter what pots and pans flew over his head, he was immovable, showing the demeanor of a grandmaster! Saint Bailian was not surprised, when did the Divine Spirit Temple have such a master. Feng Cong'er Shenzi was also puzzled, when did he have one more person on his side?

Saint Bailian thought about it, is this thing standing in the middle of the horse so calmly that there is no one on the side of the Laughing Lotus Temple! So he immediately punched and blasted out...... As a warrior monk, the power of this punch is already at the level of a big monster, even if some big monsters are defenseless and suffer this punch, they will be seriously injured, only to hear a bang, Bai Xiaoan's head slammed into this fatal blow, raised his head, and said calmly: "Which bastard hit me?" ”

The Holy White Lotus's face was like earth, the person in front of him was completely defenseless, and he was all right after being hit with all his strength, such strength can be described as unfathomable! “

Saint Bailian couldn't help but be in awe, so she looked around: "Who? Who is so boring. “

Bai Xiao'an narrowed his eyes slightly......

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Then the Holy White Lotus hung up. Everyone present was stunned. When they came to their senses, the Holy White Lotus had already been blasted to the side of the wall.

Feng Cong'er immediately bowed his hand to Bai Xiao'an respectfully: "This Daoist brother doesn't know where the teacher is?" Can you go to the Temple of the Gods? ”

Feng Cong'er Shenzi invited Bai Xiaoan with the purpose of pulling Bai Xiaoan to the Divine Spirit Temple. Considers......

Bai Xiaoan's eyes also narrowed slightly, "You are not a good person." The girls in Gensokyo are basically hooligans. ”

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Then Feng Cong'er Shenzi also hung up.

The forces on both sides saw that their own leaders were hanging, and Bai Xiaoan was obviously not something they could deal with, so they each took their own leaders and withdrew, and this battle could not be fought. Bai Xiaoan sang and left.