"Damn, who threw the flower pot so accurately. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" With a roar, I saw a wisp of soul swept into the seven-colored whirlpool, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Gongsun Zetian looked helpless, wondering how to feel aggrieved in his heart. He is a dignified immortal emperor, with countless generals under his command, and he is also the most prestigious alchemy and refining genius master in the immortal world.

Just because he inadvertently got a piece of a god-like token in the tomb of an unknown god in ancient times, Dongdong, which looks like gold but not gold, like jade and not jade, after refining it with his own essence and blood, the divine object of unknown origin was actually integrated into his soul, and since then he has started an unlucky journey, and at the same time, he has also become a member of the army of Langyang.

This time he was smashed by a flower pot and hung up, and it was the 98th time that he had crossed over.

I still remember that the last time I drowned in a dung pit, the reason was that I didn't know where a beautiful woman came from, which caused the scene to get out of control, and then I was successfully crowded near the pit by the rolling crowd, and then I don't know who kicked it; Last time, I was stung to death by a poisonous bee, and I have the impression that it was a little Lori throwing a stone at the tree, which happened to hit the honeycomb, and there happened to be a person under the tree, and it just so happened that that person was the aggrieved Gongsun Zetian; Last last ......

Anyway, I can't remember how many inexplicable deaths I have experienced, as long as I stay in one time and space for a while, such a depressing and tragic thing will happen.

While Gongsun Zetian was resentful in his heart, he couldn't help but curse, "This girl is endless, isn't it?" Does this still allow me to achieve a hundred different ways of suffocating death to go down in history? Although he was angry, he had to accept the existence of this kind of thing and continue to complete the journey of grief and grievance.

And what makes the Immortal Emperor the most speechless is that with the crossing, he has engaged in almost any profession, from beggars to hooligans, from black-bellied politicians to shameless businessmen, from iron-blooded soldiers to technology giants, from the policeman who solves the criminal case to the doctor who hangs the pot to help the world, anyway, it is all-inclusive, and the current Immortal Emperor is like a humanoid encyclopedia.

Although the Immortal Emperor greatly wanted to restore his own strength, but every time he wanted to cultivate his own immortal method to restore his strength, he would be absorbed by the unknown divine object in his soul.

But there is one thing that is still very gratifying, that is, he has learned a lot of skills, and has been exposed to a lot of civilization development and technological power in the space and other worldly continents, which he has not been able to see in the immortal world before. Of course, compared to the aggrieved death, the Immortal Emperor really wanted to cry!

With a sharp spin. It was dark in front of me.

When the sad Immortal Emperor opened his eyes widely, he had an urge to hit tofu, what is the shape of this blond and blue-eyed group of people. When you open your mouth, you are muttering a bunch of utter words that you don't understand at all. Ozawa had the urge to scold his mother. Why is it Xiao Zetian, because the Immortal Emperor has become a little baby this time. Well, it seems that I have done everything before, and this time I have to experience a different profession - baby.

Babies are innocent and romantic, babies are innocent. Everything has to start with the doll, okay, Ze Tian really understands. He turned out to be a genius of all the magic systems that he had rarely met in ten thousand years, and since then he has embarked on the road of learning magic, and the dignified Immortal Emperor has to learn these inexplicable "spells", and he can't compare with his previous immortal skills, hey.

The Immortal Emperor greatly relied on the identity of this magic genius of the whole department, and he actually had the high-end treatment of a teacher in each magic department. Well, I can only endure it silently, and let the high-ranking Immortal Emperor be a student for a while.

Year after year, year after year. Spring goes to the summer solstice, autumn returns to winter. The days are like a little white dog crossing the river, passing in the blink of an eye, here I will not study the story of how the little white dog crossed the river, or continue to talk about the immortal emperor Zetian.

The genius Immortal Emperor greatly relied on his one-in-a-million physique, and successfully entered the class of the Great Magister, and his genius name was not called in vain, he actually created his own mixed magic, even the Demon God did not dare to brush his beard, at the same time, he is also a genius of the magic auxiliary profession, no one dares to match the three types of professions, the reason for this, no one knows, in fact, Gongsun Zetian's magic is different from those orthodox magicians in the mainland, all the magicians on the magic continent must constantly absorb the magic elements in the air for cultivation, Transform the magic element into your own magic power, release your own stored magic power, and the larger your own volume, the more powerful the magic power will be released. However, Gongsun Zetian's magic is combined with the means of cultivating immortals, by directly arranging the elements in heaven and earth in a regular manner, and then releasing it, which is more powerful and faster. This made the Immortal Emperor very proud, and unconsciously thought, "With the current ability, can you still die aggrieved?" This emperor just likes the way you can't get used to seeing me and can't kill me. ”

After being too proud, it is often sad.

Let the Immortal Emperor greatly understand that life will be fragile, happiness is to be sad, arrogance is not allowed, and life must be low-key - you must be calm when eating, if you are not calm, you will have a pain.

Do you know how people choke to death? Gongsun Zetian interpreted this method of death, and he recorded this great and miraculous death in the annals of the Magic Continent - the most tragic genius magician in history. How atmospheric this name is, how worthy of it is to become a talking point that people will never forget after dinner. Here, congratulations to the Immortal Emperor for reaching the top of the "fame" list. Of course, this also made everyone in the mainland be admonished before becoming a magician, and carefully instructed, so that a circulating curriculum system was formed, and compiled as "the first lesson of magician teaching guidance", the first rule - never laugh when eating.

Of course, if you don't tell this sad story, no young magician will know why you can't laugh when you eat.

Of course, Zetian himself is moving towards the hundred-time mark of different ways of death that are sad and aggrieved.

It was that familiar feeling again, and the colorful vortex rolled up Gongsun Zetian's soul and disappeared into that time and space. Gently it goes, just as it comes quietly, waving its hand, leaving no soul behind.

What are you most afraid of when you are tired? -- The urge to urinate hit.

Open your eyes, well, open your eyes again. I saw myself dressed in a delicate robe with my hair tied in a bun on top of my head. Gongsun Zetian knew that he had crossed over again. Sighing into the mirror in the room, "It's a teenager this time, it's okay, you don't have to be a baby." ”

Pushing open the door, the light shines directly into the room, and the breeze is blowing, which is really good. Let's wait for the rebirth experience, and find the thatched house first.

At this moment, a crisp female voice came from outside the door: "Young master, you are up, the slave maid will wash and change your clothes." ”

Looking at the voice, a little girl in an emerald green shirt, with a smile on her face, although she is not a beauty, she is still very attractive and warm. Hearing this title, Gongsun Zetian knew that this girl should be his personal maid or something.

Gongsun Zetian hurriedly asked, "Where is the thatched house?" How to go? ”

The girl looked at Gongsun Zetian with a questioning look on her face, and said, "Young master, there is a urinal in your room, if you are in a hurry, you can use that first, slave... The slave will clean it up later. At the end, the little girl's pretty face was slightly red.

"Oh, oh, that's it, then I'll first... You arrive first ... "The immortal emperor who has been a human for several generations is big, no matter how dark and shameless he is, he can't shout in front of a little girl. He also pointed out the door embarrassedly.

The little girl smiled knowingly, covered her face and went out, and took the door with her.

There are three urgency in life: internal urgency, xing urgency, and heart urgency. Internal urgency, that is, urgency to go to the toilet. Xing is anxious, that is, getting married into a cave and entering the house urgently. Anxious, that is, the wife gives birth inside, and you are waiting outside. After completing the great urgency of life. I walked out of the room with ease, stretched, and thought to myself: Let's find out where I am again. After nearly 100 crossings, this emperor is also an experienced person.

"Little girl, come over first, I'll test you a few questions." Gongsun Zetian sat down on the chair in the room and asked.

The little girl walked up to Gongsun Zetian, bowed her head and chest, and said, "Young master, please say, the slave maid is shallow, and I am afraid that the young master will laugh at the slave maid." ”

Gongsun Zetian smiled and said disapprerovingly: "Let me ask you a simple one, who is the name of this young master?" ”

"The young master's name is Situ Wufu."

Hearing this name, Gongsun Zetian had an urge to faint, what is Situ shameless, who is shameless, you are shameless, your whole family is shameless. Although he thought so in his heart, he still said lightly on his face, "Next, I will test how much you know about the family and here, uh, that is, this continent, you should have read the book, are you lazy when you read, don't you care?" "Said happily, still beating the drum in my heart, this question is really brain-dead, MB who doesn't know the situation of his family, and when the question comes out, he will take the exam. The sad thing is that the protagonist really doesn't know where he is now?

"The young master is the third son of the Situ family and one of the next successors. There are two elder brothers, Situ Wuzhi and Situ Wurong. ”

Oh, the original name comes from the Buddhist family of greed, hatred, and stupidity, no greed, no anger, no stupidity, a monk this is.

"The young master's family is the largest family in the Honglong Empire in the Eastern Dragon Continent, the first generation of family ancestors and the founding monarch of the Honglong Empire fought side by side, so the younger generations are very loyal to assist the imperial power, and they are also trusted by the royal family, the family controls a lot of power, and the family business covers all industries in the entire Dragon Teng Continent. There are four countries on the Dragon Teng Continent, our Honglong Empire is in the east of the continent, bordering the Xuanming Empire to the north, the Tiger Roar Empire to the west, and the Fire Dance Empire to the south. In the family, the young master... ”

Seeing the maid's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, knowing that she had some unspeakable words, she said: "It's okay, you can say anything, am I so scared?" ”

The little maid raised her eyes in fear and looked at the young master sitting on the chair, the young master's physical condition in the family is a taboo topic, and continued: "The young master can't practice martial arts because his health is not very good, although he is one of the heirs of the family, except for the young master's parents, the third uncle and the two elder brothers, the eldest elder of the family maintains a neutral attitude, and the other side family members and the elders who belong to the side line are very unwelcome to see you. Slaves.. Slaves.. I only know this, and the others are not known to the slave maid, so I beg the young master to forgive the slave and maid for not saying anything. As he spoke, he knelt on the ground, ready to kowtow to Gongsun Zetian (uh, let's call him Brother Wu Fool (shameless) first).

"Third uncle?" Gongsun Zetian asked.

"The third uncle of the young master leads troops to fight at the border all the year round, and he is the general of the imperial court!" The little girl looked up and said proudly, as if it were her father.

Seeing that she was still kneeling, Gongsun Zetian hurriedly leaned over to block her from continuing to kowtow, pulled up the slave and said, "It's not true, it's not true, I let you say it, okay, you can prepare a meal for me." He waved her down.

This time, it seems that there is going to be a family intrigue. Then I remembered that the maid said that she was not in good health, and she had to find a way to check her body, so she had to know how weak she was. The path after crossing before was too smooth, and now this body is too weak, so I have to learn something about this time and space, so that I can have some skills, otherwise I am afraid that I may be stepped on. How could my dignified Immortal Emperor let people step on me. Hum! Thinking in his heart, a prestige unconsciously rose up and swept the entire chest.

With the rise of this prestige, Zetian found that his divine thoughts were still pure and powerful, but it seemed that his divine thoughts could only reach the strength of the low-level immortals, from the immortal emperor-level divine consciousness to the small low-level of immortals, Gongsun Zetian was still full of bitterness, this girl is too good at playing, cross it, cross it, and let his strength be greatly reduced after crossing, sometimes I think about it, Gongsun Ze really wants to pump his big mouth, it's okay to be a good immortal emperor, run to the broken tomb, go to go, I also tmd the whole thing was recognized by me, regret not at the beginning, regret not at the beginning, Gongsun Zetian looked up to the sky and sighed.

However, he vaguely felt that there had been a different change in his divine consciousness compared to when he was still the Immortal Emperor of the Heavenly Realm, and he couldn't say anything about this change, and this change seemed to have existed imperceptibly since the beginning of the crossing, but now he only noticed it, but there was a faint voice in his heart that told him that this change was good, this change was right, and this change was good and right. He also felt that his divine consciousness seemed to have been condensed a lot, making him feel like his own divine consciousness was like cultivating exercises, more condensed, more refined, and easier to control, and this feeling made him feel like a heifer riding an airplane -- that aha, and like a big cow sitting on a fire -- that aha.

Since his divine thoughts (that is, spiritual power, just because of the strong spiritual power, he plays magic so well) Although it is compressed, it still exists, and it is not low, at least it should not be low here, and the first level of the exercises he cultivated when he tried to run the Immortal Emperor just now was unsuccessful, uh, it should be said that there was no reaction at all, well, I have to admit that I still can't cultivate immortal power to recover my strength, so let's learn to learn the magic self-defense of that magic continent.

Thinking of this, Gongsun Zetian was "arrogant and domineering" again. Of course, there was a sound from behind him, "poof" - it stinks.

(Look at the officials, and see the next breakdown.) ）