Chapter 2 Extraordinary Family Meeting
"The four seasons of the year lie in the spring, the plan of the day is in the morning, and the plan of the whole life is in the diligence. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" Gongsun Zetian stretched his waist and said in his mouth, twisting his body, wanting to bathe himself in the gentle sunlight, greedily absorbing the "ultraviolet rays", of course, the very uncivilized "domineering leakage" just now, although it polluted the air, but it was still very comfortable to discharge the turbidity on the body.
"Shameless"
Gongsun Zetian, who was in Shushuang, was angry, how could he be shameless, where was he shameless. Also, who is shameless when you scold you, you are shameless, your whole family is shameless, to the whole family, um. I definitely defined the person in front of me in my heart. Squinting at this person who called himself "shameless" as soon as he met, he couldn't wait to slap him with two bricks behind his back to relieve the grievances in his chest.
The "eldest young master" little girl went and returned, holding a tray in her hand, on which was a bowl of steaming hot porridge, as well as two side dishes with all colors and flavors, just seeing it made people appetize.
In the reincarnation experience of Gongsun Zetian in the past 100 lifetimes, he can have a deep attainment in cooking skills. In my heart, I immediately gave these two dishes a high score of 7 points (out of 10 points), yes, it is a high score, you must know that Gongsun Zetian is a very stingy and very demanding person. Just look at the first time he met, he wanted to shoot people behind his back, and you can see it.
"Young Master, why are you here, the slave will go to the kitchen to get you some food again?" Although the little girl said politely, there was nothing in the tone, it seems that the little girl is very familiar with this person.
Listening to the little girl's words, Gongsun Zetian still wondered in his heart, this little girl is quite discerning.
Wait, Gongsun Zetian realized a problem, "Big Young Master" is my eldest brother? Wait, he called himself shameless, he said that his whole family was shameless, well, he was actually quite shameless. I thought comfortingly. And the name of his own body is really called Situ "shameless".
"Big brother, I just got up, you can eat with me." Gongsun Zetian is not restrained, this person has a smile on his face, the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned from the heart, it does not seem to be a contrived smirk, at a glance, he knows that he is really happy to see himself, he used to be a genius in acting, and he is a professional who specializes in behavioral psychology, uh, he can't say "expert", and he is easy to be spurned. Therefore, when he spoke, he was also friendly and casual, and listened to the little girl's parents and two elder brothers at home still take good care of him, and then his good impression of this eldest brother rose sharply, and he threw away the thoughts that he wanted to shoot him behind his back.
"No idiot," the eldest brother said.
Gongsun Zetian was so depressed in his heart, how could he hear that he was calling himself shameless, how did his parents, who had never met before, come up with this name.
"What's the matter, big brother", Gongsun Zetian replied.
"It's okay, one is to see how your body is recovering, because yesterday's events ......", the greedy brother stopped talking, didn't say anything specific, and continued, "Hey, it's okay if you're okay." ”
Yesterday's events? Gongsun Zetian thought about how to know what happened yesterday, and said: "Oh, nothing happens when you sleep, it's all good, and you're very energetic!" ”
"That's good, that's good, I have another matter, the family elder suddenly wants to hold a whole family meeting, my father asked me to call you over, my mother is not worried about your body, let me come over and have a look, if you are uncomfortable, you don't have to go first." Seeing that his younger brother was fine, the eldest brother smiled happily and continued, but when it came to the family meeting, he turned to a solemn and tense look, which made Gongsun Zetian feel a pang in his heart, it seems that there may be some people who are not good at this family meeting.
"Don't worry, eldest brother, the third brother is fine, let's go over together." Talking in a screpe, fortunately, when he was an Immortal Emperor, it was not much different from this time and space.
"Big brother, I don't know what this temporary family meeting is about?" Gongsun Zetian asked puzzled.
"Father estimates that it may be related to yesterday's events, and yesterday's events are related to you, in the conference hall, all the side lines are here, one by one, I am worried about your ......" the eldest brother said with a cautious face. But before I could say anything, I was just about to express my fear that my third brother would be torn to pieces, when I heard the third brother next to me continue his words.
"Worried? Big brother don't worry about them, I'm a pacifist, I'm kind, I will never rush to hit them, let alone kick their eggs. Gongsun Zetian and his eldest brother walked side by side, patting him on the back to show comfort. But although the words were plain and easy-going, the expression on his face was revealed, and if he didn't make a move, he would just make a move, and he would devour people with a sinister expression.
"Oh my God, didn't this kid get addicted to a fight yesterday!" The eldest brother covered his face with one hand and sighed in his heart.
Gongsun Zetian has gone through so many crossings, he feels that his state of mind is constantly changing, compared to him who sits firmly in the heavenly realm, he can't have such a jumping personality and the urge to play with people everywhere. Although the change is invisible and quite helpless, and Gongsun Zetian doesn't know whether such a change is good or bad. Anyway, I can't control it, maybe I will hang up again soon. has experienced nearly 100 "bizarre" deaths, and he has taken many things lightly, life and death, but Er'er.
When Gongsun Zetian and the "eldest brother" Wuzhi walked into the family meeting hall together, the room was full of TMD people, which scared Gongsun Zetian. Looking at the people in the room, they all looked at themselves with a kind of monster gaze, and there were a few vicious gazes among them, so that the powerful self of the divine sense captured it at once. Gongsun Zetian turned his head and looked at his "eldest brother" in surprise, and wanted to ask him: Are these people in good spirits, so good that they are all sick.
Although Gongsun Zetian has learned many languages, and he is quite talented in languages, he really hasn't learned eye contact. The endless words in his heart were only in his eyes, and he, who was eager to receive a response, directly looked at Situ Wuzhi with a cold body, and turned his head to completely ignore his younger brother's "enthusiastic" eyes.
But Gongsun Zetian didn't think about it? I haven't learned eye contact, this kind of mysterious language, his "big brother" can understand?
I couldn't bear it and strongly despised it, and the eldest brother had no tacit cooperation with him, so he asked, "Big brother, are you sure you brought me to the meeting, not to dinner?" ”
"......" The eldest brother glanced at the fruit snacks on the sidelines, ignoring the foodie next to him.
"Aren't they going to eat me?" Gongsun Zetian looked at the crowd who seemed to be ready to pounce and bite, and asked weakly.
"......" big brother and continue to ignore it.
I saw the "eldest brother" who ignored him walked in front of a pair of middle-aged men and women, bowed his head and clenched his fists, and bowed down and said "father, mother" one after another.
Seeing the appearance of the eldest brother, I know that the handsome, steady, mature and introverted uncle and the gentle, kind, and gentle woman (who looks like a sister) are the parents of my time and space.
Hurriedly took two steps forward to learn from the eldest brother, and made a succession.
"San'er, are you really okay? If you say something, how do I know if you don't say it? Where are you still uncomfortable? When the mother came up, she checked Gongsun Zetian's body, and her eyes were full of love, but these words made Gongsun Zetian feel cold, and remembered a movie "Journey to the West" that she had seen in a certain time and space, how did Tang Seng there have the same tone with his mother?
"Mother, the child is fine, you can rest assured!" Although I really want to pretend to be a hand on my forehead, after all, I am a nominal mother, and I care about myself from the heart, so I must have the respect I should have.
Of course, I added in my heart, if you copy Tang Seng's lines again, I will learn from the bull monster to hang himself.
My father didn't say anything, but his expression was really relieved and loving.
"Third brother, you are so seriously injured, you are really fast." A man next to his parents who looked like his eldest brother spoke. Well, this should be his second brother.
"Yes, it's good to have good teeth and appetite, and the body is great, so it's fragrant to eat." Gongsun Zetian said with a good self.
In a word, the eyes of the audience from the original look at the monster directly changed to the eyes of "stupid X".
"Hmph, you can't teach your son", with a cold snort, an old voice came from the other side.
"I haven't heard that, but I've heard that it's for ...... to be old and not die," a deep voice came from behind him.
"Thief also", Gongsun Zetian heard the deliberately long sound at the end of the words behind, although he pretended to be elegant with his back hand and raised his head, and answered in a loud voice. That expression seemed to say, I have heard this sentence, and I will.
"Poof", the audience sweated profusely.
"You ......" was furious, and he wanted to step forward to teach Gongsun Zetian a lesson.
"Okay, everyone has arrived, no idiot, I've seen your third uncle, he has been guarding the border pass, and it's hard to come back." At this time, my father decisively shouted to stop, this time was too nb, and he couldn't fight back when he was scolded. You look at your face is red, isn't it?
Gongsun Zetian peeked at the old man who snorted coldly, while saluting the third uncle.
To be honest, Gongsun Zetian still admires his third uncle, from the introduction of the little maid, his third uncle Situ Qingyun can be described as the pillar of the north, and his prestige in the army can be shaken. He himself is also a soldier like a god, full of wit, and brave is a general who no one can be a general. Gongsun Zetian has traveled through several time and space from a soldier to a general or even a marshal, whether it is the era of hot weapons or cold weapons, or even the era of space battleships and mechas, he has reached the first-level figure of the god of war in those times and spaces, of course, he has a great feeling for the third uncle who is also a general, it is an indescribable feeling, it is the resonance of iron and blood intertwined in the depths of the soul, and there is a sense of comradeship and Heze.
"Today, the whole clan is summoned to this temporary meeting, mainly in response to an incident that happened yesterday" It was a very old man who spoke, and it looked like a level 2 wind could make this old man who was about to rot wood blow away, but he was very angry when he heard it. After Gongsun Zetian's divine sense scanned, he scolded in his heart: This old man has collapsed through the innate realm, although he can't compare with the cultivator, but if he has the assistance of the spirit-level elixir, he can reach the foundation building period of the first realm of cultivation, the old man can really pretend, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, do you understand.
"Yesterday, the people of our family injured the young master of the Blood Illusion Valley, one of the three major forces in the Dragon Continent, of course, our clansmen were also injured at the same time, because this matter was caused by the Blood Illusion Valley molesting women, they were at a loss, under the mediation of the imperial court, this matter is considered to be in the past, but it is difficult to ensure that the Blood Illusion Valley will not come to us to get trouble, so we have to discuss countermeasures." The old man continued.
It turned out to be Ya's "black second generation" (the son of the official is called the second generation of the official, the son of the rich is called the rich second generation, and the son of the underworld is, of course, the second generation of the black second-generation), if the flirting fails, he was beaten, what is there to discuss about this matter, the second generation of the black is leveling the second generation of the rich, and of course the second generation of the rich is looking for the second generation of the official to find the field. Let that Blood Illusion Valley also be found in trouble, and it won't be over. Gongsun Zetian was lustful in his heart. I didn't notice at all that when the old man said that time had passed, the whole clan looked at Gongsun Zetian in unison.
"I think I still have to find Prince Kang to be the middleman to talk about this matter, this is also a matter of children playing around, can the Blood Illusion Valley still use this matter to not forgive? If they dare to come to the door to make trouble, I will lead my troops to destroy their Blood Illusion Valley. Hmph," the third uncle threatened.
"You can't say that, after all, that's the heir of the Valley Lord of the Blood Illusion Valley, and he has lost face, why don't we have to give them an explanation?" The old man who snorted coldly at the beginning walked out and spoke, staring at Gongsun Zetian with a pair of resentful eyes.
"This is the second elder, who belongs to the side lineage, and has quite an opinion on our main lineage. You've never been in good shape, and you rarely see this old man, so you don't have to pay attention to him. "The second brother explained to me without anger.
"Thank you, second brother, what about the old men next to him?" I bowed my head and whispered thanks to my second brother, and asked casually.
"We don't have to be so polite. The short and fat next to him, who is not as good-looking as a pig is the third elder, the tall and thin one who always does not speak is the sixth elder, and the middle-aged man on the side of the sixth elder is the side uncle, called Situ Jianshu (cheap goods), and his father does not deal with it, he always wants to be the head of the family, and it is the eldest elder who sits under his father and speaks first, this old man is quite neutral, but he is also slippery, and no one can be offended, and the third uncle is standing with the fourth elder and the seventh elder, which is considered to be the main lineage. ”
Good name, you don't have to think of words to scold him, and you don't need to use dirty words to spray him. Give 50 likes. I can't help but give the highest standard of praise to the parents who gave this name.
"But seriously, Xiao San, if you don't go out, you'll break the sky as soon as you go out, this brother won't do it, by the way, the girl who was molested yesterday heard that she is the daughter of the Zhang family in this city, and I also heard that you are a little interesting to her, but this girl is very unpopular, never bird you, what do you care about this, maybe they are dogs and men and women, do you want me?" The second brother continued angrily.
"What my brother said is that I don't care about such idle things anymore." Gongsun Zetian instantly embarrassed this "second brother" and called himself "little three", he really wanted him to be a panda, and then sent him a sentence: "Didn't you see that your brother is a handle?" You're only a junior, do you know how difficult and dangerous the profession of a junior is? ”
However, after hearing so much, Gongsun Zetian basically had some understanding of what happened. It turned out that yesterday, my "predecessor" went out to pick up a girl, but the girl didn't get soaked so much that she got into a commotion. Give it back to the main trunk of the Young Valley of the Blood Illusion Valley. Cattle!!
Ignoring Gongsun Zetian's thoughts of continuing to "flip and move", the hall debate continued.
"I think what the second brother said makes sense, if everyone evades responsibility, why do the family still make those rules? What's more, it's just a small waste that has made such a big mistake, hmph, why should you offend a big force for a waste. Waste is waste after all, and there is nothing lacking without him. Yin Xi's voice sounded, and it was the third elder who didn't look like a pig anymore.
"Who do you say is the waste?"