Chapter 1: I Deceived the Corpse Again;
After another hundred or so years, Zi Zhen finally began to officially take over the work of Gensokyo's Youkai Sage. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that at the beginning, Zizhen had nothing to do every day. And so it went for another fifty years......
One day, Zizhen said very vicissitudes: "Listen to my advice, put down the wine glass, walk out of the wine party, read a few books you like, go for a walk in the sun during the day, climb the mountain by bicycle, and ask a few friends to drink tea and chat when it gets dark, and do whatever you want." At the end of the day, you'll find out,...... It's still fun to drink tm!! ”
It's so boring to be a monster sage.
On this day-
Not far from the world, a crack suddenly opened. Zi Zhen has returned from the outside world, and this time, Zi Zhen is followed by a pale blonde girl. The girl's name was Alice Field, and she was a vampire. And it's still the kind of vampire who has a good relationship with humans. Unlike those arrogant vampires, living in the outside world was originally an ordinary peasant girl, who had worked, sold flowers, and worked as a maid, because she did not die after being bitten by a vampire but became a vampire, and she lived in seclusion and lived an average life, but in the end she accidentally exposed her identity, and what was even worse was that the era she lived in was the era of the Great Purge to exterminate heresy, and Alice Fielde was almost caught and burned alive by the local Cruciate Vampire Extermination Army, according to reason, The general bloody plot is that Alice Phil has been hostile to humans since then, and has become the Queen of the Night...... Fortunately, this girl is kind-hearted after all, and she has no secondary disease. In addition, she was lucky, and when the girl was about to be hacked to death by the paladin over there, she was saved by Zi Zhen. Zi Zhen also wanted a Shikigami, so he took the girl back to Gensokyo. Even though Zi Ma once joked that she gave Orange Meow to Zi Zhen as a god, Zi Zhen really didn't take it seriously, and he was really very skeptical of Orange Meow's ability......
Because she used to be a maid, Zi Zhen took the girl away...... Zi Zhen has recently become a maid control, do you think I'm going to tell you?
"Here we are, this is the place on earth." Zi Zhen said happily. I've been out in a different world for a long time, and I'm a little homesick. When I went to Gensokyo, I was in a particularly good mood.
Compared to Zi Zhen's good spirits, Alice Fill's physical condition is very bad.
The blonde vampire girl Alice Phil hadn't sucked human blood for a few days, and her voice was extremely weak: "Starving, master, I see a lot of food walking around." Friend''s voluntary blood donation is the most honorable, donate a little, you can have any blood type, I'm not a picky eater, what? I want to see the blood donation tool and show you my tooth...... Ah, don't run, I'm going to starve to death, 'I saw my dead grandmother summoning me with a cross......"
Zi Zhen said: "Don't go with your grandma, go back, I'll bring you pig blood cake in a while." ”
It's very convenient for Alice Filler's placement, do you remember the small cabin that Zizhen was in on the shore of the Lake of Mist?
"No, this is my mother Yakumo Zi, the one over there is also the elder of Gensokyo, Lan Da, you have to learn from Lan University and the cat demon over there in the future, and you can be regarded as your senior, remember to call it Orange senior."
"Oh, Blue, Orange." The vampire girl obediently bowed and greeted the two seniors.
"You have to learn the rules in Gensokyo, have you seen the ants over there?" Zi Zhen beaked towards the ant Nunu on the side of the road. Alice Phil said, "I see." Zi Zhen: "What did you think of when you saw these ants?" Alice Phil was silent for a moment, and then said, "Boss, I know, you are making me learn to unite with my seniors, unity is strength." When Zi Zhen heard this, he stepped up and trampled the ant to death, and then said, "If I kill you, I will kill you like killing this ant."
Alice Field: "............"
At the beginning, when he was a monster sage, Zi Zhen didn't know what to do, he was just bored and learned Yakumo Murasaki's set, and when he had nothing to do, he opened a gap and started a learning course for the future monster sage voyeur Gensokyo. I have to say that the content that Zi Zhen watched was quite rich.
Seeing Zi Zhen diligently managing Gensokyo, Zi Ma's mother began to sigh that Zi Zhen couldn't leave when she was two years old when she was a child, and Yakumo Zi took Zi Zhen to Yayi Yonglin to see it at that time, but she didn't find anything wrong. Bayi Yonglin couldn't find anything wrong, so she had no choice but to take Zizhen to find a Taigongwang to show it, Taigongwang pinched his fingers and said directly: "I've calculated everything, your son is just lazy ......"
Well, gossip.
Every time I watched the traverser travel to Gensokyo and make a series of things that were either suppressed by Yilian, Eryou, Sansanba, or raised in captivity by the Red Devil Pavilion, Zi Zhen couldn't help but be very envious - I really envied those who had stories, and tasted all the ups and downs, unlike me, a handsome word throughout my life......
This kid's cheekiness is too ...... Well, what a fact!
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When I first came out of work, Zi Ma really told me that society is very complicated, and Gensokyo is even more complicated, you must learn to control yourself, and don't do what you can't do. The world is full of traps and temptations, especially when you meet a beautiful woman, you have to be careful, be careful, don't be deceived! Now it's been seven years since she came out to take over the work of the monster sage, and Zi Zhen just wants to say to Zi Ma: What about the temptation that was promised at the beginning?
Zi Ma leaned on Zi Zhen's shoulder very ambiguously, poked Zi Zhen's heart and said: "Xiao Zhen, in a sense, the entire girl in Gensokyo is already your harem, do you still need any temptation?" ”
Zi Zhen thought about it carefully: "It seems to be like this. ”
Zi Ma suddenly felt that her child had opened up, "Hurry up, Xiao Zhen, let's go to the bedroom and cultivate our feelings." ”
Zizhen: "Mommy, if you don't speak, you're actually very mysterious...... Honestly, don't you really think it's a bad feeling if I say to you, 'Mommy, sit down and move yourself'? ”
"Uh......h Is Xiao Zhen starting to dislike Mommy? So sad qaq. ”
"Don't sell cute, Mommy, you're past the age of selling cute, you're already a seventeen-year-old girl, how can you still be like a big lady......"
The eldest lady of a certain Red Devil Pavilion was also shot while lying down.
At this time, Lan Da came over: "Lord Zi, Lord Zizhen, it's time to eat." ”
Yakumo Zi said with a bitter face: I'm tired of eating at home! Purple really listen! Oh, this is going to go to the restaurant, and I was excited! I saw Zi Ma continue to say: Let's go, go to your Aunt Youyouzi's house for dinner at night
Zizhen: "......" is different from what he meows......
After eating-
Zi Zhen: "Let's play cards, lose a game and take off your clothes." ”
Yakumo Zi shyly: "Okay." ”
After a while, Yakumo Purple lost naked. Yakumo Zi threw herself into Zi Zhen's arms, and all kinds of coquettishness: "It's bad for you, Xiao Zhen, you are cheating." ”
Zi Zhen was furious: "I'm cheating?!" Not convinced famously? Put your clothes on and do it all over again! ”
Purple Mom: "............"