Today, Zi Zhen and Yakumo Purple quarreled again over some small things, and a world war broke out in the Yakumo family! Yakumo Lan hid aside with the orange, trying to persuade but couldn't, Zi Ma said angrily, I'm not over, I'll move out, I can't live this day!

Zi Zhen also roared: But that's it, who's afraid of whom! Room for you! The car is for you! The money is given to you too! I'll give it to you too! Mom, I'll go wherever you go!

The water that Zi Ma just drank squirted all over the ground! Then Zi Ma turned around and left, Zi Zhen asked, Zi Ma, where are you going?

Yakumo Zi replied angrily, go grocery shopping, and make your favorite braised pork!

Zi Zhen immediately got up and said, I'll accompany you! Yakumo Zi smiled, with tears in the corners of her eyes, "Why does Little True Baby have to let me every time I quarrel?"

Zi Zhen thought about it and said very sincerely: "Mom, I'm 175, you are 165, don't I have to bow my head first when I talk to you!"

What does it mean to be a son? This is called a son......

Zi Zhen took over as the monster sage for a hundred years, one month and 23 days. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Today, after Zi Zhen finished a day's idle work as a youkai, he came home very tired, and after sleeping for a few hours, he woke up in the middle of the night and found that he couldn't sleep. It must be because there is so much pressure at work. The bored Zi Zhen took out his mobile phone and threw the drifting bottle there in the middle of the night. In Gensokyo, there is only one who can get on the Internet, and there is only one Penglai Mountain Hui Yeji who has the leisure to surf the Internet in the middle of the night. So Kaguya Hime saw the Purple Shin's Drifting Bottle, and she replied with a 1. Zi Zhen took a look, ouch, I'll go, there are really people who haven't slept in the middle of the night. So I replied to a 2.,I didn't expect Kaguya's neet to actually return a 3 in seconds.,Purple really thought.,Good guy and I'm more boring, right? To see who was more boring than whom, he immediately sent another 4 back. So Kaguya has a 5, Shima 6, and Kaguya 7,...... It went on like this, and when Zi Zhen returned to 788, he finally couldn't hold it anymore, and fell asleep with his phone in his hand......

The next day, when the first rays of sunlight in the morning shone into Zi Zhen's room, when his vampire maids had already returned to his coffin hut after work to make up for sleep, Zi Zhen woke up, took his mobile phone and looked at it, and suddenly found that Kaguya Ji counted from 789 to l1000 by himself, and finally left a sentence for Zi Zhen very kindly: "Xiao Zhen, let's continue tomorrow night......

"Keep up your sister!!"

You're boring, I'm a monster sage, how can I be as boring as you neet!?

So Zizhen ignored her. I got up to stop nausea, had breakfast, and finished the day's work (I didn't actually have any work, just wandering around). After that, he picked up Orange Meow and sat on the floor of the Lost House, looking at the sun outside the window.

Kitten Orange sleeps in Zizhen's arms and plays the role of a pet.

Since Zi Zhen grew up, Zi Zhen has become a sixteen-year-old monster sage, and this name is the same as that of Zi Ma's 'our family is a seventeen-year-old beautiful girl'. However, as Zizhen grows up, the status of Orange Meow, who played well with Zizhen back then, is gradually declining, from a reliable young lady to a cat pet basking in the afternoon sun in Zizhen's arms. From the little sister directly to the pet, it can be seen that height and appearance still have a lot to do with people's status......

Zi Zhen reached out and picked Orange Meow's chin with his fingers, and Orange Meow shrank in Zi Zhen's arms in the form of Lori. The smaller body and cute sleeping appearance make people can't help but knead and pinch on that little face to make some little pranks.

Just like playing with ordinary cats, Zi Zhen's dexterous short fingers (Zi Zhen's fingers are indeed short compared to others...... From time to time, under the orange meow, the belly and the cat's ears are cut short, and the roots of these famous stem points are gently glided over, as if they are teasing the cat, although it is not bad in the literal sense.

If someone else dares to do this kind of thing to Lan Da's favorite god orange meow, it is estimated that he has received strong revenge from Lan Da, after all, Lori's heart of control cannot be underestimated.

However, now it is the Yakumo family that is 'playing' with Orange Meow, and the Yakumo family, except for Lord Purple, has the greatest power and status of Yakumo Zizhen, Young Master Zizhen. In addition, the relationship between Zizhen and Yakumo Blue has always been ambiguous......

Of course, although Zi Zhen himself has been a monster sage for a hundred years, a hundred years, looking at a lot, but for the monster, Zi Zhen is just an immature novice, in fact, it is only a hundred years, if it is a war-torn era, it will be a little useful, after all, going to the battlefield can always make people grow quickly, but the hundred years of Gensokyo are simply harmonious and cannot be harmonious, and there are not even a few outsiders. The cautious guys who popped up from time to time under the rule of Zi Ma in front of me seemed to have disappeared.

So in this ordinary hundred years, Zi Zhen has not received any exercise, she can even be said to be idle and panicked, and she has nothing to do every day and has to find some hobbies to pass the time.

It's just a human or a demon.,There's always an interest in hobbies.。 It's like Hua Ma likes to open a flower shop, and Sheng Bailian likes to dye her hair, fight, smoke, drag racing, but she is still a devout Buddhist......

Zi Zhen also has his own hobbies, his hobby is that every time he goes to the sun flower field, he will always break off a sunflower, of course, he paid the price for this hobby, if he is lucky, he will probably be a magic cannon by the flower mother, and if he is unlucky, he will be greeted by the triple magic cannon of the flower mother......

One day, Zi Zhen went to the Sun Flower Field as usual, and played with Sister Youxiang, and the two monsters who have grown up are still on a good relationship with the same, and the relationship between Zi Zhen and Flandrow is also very good, but Zi Zhen hasn't seen her recently. Because that day, **** wanted to try who was stronger when he grew up and Flandallo, so he went head-to-head with Flandrew, and the second lady was also afraid that you wouldn't make it, so she blackened directly, and picked up Levatin and prepared to fight with the young incense, but the result was ......

Flandoro was killed in seconds!

Yes, that day, she used about seventy percent of her strength to kill Flandrow in her full state......

The second lady was still lying in the Red Devil Pavilion at this time, trying to recover......

This time, the time when Zi Zhen went was obviously wrong, because at that time, Youxiang was splitting her body......

It's just mental damage!!

According to Youxiang herself, there are I don't know how many corpses are buried under this sunflower field, most of them are left by Youxiang in that era, and a small part is recently buried by Youxiang.

Zi Zhen thought that **** even pinching sauce was really bragging, but he knew that he was idle and bored again and dug up a small piece of soil in the sunflower field to know that what she said was true......

Zi Zhen vaguely remembers that once Youxiang pinched sauce and tricked a foreign girl into coming to play in the Sunflower Field, but because she was curious, Youxiang dissected her.

Another time was a very powerful alien monster who had a conflict with Youxiang, and that time **** cleverly blinded someone's eyes, and then divided him into corpses. He also made the head of that youkai into a vase, but unfortunately he threw it away last week because he was rotten.

Kazami **** is not easier to deal with than Kazami Yuka......

However, for Zi Zhen, the young fragrant puppet pinch sauce is much more gentle and kind than the fragrant Obasan.

As usual, the two newborn Flower Demons and Yokai Sages had a cordial exchange. Talk about the day. However, at the moment when Zi Zhen said goodbye, he made an old mistake and folded the sunflower casually. It is said that at that time, only young incense was present, although young and fragrant love to raise flowers as much as Youxiang, if someone dares to do this in the sun flower field, Youxiang will turn it into flower fertilizer. However, because it was Zi Zhen who did it, and Yu Xiang and Zi Zhen were good friends who played together since childhood. (PS: In this regard, Zi Zhen is much worse than Zi Ma.) Just like Zi Ma has Youyouzi, Zi Zhen also has the wind and sees the young | In the eyes of ****, Zi Zhen Ke is much more important than the sunflower. This should have passed so easily.

But very unfortunately, this scene was seen by Hua Ma. Even Zi Zhen didn't notice that when she casually folded a sunflower, the flower mother with a black smile on her face didn't know when she had appeared behind Zi Zhen.

Surprisingly, Hua Ma did not raise her hand to give Zi Zhen a magic cannon on the spot as before. She just said lightly to Zi Zhen, "It's rare to come here, come in and sit down." ”

Zi Zhen didn't think too much about it at the time, so when the wind saw that Youxiang was transformative, he loosened his belt and prepared to follow Hua Ma into the house. At this time, as Zi Zhen's good friend when she was a child, the considerate big sister, **** quietly pulled Zi Zhen aside, whispered and asked, and said in a very serious tone: "After you go in with Youxiang Mama, if she gives you something to eat, don't eat it!" Don't eat anything! ”

Zi Zhen was very stupid and naïve at that time, and asked with a secret voice of demonic power: "Then what if she must let me eat it?" ”

"Just say you're full!"

So Zi Zhen remembered the advice of **** even pinching sauce and followed Hua Ma into the house.

After arriving at the house, Hua Ma really took out a lot of delicious things, which was very abnormal, and said to Zi Zhen with a pleasant face: "Eat some." ”

Zi Zhen wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said something against his will: "I'm full." ”

Logically speaking, this should be the end of the day. Even if Hua Ma is on a whim, the demeanor of the big monster should be there, and it is enough to do this trick once.

But the world is unpredictable!

Hua Ma then said, "Then let's have something to drink." ”

It's over, this sentence hasn't been taught!

Zi Zhen lowered his head and thought about the standard answer there, a hundred years of life as a monster sage had no effect on Zi Zhen as an intelligence bonus. Because of the calm of Gensokyo for more than 100 years, Zi Zhen's only job as a monster sage is to hang out every day, so his experience and IQ have not increased much, and he is still a bear child.

IQ is not proportional to appearance, which is a hard flaw for Zizhen......

Over there, Hua Ma has already begun to urge non-stop, to say that Zi Zhen's heart is called a sincerity, and after holding back for a long time, his face was flushed, and he finally burst out with a shocking sentence.

"I'm afraid of poison!"

Kazami Yuka was dumbfounded. Looking at the innocent Zi Zhen, she almost fainted on the spot. This kid is too direct, you don't play cards according to common sense!

Secretly picked by this kid to make it clear, Youxiang can't play anymore. It doesn't matter if the soup is poisonous or not, Zi Zhen watched a farce and went home directly.

Hua Ma broke the bowl like an ordinary person that day.

"This kid dares to be so straightforward now, if he really grows up to be a monster boss, he won't have to eat me in the future!