One day, Lan Da woke up in the morning, and after doing a series of chores for today, he felt that it was still early, so he went to Purple-sama's room. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Purple-sama, get up."

"ZZZ" Yakumo Purple is still in the quilt all over her body, wrapping herself in the quilt like a dough roll.

"Don't sleep Lord Zi, I'll go and wake up Young Master Zizhen in a while."

After Lan Da urged for a while, Yakumo Murasaki, who was still sleepy, had to get up reluctantly.

"It's already morning." Yakumo said with a very unhappy look as she got up.

"I'm still sleepy. Blue, let me sleep for another five minutes. ”

"Lady Purple, Lord Purple Zhen still has to go to school. But Lord Zizhen is also lazy in bed, saying that if you don't get up, Lord Zi, he won't get up even more. ”

"That's right." Yakumo patted her head and said a little sober. Then, he took the clothes handed over by Yakumo Blue, and quickly put them on and washed them.

"Na Lan, come with me to wake up Zi Zhen."

"Yes, Purple-sama."

Hmmm――

The sliding door of Shijin's room was opened, and Yakumo Murasaki and Yakumo Blue walked into the room together. At this time, Zi Zhen was like a caterpillar and rolled himself around with a quilt. It's just a virtue when you sleep with Yakumo Murasaki.

Yakumo Zi stretched out his hand and gently pulled down the quilt covering Zi Zhen's head, revealing Zi Zhen's peaceful sleeping face.

Seeing his baby's peaceful sleeping face, Yakumo Zi was first a little intoxicated, then lowered his head, poked Zizhen's cheek with his hand, and then gently called in Zizhen's ear: "Baby, get up." It's dawn. ”

Zi Zhen ignored her, still sleeping very quietly with her eyes closed.

Yakumo Zi thought for a while, and suddenly said, "Blue, I suddenly have an idea." ”

Lan on the side sighed weakly and said, "Lord Zi, if you want to lift Young Master Zizhen's quilt, forget it." Even so, Young Master Zizhen won't wake up. Master Zi still remembers the last time in a certain winter, no, that time Master Zizhen was lazy in bed, Lord Zi, you saw Young Master Zizhen sleeping, and then you lifted Young Master Zizhen's quilt to see if Zizhen was frozen and woke up, but Zizhen originally slept with the word 'big', but slowly shrunk and shrunk, shrinking into a shrimp, and he didn't ......wake up" said, Lan added another sentence in his heart, this is really his own mother......

"Hehe...... 'Probably because he was mercilessly exposed by his own distraction, Yakumo Zi pretended to look around at the scenery......

Not distancing one's head from Zi Zhen is one of the many wrong things Yakumo Zi has done wrong in her life.

Because at this moment, Zi Zhen suddenly opened his eyes and walked together. Bang! and Yakumo's forehead collided...... Then the mother and son let out a mournful cry together. At this time, Zi Zhencai's eyes widened and he looked at Yakumo Purple and Lan who were stunned and covered their foreheads with him.

Zi Zhenzhen touched his forehead with palpitations and said, "Lan Da, Ma Ma, I seemed to have a dream just now. ”

"What? Young Master Zizhen. Yakumo Blue Road.

"I dreamed that I deflated Aunt Yuka's big truck, and then the big truck suddenly collapsed. Then Aunt Yuka took an umbrella and wanted to knock me on the head. As he spoke, he touched his forehead, "It really hurts......"

Blue: "...... That one...... Young Master Zizhen, you're going to be late for school, so let's get up first. ”

Because he didn't know where to complain, Lan directly avoided the topic.

Zi Zhen looked at Zi Ma, who was covering her forehead, and asked, "What's wrong with Ma Ma?" ”

"It's okay, Ma Ma just accidentally bumped it when he got up." Yakumo said with tears in her eyes. "Don't worry about Mom, Mom has already gotten up, Xiaozhen, you should get up quickly."

"Oh......" Zi Zhen nodded, moved his body slightly, and suddenly his face changed, and he didn't move again.

Lan asked, "What's wrong with Young Master Zizhen?" ”

Zi Zhen: "Blue, Mama, it's nothing, I just felt like I was back when I was a child!" ”

Lan and Yakumo Zi felt strange, only to see Zi Zhen with a sad and angry face and then said, "I'm wetting the bed!" ”

Zi Ma and Lan covered their mouths at the same time, and they had the urge to laugh.

"Xiao Zhen, how old are you, and you still wet the bed, are you shy?" With a playful smile, Yakumo Zi poked her finger at Xiao Zi's really red face and smiled.

Zi Zhen said calmly: "Mom, I suspect that I may have been a wolf in my last life, so I will involuntarily demarcate the territory in my sleep. ”

Yakumo Zi smiled: "It's the first time I've heard someone talk about bedwetting so fresh and refined." After a pause, Yakumo Zi added,

"Actually, that's how dogs demarcate their territory."

Zi Zhen suddenly snorted dissatisfiedly: "Ma Ma, if I am a dog, then what are you?" ”

Yakumo Murasaki: "...... Blue, you go out first, I have some life ideals to talk to this kid. ”

Yakumo Lan retreated tremblingly, and at the same time closed the door, leaving Zizhen alone to face Yakumo Zi's kind eyes......

"Ah~~~~~~~~~h~~~~~~~~~h

After that, there was a scream from inside the room, like killing a pig and skinning it alive.

Lunchtime.

Zi Zhen stood and picked up vegetables, because every time she sat down, Zi Zhen couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, Zi Zhen was really ruthless, was she her own child?

After dinner, Zi Ma was blowing a fan and watching TV, Orange found a shadow area to take a nap, and Lan Da, Zi Zhen didn't know where she went, but every day Lan Da was busy, probably because there was nothing to do, Zi Ma seemed to be on a sudden whim, and casually asked Zi Zhen: "Xiao Zhen." How have you been doing lately? ”

Zi Zhen silently took out a math paper with a score of 27 points. After looking at it expressionlessly for a while, Zi Ma sighed: "This is the elite soldier among the elite soldiers who led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers to capture the city that our family has guarded for many years......

Zi Zhen had a bitter face, saying that he didn't even know who his father was, and he didn't know where he was now, every time he asked Zi Ma, Zi Ma kept silent, and Zi Zhen was itching every time.

In the end, Zi Ma silently said in Zizhen's head: "Baby, you must work hard in the future, you can't run around for three days and two times to play games all night like before, otherwise one day you will become a dead house......"

A certain 'family squatting neet' suddenly sneezed.

"Mommy, your baby is the best, the results of a while can't mean anything, I will work hard in the future and I will be able to make up for the results soon." Zi Zhen said disapprerovantly.

Zi Ma still persuaded bitterly: "Baby, of course my mother knows that baby is the best, but others are also hardworking, you must know that the most terrible thing in life is that people who are better than you work harder than you." ”

Zi Zhen looked at Zi Ma, then at Lan, and after looking up and down a few times, he muttered: "Liar, the most terrible thing in life is that Lan Da eats less than you, and his body is thinner than you, and his breasts are not worse than you......"

Zi Zhen's murmuring did not escape Zi Ma's ears, and Zi Ma smiled kindly again.

Zi Zhen suddenly felt the hot pain in his ass even more obvious.

How many years later, when Zi Zhen became a new generation of monster sages in Gensokyo. Interviews with reporters from Gensokyo's most widely circulated "Wenwen Daily", Shotimaru and Ji Haitang Ji of "Hanakako Nianbao": After Zizhen became a monster sage, which enemies were the most terrifying to Zizhen and the most capable of fighting.

Facing the long guns and short cannons of the two reporter sisters of Shotmaru and Ji Haitangji, Zi Zhen thought about it carefully and said: "I haven't compared it carefully, but as far as my personal experience is concerned, the most powerful and capable of fighting should be my mother Yakumo Zi." ”

So after this day, all kinds of gossip daily reports about Yakumo Zi's abuse of her own children spread all over Gensokyo.

Yakumo fainted in the toilet crying again. After the harm, Zi Zhen had to accompany Zi Ma to visit all the major supermarkets in the outside world.

One of the more interesting ones was when 18-year-old Zi Zhen accompanied Zi Ma to the mall that day, and Zi Ma fell in love with a very expensive one. So Zizhen said: Mom, when you are 30th birthday, I will buy it for you, but the salesman said: We can make a reservation in the store! Zi Zhen said calmly: My mother will always be 17 years old in my eyes!