Chapter 3 If you are scolded, you have to endure it
"Who do you say is the waste?"
A burst of cheers came, and it was the third uncle who spoke. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Third brother, he scolded you for being a waste, why are you still laughing?" The second brother asked without annoyance. It stands to reason that his third brother is a good temper, but not to such a good degree, right?
Gongsun Zetian, who was still watching the excitement, the smile that was originally hanging on his face froze, turned his head to look at the second brother, and pointed at himself, and said, "What he said is me, I am a waste?" ”
The second brother looked at me with sincere eyes and nodded vigorously.
If no one offends me, I will not offend anyone; If anyone offends me, he will pat his brain; If anyone sins against me again, he will have his limbs cut off. People still offend me, cut down the grass and eradicate the roots. This old man can't live patiently, isn't he? Gongsun Zetian was annoyed, do you watch people put down dishes, do you see me being a bully? I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, this TMD is, it's easy to hide, and it's hard to prevent it. The heavens did not descend on me, but they still tortured my mind, strained my muscles and bones, and forced me to cross.
After so many times of crossing, Gongsun Zetian is now becoming more and more "reckless", you make me unhappy, I make you unhappy ten, the vernacular is "eat everything, just can't suffer." ”
"Old immortal, don't go around to let people look at your pig-like face, don't you know that everyone has just come after breakfast?" Gongsun Zetian's character of retribution came up, and he didn't look at the occasion, he opened his mouth to say it, as soon as he opened his mouth, his father's third uncle, as well as the eldest elder, and even the whole clan were stunned on the spot, and then there was a "haha" from the juniors in the clan...... Haha......" burst into laughter. Even the mother covered her mouth and smiled, and the two brothers couldn't stand up with laughter. The third uncle laughed the most heroically, and I judged the laughter on the scene in my heart.
"Hey, old man, I allow you to come into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around my world, understand?" Of course, the old man could not be spared at that, and then he spoke.
Of course, I'm not a fool, I run in front as cannon fodder under any circumstances, and I looked at the smile on the corner of the head of the family's father's mouth, as well as the great elder's smiling eyes, of course, the divine light of approval was still captured by Gongsun Zetian. I once read a classic book called Journey to the West in a certain time and space, and the story there tells us: All the monsters with a backstage have been taken away, and all those without a backstage have been beaten to death with a stick.
"You...... You ......" The three elders were angry, and they couldn't breathe. His fingers trembled and pointed at Gongsun Zetian, and he was short of words for a while.
"Seriously, old man, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance. But with your appearance, I don't want to judge people by their appearance, I have to have the ability to distinguish everything, I must have the ability to know that I am a human and you are a pig, such a discernment ability, right? Gongsun Zetian continued to be aggressive like unforgiving.
"Brute, I'll kill you!" The third elder was angry, and wanted to rush forward, killing Gongsun Zetian under the palm of his hand, and just about to get up, he was stopped by the second elder, and when he saw that the third uncle Situ Qingyun was already standing in front of that kid, he forcibly suppressed the fire in his heart. Turning his head and not wanting to continue to deal with this little bastard.
"This is a family meeting, we are here to discuss things, not for you to disrespect your elders," the second elder said.
"If you reason with him, he will play a hooligan with you; If you play a hooligan, he will reason with you. Excuse me, who is he? "Gongsun Zetian, this is the posture of the Confucians.
"You ......", the second elder was also angry from his heart, and said without hesitation: "You get out of here." ”
"You let me go?" As he spoke, he turned to the crowd and continued: "He asked me to go, but I didn't want to leave by myself." Then he walked out of the hall.
"You ......, you stop me, the matter is not over yet, you don't want to go anywhere." The second elder knew that he was confused and said the wrong thing, and he opened his mouth to call Gongsun Zetian.
"You told me to get out, I got out. You asked me to come back, sorry, get out of here. Gongsun Zetian didn't look back, raised his hand and waved his hand behind him and said loudly, but his footsteps continued to walk out of the hall without stopping.
"Okay, no idiot, stop making trouble, come back quickly." The father glanced at the Great Elder, and when he saw that the Great Elder nodded, he opened his mouth and called out to Gongsun Zetian.
Gongsun Zetian walked down the steps and returned to his mother with a very brazen cigarette. Of course, if you ignore the smug look on that face, it is still acceptable. Of course, looking at the speed of coming back, you know that this shameless man didn't want to leave at all.
"Aren't you going to apologize to me and the Third Elder?" , Seeing Gongsun Zetian coming back, the second elder also wanted to find a step down.
"Since it's ......", Gongsun Zetian took a step forward, paused after speaking, and then said: "The scolding is all scolded, you can choose to continue to endure it, anyway, you have endured it for so long, right, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" Elder." Gongsun Zetian directly ignored the murderous gaze of the second elder, and even gave a contemptuous look to the second elder.
Although he didn't know what the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" were, the Second Elder knew that this was definitely not a good word.
"The meeting continues, shut up." For the first time since the meeting, the Grand Elder reprimanded in a dignified voice.
"Big brother, how can we say that we are also elders, being ridiculed like this in front of the whole clan, how can the elders be embarrassed in the future, how can I have the face to continue to stay in the elders' council second brother?" The second elder changed his emphasis, and these words were simply "tear-jerking", and all kinds of grievances were like angry little daughters-in-law suing in front of their in-laws.
With this performance skill, this thickness of the skin, and the degree of shamelessness, Gongsun Zetian wants to worship him as a teacher. "It seems that there is such a brazen teacher who performs so well?" Gongsun Zetian sighed in his heart.
Gongsun Zetian saw that the Great Elder was silent by default, knowing that the matter in front of him was really difficult to solve. casually said: "You can't just because we have a holiday, you just treat me as a holiday, right?" If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your heart is too small-minded, or my personality is too great. Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. ”
"Oh, by the way, your performance is very exciting, especially the 'humble surface, hiding the inner perversion', which can be described as a three-point performance. Another junior sincerely admires. Gongsun Zetian seemed to remember something and continued to say to the second elder.
"I'll make you regret what you said today." The second elder said viciously to Gongsun Zetian.
"I don't do what I regret, I only do what you regret. Also, don't talk to me about fantasy, quit. Gongsun Zetian completely ignored the Second Elder's threatening words.
"Big brother, I'm going to have a life-and-death duel with this little beast!" The second elder was mad and opened his mouth to have a supreme duel in the family.
The so-called life-and-death duel is that one party submits an application for a duel, and after the head of the family and the elders vote and vote, the other party proposes the content of the competition, and the winner lives and the loser dies. Usually for the great grudge and the family can not be reconciled, the head of the family and the elders voted for the competition, of course, according to the usual content of the Dragon Continent: one is a martial arts duel, the other is an illusion duel.
The "......uproar" was a sensation in the audience.
"The Second Elder actually has such a shameless side?" The family dragon suit whispered.
"This brother doesn't understand, haven't you heard that people are not shameless and vain? Besides, isn't it shameless to be able to achieve such a high position? Is it shameless for a big man to be in a high position? "The family dragon set B to show off his talent.
"Wow, this benevolent brother is talented, dare to ask who is your name? Where does the family work? "The family dragon trick is a sycophant.
"Where, my younger brother is Tu Haonan, known as "Brother Haonan", and he is the comprador of the family. The family dragon replied narcissistically.
Ignoring the wonderful appearance of the friendship of the three dragons, the "game" continues.
"You're really promising, everyone knows that my nephew can't learn martial arts, and he has never practiced illusions. You want to come with me. The third uncle stood up indignantly to help.
"Illusion? What? Gongsun Zetian had never heard of this suspected skill called "illusion". Although I have traveled through so many times and spaces, and traveled so many places, it is better than reading books for tens of thousands of years. This is the first time this professional traveler has heard the word "illusion".
"Oh, the third brother is weak, so he doesn't dare to let you touch these, but even if you do, you won't be able to learn, in vain. This illusion is actually a kind of magic that attacks the opponent's mind with mental power, through its own powerful spiritual thoughts, and some seemingly inadvertent but hidden actions, sounds, drugs or objects to make the other party fall into a state of mental trance and produce all kinds of hallucinations in consciousness, and through these hallucinations can achieve sleep, control and even mental obliteration, etc., this kind of mental attack is unguardable. High-level illusionists can inadvertently let the other party enter the illusion created by themselves, so as to achieve silent killing, the legendary illusionist can transform the illusion between reality and reality, which is very powerful, not only to attack its spirit, but also to physically attack the body. However, due to the limitation of mental power, low-level illusions can only be released against one person, and the more people targeted, the greater the spiritual power required. For example, if you use 10 points of mental power to deal with one, then you need 100 points of mental power to deal with two people, and you need to deal with 10-20 times or more of the mental power of two people to deal with more than three. I'm afraid that the most powerful illusionist in the entire Dragon Teng Continent can only deal with a hundred people at most. Although the illusion is powerful, but the limitations are also very great, if the mental power of the opponent is much higher than you, if the other party uses the mental power to counter you, then you will be oppressed by the other party and your own mental power, resulting in the illusion backlash, the light mental breakdown, the heavy is a life. ”
This second brother can't be from the Dragon Continent, right? Why does he know everything, and he explains it in such detail. He's not talking nonsense, is he framing me? Gongsun Zetian criticized in his heart.
"Mental power?" Although Gongsun Zetian criticized the "second brother" for saying those "eruditions" who didn't know whether it was true or false, he still asked.
"Ahem" The second brother made a gesture of clearing his throat, as if he was a teacher, and continued to explain: "The so-called spiritual power is the mind, that is, the ...... It's just ......, uh, this thing can only be understood but not spoken. He nodded as he spoke, looking unfathomable.
Gongsun Zetian stared at the second brother, and there was infinite contempt in his heart, you won't be able to pretend, pretend, pretend, continue to pretend, you and I don't know what spiritual power is, how come I was also a genius magician in the Magic Continent, and the person who was closest to the God of Law. Besides, my dignified Heavenly Realm Immortal Emperor, although his strength cannot be restored for the time being, his huge divine sense is still there, but can you understand?
Gongsun Zetian did not continue to embarrass this so-called "" second brother. In his heart, he is scheming, his huge divine thoughts are still there, although he will not be able to use the illusion of this time and space, but the elemental breath in the air can still be sensed, although the high-level magic cannot be released without cultivation, but the low-level magic, with the control of spiritual power, is still no problem to arrange and release the elements in the air. If you are not afraid of him, why should you fight?
"Third brother, you can't rush into a duel with him, the second elder is now a fourth-level illusionist of illusion." The eldest brother interjected at this time, interrupting Gongsun Zetian's thoughts.
"Fourth-level Grand Illusionist?" Gongsun Zetian became curious about the rank.
"Illusion is divided into ten levels, a first-level junior illusionist, a second-level intermediate illusionist, a third-level senior illusionist, a fourth-level grand illusionist, a fifth-level magician, a sixth-level great magician, a seventh-level magician, an eighth-level great magician, a ninth-level god magician, and a tenth-level divine master. Level 1 to level 4 are the initial stage of illusion, when you go beyond level 4 and start to level 5, you can enter the door of illusion in the real sense, and it can only be regarded as a small success, and when you reach level 9, it can be regarded as a great achievement of illusion, and when you can reach level 10 in illusion, you can count it in a slap in the entire Dragon Continent. And the fourth to fifth level is a hurdle, this hurdle is like a chasm that stucks many people, most of the illusionists who practice illusion on the continent will be stuck at the fourth level, unable to break through to the fifth level, only a few geniuses can reach the fifth level, and each upgrade after the fifth level requires a very big opportunity. And there is a big difference between mental power and skill improvement, and the degree of danger is not ordinary, so many people choose martial arts and will not choose to practice illusions. "The second brother's halo is blessed, and if the mouth hangs over the river, it is like a surging river, and he continues to explain the confusion to Gongsun Zetian.
Is this product not talking all year round, and when you get the opportunity to say that you don't have fun, it's gone. Gongsun Zetian muttered in his heart.
"San'er, you were injured yesterday, and now you are not well, even if you are fine, you can't agree to fight, how is this good?" With tears in her eyes, her mother pulled Gongsun Zetian's arm and didn't let go, as if as soon as she let go, Gongsun Zetian ran away.
Tears offensive, I'm dripping? "Mother, don't worry, I know how to deal with it, leave it to me." Gongsun Zetian comforted.
"Little brute, don't you dare? Why, dare to go out and beat other people's young masters, but dare not accept the competition? With this guts, are you embarrassed to contradict the elders? "Seeing that the wind direction was deflected, the three elders of the pig face jumped out at the right time.
Gongsun Zetian glanced at his father and the Great Elder, and thought about it, it is indeed difficult to clean up the development at this time, if the father and the Great Elder are partial to help, it will be difficult to convince the public in the future, if they don't help, then they can only fight.
Gongsun Zetian is never afraid of challenges, he also likes challenges, he is crazy in his bones, against the enemy in front of him, the battle is like thunder, and the attack is crazy. Only forward, never back. He became one of the three emperors of the Heavenly Realm, and even the other two emperors did not dare to provoke him easily, and privately called him a "madman". Although he has traveled through multiple time and space, the fame and prestige of the "madman" have not decreased but increased, and there is nothing that this thing does not dare to do. Everyone who is the enemy of him knows one thing, a "madman" can't let him be stimulated, normal he is just scary, and when he becomes a "madman", he doesn't even have a chance to be terrible.
And now he's stimulated, there's no challenge to take, there's no one to push me back.
Gongsun Zetian's battle intent was full of momentum, blending and converging, his eyes were embarrassed, and he stared at the two elders.
"If you want to fight, I will fight!"