The traffic policeman played by Lu Fang looked at Liu Hu who fell to the ground, looked at the bicycle again, and said: "Auntie, you are riding too fast!" This rim is like this, are you racing? ”

"Hahaha!!"

The auditorium was once again flooded with laughter!

The old lady said incoherently, "I... I..."

Traffic police: "Look at you hit someone..."

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Traffic police: "Auntie, this car is here, people are lying here, the scene of the accident is too clear." ”

What a god-like turn!

First Liu Hu couldn't figure it out, but now the old lady is speechless, and the burden has lasted almost unbroken!

The old lady explained, "That's not my bike." Not my bike..."

Liu Hu, who was lying on the ground, suddenly turned his head and said: "Your wife's bicycle, you can't pedal so fast, I'm delaying your take-off!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter, and several girls covered their stomachs, which was really laughing and cramping!

The traffic police hurriedly calmed her down, and came to Liu Hu, who fell to the ground: "Oh, comrade, didn't you break it, does it hurt?" ”

A stunning scene has reappeared!

I saw Liu Hu fall to the ground, raised his arms and moved his legs, and shouted: "Oh, my elbow, oh, my wave, oh, my waist..."

As soon as Liu Hu opened his mouth, he directly made the audience laugh, and everyone couldn't hold back their laughter, but they couldn't help it, and their stomachs hurt with laughter!

Traffic police: "It's all broken?" ”

Sure enough, I saw Liu Hu answering: "It doesn't hurt." ”

The traffic police were speechless and said: "It's all here, don't use the elimination method." It's okay, let's see if we can walk around? ”

Liu Hu said quietly: "You should be able to go, but you must go according to the table." ”

"Why did you still walk up to the watch?" The old lady said loudly!

The audience burst into laughter!

I think this skit is really well performed!

The script is funny, the actors are funny, the key is that kind of turn, the singer debuts, talks about cross talk, and acts in sketches, like seeing a man have a child, which gives people a different kind of stimulation.

And Liu Hu looked back at the body of the bicycle, and said with a cheap face: "Ah, the rim is like that, it's been a long time, I flew over there, can I still rescue it?" Look at this, I can fly out for about 10 meters! ”

"Where did you fly 10 meters?"

The old lady was angry.

Liu Hu slapped his hand on the ground: "Then I fly a few meters, it's all here, and it makes sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?" ”

Burst~

Everyone burst into tears and laughed!

The old lady wailed: "What he said is all my words!" ”

The joyful atmosphere of the whole stage reached its climax! The audience, judges, staff, and even the contestants backstage couldn't help but laugh and couldn't stop talking!

This sketch has too much baggage, and the sense of contradiction given by Liu Hu, a singer, is really irresistible, and the laughter almost never stops.

At this point, the sketch performance is in the final stage.

But what the audience didn't expect was that this traffic police officer turned out to be the traffic police who dealt with the rear-end accident!

This is another divine turn!

Liu Hu hugged the traffic police excitedly, and the old lady muttered uneasily: "It's over, they still know each other." ”

Liu Hu began to explain the cause and effect of the incident to the traffic police, and the old lady began to carefully recall how she fell.

At this time, the traffic police took out two hundred yuan and said: "Auntie, look, the driver just now came back to apologize, saying that my brain didn't turn this corner at that time, let me return this money to this young man, saying that you can't let people who do good deeds feel cold and take it." ”

Seeing this, everyone applauded!

Liu Hu pressed the money on his small chest: "Oh, it's not cold, it's not cold, it's not cold." ”

The traffic police handed over another one: "People will give you an extra 100 for you to take to repair the car." ”

Liu Hu covered his chest again: "Oh, not only is this not cold, why is it suddenly a little heartburn?" ”

And at this moment, the old lady on the side finally remembered what happened before, and said loudly: "I remembered, just now, I put it aside and twisted it, and a step was empty, and I fell down when it was over." ”

"Finally, the truth is revealed!"

Liu Hu walked up to the old lady: "Auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no choice, so I played it back for you." ”

When everyone heard the word playback, they couldn't help but replay the sketch just now in their minds, as if they had reviewed it again.

The old lady held Liu Hu's hand: "Child, Auntie misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you have to help Auntie, so good!" ”

Liu Hu said seriously: "Auntie, if this person falls, we won't help him, won't that person's heart fall?" If people's hearts fall, we can't help them even if we want to. ”

On the stage, off the stage, both men and women, all stood up and applauded when they heard this, including the judges, which is a positive energy.

"Good..."

But the sketch isn't over yet.

"Stinky boy, it's a thief, it's lying on the ground, and you're still walking up according to the table, hahaha..."

"I have a lot of eyes, I haven't turned that, I wonder if I want to turn up at this speed, then I can't spontaneously combust."

"Hahaha..."

At the end of the sketch, the applause lasted for a long time.

After the four of them walked on stage, the host said: "Everyone said, is his skit good?" ”

"Good..."

There was a wolf howl in the audience!

"Haha! I also think it's good, let me tell you, when I first got the performance list of the contestants, I watched Liu Hu first. When I saw him actually acting in a sketch instead of talking about cross talk, the whole person was stunned. ”

There was a good-natured laugh from the audience.

"Okay, don't talk about anything else, let the judges comment first, and the first one will be commented by Teacher Dong Huiying!"

Dong Huiying brought the microphone closer and said, "I don't have anything to say, my major is dance, just professional reviews." If I were to say one word, good, if I had to say two words, good, three words, very good. ”

Dong Huiying is a famous dancer in the province, although she is nearly fifty years old, her demeanor when she was young can still be seen, and it can be said that the charm still exists!

The next few people just commented slightly, until Zhao Shan, the sketch master.

"Mr. Zhao is a professional sketch actor, let's listen to Mr. Zhao's professional comments."

Bang bang bang ~ The applause continued for a while before it subsided.

"As a professional sketch actor, I can see that they have put a lot of effort into this sketch, from the script to the acting skills."

"Although there are still many flaws, but the flaws are not hidden, I will give you a few words of advice, whether it is cross talk or sketch performance, it is in acting, and even any form of performance depends on acting skills, but the degree of acting skills required for each type is different, the sketch is more exaggerated, the cross talk is more subtle, and the traces of your partner's cross talk are too heavy, in fact, it can be exaggerated a little. Finally, I want to talk about the script, it has connotation, it's a good book, it's indisputable. After Zhao Shan finished speaking, he gave an encouraging look.

"Okay, then now let them get off the stage and rest for a while, and invite the next performer." The host saw that Zhao Shan had finished commenting, and said.

The four of them walked backstage, and Wang Liang breathed a long sigh of relief, "Huzi, you really practice courage on this kind of stage, and if you don't have the guts, you will really be soft!" ”

Liu Hu cut off, "What kind of guts is this!" I've never done anything daring, and I'm not nervous when I get on stage! ”

Courage not only needs to practice, but also to have confidence, how can Liu Hu, who has a systematic body, lack confidence.

"You're just stupid and bold, I can't do it, I don't see that my legs are still shaking now!" Wang Liang was also very puzzled by Liu Hu's calmness, so he could only find a stupid and bold reason to comfort himself.

Liu Hu said: "I won't talk to you, I'll rest for a while, I still have a show!" If you have something to do, you can go first. ”

Wang Liang shook his head, "It's okay, you rest, we're still waiting to see what your next show is!" ”

Liu Hu didn't say anything polite to him, and began to close his eyes after taking a sip of water.

Liu Hu never told Wang Liang what the next show was, he only knew that Liu Hu asked Xie Yueying to find some strong men, and the conditions were very high, they were all the kind of body type from the gym, but when rehearsals, they couldn't find where others were.

When he practiced sketches with Liu Hu, he wanted to see what another show was, but he never succeeded, and this time he was finally able to see it, where it was so easy to be fooled.

Time passed slowly, and the actors came on the stage one after another, but the atmosphere in the field became more and more gloomy, until Liu Hu was ready to go on stage, and the host introduced the names of the next performers.

"Here is a wonderful show that Liu Hu will bring us, and what he wants to perform is ........."

"Crosstalk..."

"Sketch..."

"Singing..."

The audience said everything, but the host seemed to deliberately adjust the atmosphere and never spoke, obviously wanting to make the atmosphere more enthusiastic.