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Liu Hu pressed down with both hands and said helplessly: "Okay, auntie, let's not break it!" Let's look at the picture and talk, fortunately, cameras are now installed in the streets and alleys... What about the head? ”

Seeing that the head of the camera was gone, Liu Hu asked Cangtian speechlessly, and his expression directly made the audience laugh again.

"It's over, the head is gone, there will be no head if I continue to entangle, and I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River." As he spoke, he walked towards the bike.

The old lady got up and said, "What, you still want to go!" ”

Liu Hu turned around and said with a false smile on his face: "I'm not in a hurry, I have to run." ”

At this time, Lu Dong, who played the role of passerby A, finally appeared! He walked in from behind the curtain and called as he walked: "Wife, I'll be home soon, don't worry...... Wait a minute! ”

Lu Dong also often talks about cross talk, and he has no stage fright for this, as if he had just seen Mrs. Wang, bent down and said: "I saw an old lady fall on the road and no one came to help her," he suddenly straightened up and said angrily: "Why did you say that the current social atmosphere has become like this!" Others don't care, I'll care! ”

At this moment, it was as if all the justice in the world was gathered on him, making him seem so great.

Lu Dong put down his mobile phone, opened his hands to the old lady, and said, "Auntie, don't move." Then in front of the old lady who wanted to get up, she suddenly squatted down, the mobile phone moved forward, "clicked", took a photo, and then passed by, leaving in style, and the old lady who was about to get up snapped and fell to the ground again!

Lu Dong continued to make phone calls, and said righteously: "I will immediately send a Weibo to condemn this behavior, and let my parents forward the comments, wife, remember to give me a thumbs up!" Oh, this old lady fell, but it's miserable..."

“......”

This Nima is a divine turn!

A person in the audience who was drinking water sprayed directly!

That's all you know?

What about your righteousness?

The audience couldn't help but applaud before, after all, society needs this kind of person, and now it's embarrassing!

The judges couldn't be happier.

They were a little impressed.

This work is really good, compared to the performances of the previous contestants, this work of Liu Hu and several people is completely several grades higher, it is hard to imagine that this will be from the hands of a singer who has just debuted!

And looking at Liu Hu's appearance, the sketch is far from finished, and the excitement is still to come!

I thought I was talking about cross talk this time, but I didn't expect that Liu Hu, who has always been regarded as a singer, also has a set of cross talk and sketches.

Hearing that someone was coming, Liu Hu hid, and when he saw the style of passerby A, he gestured directly behind him, and said angrily: "It's miserable that you don't help him." ”

Liu Hu ran to the old lady's side, "Come on, auntie, do it!" Auntie, I'll take you to the hospital right away, but I beg you, you can prove it for me, just say I'm just an unrelated passerby. ”

"Okay." The old lady nodded in response.

"That's right!"

Liu Hu happily took out his mobile phone and took a picture from the bicycle, "I am a good person Liu Hu, just now, I carried my bicycle in front of me unscrupulously, and somehow, there was suddenly an old lady in the back, I put aside all my worries and stepped forward to help her without hesitation." ”

At this time, Liu Hu pointed the mobile phone in his hand at Mrs. Wang: "It's your turn, close your chin and look thin." ”

Mrs. Wang looked at the mobile phone camera and said in a trembling voice: "I, I am an innocent passerby, the innocent was knocked down by you, and you still have to run when it's over, hehehe... Hehehehe..."The old lady laughed proudly.

Liu Hu put away his phone in slow motion with a bitter face: "Auntie, you are so naughty, do your family know?" ”

The audience was already laughing so much that they couldn't stand up straight, and many of them had to hold on to their chairs to continue watching.

"Okay, auntie, let's wait for someone who understands things, let him help us evaluate the reason, you put on this coat, don't freeze it." Liu Hu took off his coat and put it on her.

At this time, suddenly a bicycle was ridden out from behind the scenes!

It's not who Lu Dong is, it's just that he has changed his clothes.

Liu Hu stopped him: "Hey, big brother." ”

Lu Dong stopped the bicycle with the foot brake: "What's the matter, young man?" ”

"There's an old lady here..."

Shout!

Lu Dong rode quickly!

Until the edge of the stage, Lu Dong called Liu Hu over and asked in a low voice, "You hit it?" ”

"Not really!"

"Run!" Lu Dong put his foot on the pedal and said, "I'll help you." ”

Liu Hu was curious: "What is the result?" ”

I saw Lu Dong turn his head, as if the past was unbearable, and choked up: "Let me tell you this, brother... It's a big run! ”

Lu Dong left, Liu Hu stood upright, and bowed silently.

The audience burst into laughter again, and many little girls burst into tears!

"It's hilarious!"

"Ouch, I'm laughing..."

The audience burst into laughter! Even people who have a high laughing point are amused by this series of dialogues!

Liu Hu, who sent Lu Dong away, had already returned to the old lady, he half-squatted, looked at the old lady, and said sincerely: "Auntie, let me briefly introduce the situation in my family." Well, let's put it this way, thieves come to my house and leave with tears in their eyes. ”

Everyone burst into laughter!

"You have to throw me two bags of rice during the New Year's holidays! Do you see what I mean? Liu Hu looked at the old lady sincerely and said.

Seeing that Mrs. Wang turned her head and ignored him, Liu Hu continued: "Then let's do this, let's share a few fables together, the names of the stories are: Mr. Dongguo and the wolf, Lu Dongbin and the dog, the farmer and the snake, Liu Hu and the old lady. ”

This sentence is so funny!

When the three fables were said, everyone couldn't help but be happy, and finally as soon as "Liu Hu and the Old Lady" came out, they couldn't help it anymore, and even the photographer couldn't help laughing!

"What are these stories about," Liu Hu continued: "I'll tell you about them from beginning to end, saying that once upon a time, there was a gentleman named Dongguo, one day, he rode his donkey, and rode a big pimple in that Gadagada, and when it was over, he met a wolf who was about to die, and this wolf—"

Before everyone could stop laughing, the old lady in silence broke out! Trembling with anger, the flesh on his face trembled, and Wang Liang, who was in his twenties, was stunned to perform the demeanor of an old lady in her seventies: "It's too inky!" If you want to help you, you will help, if you don't help you, you will leave, you make room for good people! I'll just act like you haven't hit me, okay, you go, go, go, run! ”

The audience burst into fun!

Looking at Liu Hu's expression that almost collapsed when he heard the word "escape", he couldn't help it anymore and applauded!

Liu Hu got up suddenly: "Why did I still escape?" You keep talking like this, can we still play together in the future? ”

The old lady asked, "Will you go?" ”

Liu Hu said: "I'm not leaving!" ”

Old lady: "Are you leaving?"

”

Liu Hu said: "If I go, I will be an escape!" ”

The old lady played by Wang Liang trembled at this time: "You're not leaving, are you?" Okay, I'll go!! ”

I'm leaving! As soon as the two words came out, I saw the old lady fall to the ground sideways, pinching her waist with one hand, and reconnoitring with the other hand like a soldier in the grass, and her movements were extremely standard.

Three or four meters in an instant!!

This is simply blinding everyone!!

Laughter, applause, all in one moment!

Liu Hu said frantically: "I said aunt, where are you going to blow up the bunker, why can't you understand?" I'm like that Mr. Dongguo now, oh, I saved the wolf when I was done, and the wolf will eat me when I turn around, so you say that the wolf..."Seeing the old lady glaring at him, the volume immediately lowered, "Isn't it rude?" ”

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused by Liu Hu again!

Such an imposing sentence, after being glared at by the old lady, it is really difficult not to make people happy!

The old lady straightened up and said loudly: "I just understood, you put aside that finger and scolding Huai, I have been lying here for a long time, do you think I am lying on my stomach?" Say who is the snake, who is the dog, and who is the wolf? When I don't understand it's not! ”

Liu Hu said: "What a good fable! How can it have anything to do with swearing! ”

Mrs. Wang was angry: "You bumped me into me, even if you say sorry, not only don't you apologize, but you also bite me back, I tell you, hey, you are there today, don't want to leave." ”

As she spoke, the old lady stood up, staggered towards the bicycle, grabbed the bicycle, shook her body again and rushed back, and said as she moved: "This is the evidence, I am risking my life today, and I will fight this undesirable social phenomenon to the end!" ”

The audience laughed.

Liu Hu was shocked: "No, how did you move over?" ”

The old lady herself was stunned by herself: "Huh? ”

Liu Hu asked in disbelief: "Auntie, are you okay!" ”

The old lady gasped: "Me? I'm so angry with you! ”

Liu Hu raised his eyebrows and said, "Ah! This angry person can still cure the disease, then I am qigong! ”

And so the crowd rejoiced again!

Finally, the role played by Lu Fang, the traffic police, appeared!

Originally, he planned to let Lu Dong play three roles alone, but considering that the time was a little tight, and Lu Fang also wanted to show his face on the stage, Liu Hu agreed.

When the old lady saw the traffic police, she put down her bicycle, grabbed the traffic policeman's hand, and said excitedly: "Savior! Just now... He..."

The moment the traffic police appeared, Liu Hu had already fallen to the ground!!

It's fast!

Hilarious and spread directly to the audience!

This reversal aroused the audience's expectations for the follow-up plot.

At the scene, the bicycle was at the feet of the old lady, Liu Hu fell to the ground, his face was still blue, and he was pumping and pumping, and the situation was reversed in an instant! At this time, the traffic police appeared, wouldn't everything be reversed!

What a stunning twist!

And the sketch really entered the climax.

"You, you... Why did you still fall? ”

At this time, the old lady was still holding the hand of the traffic policeman, but when she turned around, she saw Liu Hu lying motionless on the ground - it seemed that she was still convulsing! I'm so angry that I can't even speak!

"Hahaha~"

It's hilarious, too!

"Why did you still fall?"

Some viewers also repeated the phrase.