"How does it feel to be on the news?" Ding Shishi asked.

"It's like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and it ends before I know what's going on." Huang Wenbin said, and then all the things he said and didn't say were edited indiscriminately, and the news that came out in the end was already unrecognizable, if you really want to say anything insightful, that is: "I thought it was very mysterious before I was on it, but after I was on it, it was actually the same thing." Nothing remarkable. ”

"It's not a big deal!" Ding Shishi said, "You think it's not a big deal if you've been on it, but I haven't been on the news yet!" ”

"yes, yes, I haven't been on it either." Liu Xiangdie said.

"I've been there." Xiao Lei said, "I have been on the news of the provincial capital. ”

"How can the provincial city news and the seven o'clock news be compared." Fang Tianhe said, "As long as you have money, you can read the news in the provincial city casually, and no one reads it at all." The seven o'clock news can be watched all over the country, everyone watches it, and the ratings don't know how high. The last time seven o'clock was on the news, it was something that could be boasted about for a lifetime. My father was in the banking system of the coastal provinces, with numerous awards and awards, and he never appeared on the news at seven o'clock. ”

"I'd love to be on the seven o'clock news, too." Ding Shishi sighed.

"If you really want to, you can do it." Huang Wenbin said, "Brother Qingquan said that maybe I can strive for a follow-up report to introduce the situation of the second generation of wheat in detail, and then I will say that you are the manager who is fully responsible for the development progress, and let you introduce the second generation of wheat." ”

Of course, Ding Shishi doesn't understand mobile phone development, in fact, she doesn't even know much about smart phones, once she swiped around with a wheat mobile phone, and wanted to install a computer version of office on it, and said to Huang Wenbin that you could run office when the computer used to have 500hz32m memory, and the 1G CPU of the wheat mobile phone, more than 700M memory, why can't it be installed. It took Huang Wenbin a lot of effort to explain that the number of mobile phones and computers is not the same thing at all, and mobile phones need to install their own software. If you really let Ding Shishi talk about technology, I don't know how many jokes will be made, but there is a copycat grandfather system, and if you don't understand technology, you can also become an expert in an instant.

"Is that okay?" Ding Shishi was overjoyed, but after thinking about it, she was deflated again, "Forget it, you have to raise a baby, and you have to put on makeup on TV." ”

"That's not as good as me." Xiao Lei said, "I don't have to raise a baby!" ”

"I don't need to." Fang Tianhe said, "Xiaolei, you are too young, you don't look like it, or I'm more like an expert." ”

"Sister Fang, no." Ding Shishi said, "What a lot of radiation from the camera, what if there is a problem." Xiaolei can't do it either, she's too young, and she's been on TV, so if someone turns it out, isn't it asking for trouble. Let's let Wen Bin do it himself, and then match it with a real expert. As long as the business is done well, there will be more opportunities to appear on TV in the future. Get a deputy to the National People's Congress, a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference or something, and you can show your face a few times every year. ”

"It's boring." Xiao Lei said, "I thought I could show my face on the news and show it to the people in our village." ”

"Where are there still people in your village, aren't they all out to make steamed buns?" Ding Shishi said.

"It's not all of it, and it's less than half of it." Xiao Lei said.

Since Xiao Lei made a fortune making steamed buns with Huang Wenbin, the people in her hometown village have all rushed out to make steamed buns. It is also claimed that Xi Shi buns are ancestral secret recipes, which have been popular in the village for thousands of years, and even made up a legend - Xi Shi went to Wu Wangfu to go undercover as a spy, originally just the lowest palace maid, and used Xi Shi buns to lure her husband, so that she became a queen, so that her husband indulged in delicious beauties and made great contributions to the Yue country. After the destruction of Wu, Xi Shi went to the countryside to live in seclusion, and this Xi Shi bun was handed down all the way. Anyone who hears this story will laugh off their big teeth, but what kind of food story is not like this.

"Shih Tzu buns are obviously our registered trademarks, so many people use them, and they don't give us royalties." Ding Shishi was worried about this.

"I don't have a lot of money, forget it." Huang Wenbin said, "It's a good thing to benefit their hometown, so they can use it if they like." "If you don't want them to use it, then you have to ask the lawyer to sue one by one, where did Huang Wenbin get so much time, those are poor people, and they won't get compensation if they win. It's better to wait for them to build the market, and then the authentic Shih Tzu steamed bun shop will go over and open a branch, which will be more profitable. Even if they don't open a branch, when they make money and stabilize their money, they can find a lawyer to come to the door, and they can get a little licensing fee.

"At least clarify." Ding Shishi said, "It has ruined our reputation." ”

"There's no way to clarify this." Huang Wenbin said, "Going against the people never ends well." "And a famous snack that has been handed down for thousands of years, or a brand made out of thin air a few years ago, which one is more compulsive, isn't it obvious. Since it has become a famous snack, let's make a famous snack, and when the time comes, contact the local officials and get a Shih Tzu Bun Museum or something, which can also be regarded as a tourist resource.

"I'm depressed, it's easy to make a brand." Ding Shishi said.

"Don't be depressed, helping so many people make a fortune is a good thing with immeasurable merit." Huang Wenbin said.

"Forget it, it's just a trifle." Ding Shishi said, "There's nothing else to do, right?" ”

"Nope." Huang Wenbin said and suddenly remembered, "By the way, there is another one, I am the president of the fellow association." ”

"What president?" Ding Shishi didn't hear clearly.

"President of the Fellow Townspeople's Association." Huang Wenbin said, "The president of the Coastal Province Association. ”

"Isn't the president Zhao Shuwang?" Ding Shishi asked, "He's been doing it for several years." ”

"It's like the cancer got worse and I only had a few months left to live, so I retired." Huang Wenbin said.

"I can't see it." Ding Shishi said, "I only met him last month, and the improvement is very good." ”

"I think so, too." Huang Wenbin said, "But Zhao Shuwang can't joke with this kind of thing." Anyway, he said that he was going to retire, and then the election of the next president was held early, so he elected me...... If you knew this, you wouldn't have to be a member, it's really troublesome. Saying this, Huang Wenbin was actually very proud in his heart. Sitting at home, the president will send it to the door.

"My dad was about to say if he wanted to go to the hometown association for a job." Ding Shishi said, "I didn't expect you to be the president." ”

"What good will this fellow countryman do?" Huang Wenbin said.

"Make more friends." Ding Shishi said, "There are many people in the coastal provinces in the capital, and being the president can expand the network. ”

"That's right, the affairs of the fellow townspeople association will be handed over to my father-in-law." Huang Wenbin said, "I can't finish my serious work. ”

"How can my dad have time, and now he is still keeping an eye on the construction site for you in Dayue Province." Ding Shishi said.

"What then?" Huang Wenbin asked, "I really don't want to go." ”

"If there's anything you don't want to go, it's just eating and eating nonsense, and people ask you to donate money, so you can donate a little bit casually." Ding Shishi said.

It's no problem to donate money, but what Huang Wenbin doesn't like the most is eating, he has a big career, and as soon as he eats, he will sit on the main seat, and when he sits on the main seat, he will come to toast. Even if you don't finish it, you have to drink a small sip at a time, and you have to drink a lot after a banquet. There is no way to do business, but this fellow villager will clearly have no business to do, and he will take care of others, and he can't make any money by himself, and he has to drink so much wine, thinking about it is hard.

"Brother Wen Bin, don't you want to be the president?" Xiao Lei asked.

"yes, I don't think much about it." Huang Wenbin said.

"Then resign." Xiao Lei said.

"I don't want to do it, but it doesn't seem lucky to quit as soon as I become a job." Huang Wenbin said, "The presidents of the fellow associations are all highly respected figures. Generally, there are no accidents, and it is always necessary to do it until it is impossible, and then abdicate to become honorary president. The last time I resigned halfway through, I embezzled the money of the hometown association, and was impeached by the members and had to resign. The last one who resigned was arrested by the police for breaking the law. If I become president, I will have to serve a term and then become honorary president. ”

"It's easy, too." Ding Shishi said, "Doesn't this hometown association often collect donations? ”

"Yes, they collected donations from the people of the coastal provinces in the capital, and took them back to the coastal provinces to build primary schools and repair roads, and care for the lonely and widowed elderly." Huang Wenbin said.

There are a lot of cats in this, for example, to build a primary school, everyone got together 500,000 yuan, Zhao Shuwang took the money back, found his brother-in-law as a contractor, built a small building and built a playground, everyone looked at 500,000 yuan and almost left, walked around to accept the warm welcome of primary school students, and returned to the capital satisfied. No one knew that the local government of this primary school also paid for it, but it was actually built by the township association and the local government. As for how much money was paid for the joint construction, it is certainly not right. The hometown association remembers that it was the township association that provided 500,000 yuan, and the local government provided some labor and materials. The local government remembered that they had contributed more than 400,000, and the townspeople's association pointed out 180,000.

"That's right," Ding Shishi said, "as soon as you take office, you immediately said that you want to donate money, and you will take out five million first." According to the rank, the vice president has to get more than 1 million, and then the officers have to get 500,000, and the active members have to get 108,000. You donate money every time you have a meeting, and if you come a few times, they won't dare to come to you. After donating money, you find someone to strictly supervise the use of the money to prevent them from embezzlement, and you will soon be disgusted and will ensure that no one will elect you next time. ”

"What a waste of money." Fang Tianhe is in charge of the accounts, and no matter how much money he has, he can't spend it indiscriminately.

"It won't be wasted, how can it be a waste if you take the money to do charity." Ding Shishi said.

"That's a good move!" Huang Wenbin thought about it, and already had a plan, "You don't have to use money to do charity." ”