After playing anti-terrorism for an afternoon, Zhang Wuji thought about what happened today when he went to the toilet and smoked secretly, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this gourd was strange, but he didn't know where it was strange, so he deliberately took the gourd out from the back of his ass and came to his brain.

What he didn't expect was that this thing that couldn't pour anything sprayed him with flowers, but in an instant his whole expression was numb, his eyes sank, and a wave of darkness came over, and he fell asleep before he could close the zipper.

During this period, about seven people in a trance walked past the stunned Zhang Wuji, and there was even a bad-looking watermelon head who handed Zhang Wuji a cigarette, but found that this person was too cold to give face, and showed a painful expression on his face and walked out of the bathroom.

How did he know that since that thing sprayed Zhang Wuji's head with a flower, Zhang Wuji immediately fell into a mysterious world, which was different from the dream in the examination room last time, this was not a dream, Zhang Wuji's eyes shook many small golden numbers, they floated in the air.

Each number is preceded by some attribute nouns, such as adsorption, and then adsorption is followed by a 3, such as secretion, followed by a 6, and then Zhang Wuji saw it, freezing 7, lasting 17, and the body fluid rose by 0.7%...... These beating numbers revolve around a shining star that is like a human heart......

Almost just when Zhang Wuji was distinguishing the meaning of each number, the previous watermelon head appeared again, at this moment he looked at Zhang Wuji with a surprised face, as if he saw a monster, and said "freak" in a low voice and then exited the toilet, and a few minutes later, about five or six obscene people poured in, they pointed around Zhang Wuji, and even a scarred face lit a cigarette and stretched it on Zhang Wuji's arm, emitting a pungent burnt smell, and then looking at Zhang Wuji was expressionless, in a fugue state.

A few more people stepped forward to experience this kind of abusive game, when one of them put a needle stained with feces and was about to pierce Zhang Wuji's arm, something unexpected happened to them, that person's hand was firmly grasped by Zhang Wuji and couldn't move, but looking at Zhang Wuji's expression again, there was no ripple at all.

This person screamed in pain, but he didn't know that at this moment he was just a small mushroom picked in his hand in Zhang Wuji's eyes, since those small numbers jumped, Zhang Wuji's eyes showed many fresh small mushrooms, which made him childlike, and he did not hesitate to reach out to the nearest one......

"Let go of me, you monster...... Zhang Fei, hit him with something, quick, it hurts me to death......" The watermelon head Zhang Fei quickly glanced around and finally found a plastic bucket containing cleaning liquid, so he smashed it into Zhang Wuji's skull, and before he got closer, he was firmly grasped by Zhang Wuji's hand, and the lid that was not pinched first smashed Zhang Fei's skull, and soon those soft liquids flowed to Zhang Fei's head, and the person who was released hid behind Scarface shouted, "Brother Sen, this person is ...... Is there something wrong?"

Scarface Rosen's face was sideways, "Idiots can see that this is sleepwalking, Zhang Fei, go get a basin of cold water, hehehe...... Lao Tzu will ...... today Do this evil thing. Zhang Fei quickly went to get a plastic basin, took half a basin of cold water, and sent it to Scarface's hand.

Scarface tiptoed close to Zhang Wuji with half a basin of water, and before he could make a move, he suddenly heard a loud shout, "Stop, do you want to ...... What are you doing?" The three words behind were obviously unconfident, Scarface looked at the little fat dun who rushed in from the door for a moment, and cursed in his heart where the bastard came from, so he was ready to cover Zhang Wuji's head and buckle it.

Coldly, someone hit him on his waist and threw himself forward, with a bang, Scarface fell on a broken basin, he wiped the water on his face, glared at the little chubby dun, and said fiercely, "Hit"

At the beginning of the scuffle, Zhang Wuji came out of the mysterious world, and he shouted three times in a row, which shocked the little fat man holding his head, and also made the thugs around the little fat man feel a lot weaker, it turned out that this person was not sleepwalking, so why did he stay by this urinal for so long?

"Five machines, they beat me. ”

Zhang Wuji saw clearly that the little fat man was surrounded by five or six people, and he was still holding a watermelon head in his hand, so he immediately put the watermelon head down, put the wine gourd back on the belt, and raised his hands and asked, "What's going on?"

"What's the matter with you?"

"I asked you what's going on, and you asked me what's going on, what's going on with Chubby?"

Fatty talked endlessly about what happened and took the opportunity to sneak behind Zhang Wuji's fuselage to hide, but in fact, Chubby didn't know what was going on with these people surrounding Zhang Wuji.

"This is the toilet, not a place for you to sleepwalk!" At this time, Zhang Wuji understood what was going on, but immediately turned his face and asked, "Your sister is sleepwalking, don't you see that I'm thinking about the problem?"

"Dead pervert, this is the place to pee, not your practice room. ”

"I think where I like. ”

This pole Zhang Wuji was raised, and the other party was immediately annoyed and angry, and immediately changed his face and shouted "hit"

Suddenly, several people approached Zhang Wuji at the same time, Zhang Wuji picked up a plastic mop next to him, and immediately slashed wildly, and his throat itched again, and suddenly the lion's power was revealed, and a lion's roar shook the scalp of several gangsters, and they ran out of the toilet in embarrassment.

Zhang Wuji and the little fat man quickly ran out of the rain man Internet café, the little fat man gasped and followed behind Zhang Wuji's fuselage, and the wine gourd swayed behind Zhang Wuji's buttocks, and suddenly Zhang Wuji stood up suddenly, grabbed the little fat man, and scared the little fat man.

"Little fatty, do you believe in miracles?" The little fat man touched his head and thought about Zhang Wuji's swelling in the past two days, crazy, Zhang Wuji shook the wine gourd, "Little fatty, there is a big article in this gourd!" The little fat man doesn't think so, the things in this wine gourd can't be poured out, he once took advantage of Zhang Wuji's shower to secretly pour water into it, obviously he poured a lot of water but couldn't pour it out, and the gourd could really be loaded.

"What's the article?"

Zhang Wuji scratched his head and couldn't say why, today's events touched him a lot, at least he understood a fact, the things in this gourd have certain trigger conditions, once triggered, it will inevitably make people drowsy, this is the best explanation for today's strange behavior of the chess player, and it has also been verified by himself, but what is the specific use of himself is really 100,000 I don't know.

Zhang Wuji is a person who pulls on the door, and after thinking about it, if this secret is known to the little fat man, it will definitely spread out soon, and the little fat man's mouth is not reliable, so he changed his words, "I'm wondering if this is a urine gourd used by people to pee?"

The little fat man laughed secretly, but he thought that it was actually the most ideal to use this as a urine gourd, that is, he had not confessed to Zhang Wuji, his little fat man's boy urine was not the tenth time to sprinkle this gourd, those nights when he drank too much water, Zhang Wuji slept very deeply, and the little fat dun who slept on the bed quietly hooked up the wine gourd with an iron hook, and sprinkled it happily dozens of times, but Zhang Wuji himself didn't know.

Every time, these golden waters, which have no return, cause a lot of noise, and react violently to the contents of the gourd, constantly emitting a fragrance, which makes people think about it and make people drowsy.

Zhang Wuji was excited for a night, and as soon as he entered the examination room the next day, the whole person immediately fell from the peak to the trough, today's invigilation is more strict, he and the little fat man, you look at me, I look at you, there is no way to write, although some questions will be done, but those questions are simply far water, how can you relieve your thirst?

The beautiful teacher walked back and forth, today, she deliberately wore earmuffs and deliberately slowed down when she passed by Zhang Wuji's side, and then said earnestly, "This classmate, nervousness is inevitable, but if you disrupt the order of the examination room again today, you will be disqualified from this exam!"

Zhang Wuji lowered his head, he couldn't wait to poke the four-eyed beauty with a small pen, and slid over for more than an hour, Zhang Wuji really couldn't stand it, so he thought of that strange wine gourd again! Taking advantage of the invigilator's inattention, he quietly raised it from the waistband of his pants and knocked on his head, because the knock was light and did not spill the mysterious object, and he was caught by the invigilator when he was about to knock it a second time.

The invigilator came over and pinched the wine gourd, "This classmate, this is the examination room, what are you doing?" Zhang Wuji squeezed the wine gourd tightly, "I have a headache, let go, I have a headache, nervous headache, just knock it." The invigilator hesitated slightly, but still let go of his hand, "Please respect yourself." ”

Zhang Wuji took the opportunity to knock on his head a few times, but there were not many things sprayed this time, and it could even be ignored completely, maybe because it was knocked lightly, but this was the invigilation site If the invigilation site unbridled knocking on the brain, it would definitely attract the attention of the examiner, so he thought of the idea of twisting it with straw paper.

Finally twisted out those golden liquids, he put them in his mouth for a few seconds, thinking that Little Fat Dun was not bad to himself, and he couldn't treat this brother badly, so he rolled it up and threw it to Little Fat Dun, Little Fat Dun was also hesitant at first, but immediately picked up the note while the beautiful teacher turned around, put it in his mouth and took it, always praying that this time it must be the true answer, and it must not be discovered.

He was very disappointed that it was a blank piece of paper, and since it was a blank paper, there was nothing to be afraid of, but he was so sleepy......

At this time, in the little fat man's heart, like Zhang Wuji, there was a hot spark beating in the middle of the dark atrium, and the heat was constantly emitted.

After a while, the two fell into a dream one after another, this dream was so similar, the little fat man experienced a digital dream, he didn't understand the meaning of those attributes, and immediately saw Zhang Wuji in the dream, at this time Zhang Wuji was wearing nothing, at this moment he was sitting cross-legged on a lotus, like an old monk who had entered the meditation.

In the dream of the two, there were many patterns that they had never seen before, and they quickly grabbed these patterns with both hands, and pressed these patterns on a piece of white paper in front of them, pressing them neatly and quickly, so that the two of them couldn't help but smile in the dream.

"Jingle bell ......" winding bell, the teacher began to collect the papers, the two woke up from the dream one after another, and before they had time to look at the exam papers, they were accepted by the beautiful teacher, and the next two exams both relied on this method to get through this suffocating exam journey, anyway, what white crane rushing to the sky has long been a joke, how to spend this uncomfortable time is fundamental.

Coming out of the examination room, a group of parents gathered at the school gate, some students smiled, some frowned, the blood of youth was fully expressed in this end of the day, neither of them saw their parents, only saw the representative of the study class and the class Hua Bai Suzhen wearing a black and white long skirt standing in the sunset, this scene, I saw Zhang Wuji stay for three minutes, and the little fat dun sat under the plane tree with a red face and sadness, and forced to pee to take a look at this 'millennium snake girl' on this most beautiful day.

It's a pity that neither of them is Xu Xian, and they can't do Fahai, they just watched another thin figure appear, and a sentimental face emerged, he is Tang Bohu, a genius in Jiangnan, this thousand-year-old snake girl turned around and didn't like Xu Xian, but liked a Bengal tiger, which made Zhang Wuji very annoyed, and cursed many times in the comics, but the comic that had been drawn for three years only had one line written on it, 'Only dedicated to my favorite snake girl Bai Suzhen'.

This cartoon is not known to the little fat man, because this secret is hidden very deeply by Zhang Wuji, he is like this, tight-lipped and cunning, but it is not this that the little fat dun likes him, and the cunning person will become more cunning, but Zhang Wuji is also a stuffy gourd, and the little fat man doesn't like it, because, no one likes to become a nasty stuffy gourd.