Chapter 17: Jackie Chan

When Tang Bohu appeared, it was obvious that he leaned towards Bai Suzhen, and the two did not walk out of the school gate but turned to the most secluded place on campus, Tang Bohu was in front, Bai Suzhen was in the back, and the back was naturally Zhang Wuji and Xiao Fat Dun.

Under the big pine tree, which is said to have been planted by the head of a certain academy himself, Tang Bohu slowly turned around and took Bai Suzhen's hand, Xiao Bai seemed to be a little moved, and his body slowly leaned towards Tang Bohu, isn't this the legendary embrace?

Little Fat Dun muttered in the back, "I really know people and faces, but I don't know my heart, this Bengal tiger turned out to be a Bengal wolf! Yes, if I have such good grades, I will definitely be able to soak Xiaobai in the school newspaper every month by writing a few poems with sour teeth." Xiao Chubby Dun also said Zhang Wuji's psychological words.

Looking at Xiaobai again, he was already very intoxicated, his little eyes were slightly closed, and his small mouth was slightly open, as if he was waiting for the thousand-year-old kiss of Tang Bohu.

"You can't kiss, you can't kiss, and now you're cracking down, if you can't kiss, if you kiss, something big will happen. "Little Fat Dun is also the emperor, and the eunuch is not in a hurry.

The two deliberately pretended to walk over and coughed twice, disturbing the fairy dreams of Bai Tang and the others, "It's really annoying". Xiaobai's mouth was slightly upturned, and Zhang Wuji walked straight over, deliberately teasing, "Hide here and make love, as soon as this junior high school is over, everyone will part ways again." ”

Tang Bohu was a little annoyed, on weekdays, he couldn't get used to sitting in the back row and only knew the waste Zhang Wuji who watched the martial arts dozing off, as well as this fat and nasty guy, in his eyes, these people were just like the garbage scattered on the street, this was naturally his wishful thinking, you think, he Tang Bohu is only the leader in the garbage, and whether he can enter the first middle school is a problem.

"It's you, Xiaobai and I are going to No. 1 Middle School, you guys, just rely on it, eat radishes and worry about it!"

Zhang Wuji also hated "It's still unknown whether you can go to No. 1 Middle School, maybe you went, she didn't, she went, you didn't go, or, you didn't go...... The test score didn't come down, so it's hard to say. ”

"Anyway, I know you won't go, I will definitely go!" Bai Suzhen hit Zhang Wuji mercilessly.

"Are you so sure?"

"Even if I have zero points, I will go to No. 1 Middle School the same, not to mention ......" Zhang Wuji naturally knew that Bai Daoren, as the director of the Education Bureau, naturally had the ability to let his daughter go to No. 1 Middle School, it was not a trivial matter, even a small note was exempted, and it was directly unspoken to the rules, but it was difficult to say that this guy in front of him had nothing but talent.

"If you can go, he may not be able to go, so you are naturally destined...... No...... Together. ”

"I hate it, we're not together and it's your business, anyway, it's impossible for you to get into No. 1 Middle School, hmph, it's up to you, let's go home and move bricks. ”

Although Zhang Wuji was very angry, he was not overly aggressive, but the little fat man looked excited: "You...... Look down on people. ”

Bai Suzhen laughed loudly, "As for you, little fat man, you don't have a chance, if you can enter the first middle school, I will kiss you in public." Although the little fat man knew that this was completely impossible, he was not discouraged at all, "Speak and speak, kiss me in front of your tiger, not only kiss me, if you enter, you want to kiss our two brothers, do you dare?"

"Haha, why don't you dare, you don't look like yourself, looking at the rankings of 58 and 59 simulated every time......"

Tang Bohu looked at Zhang Wuji coldly and said wittily, "It's not that I'm crazy, if the two of you can get into No. 1 Middle School, I'll let Xiaobai kiss you, and I'll apologize to you five hundred times in public, because my eyes are low, but if you can't get in, what should I do?"

The little fat man naturally knew the result of this bet and stuttered for a long time without saying a word, Zhang Wuji also fell into deep thought, and naturally knew that this was simply impossible.

"Don't play if you don't plant. ”

Tang Bohu's words stimulated Zhang Wuji's anger: "If we lose, drink your urine in public." ”

"There is no basis for empty words, but there is no basis for words. Tang Bohu was naturally afraid that the two would cheat, and the realization time of the gambling contract was set at the farewell party, and the scene at that time was naturally very sensational.

After setting up a note, Tang Bohu and Xiaobai shifted their love positions, Zhang Wuji and Xiaopandun lay on the grass in the playground with some annoyance, "What's wrong with the poor student, how are you being bullied everywhere." "Little Fat Dun's words are naturally just these two good boys, as the worst students in the worst middle school, both of them are from the same countryside, although they have a wild side, they don't dare to do anything to slap people in the face, it's nothing more than sneaking around to play games, read novels in class, and sneak out of school on Saturday night to watch street videos......

The two didn't even receive an invitation to the party in the same dormitory, they packed their luggage in the dormitory coldly, wrapped a big bag, carried it on their shoulders, and went to the bus station one after another, watching the bus leave this small county town where they had lived for three years, and they were also a little lost in their hearts. ”

"Don't worry, it's a big deal not to go to the farewell party, anyway, there are not many people and birds of us, but this time, there is no anti-terrorism, no StarCraft, and no video to watch. ”

The bus traveled between the green mountains and green waters, and after seven or eight hours, the two loaded their luggage into a farm tractor, and the two were picked up by the father of the little fat dun, and the big fat dun pinched the little fat dun's face, "Son, are you sure?"

The little chubby dun twisted his buttocks, "Hold on to the big bird, daddy, didn't you bring us something delicious?"

The reason why Big Fat Dun is called Daddy is because not long after Little Fat Dun was born, his mother left because of excessive bleeding due to a broken stomach, so Little Fat Dun was fattened with a small cherry in his mouth.

Big Fat Dun quickly jumped on the tractor and looked at Zhang Wuji, "Wuji, what about you, how big is it?"

"Hey...... Thirty, right" Zhang Wuji sighed and was about to eat the banana brought by his father, but after taking a bite, he heard his father say, "Your father's body is guilty again, it's best to pick up good things to talk about when you go back, you don't know, your father is a model for Jackie Chan......"

This said and evoked Zhang Wuji's infinite bitterness, his father Zhang Tianshi's life was bumpy, he was a down-and-out young man, and he couldn't stand the loneliness of his mother to take the dragon osmanthus, after having Zhang Wuji, his dead heart was rekindled, and he read poetry and books all his life, but he fell into the folk digging This can only be blamed on the unfair fate, and he can't lose his children, so since he was a child, he was very optimistic about Zhang Wuji.

Although Zhang Wuji is not a good seedling, he has inherited a lot of dragon osmanthus vices, such as laziness, such as gluttony, sleepiness, IQ, usual, but Zhang Tianshi is on it, he firmly believes that although Zhang Wuji is still a ruined temple, he will definitely become a good tree after training.

At first, he did not accept Long Guihua's suggestion to send the child to school, but wrote the teaching materials himself, teaching by word and deed, of course, as such a bitter molecule full of vicissitudes of life, the knowledge taught is naturally shallow, and there are a lot of great truths about being a man, which also made Zhang Wuji's childhood deeply involved in this irritability.