Chapter 4: Super Production
"Does the little master want to emulate Master Xuanzang? But you seem to have gone astray. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info This is near the Nanzhao Kingdom on the periphery of the Barbarian Poison Domain, if you go to the Xitian Great Leiyin Temple in Xiniuhe Prefecture, your direction is wrong. Xiao Qian continued: "And little master, you misunderstood us, it was not we who plundered you, but you yourself fell from the tree to our carriage, you see, that was broken when you fell." As she spoke, Xiao Qian raised her hand and pointed to the hole in the carport. After a pause, she said again: "Little master, in fact, we are the official army of the Tang Dynasty, and we were ordered by His Majesty Emperor Ming to envoy to Nanzhao Kingdom, and we are still fellow villagers." ”
Zhao Yangle is crazy, these two beauties in ancient costumes are so interesting, I followed their words to make up a Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures, they can continue to make it up quietly, and it is more and more exciting, what kind of barbarian poison domain, can really pull it, do they think that they are wearing ancient costumes and making an antique carriage, are they ancients?
Zhao Yang turned his head to look at the car window, and hey, hundreds of people in ancient military uniforms around him were running forward desperately in sweat, looking particularly embarrassed.
Zhao Yang's heart moved, there were hundreds of beauties in ancient costumes, sergeants in ancient costumes, and antique carriages. I'll go, this is a big scene, this is the rhythm of a costume drama. No wonder these two beauties didn't rush out of the carriage by themselves, it turned out that they were afraid of the camera gang, and yes, it must be very expensive to shoot such a big scene once, so you should hide here, so as not to affect others. I don't know where the camera is, where the director is, and I don't know if there's a chance to play a trick or something. Anyway, these two beauties in ancient costumes in front of them are really beautiful, more beautiful than the beauties in the computer pictures, and I don't know if I can take a photo after a while. Zhao Yang thought nonsense there.
Seeing that Zhao Yang didn't know what to think there, and didn't answer her sister's words for a long time, Zhen'er was unwilling, so she raised her leg and kicked Zhao Yang again. Xiao Qian hurriedly grabbed her. Zhao Yang shrank back in fright.
Xiao Qian used her body to separate her sister from the back, facing Zhao Yang sideways, put her hands on her side, squatted slightly, gave a salute, and said: "My sister has been used to it since Xiaoye, please forgive me for the disrespect." ”
Zhao Yang hurriedly stood up, learning to return the salute like Xiao Qian, and as soon as he was halfway through the action, he heard Zhen'er laugh "sneering", Xiao Qian also looked at him strangely, and there was a faint smile in his eyes. Zhao Yang immediately understood that he had made a big fuss, and the ancient rites were different for men and women, and his face was red to the base of his neck. Hurriedly pretended to be serious, hugged his fists, and said in the tone of a hero in a martial arts novel: "Don't be polite to the girl, make your sister straightforward, she is the true character of the people in the rivers and lakes, how can you see strange things in the future?" Thank you for the grace of the medicine just now, if you have a useful place in the future, please come to me, and you will never frown. ”
The sister next to her interjected: "Do you know what kind of Baodan you eat and how precious it is?" An understatement of thanks was brought over. ”
Xiao Qian glared at her sister and said solemnly: "Zhen'er, how can you be rude to the little master!" ”
The younger sister pursed her lips, turned her face to the side, and muttered, "That's it!" ”
Xiao Qian turned her head and smiled apologetically at Zhao Yang, and said, "My sister is a little willful, please forgive me." ”
Zhao Yang smiled awkwardly, he didn't dare to answer, he didn't dare to offend this violent woman again.
"My name is Xiao Qian, this is my sister Zhen'er," Xiao Qian pointed to Zhen'er with an unhappy look and introduced, "My sister is now temporarily serving as a military medical officer in the Tang Tiance Mansion, this time with several brothers of the family sent an envoy to Nanzhao, in exchange for the rejuvenation of the immortal medicine for His Majesty Emperor Ming, two days ago he was besieged by wolves and sneak attacked, and fled all the way here. If possible, please ask the little master to save us and so on. After speaking, he made a deep bow to Zhao Yang.
Zhao Yang thought to himself, this beautiful actress is really not simple, I finally made up a Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures, and in a blink of an eye, I easily took over a barbarian poison domain, and now I have made up a Tiance Mansion to send Nanzhao to exchange the elixir of immortality, I am really talented, I don't want to be a screenwriter. sighed in his heart, and dealt with it casually: "I see so many of you, what are a few little wolf cubs afraid of."
Sister Zhen'er interjected angrily again: "How many little wolf cubs? If you have the ability, you go and clean them up, then you are amazing, I will give you a big gift and apologize. If you don't have the ability, don't blow the atmosphere here, lest the cowhide be blown and you won't be able to come to the stage. Cut, close your eyes and say big things, who wouldn't. ”
Xiao Qian pushed her sister Zhen'er and said to Zhao Yang: "Little master, you shouldn't have seen the whole picture of the wolves, there are many wolves chasing behind us, about ten or two hundred thousand." 10,000 of us were chased for two days, and only a fraction survived. ”
"Really?" Zhao Yang complied, climbed onto the roof of the carriage and looked back.
At this time, the carriage was driving on a small hill with a good view of the surroundings. Zhao Yang climbed on the rapidly advancing carriage, raised his eyes and looked back, wow, I have heard of a big horse war with tens of thousands of horses, and a wolf pack with hundreds of thousands of big dogs, this is a super big production, right? I saw that on the hill behind me, in the ravine, it was densely packed with patches of gray and sudden dogs, chasing them menacingly. Zhao Yang's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden, and his face turned white.
Nima, why is she so back today, she was just hit by a car, and then she was beaten by a violent woman, and now she is filming with so many dogs. If these beasts go crazy for a while, it's not fun to be bitten by bite, and if they get rabies or something, then this life is over.
The most important thing is that Zhao Yang was chased and bitten by several dogs in the neighboring village when he was a little kid, and he had a heavy childhood shadow, until now, he will be stunned when he encounters a little bus dog barking at him.
Zhao Yang grabbed the carport, let himself climb as high as possible, turned his head to the two women and said: "Beauty, I was wrong, I shouldn't have joked with you just now, in fact, I am not an actor, nor am I playing a trick for you, I was hit by a car when I was crossing the highway, and now I am still injured, I can't accompany you to act, and if I delay a little longer, my life will be in danger." ”
After speaking, he stretched out his head and searched around, shouting in his mouth: "Click, click, director, click, there is a life, there is a life here, stop for a moment." He called for a long time, but no one paid attention to him.
In the carriage, Xiao Qian was dumbfounded, thinking that this little monk could follow Master Xuanzang's example to get the Western Scriptures, and after traveling so many ways, he had already reached the distant barbarian poison domain and could still be refreshing, he must be a monk with Taoism. Who knows, when this little monk saw the wolves, he was so frightened that his face turned white, and his mouth was full of nonsense.
To be continued
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