Chapter 3: A bald monk fell from the sky
"Alas! It's all because the disciples and grandsons of Yuan Tianshi's sect are too stupid," Zhen'er complained, "Look at what kind of bad days his disciples have wasted more than a month, and what kind of good days do they say, 'Disaster becomes auspicious, and every evil turns into good fortune'." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info I lost more than half of the sergeants along the way. When I went back, I burned his broken Taoist temple with a fire. ”
"Phew, Phew, Phew...... Don't talk nonsense, Yuan Tianshi is extremely good at all levels, and the Taoism is profound. And this time, hasn't it been safe all the time? Although there was a little setback, didn't it come over in the end? ”
"Sister, you still say good things to them, hum! We're all about to feed the wolves, and we're going to turn auspicious and auspicious, and we're deceiving ghosts! Originally, wasn't the exchange of immortal medicine supposed to be done by their immortals, but when it came to the Nanzhao barbarians, they all shirked something, and they would let us mortals come. Could it be that those immortals have also calculated that they will encounter wolves, and they are afraid of being eaten by wolves? What a bunch of badasses......"
As her sister was talking, there was a sudden "click", and a white shadow hit a big hole in the roof of the carriage, knocking her down directly.
Zhen'er screamed "ah", and quickly flipped the white shadow to the ground, then turned over and rode up, and raised his fist to slash his head and cover his face.
Xiao Qian next to her was also startled at first, and when she saw clearly that the white shadow was a bald young man in strange white clothes, and she looked ignorant, she hurriedly grabbed her sister Zhen'er and said, "Don't fight, if you beat again, this little monk will be beaten to death, and you will vomit blood." ”
My sister saw that the corner of the person's mouth under her was indeed a little bloodstained, but it was definitely not vomiting, it was just that the corner of the mouth was broken. Angry, he glared at his sister and said angrily: "What monk, this is a lewd thief, when he sees a beautiful girl, he wants to make it bad, see if I don't kill him." As he spoke, he wanted to keep fighting.
Sister Xiaoqian pulled Zhen'er aside and said, "Look at this person ...... bald, bald head and white clothes, although the clothes are a little strange, I guess he should be a disciple of the White Sect of Buddhism." Many people in Buddhism are ascetics, and they all sleep in the open air. He was supposed to be resting on a tree by the side of the road and accidentally fell. These ascetics are very powerful, don't mess around. ”
The person who fell into the carriage was Zhao Yang, who was hit by the car. It is said that after Zhao Yang was hit by a car, thanks to the chest target, he only injured his internal organs. At that time, I was knocked into the clouds, and I thought I was going to die, but I knew that I would be knocked into the arms of a beautiful violent woman. was ridden by this violent woman for a while, and I only felt that the fire in my chest and abdomen was burning, and my face turned pale, but I was lucky to survive, and I was still quite happy.
At this time, when I heard that beautiful sister say that she was a monk or some kind of Western Regions White Sect, she almost died of laughter. Sister, I have such a short hair and a white T-shirt, you treat me as a monk, don't you know that no one wants a big book now that I am a monk?
Xiao Qian persuaded her sister, came over and saw that Zhao Yang's face was very bad, stretched out her hand to diagnose his pulse, turned her head to Zhen'er and said, "You are so reckless, this little monk's body is too weak, and he was beaten by you and injured his internal organs." ”
"Ah, sister, don't scare me, I don't have a heavy hand."
"You must have bumped into him when you pushed him." My sister was also very confused, she also saw the situation just now, shouldn't she be so seriously injured? It's obviously a little white who hasn't heard of touching porcelain.
No matter who it is, it should be in a good mood after escaping death. Although the chest and abdomen are still hot, Zhao Yang is in a good mood now, and he feels that this world is very beautiful, and it is very funny to see these two beauties in ancient costumes, so he changed his character of not being able to fight a cold fart with three punches and said: "Duck rice tofu, the little monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, and he wanted to go to the west to seek the true scriptures." But I don't know what happened when the two female donors took the little monk here in their sleep? The little monk first affirmed that the little monk is a monk, abstain from prostitution and sex, if you want the little monk to be the lady of the village...... Ah no, it's the husband who crushes the village, and the little monk absolutely disagrees. If you use strength, you can only get the body of the little monk, and you can't get the heart of the little monk. ”
The more Zhao Yang spoke, the more funny he felt, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.
The two beautiful girls on the opposite side were dumbfounded, their eyes widened, and they looked like they had seen a ghost.
Sister Zhen'er said angrily: "You dead bald donkey, where are you not resting well, you want to raise the corpse on the top of the road, you fell into the old lady's car by yourself, smashed the old lady's car The old lady has not asked you to pay for it, you still dare to eat swan meat and take advantage of the old lady." is still crushing the husband, you go to die! Saying that, he kicked Zhao Yang to the ground, kicked Zhao Yang with no head and no brain, and said angrily: "Let you crush your husband, let you crush your husband......"
Zhao Yang didn't expect this violent woman to be so hot, and she reacted so much when she made a joke, so she could only shrink her head on the ground and let her ravage.
Zhao Yang's chest and abdomen were kicked a few times by Zhen'er, and he felt more and more uncomfortable, his throat was sweet, and as soon as he raised his head, a mouthful of blood spurted out, and blood splashed everywhere, which was very spectacular.
Zhen'er was taken aback, flashed to the side, looked at Zhao Yang with a panicked face, and thought to herself, just seeing that he was weak, I didn't dare to kick him hard, why did he vomit blood?
Xiao Qian stepped forward, hurriedly took out a small porcelain bottle from her arms, carefully poured out a pill, and couldn't help but pinch Zhao Yang's mouth and feed him the pill.
After Zhao Yang's mouth of blood was spit out, the hot feeling in his chest and abdomen was gone, and he felt that the previous injuries were healed. But because of Zhen'er's force, he collapsed on the ground and pretended to be a dead dog. After Xiao Qian's pill went down to her stomach, she only felt that her entire chest and abdomen were cool, and in this hot summer, she moaned comfortably. Belch! I don't know if it's mint candy or throat treasure thing, the quality is really good, is it special, or exclusive, the effect is really good, this feels light all over the body, it's really cool.
Zhen'er, who was nervous next to her, saw that Zhao Yang was flushed after taking the pill, so she put her mind at ease, walked in front of Xiao Qian, and said with a painful face: "This is the treasure in Yuan Tianshi's sect, it's such a waste." ”
Xiao Qian glanced at her and said: "It's not all your fault, you know that people are weak, and you still have such a heavy hand." ”
Zhen'er said: "Who knew that his body bones were weaker than a little chick, and I didn't use any strength, and he was broken." ”
Zhao Yang was speechless for a while, and complained in his heart: What do you call it, it's broken, I'm a human being and not a toy, just a violent maniac like you, that normal person can stand you.
Xiao Qian glared at her sister and said to Zhao Yang: "Little master, my little sister was too excited just now, and I am so sorry that I missed and hurt you." ”
To be continued
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