Section 12 Fake drama is really a beauty trick
But it was said that Xingfeng and Boss Huang, Jiamei's aunt and nephew lived in Buzhuang for a month, and they still didn't see Nie Zhongjiang's shadow, which was a big surprise to everyone, Boss Huang even wondered if he had leaked the news, Xingfeng was going to fight to the death in the Nie family's compound several times, fighting to the death, Boss Huang was also a little impatient, so he asked the store guy to quietly inquire about the truth. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After a few days of running, the guy from the store came back at noon that day, beckoned a few people to the backyard, and talked a little proudly from beginning to end.
Since Xingfeng and Boss Huang found General Lin, I don't know if General Lin had the intention, anyway, he went to Nie Zhongjiang on the third day, and talked for a long time, probably persuaded Nie Zhongjiang a lot, directly accusing him of being too excessive and shameless against Jiamei's aunt and nephew this time, and the impact on heaven and earth would be extremely bad, and he should be restrained from now on and not repeat it, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable, and heaven and earth would be intolerable. This Nie Zhongjiang has become a habit of domineering, where can he listen to General Lin's words, and asked General Lin with a grin: "Then what will happen?" General Lin raised his face at this time, and tapped his fingers on the table: "For the sake of friends for many years, you don't listen to good words, if you don't change it, then you can try, and don't say that I won't help when the time comes." ”
Nie Zhongjiang has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and the stakes are still a little clearer, look at what General Lin said seriously, although it doesn't matter, but he still said: "Just don't play with her, don't talk so seriously." ”
General Lin listened to Nie Zhongjiang's words, and knew that Nie Zhongjiang had been doing what he wanted for a long time, obedient and obedient, and had never been fooled at all, and suffered losses. After saying that, he let out a heavy "ah", shook his hand and left without looking back, and the frightened Nie Zhongjiang followed behind and made amends.
But bidding farewell to General Lin, Nie Zhongjiang turned around and said, "I'll go now, and I'll call a few more people to get them thorough, and see if the sky will fall?" His subordinates panicked when they heard this, and they were gossiping: "Master, you can't go, you can't go anyway, bear with it, you have to give General Lin a face when you say anything, and you dare not listen to what he says?" If you mess with him, it's a big trouble. "Left and right, this time I really persuaded Nie Zhongjiang.
In this way, Nie Zhongjiang did not come, and his subordinates led him to his good friends, and after a few days, he went to the brothel and called a few prostitutes to stabilize him for a few months.
One day, one of his subordinates told him a piece of news: "Jiamei's aunt and nephew have returned to Buzhuang, and they have heard from their neighbors and friends that they are desperate, and now they can marry whoever they want. ”
Nie Zhongjiang was happy when he heard it, and asked again and again: "Is it true?" Is it accurate? Not at ease with his subordinates, he sent several other people to inquire, and they all came back and said, "It's true, 100% accurate."
Nie Zhongjiang laughed, "In this way, if I am married, no one will have anything to say." ”
As soon as Nie Zhongjiang and the housekeeper said, they decided to buy a pile in Liushu Village on the edge of the city (that is, the house plus field rent), let the beautiful aunt and nephew live there, and save a girl by the way, (Nie Zhongjiang now has four such wives, and the rich people in the past are like this) also explained to the housekeeper, gave more dowry, and could also do a big happy event, lively and lively, even if it was to give a name, explain it to them, it can also be said to be an apology, as long as you are obedient, there are good days, if there is another man and woman, the pile will be doubled (that is, doubled). So, the housekeeper went to ask for a matchmaker and buy a house, and it is estimated that someone will come in the next few days.
Having said that, since the wind is released, why is no one tempted by a girl like Jiamei? The main reason is that Jiamei is broken, which is the most taboo in the girl's family, and it is the hand of Nie Zhongjiang, which is known in the Nanchang territory, many people dare not do it even if they want to, and Jiamei is an aunt and nephew, small families can't afford to raise it, and big families are not greedy, so few people come to the door to propose.
Boss Huang was also a little uneasy about the news, and asked repeatedly, and the shopkeeper said with a little pride: "In order to find out the situation, I spent fifty copper coins to invite them to drink before I found out, and I talked to a few people, and the statements are the same, yes." ”
This situation greatly surprised Boss Huang and Xingfeng, they originally thought that people like Nie Zhongjiang would not be able to endure it for long and would come to Buzhuang, so they would do it in Buzhuang, but now they want Ming Media to marry, and it will be lively, the words have been released, Nie Zhongjiang really came to propose marriage, agree or not?
Several people stopped talking all of a sudden, especially Jiamei's aunt and nephew, not only could not take revenge, but also married their own enemies, and when they thought about it, they cried "woo", "How is our life so bitter", several people hurriedly persuaded them, "Now is not the time to cry, bear with it first, and the solution will always come up with it." ”
Boss Huang crossed around in the house and returned to the table: "In my opinion, we will have a plan, you have to dress up beautifully, pretend to be happy, Xingfeng will pretend to be renting the field, secretly protect, you (the shopkeeper) go to see off your relatives in the name of righteousness, feel the details, help take care of it, and respond at any time, don't be in a hurry, you have to wait patiently for the opportunity, the problem is to be the best to start that night, otherwise ......"
Everyone understands that if you can't do it that night, then Jiamei will suffer again, think about it, and only this method is better, so I agreed, so I thought about other possible things, especially the places that Jiamei's aunt and nephew should pay attention to, and also made the worst plan, Jiamei's aunt and nephew each brought a pair of scissors and hid it closely.
Sure enough, just after breakfast on the third day, a woman of about fifty came to the cloth village, dressed neatly, deliberately taking small steps step by step, with a smile on her face, a happy look, and she said hello from afar, and as soon as she entered the store, she showed the matchmaker's unique eloquence and communication methods: "Ouch wow, boss, business is good, what good cloth has you entered these days?" If there are good and cheap ones, you have to leave me a few feet, you see that my clothes are about to rot, and I have to run around the streets all day long, which is embarrassing...... Oh, look at it, my mouth is dry again, my stomach is hungry again, I don't want you to stay today, anyway, lunch is destined to be eaten here by you, whether there is food or not, the wine is to drink a few glasses. She didn't need to say hello, she went straight into the hall in the backyard of the store, and chose a top position to sit up, and crossed Erlang's legs: "What's the matter, I'm not welcome to come, am I?" Don't make a cup of tea? I have a great joy to say today...... If you're not welcome, I'll just leave, and don't come to invite me after you're gone. He spoke nonsense, but sat still.
The shopkeeper responded while hurriedly making tea and fruits: "Your old man is a distinguished guest who is rare to invite, there is no good thing and will not come to the door, please don't be surprised if you are not thoughtful, please use tea first - lunch is good, you are drunk, I will call the beautiful girl to get a few good dishes." As he spoke, he shouted loudly, "Miss Jiamei, there are distinguished guests in the store today, make a few more good dishes for lunch, and warm up the old wine, do you hear clearly?" Hurry up, the guests are hungry. ”
As soon as the matchmaker heard the word Jiamei, she beckoned the store guy to come over: "The girl is in the kitchen?" ”
"Hey, it's boiling water."
The matchmaker was tiptoeing at this time, looking at the kitchen in the courtyard, and after a long time, she trotted back to the hall with a few happy steps: "Such a girl is hard to find with a torch, and I don't have to say anything about her face and figure, it's the first time I've seen such a beautiful girl, no wonder the old man will pay a lot of money, and buy a pile, and ...... the girl in broad daylight" The matchmaker quickly stopped her mouth when she said this, "Hey, boss, call the aunt of the beautiful girl first, and I'll talk to her first." ”
Yu's long-term housewife, eloquence is average, where is the matchmaker's opponent, sitting there only listens, and has already let go of the wind, the words are clear, plus it has been discussed, Yu's is "hey" and "oh oh" should be, let the matchmaker blow, boast, the sky is falling, everything seems to have nothing to say, both sides agree very much, talking and talking, the dishes are served bowl by bowl, it is indeed very rich, the pot of old wine did not remove the lid, the aroma has already attracted the matchmaker "coo" Swallowing saliva, I couldn't help it, grabbed the chopsticks and picked up the vegetables, while constantly shouting "quick sifting wine" and "fast sifting wine", the dishes in my mouth couldn't swallow, and my voice changed, "Oh, this dish is full of color and flavor, the beautiful girl is really capable, the old pervert is blessed", "Goodong" swallowed the dish, picked up the bowl and drank half a bowl, "Oh, who made this wine, there is no such good wine in Nanchang City, it is thick, fragrant and sweet, and it will get drunk to death this old pervert in the future", wait for Jiamei to sit down, The matchmaker stared at Jiamei at a glance and was embarrassed, "It's really a pity to say it, such a young and capable smart and beautiful girl, to accompany a person of her own father's generation, and she is also ugly, his daughters are older than you..... oops, look at me talking nonsense, I'm really drunk, don't count, don't count", the matchmaker stretched her waist, "Let's talk seriously, everyone listen, Master Nie wants me to be a matchmaker, Ming Media is marrying, the sixth room, the dowry is according to the above rooms, because your situation is special, the marriage is free, the same as the happy event, Rules and etiquette, all pay attention to it, eight sedan chairs, wear red and green, the banquet is held in the Nie family compound, live in the pile after the three dynasties, buy the pile in Willow Village, a big house, five walls and eight rooms, the aunt lives with it, takes care of the family beauty, does not invite another girl, a hundred rents are all under your control, there is another gift money during the holidays, if you give birth to a man and a woman, they are all Nie family, the same into the family, regardless of whether you are high or low, the time is set on the eighteenth of this month, four trivia, noon to welcome relatives, you enter the house, Hai Shi round house, good luck, Nie Master also said a little sorry for the beautiful girl and aunt, So let's do a big happy event, and it's not a loss, save a little face, and see what else you have to say? ”
It's really worthy of the matchmaker's tuba, all the way to the water, the surface is to be a matchmaker, in fact, the notice is done, which is equivalent to a final word, everyone really has nothing to say, and the matter is decided.
The matchmaker hasn't forgotten a pot of good wine, "You think about it, if you have anything to say, it's just as easy to say in the future, come on, let's continue to drink", the shopkeeper made eyes, everyone drank away, and there were people who laughed, as if it was a real happy event, and the matchmaker drank until she staggered. But before going out, I still didn't forget my bank, "make preparations, especially to take care of your body", of course, I didn't forget to ask for six feet of good cloth, "give money in the future, remember".
As soon as the matchmaker left, Boss Huang followed up, and after carefully asking about the situation, he also told everyone to be prepared, especially not to leak the news.
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