On the thirteenth wedding night, Nie was abolished

Speaking of the matchmaker, the matchmaker's day is fourteen, and there are still four days to go, everyone is doing things as usual, and there is nothing nervous, but Yu suddenly asked a question: "What if I can't do it on the wedding night?" There is no need to rush this kind of thing. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" As soon as the words were raised, everyone was also surprised, why didn't they think about what to do?

Xingfeng and Boss Huang counted them one by one, the hand, the car, the location, the route, and the response arrangement, it seemed that they were all well considered, and it was really just a short time, everyone was in deep thought, once they couldn't do it, they had to have a very good reason for Nie Zhongjiang to believe and not doubt, which is undoubtedly quite important, yes, there is a way to "not be afraid of 10,000, just in case", then you have to think of a reason to push and stabilize Nie Zhongjiang, and not to let Nie Zhongjiang succeed, what reason is it good? It really stumped everyone for a long time, and in the end Yu Shi came up with a way, just in case, everyone thought about it, and it was also said in the past, so it was decided.

Four days have passed, early in the morning of the eighteenth day, Jiamei began to dress up, although it is simple, and Jiamei is a talent, usually already very good, just get it, it looks outstanding, people love it, even the shop guy also wore a new dress, even if there is no trivial, but it still attracted the curiosity of the neighbors, and there are still a lot of people who see the excitement, especially children.

Near noon, the sound of Zona sounded in the distance, from far to near, a while to the door of the store, behind the four Zorna is a lift and eight sedan chairs, followed by Nie Zhongjiang riding a high-headed horse, today he wore a big red gown, covered with a golden vest, wearing a navy blue top hat, pedaling sheepskin riding boots, although the person is five big and three thick, it is still a little majestic, and then there are two people carrying the burden, that is the dowry, the matchmaker and the maid, the lisheng followed the sweat, this pair of pie is also a shot.

The store still made a little bit of food, how to say it has to cover it up, the shop guy and Yu became the master, according to the habit of Jiamei is in the room waiting to welcome the family, so put a hang of firecrackers, according to the main order in the store to sit down, put on the wine and food, everyone who comes to drink a few glasses, in addition to the groom, others also give a red envelope, so everyone is happy, at this time, Jiamei is still in accordance with the convention, began to cry and marry, Yu also accompanied the crying, as soon as the hour comes, the maid will help out the bride, because Jiamei is not in her own home, Those what to say goodbye to the ancestors, kneeling to worship the father's etiquette are all exempt, Jiamei also pretended to be very sad at this time, step by step crying on the sedan chair, there is a firecracker, a trivial sound, the sedan chair man shouted "sedan chair", the groom stepped on the horse, and the group went on the road in a mighty way, to say that Jiamei is all pretended, it is wrong, Jiamei is real grief, but in my heart I am telling myself, you must be calm, you can't make a mistake.

The group was bumpy, much earlier than the original planned time, at this time the Nie family's compound was full of people, the Sanjin hall was full of banquets, a cursory look at at at least fifty or sixty tables, the door was still full of visitors, and the scene was magnificent enough. The sedan chair stopped at the door of the hall, at this time it was the firecrackers that rang out in unison, and the bride and groom were impassable, admiring, envious, jealous, contemptuous, discussing, noisy, people coming and going, a chaotic scene, the hijab was falling off the cover, the lid fell on the cover, the waiter was to open the crowd, and finally helped Jiamei into the new house, and the shop guys also received someone into the living room.

To say that the new house is also satisfactory, all new, Jiamei carried a small burden, was pressed by the maid to sit on the side of the bed and wait, Jiamei also secretly touched the snake medicine film at this time, fortunately, it was all there, and her heart was settled. After a while, the main room side room in turn, first a "congratulations" "congratulations" sound, before the finished word, the main room can't wait to remove the head cover, just a glance on "ouch, such a smart girl, no wonder the old man is not moved", the other rooms are also a piece of admiration, the main room first took out their own meeting gift, is a jade bracelet, the other side room saw it, have taken out their own gifts, that is, those earrings, rings, etc., there are maids one by one for the beauty of the family to put away, Of course, Jiamei still didn't forget to thank and greet one by one, and gave a special gift: "In the future, please take care of your sisters, help and guide, if Jiamei is not, please don't be polite when you should beat or scold, Jiamei is here to thank you first." ”

"Ouch, look at what you said so much, we will all be the same in the future, the old man has already passed the word, each other." A few sisters are messy confessions.

Jiamei remembered her aunt's advice at this time, so she was preconceived, striving for the initiative, and suddenly pressed her stomach after talking well, and gently "Ahh Come on? Jiamei nodded slightly, "It's about to change, it's about to change, this dirty thing, so as not to be dyed elsewhere, it's all women, and it's someone who came over, don't be embarrassed," Jiamei didn't care so much, she took off her pants in public, pulled out a wet red cloth from her crotch, and threw it into the toilet behind the door in public, and replaced it with a clean white cloth, "I can't tell you clearly, this month is a lot, and it's a long time, it's really annoying", Jiamei added with a helpless look.

"A woman has to suffer a few days of sin every month, and for this alone, she doesn't want to be a woman." The women in the room all felt the same way.

The maid particularly emphasized: "I have to tell the lord that you must not share a bed these days." ”

As soon as the maid spoke, a few women said one by one, "If he is not afraid of death, let him come", "It's not his business to break his body", "He is a person who practices martial arts, so he is the most taboo about this thing, and he can't see it", "Every time I don't want him to go to chuang, I will talk about it, and he won't win if he leaves", at this time, Jiamei finally let go of a little worry.

As they were talking, they heard Lisheng outside tearing his throat open and shouting, "The good day has arrived, please take your places." ”

So the maid hurriedly covered Jiamei's hijab and helped Jiamei out, where Lisheng had asked Nie Zhongjiang to stand under the shrine, so Lisheng shouted "play music", and the firecrackers rang out, and the ceremony began, and those worshipping heaven and earth, etc., after the merger, it was the feast, and the bride and groom had to be toasted by the lisheng and the waiter in turn, and finally the banquet dispersed, and then the bride and groom entered the cave room, and in this interval, I saw the maid pull Nie Zhongjiang aside and muttered in his ear for a while, Only then did he bring him into the new house, in front of Jiamei and Nie Zhongjiang: "The girl's body is not clean these days, when her body is clean, tell the master, let the master live in the pile for ten days and a half months, master, you will hold your son next year, but you can't share the same bed in the same room these days." ”

Jiamei also pretended to be very embarrassed and continued: "It's really not a coincidence, I'm sorry, but if the master is not afraid of getting sick, I will also prepare to get sick and not have children in the future." ”

The five gods that Nie Zhongjiang was persuaded to be difficult to decide, and of course he couldn't figure out that he couldn't sleep with the bride on the wedding night, but what really made Nie Zhongjiang give up was that he had been teaching several masters since he was a child, and he had always heard several masters teach him like this, and people who practiced martial arts were the most taboo about women's blood, thinking that it was the dirtiest thing in the world. Besides, Jiamei has already entered the house, the coming day is long, her body has been broken, there must be nothing that she can't let go, just when Nie Zhongjiang hesitated, Jiamei held down her stomach again, but her mouth was loudly screaming "Ouch, ouch, it hurts", and the maid on the side urged Nie Zhongjiang to "Go out for a while", while saying, "Why did you come so closely?" The toilet bowl hasn't been poured out yet", at this time, Jiamei pretended to be more presentable, and didn't care about any facelessness, she stood up and pulled her pants, and at this time, she couldn't help but Nie Zhongjiang didn't believe it, "Count me unlucky, I won't sleep here tonight", he went out with an unhappy face, and heard him shout "Come on, come on, let's drink".

It turned out that this was the case, Yu and Jiamei knew that people who practiced martial arts were the most taboo about this kind of thing, so Yu thought of this way to deceive these nights and save Jiamei from being ravaged, and the blood was put into chicken blood with a fish bladder*, except for Jiamei's aunt and nephew, no one saw the flaw. (In the past, prostitutes used this method to impersonate virgins)

There was nothing to do overnight, early the next morning, Jiamei went to Nie Zhongjiang to say good morning, I didn't want Nie Zhongjiang to practice, the housekeeper told Jiamei that the old man had to eat a bowl of sweet wine and eggs every morning, and put brown sugar, this way of eating was said to be to supplement lean qi, and said, this morning's should be prepared by Jiamei, this statement aroused Jiamei's interest, it was a godsend, she quickly ran to the kitchen, asked, took four eggs, mixed with sweet wine, and told her as soon as the kitchen was steamed, she would personally serve it to Nie Zhongjiang to watch him eat, Of course, the kitchen had nothing to say, and after a while, the kitchen came to tell Jiamei that the eggs were steamed, and Jiamei took advantage of the time when she was serving the eggs, and saw that there was no one around, so she quickly put the medicine in the bowl, and shook it a few times, so that it melted, and saw that there were no flaws, so she pretended to be happy, and shouted "Master, eat eggs" from afar, Nie Zhongjiang was still practicing at the time, seeing Jiamei's enthusiasm, he was so considerate as soon as he entered the door, put down the double knife, and did not wipe the sweat, and happily picked up the bowl and ate it in one go, Jiamei pretended to be heartbroken, "My lord is practicing so hard, let's take a break", and took out his own fragrant handkerchief and gave it to Nie Zhongjiang, and took the bowl away by the way, "I washed the dishes", "You don't need to wash it, just ask someone to take it", Nie Zhongjiang still looked concerned, but Jiamei is a woman after all, when she thought of the appearance of the pill attack, she was afraid, and she walked faster and faster, and finally ran up, and in a hurry, she forgot all about those things, and shouted while running: "Xingfeng, General Huang, aunt, shopkeeper, Run, run. ”

To find out what happened next, see the next section.

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