"Big brother, what's her name?" I asked the sissy guard, and the tone was as kind as if he were my own big brother. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Zou Keran." The guard said cautiously, as if the name was so weighty and terrifying.

The Shandong guard said: "It's useless for the kid to ask more, our psychic station master and the iron-masked judge have already taken a fancy to her, how can you fight them in the underworld." ”

I said "oh", or Shandong people are bold and not afraid of what to say. I said, "The two eldest brothers are interesting enough, after I meet the judge, find a hotel and I will be the host, let's eat a big piece of meat and drink wine without getting drunk and returning." ”

The two guards were silent.

I was puzzled and asked, "Isn't it, there is no hotel in the underworld?" ”

Zou Keran answered: "They are afraid that you will go to hell when you see the judge, and you will not have the opportunity to drink with them again." ”

The sissy guard pointed at Zou Keran and whispered to me, "If you beg her, as long as she intercedes with the iron-masked judge, you will definitely be fine." ”

"Impossible." I categorically said that I can usually giggle and laugh, but I will never drop the chain when I should be serious. Asking a woman who caused me to be arrested to intercede, absolutely not.

The sissy guard said, "Otherwise, you'll really be sent to hell." ”

I said, "Ask for a woman who has caused me to be arrested, first of all, I will look down on myself." Isn't it just going to hell, Lao Tzu just hasn't been there, and it's a tourist. ”

"Okay, gentlemen." The Shandong guard said, but this "pure man" is built on the basis of going to hell, and I can't say the bitterness in my heart, and I want to go to the knife mountain and go to the oil pot, and I can't help but look sad.

Zou Keran saw my expression and said, "I really thought you were not afraid of heaven and earth, so you pretended to be hard." ”

I looked at her and snorted. The two guards had already taken me for their own, let me go, and let me swagger along with them. After turning two corners, a building stood abruptly not far away, which was too discordant, dirt roads, small hills, buildings. "There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village" does not carry this. When I got closer, I saw four big words "The Hall of the Underworld".

The Shandong guard reluctantly said: "Brother, we can only send it here, we can't enter the underworld hall with a low status." ”

I said, "Okay, thank you two big brothers for taking care of you all the way, brother, if I don't die in a big disaster, I'll come to visit you another day." If we die, we will see each other every day. ”

The sissy guard said, "Brother, what's your name, I have friends who take care of Hell, let them take care of you more then." ”

"Hu Xiangyu." I was also very sad by this gloomy atmosphere, and said: "The two eldest brothers have noble surnames, if you don't dislike them, tell your brothers, and the two will be my big brothers in the future." ”

"Just call me Kuroko." Shandong guards said that he was strong and dark-skinned, and that the name was apt.

"My name is Zou Xingxing." The sissy guard said that a name is so personal.

I wanted to alleviate the gloomy situation and deliberately said, "No, you are also surnamed Zou, are you related to that femme fatale?" ”

Zou Xingxing obviously took it seriously, and quickly explained: "No, really not, it doesn't matter at all." ”

Kuroko laughed and said, "Stupid, brother is teasing you." ”

At this time, Zou Keran had already brought two other hall guards, ready to take me in. When she saw the scene of the three of us parting, her eyes were full of puzzlement. She must have been wondering how I could just call the two guards brothers and sisters along the way, and it was still hard to separate. This is called heroes love heroes, gentlemen cherish gentlemen, of course women don't understand.