Chapter 9: Hell Riot Part I
Entering the hall of the underworld, it is resplendent in gold, and it seems that the judges of Hades are not less corrupt, and it is estimated that they are all rich. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Qingguan is okay, but the faint official estimates that I will die this time. When the group came to the judge's office, the bloated and ugly man sat inside, and when he saw Zou Keran, his facial features were huddled together with a smile. The two hall guards closed the door and left, and they were not happy to see them, and they did not feel intimate at all.
"Your Excellency, this is the person who trespassed into the underworld today, and he has been brought." Zou Keran said
"I heard that you found out about it, and you almost fooled him through, thanks to your cleverness." The judge stepped forward and took Zou Keran's hand and said in a daze,
Zou Keran seems to be very disgusted with him, human nature, this judge is not as handsome as one-tenth of me, and she should not like it. Zou Keran said: "Your Excellency, if there is nothing else, I will go down first." ”
"You've worked hard, if you have time to come to my house tonight, I'll cook and comfort you personally. It's too torturous to go back and forth between the yang and the underworld every day, look, you have lost a lot of weight. As he spoke, the judge reached out and touched Zou Keran's cheek.
"Ahem, ahem." I coughed twice, and the two flirted when I didn't exist.
Zou Keran broke free and the judge glanced at me, seemingly full of gratitude. At this time, I was grateful that Lao Tzu came, why didn't I have a soft heart when I was arrested. Let this old man be entangled, deserve it, my heart is happy.
The judge "sorted" his expression, probably the process was to retract the obscenity to solemnity. He asked, "How did you come to Hades?" Recruit from the truth. ”
"Came with her in the car." I replied calmly. After staying in the underworld for so long, I found that it was not as terrible as I imagined. There really seems to be no difference between the underworld and the yang world, and the horror and abnormality played by those TV movies are simply misguided.
The judge returned to his seat and said, "How can you see the psychic car if you are not dead?" ”
I began to figure out how to deal with it, and I said, "This, this." ”
The judge should have sensed that I was about to make up a lie, and slapped the table: "Recruit from the truth, or you will be sent to the Infinite Hell." ”
Zou Keran didn't forget to swing me with a knife, and then said: "Your Excellency, this kid is the best at flamboyant tongue, don't be deceived and fooled by him." ”
I'm figuring out how to continue making it up, but I don't need it anymore. This femme fatale, I have a grudge against you. I glared angrily, and Zou Keran turned his head away.
The judge said, "Okay, I see that you don't cry when you don't see the coffin, and today the official will let you see the coffin." Come. ”
Two guards entered the door, and the judge said, "Take him up." This official is in a good mood today, and will personally take you to visit the infinite hell where everyone in the yang world talks about the color change. ”
Zou Keran had always wanted to get out, and when he saw this, he took the opportunity to say, "My lord, then I'll go back first." ”
Want to run? I haven't seen enough of this bird, taking advantage of you. Without waiting for the judge to answer, I said, "My lord, wouldn't it be nice to have this woman as my guide and accompany me on a tour of hell?" ”
The judge rolled his eyes, and felt that he still had oil to rub my suggestion, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, you come with me, follow me." ”
Zou Keran glared at me, and had no choice but to walk in front with the judge, two security guards escorted me behind, and a group of five people came to the basement floor of the underworld hall, it turned out that the legendary hell was under this hall, with a total of eighteen floors.
"Keran, you really give him a tour guide and introduce the situation in hell, which is also a blessing that this kid cultivated in his previous life." The judge didn't forget to grab Zou Keran's ass while he was talking, taking advantage of it.
When Zou Keran heard this, he turned to me and said, "This first layer is called the Tongue Pulling Hell. In the world, sowing discord, slandering and harming others, flattering tongues, arguing skillfully, lying and deceiving others, after death, they will be sent to the hell of tongue pulling. "In particular, a few four-word words are accented, and their eyes are staring at me viciously, as if to say that this layer is against people like you. I feigned disdain, and she added: "The corresponding criminal law: the ghost will break the mouth of the tortured, clamp the tongue with iron tongs, and pull it out raw, not at once, but first lengthened. Depending on how much you have sinned, repeat it several times, dozens of times, hundreds of times. ”