A few dog barks woke me up from my sweet dreams, the sun was rising, and the sun shone through the window on the bed. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info I looked at the ground, the pug was gone, was it really a nightmare? No, where did the barking of the dog come from, I got up and went to the kitchen, my mother was making breakfast, and the pug was sitting next to me, wagging his tail.

My mother said to me while cooking, "Xiangyu, where did you pick up the puppy, it's very well-behaved and cute." ”

I can't say anything about it, he's a talking monster. I dragged the pug out into the yard and made sure there was no one around and said, "Why don't you leave, what the hell do you want to do?" ”

The pug barked twice and then said to me, "Your mother was still praising me for being sensible." ”

"Dao Chief, I beg you, what do you want to do before you are willing to leave." I say

"I'm just a Taoist priest, and my master can be regarded as a Taoist master." Pug explained slowly

I saw that the soft ones could only come to the hard ones, and said sharply: "I don't care if you are a Taoist or a Taoist priest, I warn you, we also have a great immortal master here, be careful that I asked them to subdue you, so that you will never be reborn." ”

The pug was not frightened, and said disdainfully: "Those fake masters and half-immortals are too late to run away when they see me, which one dares to subdue me?" Maybe it's faster than you ran last night. I told you, I am the authentic Maoshan Sect, and they are all liars who cheat and eat and drink. ”

"Then how can you prove that you are real?" I say

"Do you believe that there are demons in this world?" Pug said

Without thinking, I replied firmly, "No, I only believe in science." ”

"Okay, then I'll give you hell. But don't be like yesterday, I don't care if I'm so scared that I'm fainting. Pug said, listening to his mischievous tone, I thought he was deliberately scaring me. Since this is the case, I can't let him look down, so I mustered up the courage and nodded.

Besides, I just ran yesterday and didn't faint, this dog is really exaggerated. I didn't believe that there was a ghost in this world, so I just watched what tricks he played, and after exposing it, he let him leave on his own. However, it is already a wonder that dogs can talk: "In a word, if I don't see a ghost, or can't see it, you get out of my house quickly, oh no, get out of our place." ”

I followed the pug's words, went back to the room, closed the curtains, drew all the furnishings of the room on a blank piece of paper, and tied a $1 coin with a string, and grabbed one end with my right hand and hung it over the drawing.

When he was ready, the pug said, "Now you have to clear your mind and point your left hand to the corresponding ornament in the drawing, if the coin turns to the left, it means that there is a ghost there, and if you turn to the right, it means that there is no problem." ”

I pointed to the wardrobe with my left hand, and the coin really turned to the right; Pointing at the desk, the coin is turned to the right; Point at the computer and turn the coin to the right. I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's just that you're pretending to be a ghost, where are the ghosts." As he spoke, pointing to my bed and turning the coin to the left, I was taken aback: "Is there really a ghost?" What is the principle, my right hand does not tremble or tremble, but the coin swings from side to side. ”

"That means you really have a ghost in your bed, and you sleep with a ghost every day." Pug said

"Sleeping with ghosts?" I said to myself, feeling a little scared.

"Go and get some salt and sprinkle it on the bed." Pug said

I took the salt shaker out of the kitchen, a little hesitant. The pug said, "Oh, you can see the ghost when you fall on the bed." I gritted my teeth and sprinkled salt on the bed. Some imprints appear at the same time.

The pug recited the mantra: "Maoshan Authentic Sect Maha Yu Ah Yi Demon Monster Hurry up and be as urgent as the law." ”

An old man appeared on the bed and saw that the pug was very frightened. Let's start with the words: "The old man has been living here since he died twenty years ago, but he is nostalgic and unwilling to leave, and he has never done anything hurtful. Please be merciful. ”

The pug didn't seem to be surprised, and only said, "You can quickly go to the underworld and wait for reincarnation to become a new person, and I won't accept you." ”

The old man thanked him again and again, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I've been dumbfounded, sleeping in the same bed as the ghost for twenty years, and I don't know whether to be scared or funny. The pug looked at me and said, "Now believe it, right?" ”

I hesitated and said, "What kind of trick are you playing, and why is he so afraid of you?" ”

The pug said, "You yourself will not believe it, and you cannot teach your children." I said earlier that I am a Taoist priest, and it is my responsibility to subdue demons and eliminate demons. ”

I said, "But why did you become a dog?" ”

The pug said, "That's a long story. It's not that I was tossed by you ordinary people, I didn't know how free I was to practice on the mountain, and I was accompanied by my little sister, flirting and scolding every day, oh no, playing and frolicking...... It's all your people in the red dust who are hungry for profit, in order to satisfy their selfish desires, they have destroyed the ancestral master's spell formation, and the gate of the third realm will be unsealed in advance, and it will be a hundred years later, I can't catch up and don't have to worry about it. But now, the master calculates that in less than seven years, demons and monsters will be released out of the world one after another, the little demons will be bloodthirsty and cannibalistic, and the big demons will call for wind and rain to cover the sky and close the moon, causing the sky to collapse and the earth to crack, and the sea to rot. The end of the world is coming. ”