Chapter 4 The Origin of the Taoist Priest
It's August 2006, and if what the pug says is true, isn't 2012-2013 the end of the world? I couldn't believe it, but looking at the pug's solemn look, it didn't look like a lie. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info If that's the case, there will be more than 6 years for everyone to die, then I still have to study what university to study, and I can enjoy it while I eat and drink as soon as possible. It is said that those of us born in the 80s are the happiest generation, happy fart, and most of them have not yet reached the age of 30 and the end of the world.
Frightened by the pug's words, I thought about it for a long time before I remembered that he hadn't answered my question directly, so I repeated: "I'm asking why you became a dog, and what are you talking to me about the end of the world." ”
The pug seemed to be waiting for me to ask, and immediately answered: "Master asked me to go down the mountain to eliminate demons and save the world, before going down the mountain, I kissed the little junior sister and broke the color ring, and it takes three days to resume Taoism." As a result, on the third day, I met the thousand-year-old flower demon Feng Xiaoru, originally she was not my opponent, but the mana has not fully recovered, she took advantage of the weakness to accept me, fortunately I was able to escape with my agility and out of the body. As a result, the body was taken in by her, and there was no way to attach it to the dog's body. Speaking of this, the pug paused, probably knowing that I would definitely ask why it was attached to the dog and not to other animals, and said, "Among the animals that the demons fear, the dog is the first, followed by the rooster, the cow, the sheep, and the pig." That's why Feng Xiaoru couldn't see my original form, so she escaped here. ”
"Possess you, and you should also attach a fierce wolfdog." I laughed and said that it was like listening to a story, and I didn't feel much danger. And Feng Xiaoru's name is also beautiful, and she is still a flower demon, I believe that she must be very charming, and I really want to see it when I have the opportunity.
The pug can see through my thoughts: "You're sick, it's too late to see her run, and I want to see her." You don't know how dangerous the situation was at that time, how much was at stake to save my life. ”
I said, "Oh, what happened to you. We play games to fight mobs and upgrade first, and then attack the city together to fight the big boss after the god costume, and you just do the opposite. ”
The pug was stunned for a moment, of course, it is estimated that he must not have played computer games in the mountains, and he did not seem to understand what I said. After a moment's hesitation, he said, "Anyway, do you believe me now?" ”
I hesitated and said, "I believe it a little bit." ”
The pug said, "If you don't believe me, I can teach you another way to see ghosts." Find a house that has not been lived in for a long time, it must be a long time since no one has lived in it......"
"No, no, I believe." I hurriedly interrupted him
The pug added, "As the saying goes, there are gods three feet above the head, but it is not surprising that there are ghosts three feet above you." In fact, people live with ghosts every day, but they don't know it. ”
I said, "If we really live with ghosts, why don't they hurt us?" ”
The pug said, "Do you think the legendary ghosts eat people and suck yang qi are all true?" Ordinary goblins are actually afraid of humans, they are afraid of everything that has energy and heat, so it's good if you don't hurt them. ”
I saw that the pug replied fluently, without thinking at all, and if it was not for the deception, then there was only one explanation - he was telling the truth. Then I had to stay away from him, I didn't want to deal with ghosts, I said, "But I don't know Taoism, it's useless for you to follow me, and I can't help you get revenge." ”
The pug looked like he was eating me: "No, it's okay, I can teach you." ”
I hurriedly said, "I don't want to learn these strange things from you, and deceive others and deceive myself." ”
The pug said, "Look, look, you still don't believe all that, waste my saliva in vain." ”
At this time, my mother entered the room and saw that I was the only one and asked, "Xiangyu, who were you talking to just now?" ”
I squatted down and stroked the pug and said, "I'm telling this dog about the rules of our house, so that he can be honest in the future, or he will be unkind to him." The pug looked at me angrily.
Mom said, "You go buy a bag of salt and come back, yesterday I remember there was still half a can." Strange, all this morning. ”
The pug barked a few times and leaned over to his mother's leg a few times to show affection. This dog who eats inside and out, who brought him home last night and cooked noodles for him to eat. I snorted, "Okay, you see how close this dog is to you, let him behave and buy it." ”
Mom laughed and said, "Don't mess around, how can a dog buy things." ”
"This dog is very smart." When I said the word "dog", I deliberately accentuated my tone, and then I found a cloth bag and hung it around the pug's neck, and wrote a note to buy salt and put it in the bag along with 5 yuan.
Mom felt angry and funny: "What a fool of himself, can he find a place to buy salt and then find it home?" ”
"Don't worry, he's smart." I said, then took the pug into the yard and pointed him in the direction: "You go out and go ahead, turn left at the second intersection, go further on, turn right at the first intersection, and you will see a big sign that says Baiwei Grocery Store." ”
"Count you ruthless, wait for me to come back." The pug whispered to me, and ran out of the yard. The mother looked at the pug in the distance in a daze, her face full of doubts.