Chapter 5: The Lower Hades I
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The pug was eating the canned dog food that his mother bought back in the room, and he looked up at me and said, "It turns out that the dog food is also delicious, do you want to have some?" ”
I hurriedly shook my head: "No, no, no, you look more and more like a dog when you are satisfied." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"It's called what it's like, doing a line of love and a line of love." The pug said that he was not angry, and seemed to have accepted the fact that he was a dog, and said to me, "You really don't want to learn Taoism?" ”
I said, "No, I think it's good now." ”
The pug said: "I have never seen a person like you, how many people want to learn from me, I don't teach him, don't cherish the opportunity now, don't regret it in the future." ”
I said, "I definitely don't regret it, since I was a child, my father taught me to be upright, not to cheat and cheat others." Others are willing to learn from you to teach them, am I different from them, do I have Huigen or the reincarnation of some Daluo Immortal? ”
Pug said, "You have a fart and a disease, if you don't have a ......" Speaking of this, the pug realized something, changed the subject and said, "But also, if you are not a good person, I will not choose to teach you." But good people are too stupid and stubborn, and it's really troublesome to enlighten. ”
I asked, "What did you just say I have?" ”
The pug explained that he didn't say anything, which made me even more confused, there must be something strange in it. After repeated questioning, he still refused to say, and I guess he must be trying to provoke my interest, so I didn't say more. One man and one dog are relatively speechless.
After a long time, the pug suddenly opened his mouth and said to himself: "Okay, I'll take you to the underworld to see hell, and then you have to believe if you don't believe it." ”
I didn't directly say that I and Ben denied the existence of hell and hell in this world, and then he said, "Hades and hell can be gone if you go?" ”
"Of course, let's go, I'll take you." The pug said and ran out of the house, and I followed him to a national road intersection far from home, where many traffic police were directing traffic. There had just been an accident here, and two trucks collided.
I am most afraid of seeing this kind of bloody scene, and I am not lucky enough to hide from it. Ask the pug, "What did you bring me here for?" ”
"Take you in a car to Hades. You now bend down with your back to them, look at the scene of the accident from between your legs, and then silently say 'Maoshan Zhengzong 嘧嘛慝篚阿敕'. Pug said
I did as the pug told me, and when I finished reading the mantra, I noticed that there was a white car next to the accident scene, and the dead truck driver was boarding the car and smiling back at me. I was shocked: "How can I get an extra car?" ”
Pug said: "This is the laca to the underworld, and there are often lactics at the scene of accidents. Because these people died unnaturally, they have some unfinished lives, and they will definitely not obediently go to the underworld to report, so there is a car to pick them up. ”
I seemed to understand what the pug was going to do next, and exclaimed, "Ah, then we're going to ...... too."
The pug didn't wait for me to finish before he interrupted: "Let's get in the car and go with them to the underworld." ”
I hesitated and said, "No, although the treatment of having a car is not bad, but if you lose it so recklessly, what if the king of Hades likes me too much and doesn't let me come back?" I haven't lived enough. ”
The pug said, "You are afraid, so you still believe in the existence of the underworld?" ”
I hurriedly excused myself and said, "I ...... I haven't denied it all along. ”
"The car is leaving, hurry up." As he spoke, the pug jumped into the car and turned into a human form the moment he stepped into the car. As soon as I saw him become a human, I immediately felt much more friendly and relaxed, and I followed up, after all, it is safer to be with people than with dogs.
The pug had already sat down and beckoned me to sit next to me. I was surprised and said, "How did you become human?" ”
The pug said, "I've always been a human being, but my soul is attached to a dog." Now that I have gotten on the psychic and are ready to enter the underworld, all the demons and monsters will change in their original form. ”
I teased him, "Actually, it's still as kind as before, and I don't even know what to call you when you become a human." ”
The pug said, "I don't have a long memory, I said that my name is Yang Nianfeng." ”
I said, "Okay, when you are a dog, you will call you a pug, and when you are a human, you will be called Yang Nianfeng." ”
"Why did you guys get up too, where is this car going?" The truck driver who had just died in the front row of us turned around and asked, it seemed that he had been dragged into the car by the beautiful female flight attendant for no apparent reason. Speaking of this female flight attendant, I have been paying attention to her for a long time, and she looks very good, especially her fair skin makes people feel the urge to pinch it when they see her. Alas, what a shame to be a ghost.
I replied, "This chariot is the way to hell." ”
"Dude, are you kidding? We will go to the underworld in a car and frighten whom? The driver said with a grin, and everyone in the car laughed along. The female flight attendant came over and glanced at me. Yang Nianfeng hurriedly covered my mouth and whispered to me: "You are looking for death, they don't know that they are going to the underworld when they die, you tell them who is willing to go." ”
I suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "So if you get off the car at this time, you can come back to life?" ”
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