Chapter 5 Negotiate the conditions with the Jade Emperor
Tai Bai Xing said: "Who dares to take your life?" Don't worry, as long as I am too platinum star, you will be your Jade Emperor in the sky, and as for the things of the mortal world, the Jade Emperor will help you to complete it. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info you can rest assured. ”
Long Yixiao knew that he had just swapped identities with the Jade Emperor, and he still had to return to the mortal world in the end, so he was still a little lost in his heart, and at the same time, he didn't know what his fate would be in the future, so he was still very hesitant. But think about it at worst, if he hadn't met Tai Bai Xing and the Jade Emperor, his life would have ended at twelve o'clock three hours ago, and now it's okay, not only is he not dead, but he can still talk and see things, and the worst result is death, he is already a person who has died once, what are you afraid of death?
Long Yixiao figured out these truths, he was not afraid at all, no matter what would happen to it tomorrow, as long as he could live today, it would be the best, wouldn't it be heaven to be the Jade Emperor? Even if it is seen through by the immortals, the big deal is death, but even if it is death, such a death is the most awesome way to die.
Just ask, who in the world has ever sat in the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Treasure Hall before he died? That is, Sun Wukong has sitting, but Sun Wukong is not dead, and the other is the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor is afraid that he will not die.
If he really died, he would also be a person who had sat in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and he would be able to brag when he arrived at Lord Yama, and maybe he would be able to make Lord Yama drool with envy.
Long smiled and was very happy, and said, "Taibai, my safety will be left to you." However, I still have something to tell the Jade Emperor. ”
Tai Bai Xing was a little upset and said, "What else do you have to tell the Jade Emperor?" The Jade Emperor is a righteous god in the sky, what does he not know? Rest assured, the role of the Jade Emperor replacing you will definitely live a better life than you. ”
Long Yixiao took out his mobile phone and said to the Jade Emperor: "My mobile phone is for you, the numbers stored in it are all people I know, my father's name is Long Teng, is a simple farmer, usually lives by selling vegetables in various villages, my mother's name is Yang Xiao, she is kind and gentle, but three years ago, for my tuition, when she set up a stall in the city, she accidentally scratched a Golden Dragon car, the owner is the son of the mayor, the second generation of authentic officials, and my father has more than a dozen coal kilns in the town that he actually controls, rich and powerful, My mom couldn't afford the exorbitant car fix, and that bastard crippled both of my mom's legs. Now, travel at home in a wheelchair. ”
The Jade Emperor was a little sad and said, "What are you telling me about this?" ”
Long Yixiao felt very uncomfortable whenever he thought of his mother, and said: "I want to tell you that when you are at school, if you have nothing to do, don't call my mother, because their life is really difficult, a year ago, my father was diagnosed with a herniated disc in his lumbar spine, and he has no money for treatment, my younger brother is in junior high school, my sister is in high school, and I need money to earn it myself." In the coffee shops, shopping malls and supermarkets in Xiandu, Kendexiang has done it all, no matter what, as long as it can make money, I have done it. ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the dragon and smiled, "What do you mean by this?" Do you still want me to take care of your mother and father? ”
Long Yi shook his head and said, "Don't dare to hope!" You are the Jade Emperor who is high above, and you are used to wearing clothes all day long to reach out for food and open your mouth, I am only afraid that you are like this at Huazhong University, and my father can't afford to feed you a meal even if he sells his bones! ”
As soon as the Jade Emperor's hand stretched out, two gold ingots appeared in his hand, and he said, "Do you think these are enough?" This is a genuine gold ingot, or a gift from the God of Wealth, and it can be sold for 200,000 Huaxia coins if it is taken out. ”
Long Yixiao had never seen so much gold, his eyes were shining, and he said: "A pound of gold is five hundred grams, one gram of gold is one hundred and sixty yuan, which is 130,000 Huaxia coins, and two gold ingots can be sold for 260,000 Huaxia coins, 260,000 Huaxia coins, and you can buy a five-square-meter house in Xiandu." Enough to eat and drink ten meals at the Xianxia Hotel, if you look for a girl......"
The Jade Emperor's hand shook, and he had five more gold ingots in his hand, and said, "What about these?"
Long Yi smiled a little dizzy, if these gold ingots were ordinary people, they would not get a single ingot if they struggled for a lifetime, but this gold ingots were like stones and leaves in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and they were a lot of them if they grabbed them casually.
Long Yi smiled and said, "Are these all true?"
The Jade Emperor let one of the pieces of gold slowly fly in front of Long Yixiao, and said, "You can bite it with your teeth and see if it's true."
The gold ingot was like an obedient little doll, it stopped in front of Long Yixiao, shook it a few times at Long Yixiao, and suddenly the gold ingot actually opened two eyes, and those two eyes were glaring at Long Yixiao.
Long Yixiao had never seen the long eyes on the gold ingot, and he was so frightened that he almost fainted.
When Long Yixiao's eyes opened again, the ingot of gold was actually smiling at him.
Long smiled and grabbed the ingot of gold in his hand with one hand, and held it tightly, for fear that it would grow wings and fly away. He put the ingot of gold in his mouth and bit it, almost missing his teeth.
Long Yi smiled and took the gold in his hand, but before he could see it clearly, the gold flew away on its own.
The ingot of gold circled in front of Long Yi and suddenly disappeared.
Where did the gold go? The dragon smiled and didn't know, as if he didn't know where the gold came from.
Tai Bai Xing said with a smile on his face: "These gold from the Jade Emperor are all given by the God of Wealth, and they are absolutely genuine, so you don't have to worry about the Jade Emperor's living expenses."
Long Yixiao was still very worried, after all, he still had to return to the mortal world in the future, in case the Jade Emperor made his reputation stink, then it would be difficult to earn it back.
Long smiled and repeatedly told the Jade Emperor, "You can borrow my body to live in the mortal world, but you can't do anything too out of the ordinary, and you can't do anything that kills people and sets fires!"
The Jade Emperor looked at Long Yixiao's body, felt that he really liked his body, and said, "Don't worry, I won't ruin your reputation." I know what to do and what not to do. But you remembered to me, after you arrive in the heavenly court, you can't mess around, the fairies in my heavenly court, you ......"
"Fairy?" Thinking of the fairy, Long Yixiao's heart wants to dance, others always praise the beautiful woman in the mortal world as a fairy, but no one has ever seen what the fairy looks like, but this time, Long Yixiao can not only see the fairy, but even have some wonderful stories with the fairy.
It's hard to think about!
But what Long Yixiao is most curious about is Chang'e, is there really Chang'e in the Moon Palace? Is it true that Guanghan Palace only has a little rabbit and Wu Gang who is cutting trees to accompany Chang'e?
Sister Chang'e, I'm here!
Long Yi smiled and said, "Naturally, I won't touch your fairy!"
"Don't touch? Unless I'm not a man! Long Yi said with a smile in his heart.
Tai Bai Xing smiled and said: "Jade Emperor, Long Yixiao, the two of you will swap identities now, and Weichen will then arrange for Long Yixiao to go to Heavenly Court to familiarize yourself with the environment."
The Jade Emperor looked at the dragon and smiled, feeling very uncomfortable, if he hadn't used him to cultivate Tiangang Immortal Qi, he wouldn't have exchanged his imperial position with him.
The safety of the entire immortal realm would be pinned on the body of a mortal, which was also incredible, and even Long Yixiao couldn't believe that it was true.
Long smiled and said to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, you are the supreme Jade Emperor, you have supreme mana, I know you can get what you want, but I hope that when you use my body to do things, you can follow the principles of mortals."
The Jade Emperor said slightly angrily: "Mortals are mortals, I spend my own money, why do you talk so much nonsense?"
Long Yi smiled and insisted: "It's also a problem for you to spend your own money." I'm a poor student with a poor jingle ring, a month's living expenses are only 300 yuan, and I have to go out to do odd jobs every month, if I suddenly break out, what do you want, and others don't check you? ”
The Jade Emperor said, "Do you think I'm afraid of them checking out?"