Chapter 4 dares to ridicule the great god
Long Yi couldn't believe his judgment with a smile, and said, "So, you are an immortal?"
Tai Bai Xing grabbed his silver-white beard with his hand, and said with a smile: "This god is Tai Bai Xing!"
If others heard that they had met Tai Bai Xing, they would definitely break their heads, and then let Tai Bai Xing accept him as an apprentice, but after Long Yixiao heard the name of Tai Bai Xing, he was not surprised at all, and he did not show special admiration, but said very coldly: "I have heard of the name of Tai Bai Xing, and I have also watched the film and television of Tai Bai Xing, when Sun Monkey hit the heavenly court, you didn't seem to have made any efforts!"
The Jade Emperor's heart was shrunk in fear when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, this is the Jade Emperor's biggest heart disease, no one in the Heavenly Court dared to make Sun Wukong make trouble in front of the Jade Emperor, but today, Long Yixiao actually told the past again, which made the Jade Emperor's heart produce a huge anger, there seemed to be a flame burning in his eyes, and his anger could burn Long Yixiao to death at any time. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Tai Bai Xing often does things in front of the Jade Emperor, and he is very clear about the Jade Emperor's every move, word and deed, Tai Bai Xing knows that the Jade Emperor is about to get angry, so he reminded: "Your Majesty is angry, he is just a small person in the mortal world, he doesn't understand the complexity of the affairs of the heavenly court, and he talks nonsense casually, wait for Wei Chen to slowly enlighten him!"
In fact, the Jade Emperor had no intention of killing Long Yixiao at all, and killing Long Yixiao now would be equivalent to killing one of his own hearts, and then the entire immortal world would be in chaos, and the consequences would be immeasurable for the Jade Emperor and even the entire immortal world.
The Jade Emperor never thought that his country would be manipulated on the body of a mortal, which seemed too funny.
The Jade Emperor still understands the truth that if you can't bear it, you will make a big plan.
Tai Bai Xing said: "What do you know? Let's not talk about this, but the story of God. Your two hearts will burst together today, and then you will die, and when you learn about your situation, you think that you are hopeless, so you want to end your life by jumping off a cliff. ”
In Long Yixiao's heart, that Ling Aoshuang was not worthy of his love at all, so his cliff jumping and trying to love had nothing to do with it at all.
Long Yi smiled and said, "You're right! I do have two hearts, and my life will indeed end at twelve o'clock today. You have let me live for so long, and what you have done has violated the rules of heaven, are you not afraid that God will punish you? ”
Tai Bai Xing couldn't help but laugh and said, "You're so cute!" The heavenly strip is used to restrain those little immortals, and it is useless to us immortals. Okay, this god doesn't want to talk nonsense with you now, this god just wants to ask you, do you want to live? ”
Long Yixiao didn't think about it, and simply replied directly: "Of course I want to live, no one will be willing to die for no reason."
Tai Bai Xing patted Long Yixiao's shoulder and said, "If you want to survive, you have to rely on yourself." Only when you yourself have cultivated an immortal method can you protect your heart and you can live. ”
Long Yixiao dreamed that he could meet the immortals one day, and then begged the immortals to teach him some immortal methods, but he didn't expect that this day would come so quickly, so he looked at Tai Bai Xing in surprise and said, "Are you willing to teach me the immortal method?"
"As long as you're willing to learn!"
"Of course I do!"
Tai Bai Xing said: "Actually, you have no other choice, because if you don't learn this immortal method, your life will end soon."
Long Yi smiled and said, "It seems that I can't refuse even if I want to." Say, what conditions do you have? ”
Tai Bai Xing smiled and said, "Actually, there are no conditions for this immortal. The only condition is for you to go to the heavens and sit on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and give orders instead of the Jade Emperor. Ben Xian will tell you this, the Jade Emperor went down to earth this time, and when he came to the mortal world, he saw that there were beautiful slender legs, small waists, and big **** everywhere.... You can see what I mean by that, right? ”
"Hmm... Hmph..."The Jade Emperor pretended to have an uncomfortable throat and coughed a few times, but he was actually saying to Tai Bai Xing, "Don't say it too badly. ”
Tai Bai Xing immediately changed his tone and said: "The Jade Emperor is the supreme ruler of the sky, in the sky, what do you want?" He's tired of that kind of life, do you understand? This time, the Jade Emperor wants to swap identities with you, let you go to the sky to be the Jade Emperor for a few days, and the Jade Emperor will go to the mortal world to experience the fun of the mortal world instead of your body. Do you understand? ”
Before Long Yi could speak, Tai Baixing continued: "Don't think that we are looking for your help, we are also here to save your life. You must know that the two hearts in your body cannot be fed at all with the diet of the mortal world, and if you want to feed your two hearts, you must get Heavenly Court to cultivate Tiangang Immortal Qi. Only when you cultivate the Tiangang Immortal Qi can you live. Can you understand this truth? ”
Long Yixiao didn't know ****** generation of his ancestors, in which generation and where he burned high incense, he could actually meet Tai Bai Xing, and he could also sit in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, this thought was all surging with blood!
I think back then, Sun Monkey almost ran out of his old book, and finally sat on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall for a while, but this time, Long Yixiao actually acted instead of the Jade Emperor, which shows that he can sit on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall safely, and he can also boldly accept the kneeling of the immortals, thinking about it, this is an incredible thing.
Is this true?
Long smiled and pinched the back of his hand again, and he almost screamed in pain.
Tai Bai Xing thought that Long Yi was stupid, and said, "Hey, are you okay?" Wouldn't it be stupid? ”
Long Yi smiled and said, "You're stupid." Taibai, it's okay if you want me to be the Jade Emperor, but I have my conditions. ”
Tai Bai Xing was so angry that his beard and eyebrows wanted to be cocked, he wanted to know the location of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, I don't know how many immortals wanted to touch it with their hands, it was all extravagant hope, Sun Wukong was fighting for his own life, and he sat on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall for a few minutes, but now, this bastard boy who didn't know the height of the sky actually told him that he could sit in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but he had the conditions, it was really unreasonable!
Tai Bai Xing's stomach was angry, but he didn't dare to send it yet, and he had to smile and say to Long Yiyi: "What other conditions do you have?" ”
Long Yixiao seemed to see that Tai Bai Xing and the Jade Emperor were asking him, but what they were asking him to do, he hadn't thought it through, his two hearts, of course, were not in vain, and in the face of great rights and wrongs, his judgment had never been missed.
Long Yi smiled and mentioned such conditions, firstly, to test his position in the plan of Tai Bai Xing, and on the other hand, to make himself more aware of his situation.
He had to think about these questions clearly, otherwise he wouldn't know how he died. Talking to the Jade Emperor about the conditions, this is to gamble with his own life, if he doesn't get it right, Long Yixiao will soon become a dead man, and he won't even be able to find the ashes.
Long Yixiao had now concluded that he was really important in that plan, because Tai Bai Xing was not angry.
Dare to bargain with the immortals, and also bargain with the supreme Jade Emperor, Long Yixiao felt that he was better than the Sun Monkey back then, so he felt happier than eating honey when he thought about it, and if he could laugh, his face must be the best looking now.
Long Yi smiled and said: "Taibai, I am just a mortal, I pretend to be the Jade Emperor and sit on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, I am afraid that I will be seen through by the immortals, and when the time comes, I am afraid that I will still be unable to escape death." Rather than being killed by the immortals, it is better to let me die now, why bother? ”