"How can this be justified, how can this be justified!" The half-elf grabbed a broken book in his hand and jumped to his feet again and again, "You dare to take my treasured book to wipe your ass, it's insulting!" ”

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"Lord Shaman, it was you who taught us to pay attention to hygiene, and after pulling it out, we should find something to wipe it, and we all did it according to your instructions."

"You illiterate, papyrus and books are not the same thing!" The shaman shouted angrily, "Any paper with words is a valuable material, and it must not be used for anything other than reading!" ”

"But my lord, we really can't find any other paper besides these 'books'."

"It's really brainless, can't you find paper, won't you grab a handful of dirt and paste? Really, I still need to teach such a simple thing. ”

After losing his temper, Olipas looked around and suddenly smiled, "Ah, Brother You, you came out for a walk early in the morning, come and teach us to build a house!" ”

"I want to take care of my sister, I don't have time!" Xiao You didn't look at him at all, and went directly to the cart loaded with food, carried two strings of sausages and left.

"What are you doing here?" The Governor asked, dumbfounded.

"My sister is weak after her illness and needs to be strengthened."

"Then you can't take things directly from the treasury without the permission of the state functionaries." The half-elf hurriedly shouted, "This is a theft...... No, your blatant behavior in broad daylight is nothing short of robbery, robbery! ”

"Isn't this a tribe?" Xiao You asked rhetorically, "As a remnant of the primitive society of public ownership, all members are distributed according to their needs, and they can take whatever they want. ”

"Your understanding is completely wrong!" The Doge was angry, "We are not just a tribe here, but a principality with complete laws...... The so-called distribution according to demand is not that you personally take what you feel you need, but that the state allocates what you think you need. ”

"Oh, that's it," Xiao Yu responded, returned to the car and turned out a box of gray salt eggs, held them in his arms, and Shi Shiran left.

"Xiao You, you're getting too much!" The half-elf began to rage again, "Contempt for the laws and regulations of the country is punishable, haven't you heard of what it means to restore the legal net, negligence but not leakage?" ”

"I told you yesterday that minors are not legally responsible."

"Diao Min, Diao Min, it's not easy to be an administrator these days," Olipas cried out in pain, "Brother Xiaoyou, why don't you teach some crafts and make some contributions to the country, otherwise my prestige will be easily damaged." ”

"Don't you have so many books, find two woodworking primers and learn them on your own."

"Do I need to beg you if I can find it?"

"You have a whole cart of books, and you haven't even prepared some craft books?" Xiao Yu jumped into the carriage containing the book and went in to look around, "No, you have all these kinds of things?" ”

"I knew that the captain's fiefdom was a remote place, and that the best thing to say was to go to work, and to say bad it was to pioneer," the half-elf explained, "so I prepared a storybook that I could never finish reading for the rest of my life, just to pass the time of boredom." You must know that these storybooks belong to the kind of plot twists, suspense, vivid scene descriptions, and strong atmosphere rendering, which can easily arouse the reader's interest and emotions. ”

“…… Yours is a ghost storybook that could fill a cart. Xiao You's mouth watered, and his hands were not idle, and he pulled out a few books from the stack of books from time to time.

"Brother Xiaoyou, do you want to take it for nothing again?"

"You won't miss anything if you look at it again, and as a capital, there should be a national public welfare library, which is open to the public for free, popularizing encyclopedic knowledge, and improving the quality of humanities, so as to reflect the status of the city's cultural center."

"Ah, that's right, in the future, this carriage will be the cultural and educational base of our country, and I'll give it a name, it's called the Principality of Clark Ghost Suspense Library."

"It's really easy for you to choose a name, if it's all romance novels here, is it called Fenghua Xueyue Library?"

"Exactly. After I finish compiling the history of the construction and conquest of the principality, I can also open a library of military history and literature," the half-elf thought for a moment, "No, it should be two, collect those wild history gossip as well, and open a gossip library." ”

"The ideal is good," Xiao Yu continued to look for books, "You have to protect them here, don't let the moths and mice destroy the books." ”

"Kouhu, only the original review library will be rampant with ants and rats, poisonous snakes, my carriage is painted with antiseptic paint, lavender inside, there is no reason for insect pests and snakes."

"Then I'm relieved." Xiao You finally got out of the car with a thick stack of books, "Lord Governor, please keep up your efforts, I'll go back to take care of my sister." ”

"Xiao You, what are you doing with so many books to take care of your sister?"

"When my sister can't sleep at night, I read stories to lull her to sleep." Xiao Yu replied confidently.

"But this is a ghost storybook, huh?" Olipas was a little confused.

"It's just a ghost storybook." Xiao You strode away and said without looking back, "When I was a child, my sister often taught us: If you are not obedient anymore, those ghosts will not come to play with you." ”

"It turns out that someone really hypnotizes this thing?" The half-elf grabbed his hair in confusion, "How are the children here taught, and why are they always weird when they talk and think about problems?" ”

"Brother, you and I are still a child, I can't stand this ghost story for a long time!" Xiaoxing threw the book that Xiao You took back to the ground, "People want to see Tanmei!" People want to see Longyang! People want to see broken sleeves! Muscular harem, Zhengtai cultivation, tight bondage training, golden holy water, all gorgeous come...... It's really not, and Qing Shuiwen is okay. ”

"Xiaoxing, didn't you tell me that having Tanmei in your heart and being a comrade in your eyes is the highest level?" Xiao You was not angry at all, still full of smiles, "What kind of ability is Tanmei from the same humanities, if you want to see Tanmei from the ghost story, that is the existence of a noble rotten person who surpasses the rotten girl." ”

"Don't talk about it, what kind of beauty can you see in ghost stories?"

"Do you think, what the Death Knight is best at is putting black gold, it can be seen that he was a master of gold holy water during his lifetime, and why does the lich who likes to eat black gold always drag his skirt? It can be seen that he is obsessed with the black and gold taste of the death knight and is willing to be a sign of acceptance. Xiao You looked at her sister's reaction and continued, "Also, the Crypt Lord who looks like a big spider, and the Abyss Demon King with four legs and a big butt are all living ghost beast brothers; There is also the two-horned succubus in the depths of purgatory, with long whips dancing and flames, no matter how you look at it, it is a standard sadistic queen. ”

"Listening to you say that, it seems like something like that." Xiaoxing fell into deep thought.

"I'll tell you another gossip about ghost love." Xiao You sat down beside her sister, "That former white bishop of the Holy See and the current lamp god Bambu of the Vegetarian Dynasty King once had a very beautiful girlfriend, but unfortunately this girl died unexpectedly at a young age. The grief-stricken Lamp God wants to resurrect his girlfriend as a zombie, and they'll be together forever ever since. ”

"This story is very moving," Xiaoxing wiped his eyes, "as long as you are with your beloved, what does it matter if you are a zombie." ”

"Yes, the lamp god is also very satisfied, but occasionally he sighs a little."

"What feelings?"

"If you freeze, you won't feel soft, but if you don't freeze, it will rot......"

"Brother!" Xiaoxing lifted the pillow and smashed it his head, "You are simply a terrifying existence than a dirty super rotten person!" ”

"What are you hitting me for?" Xiao Yu shouted aggrievedly, "This story was told to me by the dryad teacher!" ”

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